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“Screeeeeee!” The eagle flaps its wings excitedly. I’m here! I’m here!

Then he hears the two-leggers talking again. Oh. You said WADJET. The eagle’s feathers ruffle up in annoyance. You’d think these humans would have the sense to venerate ME. Oh well. Their loss. The eagle preens itself for a moment, and then takes off.

"Screeeeeeeee!"

Yo! Summoned Buddy needs an avatar.

He should be at least as handsome as me.

"Screeeeeeee!"

Hey! What gives? Being a feathered smart ass is MY gig! Those buzzards are infringing on my schtick! Gerald, can I hire you to sue their flaming feathered butts? They owe me!

Keep your main attacks that you use over and over in a google doc, and cut and paste them, adjusting for buffs.

For example, my combat awesomeness is available with just a ctrl-V:

Powerful Charge: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (11) + 11 = 22
Damage: 4d6 + 20 ⇒ (4, 3, 3, 3) + 20 = 33

Right Talon: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15
Damage: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7

Left Talon: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 9 = 10
Damage: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11

Bite: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (16) + 9 = 25
Damage: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10

"Screeeeee!"

You can have mine! Wedjjat hops away from the burned fish. Blech!

Then he cocks his head at Oren. "Screee?"

Or maybe we can intimidate Lardbutt here into eating it...

Wedjat fluffs up, looks menacing, and drops a slab of burnt fish into Oren's lap.

Untrained Intimidate: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (1) - 2 = -1

At least he's consistent.

A haast's eagle lands in the longboat that had finally caught up with the two lovers standing in the water. Wedjat bumps Zem's side with his head, and starts nudging at the tribesman's bag.

"Scrreeee!"

Zem, got any snacks?

"Screeeeeeeeeee!"

Here's how you format rock multiple attacks, Dwarf!

Powerful Charge: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (10) + 11 = 21
Damage: 4d6 + 20 ⇒ (5, 2, 2, 4) + 20 = 33

Right Talon: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 11
Damage: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10

Left Talon: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (15) + 9 = 24
Damage: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8

Bite: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (13) + 9 = 22
Damage: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9

Wedjat flaps his wings, and hops over to Oren, looking him right in the eye.

"Screeeeee!"

I'm gonna miss our banter, Lardbutt.

"Screee!"

Damn straight. Creepy undead looked at me funny.

Wedjat cowers behind Reknar.

"Screee!"

Eeeek! It's scary!

"Screeee!"

Can we say I shredded it?

"Screee!"

Powerful Charge: 1d20 + 11 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 11 + 3 = 24
Damage: 4d6 + 20 + 3 ⇒ (2, 6, 5, 5) + 20 + 3 = 41

Right Talon: 1d20 + 9 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 9 + 3 = 32
Damage: 1d6 + 6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 6 + 3 = 11

Left Talon: 1d20 + 9 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 9 + 3 = 24
Damage: 1d6 + 6 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 6 + 3 = 10

Bite: 1d20 + 9 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 9 + 3 = 23
Damage: 1d6 + 6 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 6 + 3 = 10

Wedjat charges, shredding the hawani in front of him.

Now let's hope he can survive when the remaining hawanis fight back...

With no charge lane open, Wedjat just protects Nef.

Wedjat slashes furiously at the air anyway.

"Screee!"

Take that, air! And that!

"Screeee!"

Finally!

Powerful Charge: 1d20 + 11 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 11 + 3 = 28
Damage: 4d6 + 20 + 3 ⇒ (6, 1, 6, 5) + 20 + 3 = 41

Right Talon: 1d20 + 9 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 9 + 3 = 23
Damage: 1d6 + 6 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 6 + 3 = 12

Left Talon: 1d20 + 9 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 9 + 3 = 24
Damage: 1d6 + 6 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 6 + 3 = 15

Bite: 1d20 + 9 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 9 + 3 = 17
Damage: 1d6 + 6 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 6 + 3 = 12

Wedjat attacks the lizard with abandon, claws digging into the horned-thing's flesh.

If there's anything left of it, it'll be pissed...

Wedjat delays for a charge lane.

Oren succeeded on a nat 1? I always knew you were awesome, Lardbutt!

"It is just a beast"

Wedjat turns to Dog. "Screee!"

