A breakthrough in understanding alien intelligence...


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Good news men...we will be able to understand crows...and then on to understanding women


Krraaaa?!

The Exchange

Yay, misogyny.


*Gets busy lobotomizing crows*


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What the hell. They're showing crows how to use an i phone? Haven't these people seen Alfred Hitchcocks the birds or ANY other science fiction movie ever to know how this is going to end?


Evil, malicious creatures that they are, I'm pretty sure that the crows already know. They learned in between swooping down on innocent pedestrians, preparing to swoop on innocent pedestrians, and post-swooping down on innocent pedestrians.

(So do cats, by the way. I'm quite certain that the only reason they don't evolve thumbs is because if they did, they'd have to do more work themselves.)


Alleran wrote:
(So do cats, by the way. I'm quite certain that the only reason they don't evolve thumbs is because if they did, they'd have to do more work themselves.)

QFT


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Sharoth wrote:
Alleran wrote:
(So do cats, by the way. I'm quite certain that the only reason they don't evolve thumbs is because if they did, they'd have to do more work themselves.)
QFT

Cats with thumbs


Mew!


Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Alleran wrote:
(So do cats, by the way. I'm quite certain that the only reason they don't evolve thumbs is because if they did, they'd have to do more work themselves.)
QFT
Cats with thumbs

~LAUGHTER~ Thanks! I needed that.


{checks instruments again} That's no anomaly! That's a bona fide Sharoth sighting!

...and now he's gone again.:(


Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Alleran wrote:
(So do cats, by the way. I'm quite certain that the only reason they don't evolve thumbs is because if they did, they'd have to do more work themselves.)
QFT
Cats with thumbs

You're all lucky most of us are drunk off our butts down here in the Keys.

{looks around for caretaker} You, Hoo-man! Fetch me another mojito and then move my chaise longue back into the sun.


What are we gonna do if the aliens communicate through theatrical gesticulation? What if their diplomats are essentially space mimes?

Could we live with that?


Klaus van der Kroft wrote:

What are we gonna do if the aliens communicate through theatrical gesticulation? What if their diplomats are essentially space mimes?

Could we live with that?

Shatner... for am... bassador?


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Klaus van der Kroft wrote:

What are we gonna do if the aliens communicate through theatrical gesticulation? What if their diplomats are essentially space mimes?

Could we live with that?

Shatner... for am... bassador?

Well, he is... the... Rocket... Man.

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