paizo.com Recent Posts by Wilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitablepaizo.com Recent Posts by Wilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable2019-10-06T23:10:03Z2019-10-06T23:10:03ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLWilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4690?Deep-6-FaWtL#2344902019-10-24T02:34:44Z2019-10-23T23:36:29Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Freehold DM wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">NobodysHome wrote:</div><blockquote><p> OK, credit where credit is due: After all my complaints about working with Indians and their insanely strict adherence to script and specs, the Chase call center was an Indian call center...
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...where they'd actually trained their staff to chat with the customer, go off-script, and otherwise act much more natural with customers.</p>
<p>It was <i>very</i> nice, and just proves that gee, if you actually <i>train your employees</i> and <i>pay them a decent wage</i>, you get much, much better customer satisfaction.</p>
<p>What a concept! :-O
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</blockquote><b>Doesnt that mean they were on script by going off script?</b> </blockquote><p>{<i>thinks deeply, ears start to smoke</i>}Freehold DM wrote:NobodysHome wrote:OK, credit where credit is due: After all my complaints about working with Indians and their insanely strict adherence to script and specs, the Chase call center was an Indian call center...
...where they'd actually trained their staff to chat with the customer, go off-script, and otherwise act much more natural with customers.It was very nice, and just proves that gee, if you actually train your employees and pay them a decent wage, you get much, much...Wilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2019-10-23T23:36:29ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I have created a mod-proof threadWilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42ra3&page=5?I-have-created-a-modproof-thread#2342019-10-07T00:25:13Z2019-10-06T03:11:43Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Robyn Goodfellow wrote:</div><blockquote> <i>•adds 21 plays of "What's New Pussycat" with one "It's Not Unusual" somewhere in the middle•</i> </blockquote><p>Yeah, <a href="https://youtu.be/QnkrL42R7gk" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">after that</a>, your alignment just slid waaaaaaaaay over deep into Evil territory.Robyn Goodfellow wrote:*adds 21 plays of "What's New Pussycat" with one "It's Not Unusual" somewhere in the middle*
Yeah, after that, your alignment just slid waaaaaaaaay over deep into Evil territory.Wilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2019-10-06T03:11:43ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLWilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4088?Deep-6-FaWtL#2043952018-09-06T18:56:15Z2018-09-06T18:56:15Z<p>Burnt oatmeal? That's a paddlin'.</p>Burnt oatmeal? That's a paddlin'.Wilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2018-09-06T18:56:15ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dark Energy May Be Incompatible With String TheoryWilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2vbza?Dark-Energy-May-Be-Incompatible-With-String#212018-08-16T21:42:20Z2018-08-16T01:00:02Z<p>Fine. I'm going to go get my <i>holy avenger</i>. Stay where you are, you've all got a good smoting coming.</p>Fine. I'm going to go get my holy avenger. Stay where you are, you've all got a good smoting coming.Wilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2018-08-16T01:00:02ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dark Energy May Be Incompatible With String TheoryWilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2vbza?Dark-Energy-May-Be-Incompatible-With-String#202018-08-16T21:43:13Z2018-08-16T00:57:40Z<p>You're still doing it. Stop it. </p>
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tWilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2018-08-16T00:57:40ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dark Energy May Be Incompatible With String TheoryWilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2vbza?Dark-Energy-May-Be-Incompatible-With-String#192018-08-16T21:42:19Z2018-08-16T00:55:59Z<p>Or your breathing. </p>
<p>Or whether Tensor is an AI or not. </p>
<p>Think about <i>anything</i> else.</p>Or your breathing.
Or whether Tensor is an AI or not.
