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Typhus takes the helm, looking natural and at ease.

Typhus strolls to C10 and casually curses #2.

Coldfire Vortex: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (18) + 15 = 33 vs Fort;
Damage: 2d10 + 11 + 2d6 ⇒ (3, 4) + 11 + (5, 2) = 25 radiant plus secondary attack;
Secondary attack 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (15) + 15 = 30 vs Reflex on #1; 1d10 + 11 ⇒ (7) + 11 = 18 radiant

Typhus strolls forward to B-16, staring across the deck with a casual glance. Suddenly he smiles, "Just like home." With this smile, he curses #5.

Frigid Darkness vs #5: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (17) + 15 = 32 vs Fort;
Damage: 2d8 + 9 + 2d6 ⇒ (3, 4) + 9 + (6, 1) = 23 cold damage and target grants combat advantage to all allied until end of my next turn plus -1 penalty to AC. Range 10, target 1 creature

Init: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10

Typhus glances skyward and lifts his head to the winds. "The darkness calls, but who answers? Who can avoid the thunder in the night?" He then explodes into a mass of swirling shadows and rises into the night.

Using Shadow Form: Assume a shadowy form for 5 minutes or until end of encounter. In this form, insubstantial, gain fly 6 and can’t take standard actions. Reverting is a minor action. Personal, minor action.

Save: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Typhus moves to K5, and blasts the mage.

Eldritch Blast: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (12) + 15 = 27 vs. Reflex;
Damage: 1d10 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 13 damage. Range 10, target 1 creature.

Typhus once more blasts the golem.

Eldritch Blast: 1d20+15 vs Reflex
Damage: 1d10+9+2d6

Save! 1d20+1

I've been less than diligent is keeping track of my damage, but I just went back through and realized I'm at 19/92, bloodied and definitely need to take a second wind to heal 23 damage...

HP: 42/92

Typhus once more blasts the golem.

Eldritch Blast: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (14) + 15 = 29 vs Reflex
Damage: 1d10 + 9 + 2d6 ⇒ (4) + 9 + (4, 6) = 23

Save! 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

Save: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

Typhus will blast the golem once more!

Eldritch Blast: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (14) + 15 = 29 vs. Reflex;
Damage: 1d10 + 9 + 2d6 ⇒ (6) + 9 + (6, 6) = 27 damage. Range 10, target 1 creature.

Ongoing fire 5 on the golem, save ends.

Typhus unleashes an eldritch blast on the golem!
Eldritch Blast: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (17) + 15 = 32 vs. Reflex;
Damage: 1d10 + 9 + 2d6 ⇒ (4) + 9 + (3, 5) = 21 damage. Range 10, target 1 creature

"I.Hate.Golems."

Typhus will once more attempt to stand, point at the behemoth and call forth the flames of Phlegethos!

Flames of Phlegethos: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (8) + 15 = 23 vs Reflex;
Damage: 3d10 + 11 + 2d6 ⇒ (8, 10, 7) + 11 + (2, 6) = 44 fire damage and 5 ongoing fire (save ends). Range 10, target 1 creature.

Three day weekend. Sorry!

Typhus stands, brushing off his clothing. He sneers at the Arbalest 1, curses it and points to the sky.

Eldritch Blast: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (2) + 15 = 17 vs. Reflex;
Damage: 1d10 + 9 + 2d6 ⇒ (5) + 9 + (5, 3) = 22 damage. Range 10, target 1 creature

Typhus will level an Eldritch Blast at the Golem, while cursing its un-existence.

Eldritch Blast: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (20) + 15 = 35 vs. Reflex;
Damage: 1d10 + 9 + 2d6 ⇒ (10) + 9 + (2, 6) = 27 damage. Range 10, target 1 creature.

Edit: CRIT! 31 points of damage!

"Morning! Anyone here open to negotiation and bribery?"

Typhus looks slightly confused. "I am."

Init: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (13) + 8 = 21

Malick and Ragna in the front line, maybe. Followed by Flint and Rennick, Typhus and Flint bringing up the rear, because they both scare the horses.

Did you ever think that maybe the horses were evil and deserved to be scared?

Typhus transfers his curse to Skeletor 3!

Eldritch Blast: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (1) + 15 = 16 vs. Reflex;
Damage: 1d10 + 9 + 2d6 ⇒ (3) + 9 + (1, 2) = 15 damage. Range 10, target 1 creature.

Typhus summons dire radiance at Skeleton 1. Because he can.

