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It's OK to give the GM all the crap. I'll allow it since he's the worst ;)

Werner is willing to rest and prepare delay poison, staving off the zombification until the group can get some permanent cure magic done.

Weakened, Werner calls upon his god to manifest a weapon of force. Cast Spiritual Weapon

The weapon, a rapier, appears beside Margiana and thrusts at the creature.
Attack w/Spiritual Weapon: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17
Damage: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

Werner moves forward and strikes with his greatsword.
Attack w/Greatsword on purple: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 29
Confirm Attack w/Greatsword on purple: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 26
Damage: 4d6 + 18 ⇒ (4, 6, 3, 4) + 18 = 35

Werner opts to bolster his own strength (Bull's Strength) and moves forward.

"That is not in the best of taste right now, Silgil," Werner suggests, seeing Riddywhipple crying. Quietly, he adds, "Just tuck that away. I'm sure it'll be handy."

Werner calls upon the Lucky Drunk to heal Amiri some more.
CLW: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

He nods, then says, "That should do for now. See me again when you inevitably take more injuries." He says the last with a wink.

"Silgil, I know enough about necromancy to be able to tell you that it's vile stuff. You would not want to know more," Werner says as he sheathes his greatsword.

He then looks over Amiri, then the rest of the group. "If you are injured, you need but ask. Cayden Cailean smiles his great fortune upon me, and by association, you. I can assist."

I'm chock full of spells and channels. Happy to use these as needed. If I miss something, poke me and I'll make sure you're healed up.

Werner continues to chop at the... Dead thing.
Attack w/Greatsword: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15
Damage: 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (6, 4) + 4 = 14

Werner wastes no time and charges the undead pegasus!
Attack w/Greatsword: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (9) + 11 = 20
Damage: 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (4, 1) + 4 = 9

Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8
"What's this about Pegasi?"

Werner brightens to all the heroic talk, then winces when the effect is ruined by the silly question. The cleric finishes his morning prayers to the Lucky Drunk, straps his greatsword to his back, and nods. "I'm ready. Let's put our heroics to the test and right this grave wrong."

Werner shrugs. "I guess it's just not that urgent then..."

"A way about her with fungus? I wonder what that... Well, nevermind that. I am ready to set out forthwith." Werner says, making a move to stand up and grab his gear.

Werner still has 4 channels. Allow me to roll a pair. Take this healing before you mark off resources.

Werner calls upon the Lucky Drunk, grasping a tankard in his hands. A wave of positive energy flows over the group.
Channel Positive Energy: 2d6 ⇒ (3, 1) = 4
Channel Positive Energy: 2d6 ⇒ (4, 3) = 7

"Oof!" Werner exhales as the owlbear grapples him. "A little help, Amiri?"

Knowing that he and Silgil have wounds he calls upon Cayden Cailean to heal only him and his allies. Channel Positive Energy: 2d6 ⇒ (6, 1) = 7

Werner wastes no time with a follow-up swing at the dead owlbear grappling Silgil.
Attack w/Greatsword: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13
Damage: 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (2, 5) + 4 = 11

Seeing Silgil in danger, Werner rushes forward. He draws his greatsword as he moves, and tries to cut the creature down!
Greatsword Attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26
Greatsword Attack (Confirm Crit?): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10
Greatsword Damage: 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (3, 2) + 4 = 9
Greatsword Crit Damage (if by some miracle it confirmed: 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (3, 5) + 4 = 12

"Foul undead thing! Stay dead and stop moving!"

"They are acting strange because they are dead! Cut them with blades if you want to hurt them!"

Werner knows things religious.
Knowledge Religion: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (10) + 7 = 17

Werner is ready

Werner starts to raise a finger to ask a question, thinks better of it, and shrugs. To the group he says, "If we're to face any danger, it'll be from fey creatures. I know cold iron weaponry is effective, and I plan to buy a sword for this trip."

Later in the day, Werner buys a cold iron greatsword.

"And I am Werner Albern," a tall man with slicked back hair says. He speaks with an accent, causing his W's to sound like V's. "You can think of me as a Drinker of Cayden Cailean. I am also at your service." the mustachioed man winks.

Dot

Player Name: Jeff Chapman
PC Name: Werner Albern
PFS#: 77280-13
Faction: Liberty's Edge
Day Job: None
Notes: Nothing to see here.

Going to update the details for this PC momentarily...

Can Werner just pay the 20 gp? Consider it an apology for bringing a level 2 character :)

Thanks for running!

Werner tries to put blade to piratess, swinging at Alejia.
Attack w/Greatsword: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16
Damage: 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (5, 4) + 4 = 13

Werner follows the dwarf's lead, chopping with his greatsword.
Attack w/Greatsword: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11
... but his form is not up to par, and he misses.

Werner places himself near a pirate (blue), ready to strike.

