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Example A

*chases after the kobold*

*flies through*

*Flies through, flinging poo at Urizen*

*Flies after the puffin*

Insane? Hehehehe....hehehehehehehehe... *Goes and draws pictures on walls*

*chases after the Kobold*

*Flies through throwing confetti*

*Clears throat*
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHHHHH, Howl, grunt, grunt, howl, chatter, Screech, grunt Howl, howl, howl.

(Translation)
I put forth the motion that we ban all kobolds from this senate on grounds of they are drain on our society and clearly immoral. I would also move for more bananas on the lunch menu Thank you for your time.

*flies through*

*flies through*

*flies through smoking a dubey, wearing sandles, sipping tea, with a dreadlock wig on, burning a flag, while reading Karl Marx*
*flies off quickly while the rednecks are suitably antagonized*

*flies checking if the porch has collapsed under that fat mammy yet*
*flies off before they get their guns*

*flies in makes a loud HOOOOOOWWWWWWWWLLLLLL in the middle of the night, flies off while everyone is cursing and getting their shotguns*

*flis through blowing a tune in an empty moonshine jug*
*flies off for lack of an audience*

*flies through flings a lot of poo at spanky, and flies off*

*waits for the kobold to arrive*

*Mocks CH's shooting while flinging poo at his mammy aiming for the hair. Flies off again quickly*

*flings poo at mammy and flies away quickly*

*flies into a tree and starts lazily munching a banana*

*flies through on a whim*

*flies pass mockin Celestial Healers shooting*
*Throws poo at Celestial Healer*

*FLIES THROUGH FLINGS POO AT bULMANAUGHT #5, FLIES OUT AGAIN QUICKLY*

* Flies through taunting aberzombie*

*flies through thread hooting*

*flies through with a tv screen pointed at Urizen*

*starts hooting incessantly to annoy aberzombie*

*flies through with two handed poo flinging, quickly flies outafter a suitable mess has been made*

* flies through quickly cackling flinging poo at the man with the gun*

* flies in looking for kobolds, sees nothing but poodles. Shrieks loudly at poodles then flies away*€

*Pokes head in looking for kobolds, flings a handful of poo at celestial healer for good measure and departs*

*flies through scanning for illicite kobold activity*

*Flies through scanning for kobolds*

Ha ha ha and the secret mastermind of the pigeon conspiracy appears

We're hunting Lemmings

We also hate those stupid little rat-lizards.

I'll get you Kobold Cleaver and your little Lemmings too. And I'll punch you in your magic mouth while I'm at it

O and K C your going down.

Lemmings are chumps.
Hey look out for that cliff!
HAHAHAHAHAHA

I vote for Monkeys.

*Ear splitting monkey screech*
*Flngs so much poo it blacks out the sky*

OOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAHHH AAAAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAAHHH
*Flings Poop at lemmings then swings in and pounds them*
*Flings poo at Kobold Cleaver*

You called

CHARGE

Come out ya dirty rotten Kobold.

*Swoops in and attacks the Lemmings*