Kobold Catgirl |
The priestess winged her way onto the battlefield. Her heart was heavy as a result of the exchange with the kobold. She carried the vial with her. She would know when it was time to use it.
You should know, the power doesn't exactly 'go away'. She won't have to worry about using it up.
Fafhrd. |
*As the Grey Mouser and Fafhrd are about overwhelmed by the Defective, a mass of tribbles followed by a large wolf-like human wielding a massive earthbreaker plow into their ranks, scattering them*
"Tis' a grand fight eh friends?"
The two heroes smile and make room for the large lycanthrope
Aye and welcome stranger! They cry in unison
Emperor7 |
In the forest, the undead lord fights, and laughs as he does so. Trees fall, spells sent by the flyng kobold ricochet to help or harm her allies, pokemon die, and the grey mouser and his companion desperately try to keep Rio safe.
All the fury being diverted at him is attention and power being distracted away from the main battlefield, where Candle Lighter must surely appear, any moment now, and ensure absolute victory.
The Emperor continues to command trees to attack the wraith, keeping his true power held back for the real battle. It keeps the wraith away from the main battle. He is sad for the trees lost, but they are not sentient.
lynora-Jill |
She sent the power of the winds to shore up the vrocks and Alaina's wasps. She had remembered to keep her promise to JH as well. This time she was well shielded. She searched the chaos below for him, certain that he would be at the front of the charge.
Relax, KC. I'm saving the vial for a dramatic moment. Phenomenal cosmic powers are less fun than fighting against impossible odds.:)
Kobold Catgirl |
She sent the power of the winds to shore up the vrocks and Alaina's wasps. She had remembered to keep her promise to JH as well. This time she was well shielded. She searched the chaos below for him, certain that he would be at the front of the charge.
Relax, KC. I'm saving the vial for a dramatic moment. Phenomenal cosmic powers are less fun than fighting against impossible odds.:)
Just wanted to make sure you knew.
Brwaaaktor, Eldest Chicken |
The carnivorous dinosaurs have been sorely reduced. They harry the last of the Defective host, snapping them up in massive jaws. Atop a Carnofex Rex an ancient chicken croons:
Now corrections must be done
By Sea and Earth and Wind and Sun
Drive back chaos to its lair
And restore the Balance everywhere.
Kobold Catgirl |
Suddenly, an enormous army of terrible creatures flies in. Their teeth shine, forged of adamantine. Armor, light and fast, covers their bodies. Their 'paws' are now hands, with long sharp claws, fully capable of handling teh most complex weaponry. They all carry bows and longswords.
They are the Defectives. New and improved.
Repost, since some people seem to have missed it.
Emperor7 |
The carnivorous dinosaurs have been sorely reduced. They harry the last of the Defective host, snapping them up in massive jaws. Atop a Carnofex Rex an ancinet chicken croons:
Now corrections must be done
By Sea and Earth and Wind and Sun
Drive back chaos to its lair
And restore the Balance everywhere.
Dinosaurs. Yes the earth is full of the spirits of the Bird Ancestors.
Summons Dinosaur Horde to attack the wendigo lines. The spell is more potent than normal, the horde thrice the size. The spirits of the old ones stampede into the enemy.
The Eighth Runelord |
'Here we go, here we go, here we go,
Here we go, here we go, here we go-oh,
Here we go, here we go, here we go,
Here we go, here we go, here we gu-oh.'
The Goblin dives low over the Steel Tsar, to drop a cannister on it.
The cannister is made of glass, and contains hundreds of dimensionally compressed pernicious, fire-loving, metal-eating decapods.
The cannister smashes.
The decapod swarms are released.
The Steel Tsar goes down beneath the swarm of creatures.
The goblin flies into a cloud of Defectives and is torn limb from limb.
Jack Hammer |
A familiar bellow echoes from the back of the Yeti horde
I ... CAN ... SMELL ... YOUR ... FEAR ... JACKS!
The Steel Tsar lumbers into the field, buzzsaw hands spinning full throttle, fusion cannon spewing fire.
That was the nachos we had for lunch. We're gonna use your helmet as a bowl for our salsa!
JH charges for the black lord, bowling over any foolish to get in his way. His runes crackle with energy, but his tattoos remain unchanged. (Except for the new one where the Tsar sliced him yesterday.)
Jack's Right Hand Man |
A familiar bellow echoes from the back of the Yeti horde
I ... CAN ... SMELL ... YOUR ... FEAR ... JACKS!
The Steel Tsar lumbers into the field, buzzsaw hands spinning full throttle, fusion cannon spewing fire.
*JRHM arrives on the scene** starts clearing Yetis to get to the Tsar* I noticed that you talk bold when you have minions around you! Let's see how your courage holds when I get to you!