Thinking that it could be a hidden passage further in that'll allow them the element of surprise, Werner points to the western passageway. "Lead the vay, Brak. Ve may not be the quietest, but ve can be the cleverest."

Werner agrees with Brak. He points at the water and says, "That is not the drink I vish to be in."

Before resting, Werner will utter a number of prayers to the Lucky Drunk. Positive energy washes over his allies, healing them. All Remaining Channels: 3d6 ⇒ (6, 2, 6) = 14

The next day Werner thanks Captain Gultrock, collects his things, and asks, "Vell, vhat next? "

"Ah yes. A very good point. Vell then, good man. There's more coin for you if you'll pilot this thing." Werner smiles warmly. "And aftervards, ve have a drink. On me!"

This NPC pilot is getting some mileage. Does he have a name? :)

Knowing that he'd not be alive without the timely help of the boat pilot, Werner pays the man 5gp, plus 5gp as a tip.

Werner moves closer and channels to heal a second time.
Channel Positive Energy: 1d6 ⇒ 5

Werner moves, then calls upon Cayden Cailean. He grasps his holy symbol, and a burst of controlled positive energy flows over his allies only.
Channel Positive to Heal w/Selective Channeling: 1d6 ⇒ 5

Going to act since I assume the skipping of Werner is accidental.

Werner rushes the last crewman, chopping at him with his greatsword.
Charge w/Greatsword: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (12) + 8 = 20
Damage: 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (2, 1) + 4 = 7

Werner takes a step to flank with Chip, and swings his greatsword at the pirate (purple)
Attack w/Greatsword: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9
... and his swing lacks finesse, professionalism and, any kind of accuracy.

After all the struggle with the rope, Werner plants his feet on deck. Greatsword in hand, he swings it (on purple)
Attack w/Greatsword: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11
The blade sails wide though, the cleric's movement slowed by his water-logged state.

Werner will try and climb...
Climb check: 1d20 ⇒ 8
DC 5? If not, he'll retry.
Climb check: 1d20 ⇒ 14

Can more than one of us climb the rope? I'm presuming that Chip is halfway, and we won't be able to climb until he's up (or use some other means). If so, Werner will delay until he can climb.

After a successful foray into the Mwangi Expanse, Merisiel spends what coin she earned on drinks with all her pregenerated friends. She wakes after the bender with the traditional summons for the Pathfinder Society.

Merisiel tumbles around her attacker, putting herself in a flanking position with Auri. Acrobatics: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (8) + 20 = 28

Once positioned, she stabs (at blue)! Attack w/Rapier: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (2) + 13 = 15
Damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
Sneak Attack: 4d6 ⇒ (4, 3, 4, 6) = 17

Merisiel leaps out from behind the monolith and stabs one of the creatures (blue).
Attack w/Rapier: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (8) + 11 = 19
Hopefully that hits their flat-footed AC...
Damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
Sneak Attack: 4d6 ⇒ (2, 4, 4, 1) = 11

Swim check: 1d20 ⇒ 11
Werner struggles, barely managing to stay afloat. He lifts himself back into the boat.

Seeing that his friends are engaged with the enemy, the Caydenite calls upon his deity to bless them. Cast Bless

Werner, knowing how poor a climber he is, will follow behind Brak.
Climb (DC 10): 1d20 ⇒ 6
He at first makes no progress, and tries again.
Climb (DC 10): 1d20 ⇒ 4
And... I think I'll need to use my re-roll now.
Climb (DC 10): 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
...
...
...
I give up.

With about 24 seconds of time available to her, Merisiel would:
- Get out of the entangled area
- Feed a Cure Serious Wounds potion to Auri (since she looks to be the most injured)
- Position herself to be out of line of sight behind a tent when the next wave hits.
In that order.

Merisiel feels untouchable. She moves, tumbling past the chauru-ka.
Acrobatics: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (10) + 20 = 30
She then stabs with her rapier!
Attack w/Rapier: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (3) + 11 = 14
Damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

Merisiel works to avoid the entangling vegetation.
Reflex save: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (5) + 11 = 16
Avoiding the worst of it with relative ease, the elf stabs at the blinded tiger!
Attack w/Rapier: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (10) + 11 = 21
Damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
Sneak Attack: 4d6 ⇒ (3, 4, 5, 6) = 18

If the tiger drops, she'll move forward to support Dupine.

Thanks for the Blinding Ray. That was brilliant!

Werner takes a 5ft step away from the danger, trusting in Brak and Garrick to occupy the half-orc a moment. He calls upon his god, and grasps the holy symbol hanging on a chain around his neck. "Lucky Drunk, aid me. Invigorate me so that I may continue to play vith chance."

The prayer is a bit mangled by his broken jaw, but Cayden Cailean gets the gist. Werner places a hand on the wound, and positive energy infuses him.

Cure Light Wounds (converting a prepared Comprehend Languages): 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3