I can't believe you let him talk like that! Then again, he's just a human...

Wedjat has neither a charge lane nor orders. He delays.

"Screee?"

Should we let it come to us?

* Burp *

Wedjat flanks with Rata and full attacks Hiwani #4.

"Screeeee!"

Yo, Blade Boy! Need backup?

Powerful Charge: 1d20 + 11 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 11 + 3 + 2 = 26
Damage: 4d6 + 20 + 3 ⇒ (6, 3, 2, 2) + 20 + 3 = 36

Right Talon: 1d20 + 9 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 9 + 3 + 2 = 29
Damage: 1d6 + 6 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 6 + 3 = 13

Left Talon: 1d20 + 9 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 9 + 3 + 2 = 23
Damage: 1d6 + 6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 6 + 3 = 11

Bite: 1d20 + 9 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 9 + 3 + 2 = 18
Damage: 1d6 + 6 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 6 + 3 = 13

When Oren falls, Wedjat can hear Nef's scream of attack. Oren's inopportune need to rest opens up a charge lane. At Nef's urging, Wedjat charges Hawani 7, the Hawani that attacked and hurt Oren.

"Screeeee!"

Hey, that's my Lardbutt!

Powerful Charge: 1d20 + 11 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 11 + 3 = 34
Damage: 4d6 + 20 + 3 ⇒ (4, 1, 6, 6) + 20 + 3 = 40

Crit?!: 1d20 + 11 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 11 + 3 = 26
Crit Damage, if applicable: 4d6 + 3 ⇒ (1, 1, 5, 6) + 3 = 16

Right Talon: 1d20 + 9 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 9 + 3 = 28
Damage: 1d6 + 6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 6 + 3 = 11

Left Talon: 1d20 + 9 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 9 + 3 = 20
Damage: 1d6 + 6 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 6 + 3 = 14

Bite: 1d20 + 9 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 9 + 3 = 20
Damage: 1d6 + 6 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 6 + 3 = 10

In his fury, he shreds what is left of that hawani after Jacinth's attack.

"Screeeee!"

They still taste terrible...

Reknar, did you forget to add in the +2 AC from the Magic Circle? If these guys aren't evil, I'll eat one of 'Lani's bugs! Come to think of it, maybe I'll eat one of 'Lani's bugs anyway. Mmm... tasty bugs!
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"Screeee!"

It's time to shred some hawanis!

Powerful Charge: 1d20 + 11 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 11 + 3 = 23
Damage: 4d6 + 20 + 3 ⇒ (4, 6, 3, 4) + 20 + 3 = 40

Right Talon: 1d20 + 9 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 9 + 3 = 13
Damage: 1d6 + 6 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 6 + 3 = 10

Left Talon: 1d20 + 9 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 9 + 3 = 22
Damage: 1d6 + 6 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 6 + 3 = 12

Bite: 1d20 + 9 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 9 + 3 = 22
Damage: 1d6 + 6 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 6 + 3 = 13

Following Nef's guidance with knees, Wedjat gleefully tears into the hawani that Reknar indicated (hawani #2). One of his talons misses, but the rest of his attacks find their target.

"Screeee!"

They still taste terrible. Blech.

"Screeeee!"

Dude... It looks cooler if the humans think I have to work for it.

Wedjat sneaks away from his regular play by post game, and sees Hmm's iPad, sitting there unguarded.

"Screeeee!"

Die, foul device!

Right Talon: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15
Damage: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11

Left Talon: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15
Damage: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11

Bite: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 9 = 14
Damage: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9

Gleefully he tears into it, sending bits of plastic and computer chips everywhere.

Then he preens. Untrustworthy? Us? I don't know what you're talking about.

Recknar used his own potion of CLW on Jacinth here. He and Oren are the only ones to use a potion so far.

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Wedjat lands and hops over to Reknar. "Scree?

You okay, big guy?

At seeing the claw marks on Reknar, Wedjat flies straight at the ex-Captain who injured his friend.

"SCREEE!"

You guys take the other one. I'll take the bozo who wounded one of my humans!

