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Scheme of schemes:

Touche returns to the vault and collects whats left of the androids. examining whats left of the carnage touche hauls off whats left to his lair.

Touche dismantles the machines screw by screw finding and hard drives or processing components to view its source code. While listening to classical music make up words to his favorite composition.

Smarts test to view coding and devise a remote to upload images to andriods to not view us as the enemy and in the worst case to shut the andriods down.

1d10 ⇒ 9 Smarts

(can i use taxi as i teleport, and what is the distance from the enemy)

At the Compound:

Touche stands ready with the remote in hand for the assult
"we are going to"ahem, clears throat "Fuqem up. They wont even know what hit em Nah Mean. With my superior intellect i have conjured this here remote control which will allow me to hijack these walking metal scraps piles increasing our success rate of the mission. Saving the presidential family making me a......true mastermind "
.oO(...Hero)


Will post tomorrow


"To conjure a bug to take those primitive walking junk piles down"
Touche laughs mockingly "Is nothing to the superior mind of the Awe inspiring touche nah mean."


Having a little issue with this scene. We are at the state police facility scouting right. And Dr. Destruction sId we have a few days to save them. Are we going to asshlt them now. Or fall back and llan out our attack in Accordance to the recon that was done?


"Well Dr.D said we have a few days to get them. We have our recon done. Get your girlfriend and her goonies here to take the vehicles when we make out move. If we can get some cash together i may be able to get those drones locked in the bank and creature a device to shut them down via wifi.or at least make them malfunction or better yet make them our servants without the fire fight nah mean. Then we can waltz right i. Scoop the prize plant a virus into the finnies operation where we can monitor them from tbe inside and take them down systematically"

chills of pleasure run throughout touches being as he formulates his MOST DIABOLICAL scheme ever.


where we able to cash the certificates in?


"hmm you may be right. Your input is most insightful.... Everyone out leave your guns and equipment here nah mean"

clap clap

"Follow me, carry the deactivated minion and come along"

Touche leads the mind controlled freaks into the vault wait here. Closing the air tight door toche gives the final order

"you in there who are about to die. Reactivate that android and fight to the death. The victor shall be rewarded with a slow death of imprisonment until there is no air food or power source to have. Enjoy your stay"

touche closes the vault door and strolls off as his plan commences


Touche shrugs carelessly

"Guess I will have two drones than. More sentries the better"
Touche enters the material realm and holds the deactivated machine up examining it thoroughly. After a brief once over touche gathers as much stock certificates and bank notes as he can hold and exits the vault

"Drone, carry the other drone to the car so we can get back to the lair. You there fin head goon gather the weapons, and armor and meet me at the car for departure"

touche exits to the car


Touches walks over to drone for to deactivate it

"Yes destroy what one for me will you, do not want the data collect to fall into the wrong hands nah mean. This one i shall take with me. We can gather further intel from the survivor"


"Drones keep your guns ready and follow me, we do not need more disturbances nah mean. You kind sir points to his minion collect the valuables of the fallen and explain to clipies here what you were working on, plans schemes schematics everything. When you are done catch up with me. Stephen to the vault "

Before anyone can answer touche phases through the walls going in to the vault to obtain and money and valuables he can obtain


"Shoot the boss my minions, while he is distracted i will gain control of his mind "

1d10 ⇒ 8
1d6 ⇒ 4


do the two cultist i have under control get turns? I want them to shoot the boss


Spend bennie 2/3 left

Mind control boss

1d10 ⇒ 5
1d6 ⇒ 4 wild


1d10 ⇒ 5
1d6 ⇒ 4 wild
for control of cultist 5

"drone shoot the other drone, man shoot the other man. Do as i command"


1d10 ⇒ 6 mind control drone 4
1d6 ⇒ 6

"shoot that drone nah mean!"
touche tells the cultist to shoot drone 1 he is pointing at, while trying to take control of drone 4

want 1 human cultist alive for questioning


Touche will attempt to control the mind of his attacker cultist 3

1d6 ⇒ 1
1d6 ⇒ 4 wild

If that is a success i will have the cultist shoot drone 2


Touche walks through objects in ghost form right up to the bad guys huddled up

"STOP! What you are doing and leave this place before I the Awe Inspiring Touche and the touche gang have to make short work of you all"

touche strikes a pose to amplify his awsomeness


"The Superb Touche will enter through the wall. They would never expect someone to phase artfully through a tough construct"

1d6 ⇒ 1

1d6 ⇒ 6

Touche turns into a cloud the color of ghost and passes seamlessly through the wall and into the building like a ninja


1d6 ⇒ 6

1d6 ⇒ 3 wild die

"We have to get the fuq outta here, NAH MEAN!"
the tire comes to life as they peel out of the garage

at the scene:

... Touche Rounds the corner as if hes the target of a high speed chase, the car is currently up on two wheels until it comes to a stop deciding by a slight margin to land back on four instead of flipping on the roof. Popping out the window touche has arrive

"TOUCHE THE ALL POWERFUL HAS ARRIVED TREMBLE IN FEAR VERMIN. CLIPS! update me on the situation...."

