The Mighty Chocobo's page

Kweh!

Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance!

The Mighty Chocobo wrote:

YOU SHOW YOUR OWN QUITE WELL, WHAT EVER MADE YOU THINK I WAS MADE OUT OF CHOCOLATE? I AM A CREATURE OF FLESH, BLOOD AND DEATH! I HAVE POWERS BEYOND YOUR PUNY COMPREHENSION! I WOULDN'T EXPECT YOUR PATHETIC CR13 MIND TO COMPREHEND IT HOWEVER, IT'S A SHAME GLABREZU DON'T TASTE THAT GOOD, I 'LL HAVE TO HAVE A VIRGIN BLOOD CHASER OR SOMETHING AFTER.

MY POWER COMPREHENSION IS WELL ABOVE THE 9000TH PERCENTILE. I HAVE THE TEST SCORES TO PROVE IT BACK AT MOTHER'S.

I WAS CALLING YOU BY WHAT YOUR NAME LITERALLY TRANSLATES TO IN ABYSSAL. OBVIOUSLY DEMON PUNS GO OVER YOUR HEAD.

THAT WAS ANOTHER JOKE. YOU SEE, BECAUSE YOU ARE A BIRD, AND SINCE BIRDS FLY, THEY TEND TO BE RATHER HIGH IN THE AIR, MEANING IT WOULD TAKE A GREATER AMOUNT OF EFFORT FOR SOMETHING TO GO OVER YOUR HEAD.

LASTLY, DON'T THINK YOU CAN IMPRESS ME WITH YOUR VIRGIN BLOOD DRINKING. YOU PROBABLY ONLY DRINK BRAND VIRGIN BLOOD LIKE FOSTER'S CHILDREN OR SAMAEL ADAMS. APA'S--THAT'S ABYSSAL PALE ALES IF YOU DON'T KNOW--ARE VASTLY SUPERIOR.

MEH, YOU SEEM KIND OF... WEAK AND... PATHETIC. I GUESS THAT'S WHAT COMES FROM BEING NEARLY 1/3rd MY CR, AT BEST. BY THE WAY, THAT IS THE OLDEST AND MOST GODAWFUL PUN I'VE EVER HEARD. SUITS A RELIC LIKE YOU DOESN'T IT.

The Mighty Chocobo wrote:

YOU KNOW KOTH, I DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT OVERGROWN POULTRY TO ROC. I HAVE HALF A MIND TO STUFF YOU IN YOUR OWN OVEN!

YOU HAVE REVEALED YOUR OWN IGNORANCE, BIRD-MADE-OF-CHOCOLATE-LIKE-EASTER-BUNNIES. THE ABYSS ITSELF IS OUR OVEN, SO IF YOU ARE STUFFING ME IN IT, THEN YOU ARE SENDING ME HOME, WHICH WOULD BE RATHER DELIGHTFUL, AS I HAVE NOT VISITED MOTHER IN MILENNIA.

YOU SHOW YOUR OWN QUITE WELL, WHAT EVER MADE YOU THINK I WAS MADE OUT OF CHOCOLATE? I AM A CREATURE OF FLESH, BLOOD AND DEATH! I HAVE POWERS BEYOND YOUR PUNY COMPREHENSION! I WOULDN'T EXPECT YOUR PATHETIC CR13 MIND TO COMPREHEND IT HOWEVER, IT'S A SHAME GLABREZU DON'T TASTE THAT GOOD, I 'LL HAVE TO HAVE A VIRGIN BLOOD CHASER OR SOMETHING AFTER.

YOU KNOW KOTH, I DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT OVERGROWN POULTRY TO ROC. I HAVE HALF A MIND TO STUFF YOU IN YOUR OWN OVEN!

How unbalanced would a self rewinding clockwork be?

The one time I cheer for Portugal. Their next game. Sorry Aranna.

Banned because it's still an issue

I'm not not to use the Ancient technology route, even if I enjoy the idea. I want living, breathing tech that's an active part of the world.

+1

You are a rat and you look very tasty to say... a Kat. I'll let her eat you while I steal the win

win

So busy -- haven't been on the Boards.

Great Group games so far -- all round! We can not give enough praise to the Van Persie goal. Messi's was also spectacular.

Anyone remember in Dec when I said Nederlands would beat Brasil in the Round of 16?!?! World Cup Predictions But it looks now as if Spain will beat Brasil in Rd of 16 because Holland will win Group B! (And then Spain will beat Nederlands in the Quarterfinals.)

These were my predictions (I only regret picking Greece over Ivory Coast (tough choice) and didn't actually think Klinsman would be so bone-headed to leave off Donovan.):

A: Brasil & Mexico
B: Spain & Nederlands
C: Columbia & Greece
D: Italy & England
E: France & Switzerland
F: Argentina & BIH
G: Germany & USA
H: Belgium & Russia

Germany and USA?! Shouldn't it be Germany + Portugal? I don't think Amurica has a great chance of going through.

3-0

3-0! Muller, you owe Ozil, for those set ups.
Oh, anyone notice that Pepe is the new Zinedine Zidane? Red Card for dat Headbutt.
Love the commentary though: "Muller is hit, he goes down, Pepe thinks he's faking, goes to kiss it better, or was that a headbutt? Yes that was a headbutt. Yes that was a headbutt and the ref saw it, Pepe is off."

So I've heard you are the Demon Lord and that Wes (I believe) is the Archdevil of Paizo.

