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Rogue rogue rogue rogue rogue. Rogue rogue rogue?
ROGUE!
Rogue rogue rogue, rogue rogue rogue rogue—rogue rogue rogue—rogue rogue rogue rogue. Rogue rogue rogue rogue, rogue rogue!
Rogue rogue rogue rogue rogue. Rogue rogue rogue rogue rogue. Rogue rogue rogue rogue rogue. Rogue rogue rogue rogue rogue. Rogue rogue rogue rogue rogue. Rogue rogue rouge rogue rogue. Rogue rogue rogue rogue rogue. Rogue rogue rogue rogue rogue. Rogue rogue rogue rogue rogue. Rogue rogue rogue rogue rogue. Rogue rogue rogue rogue rogue. Rogue rogue rogue rogue rogue. Rogue rogue rogue rogue rogue. Rogue rogue rogue rogue rogue.
This has been an abstract textual portrait of my emotional torment surrounding how many f!%$ing rogue threads there are. Had there been a real emergency, this thread would have been followed with another thread explaining something you "never considered before" about the rogue class. That thread would have been followed with the sounds of me using a hammer to drive several rusty nails into my own skull.
Thank you for your patience. We now return you to your regularly scheduled fighter argument, but coming in our next segment: A bard player discusses how all the rogue's class features seem "basically fair" to him.
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LOL. Your title definitely fooled me.
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Let's see how long it stays civil. I have money on this.
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He probably just copied and pasted pH.
I'm with Cap on this one.
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I am totally impressed that nowhere in that fascinating discussion is the class spelled "rouge".
I saw just one of them, unless my eyes deceived me. :)
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Damn you KC for ruining such fertile pastures...I was hungry
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I read each rogue to check spelling - I did it just long enough to have them all turn upside down and then backwards-read them as angor!!!!!
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Let's see how long it stays civil. I have money on this.
Well, it might end in a few civil suits. Mostly concerning the destruction of property and defamation by carving rude words into people's cars using the skull mounted rusty nails mentioned in the first post.
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Isn't the inquisitor kinda a cleric/rogue? Maybe a cleric/bard, if you look at it more abstractly. I never bought cleric/ranger, though. Not martial enough.
Ooh! Summoner!
I am totally impressed that nowhere in that fascinating discussion is the class spelled "rouge".
There should be one in there.
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Dude(tte)s.... wizard
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Isn't the inquisitor kinda a cleric/rogue? Maybe a cleric/bard, if you look at it more abstractly. I never bought cleric/ranger, though. Not martial enough.
Ooh! Summoner!
I am totally impressed that nowhere in that fascinating discussion is the class spelled "rouge".There should be one in there.
Yes. Yes there is.
I'm obviously not a rogue expert like you.
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I weigh this class and find it lacking.
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I am totally impressed that nowhere in that fascinating discussion is the class spelled "rouge".There should be one in there.
Number 57.
...what? Just a ctrl+f to find the rouge, and then copy/paste everything up to that point into a word document. Simple stuff.
....also, I want an archetype that is called rouge. Perhaps some seductress/spy archetype. Heck, maybe a religious archetype for calistrians. Maybe make it a slayer archetype so you can say 'I'll play the rouge'.
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problems call 1901badwrongfun
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Moe hate, moe hate
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*Pokes head out of bushes*wait am I allowed to post here
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My head hurts since reading this thread.
All of you, drop and give me twenty!
I am totally impressed that nowhere in that fascinating discussion is the class spelled "rouge".
Check again.
Rogue rogue rogue rogue rogue. Rogue rogue rogue?
ROGUE!
Rogue rogue rogue, rogue rogue rogue rogue—rogue rogue rogue—rogue rogue rogue rogue. Rogue rogue rogue rogue, rogue rogue!
Rogue rogue rogue rogue rogue. Rogue rogue rogue rogue rogue. Rogue rogue rogue rogue rogue. Rogue rogue rogue rogue rogue. Rogue rogue rogue rogue rogue. Rogue rogue rouge rogue rogue. Rogue rogue rogue rogue rogue. Rogue rogue rogue rogue rogue. Rogue rogue rogue rogue rogue. Rogue rogue rogue rogue rogue. Rogue rogue rogue rogue rogue. Rogue rogue rogue rogue rogue. Rogue rogue rogue rogue rogue. Rogue rogue rogue rogue rogue.
This has been an abstract textual portrait of my emotional torment surrounding how many f~#*ing rogue threads there are. Had there been a real emergency, this thread would have been followed with another thread explaining something you "never considered before" about the rogue class. That thread would have been followed with the sounds of me using a hammer to drive several rusty nails into my own skull.
Thank you for your patience. We now return you to your regularly scheduled fighter argument, but coming in our next segment: A bard player discusses how all the rogue's class features seem "basically fair" to him.
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Why I do believe that all this talk of rogues has given me the vapors. I'd better calm myself with a julep on the veranda.
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Everything seems to be in order...
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Let us look into this rogue thing deeper
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Pssssshhhhhtttt Die skum rogue die
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i don't see why any of you have issues with rouge, my DM just gives him a 50 point buy and triple WBL because hes a ROUGE he should be stealing things to make himself better and lol you say he can't hit well you didnt factor flanking did you because that is a rogue class feature too and some of us like to ROLEPLAY not ROLLPLAY so why dont you just back the f@*! up because rouge is FUN and some of us play for that instead of having the highest numbers on some character sheet like all you munchkins
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Okay, I haven't been on these forums all that long but I'm beginning to wonder if management should just pick a rogue thread and sticky it so that way once every couple weeks when someone is who is new here gets in a twist on how the class is maligned they know straight where to go to vent their angst. Might tidy things up some.
I feel I see a thread asking for help with their healer or their rogue. And I feel it's because those two things don't really work and thus people try to get help to make it work okay.
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i don't see why any of you have issues with rouge, my DM just gives him a 50 point buy and triple WBL because hes a ROUGE he should be stealing things to make himself better and lol you say he can't hit well you didnt factor flanking did you because that is a rogue class feature too and some of us like to ROLEPLAY not ROLLPLAY so why dont you just back the f!%& up because rouge is FUN and some of us play for that instead of having the highest numbers on some character sheet like all you munchkins
Even ironically, this induces literal physical pain.
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DualJay I think you should get that looked at.
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Brad, layers, nijna, achlemist.....
Really, there are just so many better versions of the rouge.
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Brad is just the best. He sings, he dances, he does party tricks...
Is there anything Brad can't do?
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Brad is just the best. He sings, he dances, he does party tricks...
Is there anything Brad can't do?
He can't tell why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch!
(oh, wait, never mind. perception as a class skill.)
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Brad is just the best. He sings, he dances, he does party tricks...
Is there anything Brad can't do?
He can't tell why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch!
(oh, wait, never mind. perception as a class skill.)
Is it because they can inspire their comrades through music and/or interpretive dance?
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Perfect thread for Smurfing . . . .
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Part of me feels like I should flag my own thread as being in the wrong forum.
But I'll wait it out. This thread is just as productive as its peers, after all!
I'm surprised this hasn't been locked yet like numerous other joke threads have been.
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I'm surprised this hasn't been locked yet like numerous other joke threads have been.
Why, I have no idea what you are talking about, good sir/madam. This thread was created to have a civil discourse on rogues, and so far this has been the case.