Powerful Charge: 1d20 + 11 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 11 + 3 = 33
Damage: 4d6 + 20 + 3 ⇒ (5, 3, 6, 2) + 20 + 3 = 39

Right Talon: 1d20 + 9 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 9 + 3 = 31
Damage: 1d6 + 6 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 6 + 3 = 15

Left Talon: 1d20 + 9 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 9 + 3 = 27
Damage: 1d6 + 6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 6 + 3 = 11

Bite: 1d20 + 9 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 9 + 3 = 24
Damage: 1d6 + 6 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 6 + 3 = 13

It was a happy discovery for me too! It's time for you to help the hiwanis chill, Lardbutt!

I just realized that you can add +3 to Oren's attack and damage rolls with those ray spells, per FAQ if that makes a difference to Oren's roll!

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Without a map, I'm not sure where the hiwanis are, or how clustered together they are. Can you give us a word description?

"Screeeee!"

Didn't we kill all of you? Oh well. Let's fix that.

Wedjat sails over the most damaged one with a flyby attack, continuing the flight on the other side.

Claw, Flyby, Inspire+Flag: 1d20 + 9 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 9 + 3 = 18
Damage: 1d6 + 6 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 6 + 3 = 13

"Screee!"

This is sooooo much better than having to pretend that I'm cute!

Wedjat's Hunting (Survival): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20

Wedjat dives, bringing another massive bluefin tuna in. He drops it at Oren's feet.

"Screee!"

Look lively, Lardbutt! I brought breakfast!

Wedjat just looks at Underdog. Slacker. And then he turns back to Nef.

"Screeee!"

Can I intimidate them now into shutting up?

He fluffs himself up further.

Intimidate: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (3) - 2 = 1

The Paizo dice roller does not want Wedjat to succeed on an Intimidate check. EVER.

"Screee!"

Know it all!

Wedjat hops on over to the hissing and grumpy Underdog. Wedjat's feathers are still all fluffed up, and he looks disgruntled and uncomfortable.

"Screeeee!"

If I have to do this, you have to do this. No way am I being cute and fluffy alone.

23+8=31. Two more successful Aid Anothers will do it, and we have four who haven't tried yet. Come on, the odds are in our favor.

"Screeeee!"

Dudes, my charisma is SIX. If I can try to aid another Diplomacy, y'all can try too. Remember that Underdog actually has a rank in diplomacy if Reknar does, which brings his base skill for aid another up to 0! Anyone can do it untrained.

"Screeee!"

You've gotta be kidding me...

Wedjat looks with dismay to Reknar. She's joking, right?

Not seeing any support there, the bird reluctantly hops over to Nef, letting her pet him and make... cooing noises.

Cooing noises? What's next? Ribbons?

He reluctantly lowers his head and lets Nef pose him, all the while chattering at Tordell about him as a cute, fluffy hatchling.

Wedjat looks at Nef, fluffs up his feathers, and says, "Screee!"

You are SO owing me for this...

Diplomacy, aid another: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (15) - 2 = 13

Wedjat looks at the food piled on Oren's palmleaf.

"Screeee!"

You're not eating all of that, are you?

Wedjat fluffs up and tries to look menacing at Oren.

Wedjat's Untrained Intimidate: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (4) - 2 = 2

"Screee!"

A growing bird has got to eat, you know. Reknar and I can't be the only ones hunting and gathering. The last I checked, Aikane, Jacinth and Ke'ahilani also all could hunt. And I'm certain that even wimps like Nef, Oren and Rata could make a few untrained attempts to aid.

So get off your butts!

This is a PSA from the Hungry Eagles Action Team. I'm Wedjat, and I approved this message.

It's not a command... More like guidelines...

Oren you get back three more hit points. That CLW potion was made by Lani, a fourth level alchemist.

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"Screee!?"

My girl's still asleep. Why's she still asleep?"

"Screee!"

I'll shred them all!

Wedjat takes overwatch, looking for trouble.

Wedjat lands next to Nef, and then looks plaintively at Reknar.

"Screee?"

What do we do now?

Reknar and Rata saved the day! Go team!

"Screeeee!"
So you like to scratch and bite? So do I!

Wedjat full attacks the hiwani that appeared in front of it.