Dire Radiance: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (8) + 15 = 23 vs. Fort;
Damage: 1d6 + 11 + 2d6 ⇒ (2) + 11 + (3, 6) = 22 radiant damage. If it moves closer to me on its next turn, it takes 1d6 + 10 + 2d6 ⇒ (3) + 10 + (1, 2) = 16 damage. Range 10, target 1 creature. (RADIANT and FEAR)

Typhus sees the paladin laying mighty holy smiting upon the skeletal foes and frowns. "This is but a distraction from the whole. Even as we wait, we rot inside, waiting for the inevitable end. Time flees."

Another Eldritch Blast vs Skeleton 1: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (9) + 15 = 24 vs. Reflex
Damage: 1d10 + 9 + 2d6 ⇒ (8) + 9 + (4, 6) = 27 damage. Range 10, target 1 creature.

Typhus stares at the walking dead menacing the first rank of their party and mumurs a curse to bring the cold between the stars down upon #1. He summons an eldritch bolt to smash the animation from the beast!

Eldritch Blast: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (16) + 15 = 31 vs. Reflex;
Damage: 1d10 + 9 + 2d6 ⇒ (10) + 9 + (4, 1) = 24 damage. Range 10, target 1 creature.

Init: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (12) + 10 = 22

Please place Typhus at M-15.

Tyhpus will aid in the intimidation!

Intimidate: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (3) + 14 = 17

Typhus is more than happy to simply walk in the front door and dare anyone to stop him...

Welcome back, Sarge! The platoon is assembled and ready for action.

I have nowhere else to go. Typhus will just be volunteering at orphanages and nunneries, teaching the kiddies all about the real truth in life.

Typhus will sell his Rod of the Pyre +2 to raise the money for the memorial cup. Once that is done, he'll wander off in search of the party.

Typhus - "We can make a feasting cup from your friend’s skull & hands easily enough. For a little extra to cover the cost of the spells we can mold the bones like clay and make a complete serving set, six goblets, decanter and serving tray. Silver and gold inlays of course increase the price but will prevent wine from staining the goblets."

Typhus stares for a moment. "The silver and gold will be nice. Can't have the wine stain like blood. There will be more than enough blood to go around at the celebration."

Typhus will pay whatever they ask.

I'm cool with skipping it. Although, given the line of work, Typhus' creepiness might fit right in...

"I must see to a craftsman. Uriel's bones must be prepared.

Xabulba:

History: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (14) + 12 = 26

In a thunderous voice: "I am the Tool of Lyrandar! To assualt me is to bring down the Wrath of House Lyrandar upon your miserable heads. Pray to your gods that I am not angered by this intrusion and beg forgiveness for your rudeness, lest the stars themselves fall down upon you mortals!"

Intimidation: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (12) + 14 = 26

Having said this, Typhus will pull back his sleeve to reveal his dragonmark to the elves.

"I can be diplomatic. It depends on the company."

+14 Dip. Which will be the cue for him to roll craptastically with it.

You get a +1 to Diplomacy when within 10 feet of me. Mainly due to the fact that my insanity makes whatever you say seem much more sane and reasonable.

Typhus will step up to stand beside his cousin, looking as if he belongs exactly where he is.

Init: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9

"I am most embarrassed; you see our business is also a secret and I cannot tell. Be assured that our mission is known to the Viceroy and he has not voiced any concerns. “

“You must think me rude; I am Kayeron Captain of the Fluttering Petal And you are, Dear cousin?”

"Rest assured I do not think you rude at all. My name is Typhus Aurelius, third son of Hesten. I am also known as the Tool of Lyrandar; I am my House's scalpel. A blade to cut away the decayed and wounded flesh. If I have been sent for you, you may rest assured that the House will soon not think of you at all." Typhus stares hard at the captain with a steady and steel eyed gaze. His face is not troubled, it is simply the face of a man who is waiting to see what shall happen. It is not a reassuring face.

Intimidate: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (17) + 14 = 31

"If this is secret, cousin, you may be doing it wrong. I serve the Eye of Caiphon, from which nothing is hidden and what is seen cannot be unseen. I have been sent by the family to check upon the progress of your mission. What is your status, cousin?"

Startled by Typhus’ abrupt entrance the valanar elves drop the crates they are carrying and reach for their weapons.

The Lyrander yells out “Hold you weapons men; give him a chance to prove his family ties.” Turning to Typhus “You can prove your Lyrander heritage, yes?” he says as he gestures to the helmsman.

The helmsman grabs hold of the control wheel and a deep thrum reverberates in the hollow as the skiff rises a couple of inches.

