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I intend to go join Thod's Friends, at the Emerald Lodge in hex V, because they recognise and appreciate my culinary skills. I was told by Mr McFurzel, that I would make a fine dinner for their inaugral meeting, and he thinks I would 'cook well with apples'. I'm so excited, I could squee! Squeeeee!
Hmmm... I missed the part in Pax's threads where he claimed to have a doctorate and then started bleating like a pig when WotC changed the grapple rules. I like the new grapple rules! The reduction of the size bonus from +4 to +1 per step, and the automatic rolling of Dex into the target DC, mean I can run rings round the fascistic puppets of the bourgeoise capitalist-industrialist conspiracy. Four legs good!
Vive la revolution!
As for the witch story, it would have worked just as well from the perspective of a raven or a fox or a viper (all critters with sinister / sly reputations), but gone in a creepier / alien direction if the witch had a centipede or a spider for a familiar, and perhaps been harder to take seriously if her familiar had been a pig or a toad... Hey! Us hogs don't get no respect.
It was so much fun to hang out with everyone and have other iconics to share pictures with! I know that people are going to remember this and expect it next year...rightfully so because I will definitely be in costume again! :o) Will you be wanting more boar grease, for the hairdo? Just give us a shout, and I rustle some up.
{re Brilliant Energy monk} Nah, he just has to wear bacon for shoes. but it has to be living, not formerly living. Otherwise brilliant energy would not have problems with undead. So, knowing that, he would have to wear live pigs for shoes instead of bacon.. Squealing, live pigs. "IT BUUUURRNSSSS!!!!"
Certainly the paladin has excellent saves but how does he have a better animal companion then a druid? Heavy horse doesnt even come close to the big cat in terms of combat strength. Or are you among those that allow the paladin to use most anything for a mount? I think they should be able to go the whole hog.
Seattle has a ridiculously high concentration of gamers. Why, just yesterday, while waiting in line at the cafe for my non-fat caramel latte, a game broke out between some paralegals and a bike messenger. It was a Nic Logue mini adventure, so everyone's characters had been molested by hillbillies before they got their drinks. I will never be clean again. |