Hover Flight Check: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (19) + 11 = 30

Right Talon: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (18) + 9 = 27
Damage: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11

Left Talon: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15
Damage: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10

Bite: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 23
Damage: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12

"Screeeee!"
Ugh. You taste TERRIBLE.

Unfortunately, this time he does not shred the monster, only hurts it.

Full defense sounds good. Lard butt, don't die! Who will I make fun of if you do?

Where did THEY come from?
Wedjat charges Hiwani #3, the one who bit Nef.

"SCREEEEE!"

If Nef or Lard Butt dies, you will see me REALLY angry.

Powerful Charge: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (7) + 11 = 18
Damage: 4d6 + 20 ⇒ (6, 2, 2, 2) + 20 = 32

Right Talon: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (18) + 9 = 27
Damage: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10

Left Talon: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (11) + 9 = 20
Damage: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8

Bite: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 11
Damage: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10

Wedjat charges the Hiwani, shredding him with both talons in a furious rage.

Nef can't give him orders, but I think that it is more than reasonable to have him obliterate the one that bit her and to his eyes, possibly killed her.

Wedjat doesn't understand what just happened, but he heard Nef's scream and knows that she was hurt. He charges the one who bit Nef.

"SCREEEEE!"

NO ONE HURTS MY NEF!

Powerful Charge: 1d20 + 11 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 11 + 1 + 2 = 25
Damage: 4d6 + 20 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (3, 6, 2, 6) + 20 + 1 + 2 = 40

Right Talon: 1d20 + 9 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 9 + 1 + 2 = 28
Damage: 1d6 + 6 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 6 + 1 + 2 = 14

Left Talon: 1d20 + 9 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 9 + 1 + 2 = 23
Damage: 1d6 + 6 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 6 + 1 + 2 = 11

Bite: 1d20 + 9 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 9 + 1 + 2 = 18
Damage: 1d6 + 6 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 6 + 1 + 2 = 10

He shreds the hiwani, hoping that this will make his Nef okay again.

"Screee!"

I'm coming, Nef!

Wedjat flies to his mistress, readying his standard action to move on her command.

"Screee?"

Have we got the whole team back again? That bush shouldn't be eating my tasty piglet! That's my job!

Wedjat listens in the background as Nef begins another bardic performance. She shouts encouraging words, giving everyone an additional +2 to hit and damage.

"Screeeee!"

Yeah, blah blah... Go team. Whatever. Can I kill things now?

Buffs Currently Active on Group:
+1 to attack and damage from flag
+2 to attack and damage from inspire courage
+1 to attack, +1 to AC, + 30 ft of movement, extra attack on full attack from haste spell

Wedjat charges 60 feet, shreds Hiwani D, leaving nothing but miniscule scraps of hiwani flesh spattering the jungle floor. With his remaining movement, he flies the remaining 30 feet to I8 above Oren's head.

Lani, you act before Wedjat so your bomb path is clear.

Powerful Charge: 1d20 + 11 + 1 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 11 + 1 + 2 + 1 = 35
Crit?!: 1d20 + 11 + 1 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 11 + 1 + 2 + 1 = 33 Yes
Crit Damage, double dice: 8d6 + 20 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (6, 1, 4, 3, 1, 1, 3, 3) + 20 + 1 + 2 = 45

Right Talon: 1d20 + 9 + 1 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 9 + 1 + 2 + 1 = 26
Damage: 1d6 + 6 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 6 + 1 + 2 = 11

Left Talon: 1d20 + 9 + 1 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 9 + 1 + 2 + 1 = 19
Damage: 1d6 + 6 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 6 + 1 + 2 = 12

Bite: 1d20 + 9 + 1 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 9 + 1 + 2 + 1 = 30
Damage: 1d6 + 6 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 6 + 1 + 2 = 15

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Action Summary: Nef
Standard Action: Begin Bardic Performance: Inspire Courage

Action Summary: Wedjat
Move Action: 90 feet of hasted movement with flyby attack
Standard Action: Powerful Charge, Talon, Talon, Bite

"Screeee!"

Can I do the pigeon thing on the giant Squid statue? Oh please, Nef, please?

Round 3

"Screeeeee!"

Wedjat flies over the heads of the beast men, and continues to fly as fast as he possibly can.

No way do I want to get caught in the path of whatever Butterball's sending now. Let's get out of here!