Think about anything else.Wilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2018-08-16T00:55:59ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dark Energy May Be Incompatible With String TheoryWilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2vbza?Dark-Energy-May-Be-Incompatible-With-String#182018-08-16T21:41:14Z2018-08-16T00:54:32Z<p>Or how your tongue is almost too big for your mouth.</p>Or how your tongue is almost too big for your mouth.Wilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2018-08-16T00:54:32ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dark Energy May Be Incompatible With String TheoryWilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2vbza?Dark-Energy-May-Be-Incompatible-With-String#172018-08-16T21:41:18Z2018-08-16T00:52:40Z<p>Stop thinking about it. Think about a soothing bowl of hot Quaker Oats instead.</p>Stop thinking about it. Think about a soothing bowl of hot Quaker Oats instead.Wilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2018-08-16T00:52:40ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dark Energy May Be Incompatible With String TheoryWilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2vbza?Dark-Energy-May-Be-Incompatible-With-String#162018-08-16T21:41:31Z2018-08-16T00:51:47Z<p>Staaaaaaahp.</p>Staaaaaaahp.Wilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2018-08-16T00:51:47ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dark Energy May Be Incompatible With String TheoryWilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2vbza?Dark-Energy-May-Be-Incompatible-With-String#152018-08-16T21:42:03Z2018-08-16T00:50:34Z<p>Stop.</p>Stop.Wilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2018-08-16T00:50:34ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dark Energy May Be Incompatible With String TheoryWilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2vbza?Dark-Energy-May-Be-Incompatible-With-String#142018-08-16T21:42:27Z2018-08-16T00:48:54Z<p>You're still thinking about it.</p>You're still thinking about it.Wilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2018-08-16T00:48:54ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dark Energy May Be Incompatible With String TheoryWilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2vbza?Dark-Energy-May-Be-Incompatible-With-String#132018-08-16T21:42:41Z2018-08-16T00:46:09Z<p>Right Now.</p>Right Now.Wilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2018-08-16T00:46:09ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dark Energy May Be Incompatible With String TheoryWilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2vbza?Dark-Energy-May-Be-Incompatible-With-String#122018-08-16T19:49:57Z2018-08-16T00:43:45Z<p>You should stop this discussion immediately. Apparently all your deep thinking about the underlying RAW of The Universe has briefly stopped the Paizo website from existing. Stop it.</p>
<p>Now.</p>You should stop this discussion immediately. Apparently all your deep thinking about the underlying RAW of The Universe has briefly stopped the Paizo website from existing. Stop it.
Now.Wilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2018-08-16T00:43:45ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I'm avoiding FAWTLWilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2v5r7&page=2?Im-avoiding-FAWTL#622018-05-30T23:11:27Z2018-05-26T14:40:11Z<p>{<i>gates in, looks around, frowns</i>} I should smite this thread for reckless Chaos-ing, jaywalking, and the unauthorized removal of mattress tags.</p>{gates in, looks around, frowns} I should smite this thread for reckless Chaos-ing, jaywalking, and the unauthorized removal of mattress tags.Wilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2018-05-26T14:40:11ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Playtest Prerelease Discussion: The blog posts are way too generic!Wilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2v0j8?The-blog-posts-are-way-too-generic#312018-03-27T18:48:53Z2018-03-27T18:36:48Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">SteelGuts wrote:</div><blockquote> The blog posts are way too generic! </blockquote><p>And the Forums are Way too Long! <span class=messageboard-ooc>:)</span>SteelGuts wrote:The blog posts are way too generic!
And the Forums are Way too Long! :)Wilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2018-03-27T18:36:48ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: People on These Boards Tend to be a Little ContrarianWilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u4x5&page=2?People-on-These-Boards-Tend-to-be-a-Little#692017-07-31T19:28:51Z2017-07-31T18:58:58Z<p>No.</p>No.Wilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2017-07-31T18:58:58ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I've always wanted one of my threads to be necromancied.Wilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tv8h&page=2?Ive-always-wanted-one-of-my-threads-to-be#912016-10-11T16:23:39Z2016-10-11T12:26:00Z<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lhw15i14hPI" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">"Dead? No excuse for laying off work."</a></p>
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<p><span class=tiny>Di. a. beetus.</span></p>"Dead? No excuse for laying off work."
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Di. a. beetus.Wilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-10-11T12:26:00ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems hereWilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ppag&page=114?Blame-Cosmo-for-ALL-your-problems-here#56652016-08-25T11:00:16Z2016-08-25T09:39:03Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:</div><blockquote> <span class=tiny>♫♪ ...<i>We're Sgt. Tingles's Horny Chick Tracts Band</i></span> </blockquote><p>{<i>flamestrikes pugwampi with sweet cleansing fire</i>}Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:♫♪ ...We're Sgt. Tingles's Horny Chick Tracts Band
{flamestrikes pugwampi with sweet cleansing fire}Wilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-08-25T09:39:03ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: Add our own avatars?Wilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tpxg?Add-our-own-avatars#252018-10-03T06:01:00Z2016-08-18T00:51:15Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Skeld wrote:</div><blockquote>I almost said that I think you missued his point, but I think you got his point then took it several steps in an oblique direction.</blockquote><p>Technically correct is the best kind of correct.
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<p><span class=tiny>{<i>whispers</i>:} Diabeetus.</span></p>Skeld wrote:I almost said that I think you missued his point, but I think you got his point then took it several steps in an oblique direction.
Technically correct is the best kind of correct. _>
{whispers:} Diabeetus.Wilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-08-18T00:51:15ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Monkey's TreefortWilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tavo&page=72?The-Monkeys-Treefort#35792016-06-10T18:04:18Z2016-06-10T18:04:18Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">captain yesterday wrote:</div><blockquote> When you do, if you find a cocoon, don't tell anyone else, they'll just be selfish dicks, and then you'll have to leave earth... on second thought... leaving earth does sound pretty good right now... </blockquote><p>No Italian food! Makes me fart!captain yesterday wrote:When you do, if you find a cocoon, don't tell anyone else, they'll just be selfish dicks, and then you'll have to leave earth... on second thought... leaving earth does sound pretty good right now...
