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captain yesterday wrote:

I meant to say this earlier, but thanks for hanging around Cal, you're always a fun person to have around. :-)

The same for Beernorg, Limey, and Amby, you're all good people. :-)

Ta vee much, me old china :)


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Good afternoon, everyone. Posting from the local library. I have 3 and a half hours today.


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And John! Can't forget John.

Good to see you around. :-)

How many people do you suppose are trying to get around the porn blocker.


None. There are a bunch of teenagers playing an on-line game, and a woman doing schoolwork.


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Baby hawk is screeching from the tree.

Storms are rolling along to the north.

I'm taking the kids to work to get goggles for the kids for swimming and check my schedule for next week.


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The Hawk is no doubt saying "Get off my lawn!"


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Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance!


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Between the owl and handful or more of hawks in our neighborhood it's pretty much raptor central.

But with the huge population of bunnies and field mice in our area they're well fed.


A target-rich environment, huh?


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Bunny fun fact: they sound like a person when they scream.


The message boards appear to be dead, and I'm bored. I guess I'll pack up and head home for the day, before it starts raining.


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THEY ARE NOT DEAD THAT ONLY SLEEPING LIE.

JUST £2 FOR A STEAK & KIDNEY PIE.


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Monsoons have begun.

Much earlier than expected.

Hopefully that means less severe weather later.


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captain yesterday wrote:
Bunny fun fact: they sound like a person when they scream.

They can also hit a kill switch in their brain and just die whenever they feel too scared.

semi-religious joke:
Evolutionary biologists believe that this evolved because somehow being able to commit instant suicide is a survival technique.
Creationists believe God made the platypus as a joke on unsuspecting evolutionists. Take your pick.


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Wait, I get to pick between having a bunny or platypus as a pet.

Mails dog to Timbuktu.

Seems like a no brainer, unless I have to go to Oakland and hear a time share pitch to win it.


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Not only the time-share pitch, but it is required that you get the poison spurs removed, but also that you must name it Percival.

Sorry, I don't make these rules, I'm just the messenger.


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I'm okay with that!

Captain Yesterday fun fact: since childhood i've had recurring dreams about sitting on the side of a dirt road and a cartoon platypus in a black Cadillac convertible picks me up. After that we mostly drive around talking.

But yes, my two favorite animals, Platypus and bears.


you would fit right into the world of Avatar: the Last airbender.
They mention platypus bears.


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I used to watch that with my daughter, then Nickelodeon became dicks about streaming and I haven't gotten around to getting the DVDs.

She also really likes The Legend Of Korra.

Shakes fist impotently at Nickelodeon.


I liked the first season of Korra, but after that it felt a bit like they were milking it for all it was worth, and at best it was worth two seasons, as the plot got a bit convoluted and contrived after that IMO


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captain yesterday wrote:

I worked at a video store, for a day.

I decided 7.50 an hour wasn't worth having to wear a bowtie and red shirt.

Isn't the minimum wage $18.29/hour

Edit:Just realised that was Australia if you don't live in Australia please ignore this post


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captain yesterday wrote:
Wait, I get to pick between having a bunny or platypus as a pet.

Hmmm, platypunny? Time to Fronkenstein up a new critter.

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Not only the time-share pitch, but it is required that you get the poison spurs removed, but also that you must name it Percival.

Sorry, I don't make these rules, I'm just the messenger.

Hmmm, The Adventures of Percival Platypunny and Bobbi Basselope...


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captain yesterday wrote:

I used to watch that with my daughter, then Nickelodeon became dicks about streaming and I haven't gotten around to getting the DVDs.

She also really likes The Legend Of Korra.

Shakes fist impotently at Nickelodeon.

I don't know why it took me so long to remember this, but if you have amazon prime, all of the Last Airbender is on for prime members!


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Nope, alas I can only afford Hulu.


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The history of Tim Tam's is pretty funny. :-)


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I am consumed by Moustache Envy. CONSUMED! What a nice new avatar, Captain.

Also, I have always wondered what John Waters and Doctor Strange's love-child might look like, and now I know.