Without waiting touche marches on


Touche fasten the clasps on his super suit, grabs his Hero Killer holstering it to his side. Now to find a ride. Pressing a button on his lone computer checking the parking garage surveillance camera. Touche finds a vehicle to apprehend.... running to his elevator they are lifted to a dark corner of the garage taped off for construction. With the security camera system set up to run the last 30 mins and lights turned low to a minimum they have their pick of the lot

"hmmm not this one, thats an ugly color, AHA! This will do nicely nah mean"

Touche ghosts into a car and fiddles at some switches brining the car to life. Opening the doors for steven.

Electronics: 1d6 ⇒ 1
Wild Die: 1d6 ⇒ 2


Touche shrugs while receiving the transmission about the supers getting bodied. Yet hearing that they are gunning for his super secret high rise pent house lair touche jumps nearly spilling the eggs he is cooking in a pan. Turning off his stove throwing his #1 super villian apron to the side given to him by his 4th underlin who blew up in an experiment gone right he races to his living room. Jumping into his lazy-boy chair.

"Everyone follow me to the Che'cave nah mean " kicking back touche drops into a 120ft drop slide into an underground cave and gets ready for war


Some distance away you see touche waving his arms to get his troops to follow. It looks like he is saying some @$!# but you cant comprehend any of it but the last two words you are sure he mouth the words nah mean


Touche returns to collect his team

clap clap

"Team touche lets go we have work to do nah mean. So say bye to your girlfriend "

touche walks off in a hurry again mumbling to himself


"what is your next move, if your projects align with my goals we can talk about assimilating your ragtag group here with my own. I am thinking global domination and ridding this planet of these fins nah mean? Will be in touch, Think it over, yes"

touche walks off with a wave of his hand before a response can be made as if waiting for a response is beneath him


Touche stands perplexed at his shooting performance. A machine that big should have been an easy target. Turning and peering stright into the barrel of the loaded weapon touche scratches his head as it doesnt add up. Shrugging off touche catches up with the group.

"Where to now Val we must see this task done so we can return to our personal schemes of global domination"


(Back in business)


Do i have to spend a full round boasting

" Hear Ye you mechanical monster" Touche stands tall pointing at this machine making his declaration

"cease this futile attack and allow us to blow up this power source with this here what-cha-ma-jig or meet your doom by the Awesome Touche gang. Eclipse and steve here will pound you into scrap metal you tin can"

Touche smiles ear to ear showing off his perfect set of pearly white teeth


Can i see through to the other side, i want to be able to see where I am headed and can I taxi the device to the other side of the opening

Touche elegantly walks up open, it almost looks like he is sliding into place.
"Hmmm"


Forget the beautiful woman standing before him, Touche gets a stiffie at the at the sight such a technological enhanced lair. Pushing past her and leaning over the closest henchmen's shoulder at the menial task being preformed. Touche is taking notes of how he wants to construct his lair when he acquires one.


Touche fiddles with his robes highly disgusted to be knee high/ waist deep in filth.
"You there subterranean goon, be a good sport and fetch me some clean garments we have super villainous work of the utmost importance and i cannot very well do them sullied nah mean"

Touche waves him off with a flick of his wrist no longer wanting to converse with the underlings


1d6 ⇒ 2
1d6 ⇒ 4 wild

"This seems pretty uneventful"


Touche strokes his chin with his hand.... whispering to himself
"Liberators of the dollar, yes. That shall help me sleep better at night"

Touche looms in awe how easily steve has lifted the device onto his shoulder.

Hmmm:
.oO(I should ask stephen if he wohld like to be my minion before our little brotherhood disbands)


Touche signs loudly and drops his arms hunched over at the thought of continuing to work for some other Super Villian he refuses to believe is more powerful than him

"Team..." <mumbles some gibberish> "Nah Mean"

Touche points to steven
"You, I approve of you idea of procurement of funds from the most vile fiend this planet has known. THE BANKS!" he said witb renewed spirits

thoughts:

.oO(should have never declined my credit application )


touche crosses his arms across his chest, eyes closed, and head nodding in agreement
"mm-hmm"


touche says nothing as he is upset his drones were smashed. Good minions are hard to find. But he is safe and have made some make shift allies.