1. Who is the Empyreal Lord?
2. Kyton Demagogue?
3. Rakasha Immortal?
4. Protean Lord
5. Primal Inevitable?
Etc.

Was this question lost? If all of them can't be answered I'm fine with that, but do I need to plant one of my friends in Paizo?

Germany is up 2-0 over Portugal. The way it should be.

German Win.

good, then I'll Win

So I've heard you are the Demon Lord and that Wes (I believe) is the Archdevil of Paizo.
1. Who is the Empyreal Lord?
2. Kyton Demagogue?
3. Rakasha Immortal?
4. Protean Lord
5. Primal Inevitable?
Etc.

Let's see after Australia is bundled out in the first round....

I will support anybody that is playing Italy because they take more dives than Jacques Cousteau. Especially after that time in Germany...we was robbed.

I will support anybody playing England, that is my patriotic duty, it is also my patriotic duty to tease them constantly....invented a sport they can't win at. ;-)

After Arannas comment I am supporting anybody that plays the US and I hope they get bundled out in the first round.

I think Germany will be my team, when Australia is out.

I support you that you cheer for Germany, good job. BUT RUGBY IS WELSH NOT BRITISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mythic JMD031 wrote:

James Jacobs wrote:

Kairos Dawnfury wrote:

James Jacobs wrote:

A few other employees help with the details now and then, particularly Wes, but also Sutter and Erik, but the primary and initial brainstorming of the plot seeds are usually me or Rob.

I outlined and started Runelords, Crimson Throne, Second Darkness, Kingmaker, Serpent's Skull, Jade Regent, Shattered Star, Wrath of the Righteous, and Iron Gods.

Rob did Skull & Shackles and Reign of Winter and Mummy's Mask.

Wes did Carrion Crown.

I feel like I'm forgetting one... maybe it's just the 3 that we haven't announced that we know what they are...

Could you remind me what those last 3 are?

Already did... but I did it 2 years from now. Is your time machine not working?

So I take it one has to get up pretty earlier in the morning to pull one over on you. Exactly how early would that be?

Earlier than you'd be able to wake up. AKA: I prefer not to do things that give my bosses any reasons to fire me.

Bah. They couldn't fire you. It would be less than five minutes before the petitions to have you back reached half a million signatures. They'd have to let you back in.

What level of spell would a Numerian force field be if a Technic a League Wizard wanted to cast a spell to duplicate such a spell?

I've always seen it like a battery. A single item can only hold so much charge before it starts rejecting more magic.

Crap Kat. You're right.

Win.

Kills the madman and takes the win

*Runs over TFF like Roadrunner* Meep Meep *Takes win*

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According to Magic these should do
(I was tired so I thought what the hell)
EDIT: Edited the Names

That wasn't what I meant. I hear lots of ideas, here and elsewhere, about magic computers but near all of them center around bound creatures, never any other explanations.

I'm thinking like "how about magic circuit tracings made of magic dust and applied in exquisite patterns," or something. You know, other ways of making magic computers.

( Personally, I use gems that hold mana patterns that work like programming logic. Thus mages of the booksmart variety are better at making them.)

Google=Divination, Legend Lore

Just a few ideas that I based off some existing sites

How to shoot that +5 M249 SAW and completely blaze through that army. hell yeah

Super smurfs

An artifact I made a while back for a world I was working on, created a 10 mile quarter circle negative energy where everything within took 4d8+20 damage those who died animated as ghouls. Could easily be changed to Apocalypse Zombies.

*Digs self out of grave*
Bastard

Win.

Yikes, watch out for swashbucklers with rapiers!

Ah, already seen hammer time, piercers is new though

A ring of Maximized Disintegrate traps around the door to destroy it with Minor Artifact level locks that can't be knocked or disable deviced keeping them active and undefeatable.

concerro wrote:

It can't be done.

*cough cough* Bastard Sword *cough cough*

*cough cough* Katana *cough cough*

The implication is that your DM is being unusually childish. I had no idea how old you or your DM were, just observing that I have played with 8th graders who wouldn't have pulled a trick like that on you.

The overwhelming majority of D&D groups are better than that, so far as I know.

Have I DMed you? Maybe a year ago? Do I know you?

Joins in with a truncheon. "Wait no!"
"He's Corrupting me, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
Meh, I still win.

He's also a spammer. I'm going to peck him to death and nothing will stop me.

Win.

Magus should not rule because of dat madman smile

In game: My Summoner fired a crazy halfling wearing an alchemist's fire suicide vest at an enemy ship in Skulls and Shackles

MagusJanus is banned for a madman's smile

Crazy, In league with Baba ji, etc.
(Yes the bastard is still around)

It's much better to have an explanation for things. Makes the world seem more real, "It's magic" isn't a great explanation.

Bacon Pancakes with Bacon Syrup and Bacon Butter Tarts. Yes. I'm from Bacon Canada

I'm guessing the next one's Axes Jiggy?

Minus the will saves is what I've been doing. The problem with is Out Of Combat, giving them a few more skill points helps, I also added Diplomacy, Knowledge (Nobility) and Acrobatics as class skills. Diplo and Know (nobility) for a knight-like feel and acrobatics for mobile fighters.

He copied me._. what do I do?

I win. ;-;

Banned for referencing those who (sadly) are dead

Victory

1. I just made the Internet
2. That sounds cool.