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Too help balance Limey's moustache envy, let me show you the most predictably reoccurring glitch when I play Dragon Age: Inquisition


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"It's not really a garden anymore, and more like a German fairytale forest" - The General, describing our garden.


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Too help balance Limey's moustache envy, let me show you the most predictably reoccurring glitch when I play Dragon Age: Inquisition

Yes. If it's actually growing out of your nostrils, you may have a bit of a problem.


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Tis the summer doldrums, when we're broke because bills and a continuous need for sustenance.

Also Starfinder.

Because somebody has been waiting his entire life for a decent sci-fi rpg.


Action!Town! hasn't been very actiony.

Hangs head in shame.


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Kajehase wrote:
Too help balance Limey's moustache envy, let me show you the most predictably reoccurring glitch when I play Dragon Age: Inquisition
Yes. If it's actually growing out of your nostrils, you may have a bit of a problem.

We think we should talk about the issues one must have to grow a soul patch on your lip.


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4 Out of 10 Doctors wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
Kajehase wrote:
Too help balance Limey's moustache envy, let me show you the most predictably reoccurring glitch when I play Dragon Age: Inquisition
Yes. If it's actually growing out of your nostrils, you may have a bit of a problem.
We think we should talk about the issues one must have to grow a soul patch on your lip.

I found one!


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Yes. If it's actually growing out of your nostrils, you may have a bit of a problem.
We think we should talk about the issues one must have to grow a soul patch on your lip.

Upper or lower lip?


Lower lip.

We have to admit, it is rather intriguing.


Yeah, lower lip is better if you're gonna have one. Upper lip and you look like a certain German dictator from a few decades back.


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Ninja Cap'n Yesterday wrote:

Action!Town! hasn't been very actiony.

Hangs head in shame.

And I even gave it a theme song! But don't let it get you down, Captain. Everything goes in stages. We may not visit or comment every day, but by gosh it's good to have a place to come to where politics are verboten!


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I come from a long line of environmental and political activists and lobbyists (one brother is a lobbyist at least, but it's for the YMCA so I'm not sure that counts).

So I need a place to get away from it.


I completely understand. I have some friends with some pretty strong and even extreme political views. I've come very close to putting a banhammer on any discussions of real world religion and politics.


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I just ignore it or maybe butcher a sci-fi reference to change the subject.

"I agree, the only way to destroy the Borg fleet is to infiltrate the Death Star with a team of Cylons before they can vacuum off all the atmosphere"

Is my goto distraction.

Bonus points for finishing off with a Spaceballs reference.


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Pea Bear is also getting good at it and derailed a contentious conversation by pointing out how Family Guy Star Wars got rid of all the boring parts and made it fun.

I was so proud of her!


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Limeylongears wrote:
Kajehase wrote:
Too help balance Limey's moustache envy, let me show you the most predictably reoccurring glitch when I play Dragon Age: Inquisition
Yes. If it's actually growing out of your nostrils, you may have a bit of a problem.
We think we should talk about the issues one must have to grow a soul patch on your lip.

Useful when playing the trumpet, apparently.


Limeylongears wrote:
4 Out of 10 Doctors wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
Kajehase wrote:
Too help balance Limey's moustache envy, let me show you the most predictably reoccurring glitch when I play Dragon Age: Inquisition
Yes. If it's actually growing out of your nostrils, you may have a bit of a problem.
We think we should talk about the issues one must have to grow a soul patch on your lip.
Useful when playing the trumpet, apparently.

I found another! two in one day! I'll feast tonight!


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Dusts off cobwebs, puts out Smurf cages.


Yay! Smurf berries for bait!


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I hope it's respite from goblins, too

(too bad we can't turn letters white, so we could stealth smurf


{a red balloon floats out of sewer grate} We all fart down here. [/Pennywampi]


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Hey, where's all the blackjack and hookers?


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So, I'm probably the only person that's seen the non red band trailer for Deadpool 2, and at the end Deadpool says "And that's why the Manbun is the new mullet".

Why bring that up you didn't ask? Great question!

For whatever reason, the Manbun fad has exploded in our area and it's really hard not to think of that and chuckle every time you're confronted with someone wearing a Manbun.


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Also, I might've forgotten about Action!Town!

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