"Now that we have saved your lackey are we free to leave because I have work of great import to finish, You Know what I mean"


I want to enter the building and mind control drone 6

1d10 ⇒ 6
1d6 ⇒ 2 wild

" Do not resist me drone"
Touches head starts throbbing for frequently his his abilities in a short period of time with one arm out Touche clutches his head with his free hand


"Drone (10) go forth into the build and meet up with us all drstroy all resistance you meet along the way.

Pointing to the second drone under my command
"Clear us a path to inmate known MindJack! "


let me get nine then


touche orders drone ten to shoot the remaining drones
[B]"shoot the drones, drone"[/dice]

Mind control drone 7
1d10 ⇒ 7
1d6 ⇒ 1


Touche sighs heavily

"My plan would have totally worked, we had the upper hand nah mean"

Touche points his finger at the nearest minion
"Drone i order you to blast your own kind, shoot them dead nah mean"

Mind control drone 10
1d6 ⇒ 4
1d6 ⇒ 5 wild


After hearing the sounds of more drones touche doubles back with a blink of an eye... thinking . .. thinking... he has no weapon or melee skills to handle the drones but seeing the drone hammering his makeshift team he attamps to seize control

Mind control
1d10 ⇒ 1 :(

1d6 ⇒ 5

Touche make some more weird hand gestures and you see his hands shimmer briefly in the same translucent shimmer briefly pulses around the drones head and dissipates.

"Drone, gun up at the ready, do not shot shoot nah mean."

finding his teammates touche waves them closer to him

"we have but moments to figure out our next move. This tin can is mine. We can either attack the next wave coming having this thing"Touche plucks the skull of the drone " and have it shoot first. Or pretend to have been captured nah mean? If we pretend capture we can ambush them or we can have them take us in. Please decide quickly oh and I vote we trick these bastards and sneak in. I know we can pull it off for sure nah mean"


1d6 ⇒ 6 vs 4

1d6 ⇒ 4 vs 4 (wild)

Touche clasp his palms together and makes weird hand gestures that seem crude and enters a ghostly form to infiltrate the facility


Touche witnesses the drones backup coming with more guns. A slips into an ephemeral state


ok then teleport me close to the prison enterence... and i must boast to these droids

"HaHaHa!, is that all you have to tin men. We shall pulverize the lot of you and use your scraps as can openers. Nah mean." He exclaims as he walks off into the distance to reach the enterence.

Keeping true to his signature move he never knew he had of never directly finishing off an opponent Touche moves on


I want to see if i can deactivate the drones, locks to the prison to gain access, and or stop alarms


Touche will teleport in rapid zig zag patterns into the guard station

will use 24 meter movement to get there or into the station


Touche plummets to his doom with mere seconds to consider his fate.

Pondering:

1 second --- Hmmmm..
2-3 seconds --- Should I, or should I not
4-5 seconds --- Death would ruin my day, nah mean


Response:

"I suppose"


Touche tries to ghost his way out of the cuffs and you see a quick glitch but he still remains in cuffs. Powers void of all function.

"Living is a vital component to enact my most elaborate scheme yet. Ridding the world of these fin freaks."


Touche' is sporting a nice orange prison out fit and shackles as he was being transported to a special security facility suit to detain such a being with his unique quality

The job:

Touchè was quietly working in his lab planning to take control of the world from these alien bastards that feel they can come to our planet and run things. Well they have never encountered The Amazing Touche. Missing one final piece for his Uranium Pu-36 explosive space modulator he and his henchman decide to rob an armored vechicle. Waiting out side of the bank he waits for the guards to take the load of money out and with a touch of fear tohche and his man makes off w5ith the truck... it didnt take long before the authorities gave chase... driving towards to the docks its only one clear way to lose them ... jump on to the 3:00pm ferryboat

"the ferry is leaving, Your not going to make it" said the henchman
"Nonsense we will make it, nah mean." touche grins as the challenge is accepted. The henchman looks at touche and jumps out of the moving vehicle as he felt it was the lesser of two bad choices. Touche floors the truck, hits the ramp and becomes airborne. Crashing through the hull of the boat. Halfway hanging out.

"See, i told you we would make it"He says to himself after taking a hit from the deployed airbags which eventually knocks him out cold

"Lets do this, nah mean" Touche exclaims snapping out of his meditative state