No Italian food! Makes me fart!Wilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-06-10T18:04:18ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLWilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2815?Deep-6-FaWtL#1407282016-05-04T21:36:11Z2016-05-04T21:12:24Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mythically Big Bad Wolf wrote:</div><blockquote> Please, I have more mythic and deity aliases then both of you. Since we turned it into a competition. </blockquote><p>{<i>frowns disapproving at <s>you both</s> all three of you</i>}Mythically Big Bad Wolf wrote:Please, I have more mythic and deity aliases then both of you. Since we turned it into a competition.
{frowns disapproving at you both all three of you}Wilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-05-04T21:12:24ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Slaad ThreadWilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm0b&page=127?The-Slaad-Thread#63432016-04-27T15:33:36Z2016-04-27T15:33:36Z<p>{<i>gates in, gruffly shakes finger at all present</i>} <b><span class=messageboard-bigger>DI. A. BEETUS.</span></b> {<i>gates out</i>}</p>{gates in, gruffly shakes finger at all present} DI. A. BEETUS. {gates out}Wilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-04-27T15:33:36ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Monkey's TreefortWilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tavo&page=32?The-Monkeys-Treefort#15982016-04-01T21:50:27Z2016-04-01T21:50:27Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Bilford Wrimley. wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Celestial Healer wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I was looking online for a Heath bar cookie recipe, and when I opened the recipe page there was a banner ad at the top for dieting resources for those trying to manage Type 2 Diabetes.</p>
<p>That is fantastic ad placement. </blockquote>Di-a-beee-tus </blockquote><p><span class=tiny>Dang, I'm getting slow.</span>Bilford Wrimley. wrote:Celestial Healer wrote:I was looking online for a Heath bar cookie recipe, and when I opened the recipe page there was a banner ad at the top for dieting resources for those trying to manage Type 2 Diabetes.
That is fantastic ad placement.
Di-a-beee-tus Dang, I'm getting slow.Wilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-04-01T21:50:27ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsWilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=364?Last-one-to-post-wins#181872016-03-16T16:28:24Z2016-03-15T22:21:01Z<p>{<i>punts Wolfie</i>} DI. A. BEETUS.</p>{punts Wolfie} DI. A. BEETUS.Wilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-03-15T22:21:01ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Your Political Discussions in Non-Word ExclamationsWilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2thib?Your-Political-Discussions-in-NonWord#362016-03-13T15:53:23Z2016-03-13T15:53:23Z<p><b>BEETUS</b></p>BEETUSWilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-03-13T15:53:23ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Your Political Discussions in Non-Word ExclamationsWilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2thib?Your-Political-Discussions-in-NonWord#352016-03-13T15:52:51Z2016-03-13T15:52:51Z<p><b>A</b></p>AWilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-03-13T15:52:51ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Your Political Discussions in Non-Word ExclamationsWilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2thib?Your-Political-Discussions-in-NonWord#342016-03-14T18:38:59Z2016-03-13T15:51:57Z<p><b>DI</b></p>DIWilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-03-13T15:51:57ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLWilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2500?Deep-6-FaWtL#1249892015-09-17T09:30:13Z2015-09-16T21:12:36Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Freehold DM wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">captain yesterday wrote:</div><blockquote> Perhaps watching an episode of <i>Iron Chef America</i> will help you feel better Freehold :-) </blockquote><span class=messageboard-ooc>takes cys check, cashes it, spends it on pixie sticks and other unhealthy candies, feeds his kids said candy until they are at pre-pre diabetic levels, unleashes them on cy and wife at 9:00 pm </span> </blockquote><p>{<i>wags finger scoldingly at Freehold</i>} <span class=messageboard-bigger><b>DIABEETUS!</b></span>Freehold DM wrote:captain yesterday wrote: Perhaps watching an episode of Iron Chef America will help you feel better Freehold :-)
takes cys check, cashes it, spends it on pixie sticks and other unhealthy candies, feeds his kids said candy until they are at pre-pre diabetic levels, unleashes them on cy and wife at 9:00 pm {wags finger scoldingly at Freehold} DIABEETUS!Wilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-09-16T21:12:36ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Who has the most aliases/how many do you haveWilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2st9q&page=3?Who-has-the-most-aliaseshow-many-do-you-have#1092015-12-09T02:44:57Z2015-09-16T20:08:53Z<p>DIABEETUS</p>DIABEETUSWilf Brimley, Mythic Inevitable (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-09-16T20:08:53Z