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The Defectives charge forward, crushing the Lemmings between them.
"DIE!!!"

Many Defectives are slain by the decapods, but there are so many...

Winging swiftly towards the Steel Tsar, she unleashes the Winds to halt it's progress.

We're not afraid of you, you big tin can!

One of the Defectives grins evilly at her.

Suddenly, an enormous army of terrible creatures flies in. Their teeth shine, forged of adamantine. Armor, light and fast, covers their bodies. Their 'paws' are now hands, with long sharp claws, fully capable of handling teh most complex weaponry. They all carry bows and longswords.
They are the Defectives. New and improved.

A large army of various carnivore dinosaurs suddenly appear and begin tearing into the mass of Defectives

We shall Defeat you. You are Still outnumbered. Resistance Is futile.

The Defectives are unable to damage the Jacks. However, there are so many...

Suddenly, the Defectives charge into the place. They see the Lemmings.
"At last...we Can assimilate the Last of them."
The Defectives charge the Lemmings. The battle ensues.

The Angry Jack Cult:*
...Kill The kitten vikings. Kill them All.

*Bold will refer to the setting.

Kill the kittens.
(Continued on the Roleplaying Game thread)

Here they Are. Kill them all. The vikings must Die.

We have a new plan. Our new targets are...the kitten vikings.

Okay, I'm pissed.

*Suddenly grows to colossal size*
DIE, YOU FRIGGIN SONS OF A b%**~!!!!!

Size is inconsequential. We shall Crush you.

cHarge!!!!

Convert the Lemming!
*Charges Ape*

Uh-oh...do you guys realize how much those apes look like--

Lemmings! Convert Them!

*Waits for instructions from the boss, as his intuition has been failing miserably of late.

We think You should Attack, Pigeon.

*Hisses and collapses*
'Diswike' us all you want, foul creature...it won't help you a bit!

*Cleaver starts glowing with electricity*

Alright...it's on.
*Cleaves first line of Defectives*

*Growls*

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

The Defectives wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

True Strike!!!

*Beheads guard captain*
WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE! MORE ARE COMING!!!

You are not Wrong about That, Kobold.

Crap.

Everyone, run for it!

Crap! I heard about those guys!

YAAA!!! *Flies toward stairs*

We have found Work with the Pigeons. They trust Us Alone to Guard the stairs.

True Strike!!!

*Beheads guard captain*
WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE! MORE ARE COMING!!!

You are not Wrong about That, Kobold.

We are amused by your attempt at defiance. But it is futile.
*Sends ray of converting at Lemmings*

The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote:

Kobold Cleaver. You have murdered Jay Frogskin. Explain yourself.

I don't need to explain myself to you Pigeons. Jay Frogskin was weak, and he had to be disposed of.

Heh, you're not as honorable as we thought, KC. To kill a fellow Paizonian--

He was not a 'fellow'. he was a servant. A slave. Worst still, a disloyal one.

He was not disloyal. You were simply too rash to imagine that there might be a better approach to your problem.

I AM AT WAR, PIGEONS!!! I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME TO WORRY TAHT MY SERVANT WILL BETRAY ME TO THE ENEMY!!!

And who is this 'enemy'? Please, for the benefit of your fellows.

You are. I know of your plans.

We are the 'enemy'? Then, let us FIGHT!!!!!

LEMMINGS, ATTACK!!!!

Pigeons, KILL!!!!

GRARRRR!!!! CHARRRRGE!!!

There are the Lemmings! Transform them All!

Darth Sithy wrote:

Why not just leave him on the planet when I blow it apart.

Gee, a shame my phylactery is elsewhere...moron.

Now how am I gonna get rid of those weirdos? They're killing my Lemmings.

We are not killing Them. We are merely Converting Them.

Greetings. We are the Defectives. We are Lemmings who were kidnapped by drow and illithid. We were changed, and not for the better. We bear none of you any ill-will. We are simply here to transform the Lemmings so that they shall be one of Us, and then we shall depart. The Lemmings cannot stop Us. Not even Kobold Cleaver's power is of any effect. We shall Defect the Lemmings, and then we shall depart.

Lights Candle

No!!! Must...fight...
Bwahahahaha! Puny weakling!

Ah yes, I have heard much of that AP.

...beginners are welcome...

Must... resist... asking... to join... AHH!