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Tacticslion wrote:

... though I have to wonder how, exactly, when shopping for "personal masks" at Target's website I somehow ended up in an adult toy section.

At Target's website.

At Target's website.

TARGET THIS IS NOTHING LIKE SCHOOL SUPPLIES AND THERE ARE NO MASKS TO BE SEEN

O.O

Now, now, there's nothing wrong with picking up some "school supplies" for adult education night school, er, "continuing education" coursework. ;)


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Sharoth wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
all i remember were the fears of Japan invading.
They did invade.

Technically, Japan did invade.


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Lemmy Z wrote:
Is there anything by joss Wheddon that you enjoy? Like... Anything at all?

He is an adequate means of sequestering heavy metals and toxins from the environment.


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Freehold DM wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

Oh, ye FaWtLies of Great Resource:

Speaking of Iron Chef, we used to LOVE watching the original Japanese version, in Japanese, with subtitles...
...and we CANNOT find it ANYWHERE!

Linkies or places to buy, please?

That one can find twelve f~%#ing seasons of iron chef america but not ONE of iron chef japan makes my blood boil.

Worse. Iron Chef America replaced Chairman Kaga with Mark Dacascos... who appeared as an Inhuman on several episodes of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., and thus is corrupted with Whedon's taint.


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Limeylongears wrote:
Onions are supposed to counteract the effects of tear gas, too, but I must stress that I've never tested this personally.

OK, this is one Iron Chef episode I'd watch specifically if Alton was in it.


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Thomas Seitz wrote:

*is calm now*

Also don't see how Josh Whedon affects this conversation...

Whedon is going to plagiarize all our wittiness in this thread, rastafy it by 10% or so, and use it in another movie.


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{panics} They ain't a'skeered of flaming Cyclones anymore, Boss!!! I guess we have to threaten to go Full Harpoon.

CY:
I don't mean to pick on you, Yesterday. Believe me, I'd [b]love[b/] to talk about (cheer!) Clinton destroying the paper Trumper in that speech.


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Freehold DM wrote:
OldSkul wrote:
Faelyn wrote:
This makes me think so much of Firefly.... I mean, c'mon people!!!! They had their healer, the leader, the face, the murderhobo (Jayne), the psychic...etc. I call dibs on Wash...
im a leaf on the wind....
washes the spears

I'm surprised you didn't throw the Book at them.


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Sharoth wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
thegreenteagamer wrote:
As long as it's not a Kindergarten "graduation". Those people are the same kind of people who put dogs in strollers. *vomits*

HEY.

I was valedictorian from my pre-k.

[Sarcasm]That explains a lot![/Sarcasm]

~grins~

"Sarcasm not appreciated."


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Freehold DM wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Goodbye winter beard, don't hurry back now, ya hear!

don't listen to him winter beard.

Soon he will be on his knees BEGGING you to return.

captain yesterday wrote:
No, summer goatee is much preferred.

"Oh you sweet summer goatee. Winter is coming." - G.R.R. Freehold


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Aranna wrote:

If I am trapped in Freehold's snow globe prison at least he could pamper me in here more... Working to pay all these expensive bills is tedious.

Ao Freehold is a mysterious god GM, with deific intricate plans that make Xanatos look like a moron.

Now make a Will save vs. blizzard with a -4 penalty.


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thegreenteagamer wrote:
Look, I know the idea of the lone good guy drow is a cliche, but...an entire party of snowflakes? Of the exact same kind of snowflake?
captain yesterday wrote:
There are enough different snowflakes in the world, I see nothing wrong with it.

Ahem...


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{pops on a magic snowman hat} Happy Birthday, TOZ!

Freehold DM wrote:
Hello, Mrs. Yesterday? Yes, it's...a concerned citizen. Yes. I just wanted to let you know your husband is in the living room, not doing anything at all. Yes, this may be a good time for him to clean out the gutters. May I suggest he do so without a jacket? Yes, it's good for building character. Speaking of, did you know he still refers to you as the General to his friends? Yeah. Wow, cleaning the gutters with no shirt at all? Yeah I think that would build even more character...

{erases, then pencils in change on character sheet} Ummm, I think this was enough to shift our alignment definitely into Evil.