The Eighth Runelord |
The decapods settle for eating anything else that they hit or land on instead. Trees, tribbles, defectives, vrocks, kittens, wendigo. Anything. They strip a fifty yard circle of the battlefield bare within minutes, then settle down to start to nest. All other combatants decide to give them a wide berth if they can help it.
Jack's Right Hand Man |
The yeti scurry out of the decapods' way. They lose a substantial amount of troops to the gnawing creatures
RALLY! RALLY TO THE DARK ONE! Their leader cries
*Struggles through the horde to get to the Tsar* *Notices the Dread Lord Wendigo is blocking his path* Now foul one, you die. *Takes his vorpal weapon and strikes at the Wendigo*
Kobold Catgirl |
The wasp swarm impales their foes with meter-long stingers
Alaina lays about, her whip buzzing with crackling power. Her back vine tattoo seems to be on fire. Her emerald green eyes glow bright
AT THEM! AT THEM! DO NOT FALTER!
She cries
Phantom posts? The Borked-up Boards have begun!
Jack's Right Hand Man |
Alaina, priestess of Calistria wrote:Phantom posts? The Borked-up Boards have begun!The wasp swarm impales their foes with meter-long stingers
Alaina lays about, her whip buzzing with crackling power. Her back vine tattoo seems to be on fire. Her emerald green eyes glow bright
AT THEM! AT THEM! DO NOT FALTER!
She cries
What else is new? :)
Jack Hammer |
JH's approach is slowed by the minion sheld the Steel Tsar seems to activate when battle is near. Not by the shield itself but by the fact they are fleeing the vicinity of the beast. He sees the strange creatures that land. Thankfully away from the group thanks to the direction of LJ's wind blast.
Man those things eat like Jacks!
For now he settles for minion mashing.
Kobold Catgirl |
Kobold Cleaver wrote:What else is new? :)Alaina, priestess of Calistria wrote:Phantom posts? The Borked-up Boards have begun!The wasp swarm impales their foes with meter-long stingers
Alaina lays about, her whip buzzing with crackling power. Her back vine tattoo seems to be on fire. Her emerald green eyes glow bright
AT THEM! AT THEM! DO NOT FALTER!
She cries
Methinks we should retreat to DMTools soon? I want to see how long it lasts.
My bet is 30 seconds. ;)Dread Lord Wendigo |
Dread Lord Wendigo wrote:*Struggles through the horde to get to the Tsar* *Notices the Dread Lord Wendigo is blocking his path* Now foul one, you die. *Takes his vorpal weapon and strikes at the Wendigo*The yeti scurry out of the decapods' way. They lose a substantial amount of troops to the gnawing creatures
RALLY! RALLY TO THE DARK ONE! Their leader cries
The vorpal sword goes snicker-snack. The Yeti lord's arm flys free, twirling lazily through the story sky.
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
The filthy ape creature falls prone, bleeding profusely
Kobold Catgirl |
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:Dread Lord Wendigo wrote:*Struggles through the horde to get to the Tsar* *Notices the Dread Lord Wendigo is blocking his path* Now foul one, you die. *Takes his vorpal weapon and strikes at the Wendigo*The yeti scurry out of the decapods' way. They lose a substantial amount of troops to the gnawing creatures
RALLY! RALLY TO THE DARK ONE! Their leader cries
The vorpal sword goes snicker-snack. The Yeti lord's arm flys free, twirling lazily through the story sky.
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
The filthy ape creature falls prone, bleeding profusely
I LOL'ed at the 1st part.
Also, the phantom ghosts are getting worse. Only I seem to be immune.Jack's Right Hand Man |
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:Dread Lord Wendigo wrote:*Struggles through the horde to get to the Tsar* *Notices the Dread Lord Wendigo is blocking his path* Now foul one, you die. *Takes his vorpal weapon and strikes at the Wendigo*The yeti scurry out of the decapods' way. They lose a substantial amount of troops to the gnawing creatures
RALLY! RALLY TO THE DARK ONE! Their leader cries
The vorpal sword goes snicker-snack. The Yeti lord's arm flys free, twirling lazily through the story sky.
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
The filthy ape creature falls prone, bleeding profusely
*JRHM takes his Vorpal weapon and aims for the head to finish him*
Thieving Wasp |
Actually guys, it's getting a bit late here, so start your endgame on the Steel Tsar.
The lumbering armored behemoth faces the Jacks.
NOW ... IS ... THE ... TIME ... JACKS
Thieving Wasp shouts...
"Jacks! Get out of here! Lynora! Jack Hammer! Right Hand Man! All of you! The Defective was right, no power of the Jacks can harm this thing!"