"I can so prove it. Behold!" Typhus holds aloft his left arm and pulls his sleeves up to reveal the dragonmark snaking up his left arm. "Is that proof enough, cousin, or shall I pilot the ship as well?"

Typhus smiles.

"At last, family!" He walks boldly from the tunnel and into the line of sight of the Half-elf in command.

"Ho, cousin! What news of home?"

Typhus is rockin' the 13th level, yo. Word.

"I will take his bones. I will see that they are given a place of honor."

Typhus will use Summons of Khirad:

Attack:1d20 + 15 ⇒ (11) + 15 = 26 vs Will
Damage: 2d10 + 9 + 2d6 ⇒ (1, 6) + 9 + (5, 3) = 24 psychic damage and teleport the target to an unoccupied square within 3 sq of me. Sustain Minor: +13 vs Will, on a hit, teleport target to unoccupied square within 3 squares of me. On a miss, effect ends. Range 10, target 1 creature.

I will teleport his snakey-arse to B3.

Typhus will shift to the open gate and fire an Eldritch Blast at the fiend.

Attack:1d20 + 15 - 2 ⇒ (10) + 15 - 2 = 23 vs Reflex
Damage:1d10 + 9 + 2d6 ⇒ (10) + 9 + (6, 4) = 29

Ragna is starting to feel the effects of the aura, and a little bit of despair creeps into her mind causing her to fumble.

"Fear not, servant of the argent fire. When you have fully embraced the despair, Caiphon will guide you from that dark place and teach your heart true fear. You will always have a home."

Typhus will move to D4, staring at the mummy through the bars. "Are you not tired of this miserable half existence, trapped here for all eternity, no hope of exploring the Great Unknown? I pity you. I shall endeavor to send you on your journey now. Don't eat the food in Hell."

Typhus will use Trust in the Guidestar:
Attack: 1d20 + 12 - 2 ⇒ (5) + 12 - 2 = 15 vs Will
Damage:2d10 + 8 + 2d6 ⇒ (2, 2) + 8 + (6, 1) = 19 radiant damage and I ignore all penalties for cover (but not superior cover), concealment and total concealment. I can attack an invisible target as if it weren’t invisible. Range 10, 1 creature.

Seeing that fail, he will use Dark One's Luck to reroll his attack, using the higher roll:
Attack: 1d20 + 12 - 2 ⇒ (14) + 12 - 2 = 24 vs Will

I'm currently out of town on a limited connection. Please DMPC me..

For some reason the map won't show up for me, so I'm writing this without its benefit.

Typhus will use his Avernian Eruption upon the snake mummy. He will try to avoid catching any of his allies in the blast.

Avernian Eruption: 1d20 + 15 - 2 ⇒ (11) + 15 - 2 = 24 vs Reflex
Damage: 2d10 + 11 + 2d6 ⇒ (8, 6) + 11 + (5, 4) = 34 fire damage and 5 ongoing fire damage (save ends). Area burst 1 within 10 squares, target each creature in burst.

Typhus will step to E2, casually strolling. "You seem a tired sort. I think it would best if you rested your immortal soul. I will take custody of it now." With this he curses the vile undead sod.

Eldritch Blast: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (3) + 15 = 18 vs. Reflex
Damage: 1d10 + 9 + 2d6 ⇒ (2) + 9 + (4, 4) = 19 damage. Range 10, target 1 creature.

Typhus wrote:

"I do not Taint, Oh Servant of Silver Light. I do however plant the seeds of chaos while you sleep and wait for the tree of tentacled mutation to take root in your brain stem, which you will water with violence and rage. I am a gardener of Chaos. The Light of Caiphon will nourish your conversion."

Ok it is now offical Typhus has just creeped out a devil.

*Hands out cake.*

I get cake! This is a wondrous day indeed!

"Remind me to wash my hair and ears thoroughly later, and pray alot."

"Lather, rinse and repeat. Heretics always forget to repeat. Leads to stringy hair. Caiphon does not smile upon poor hygiene."

"I was beginning to wonder if traveling with Typhus had tainted me, but apparently I still walk strong in the light of the flame."

"I do not Taint, Oh Servant of Silver Light. I do however plant the seeds of chaos while you sleep and wait for the tree of tentacled mutation to take root in your brain stem, which you will water with violence and rage. I am a gardener of Chaos. The Light of Caiphon will nourish your conversion."

"Caiphon is weak and insane the master forced his light from the sky eons ago. Chaos is weakness and easily dominated as you will be."

"Now you have provided me with a reason to defeat you. As well as a reason to enjoy it. Goodbye you servant of dust and failed empires."