Edit: Now I want to start a new "Am I Evil? (Yes, I Am.)" thread in the Forum Games section, but with the goal of converting FaWtLies/Treeforters and other notable messageboard denizens into Mirror Universe Evil Counterparts.

Edit 2: Nekkid birthday greetings?! Sweet Christmas!


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Yes. I think we caught something chaotic from the slaad.


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Freehold DM wrote:
The Freehold Inquisition wrote:
Orthos wrote:

Hardback Pathfinder-updated Crimson Throne inbound!

HELLS YES!!! HUZZAH!!!!!!!!!!!

We Freeholds hate this news. I don't remember why, only that we hate it.
I don't even remember hating it. I think I am maintaining a stoic neutrality on this.

Nope, we disliked it.


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Orthos wrote:

Hardback Pathfinder-updated Crimson Throne inbound!

HELLS YES!!! HUZZAH!!!!!!!!!!!

We Freeholds hate this news. I don't remember why, only that we hate it.


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Celestial Healer wrote:
I don't follow either. I mentally ran down Freehold's list of spite-targets, and none are affiliated with Deadpool in any capacity I am aware of.

Updating... updating...


Just gonna leave this here for Freehold Prime:

Spoiler:
(Video:) "Joss Whedon | Full Q&A | Oxford Union"

Kinda long, but here's the juicy part:

Joss 'Ultimate Evil' Whedon wrote:

I sort of had my finger in all of the films in the second phase, but then I just had to concentrate only on Ultron, and sort of know when it was done I was just going to stop. So I made a completely clean break — not because we had a falling out — just because I was like, “I can’t…”

If I was still there going, “Well, here are my thoughts on this film,” I’d be there every day. I wouldn’t do anything else because there are a lot of films, and it is a lot of fun. It’s very seductive. When you can put your little fairy dust on things and just improve them slightly, and they actually listen to you… I was a script doctor for a long time, and the part where they listen to you was very rare; so it was very important for my own self to go “we can still be friends,” but…”

Yep, Whedon is really done with anything Marvel, not even involved in offering ideas on Marvel projects. It's a great day in America!


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Lumpy Heat Princess wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
it's taking too long. We need snow now.
*binds and gags Freehold DM to prevent him from tampering with the weather*
Kinky.

NOBODY expects the Celestial Intervention! Wait, I'm not sure that's my line.


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Captain Tomorrow wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

alarm goes off

hits communicator next to bed
ME: REPORT!
THREAD SECURITY OFFICER: Sir! We have reports of fashion politicking in thread!
ME: hmm. Technically not politics. Still, take us to yellow alert.
THREAD SECURITY OFFICER: Yellow alert, aye! Request permission to set bikes aflame, sir!
ME: pensive No..not yet. Still...have engineering go over the schematics we acquired for that bike-proof armor. We need an edge against NobodysHome's enhanced technology.
THREAD SECURITY OFFICER: Sir, what if he has a psychommu?
ME: Then god help us all, son.
Does this mean that you're the fashion police?

No, he's the Batman of fashion vigilante-ism. I'm not sure who's his archvillian nemesis though: Tim "Freeze Ray" Gunn or Undead Joan Rivers?


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Freehold DM wrote:
** spoiler omitted **

{adds CoCT to The List}


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Freehold DM wrote:
David M Mallon wrote:

** spoiler omitted **

Fellow central/western New York State people may appreciate this one.

I understood that reference!

A WHEDON movie quote!!! {shakes head disappointedly} -20 points House Freehold.


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Freehold DM wrote:
I truly hate the beatles.

{clubs Paul McCartney with a stuffed walrus}


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Orthos wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

rolls into fallout 4 disruption center headquarters, smashes all discs of fallout 4

Worry not friend dragon. You're safe now. No need to thank me, just pay it forward.

... so Fallout is also on the Freehold Hate list. Good to know.

...Our three Hatreds are Whedon, and Alton, and oppressive summer heat... and an almost fanatical opposition to the Fallout series... Our four... no... Amongst our Hatreds... Hmf... Amongst our Enemies... are such elements as Whedon, Alt-... I'll come in again.