Shirren Priest Mystic (4) | SP 32 HP 30 RP 5 | Init +1 | KAC 14, EAC 12 | Perc +10 | Blindsense, Telepathy 30ft
Spacey thinks about what he knows about the Freemarkets.
T10 for 17.
Looks like these little startup stalls want to get bought by AMA-Zulu-Oscar-November. This is where innovation meets technology. Blah blah blah mission statements and SMART goals. Spacey explains to the crew.
Are the DCs in the spoilers right? 20, 15, and 20? Just checking
Shirren Priest Mystic (4) | SP 32 HP 30 RP 5 | Init +1 | KAC 14, EAC 12 | Perc +10 | Blindsense, Telepathy 30ft
Player Name: Rene
PC Name: Spacey McSpacerton
PFS#: 14894-701
Faction: Acquisitives
Day Job: None
Perception and vision/senses: +9/blindsense
Initiative: +1
Shirren Priest Mystic (4) | SP 32 HP 30 RP 5 | Init +1 | KAC 14, EAC 12 | Perc +10 | Blindsense, Telepathy 30ft
Spacey thinks to himself This reality TV gig is okay, but I'd rather do a other types of shows. Spacey starts snapping his fingers as he spitballs.
How about a couple of skilled computer programmers, who live in some secret foggy area like we just saw, and they try to hilariously predict the future. You could call it Outlook Cloudy
Spacey nods to himself, trying to come up with more clever shows. Then he perks up.
Or...an advice show, led by an android named Dr Fil. Call it Androidos and Androidon'ts!
Slowly, Spacey shakes his head and concentrates. Then...
Maybe a late night show, with a mechanic and his drone as hosts. They drive around picking up passengers like a taxi, and talk about naughty stuff. R2-D2hotforTV. Perfect name eh?
Wearing a smirk, you can tell he was proud of that one.
A show where inventors try to bust through armor with customized projectiles. I got it...Get off my KAC!
Now he is just blabbering...
Ooh...how about a team of high ranking priests in the Triune church are on a space ship. Follow me so far? They are doing well, and traveling the galaxy, trying to spread the word. They get bored and start wishing they were back in The Drift. Typical priests...amirite? As they head back, they get caught in a SCARY BLACK HOLE! People freak out and decide to just have fun. They shoot across the universe or to another dimension or something..and everything turns out fine. The show is about them living a fun life. Call it..wait for it... call it...are you waiting? Call it ...Black Holy
Shirren Priest Mystic (4) | SP 32 HP 30 RP 5 | Init +1 | KAC 14, EAC 12 | Perc +10 | Blindsense, Telepathy 30ft
Spacey has a big smile on his face at the name. I think that name is perfect. There is great history in the naming convention of adverb mc adverb.
Then he types something on his mobile device and holds it up.
For the fan who suggested that first, I shall send you this one of a kind tshirt with the image of our group and new logo of the goblin's face and name.
Surprisingly, the logo is the picture of Gobby ripping out the inside of an old server, with cables and other wire strewn around like intestines.
Shirren Priest Mystic (4) | SP 32 HP 30 RP 5 | Init +1 | KAC 14, EAC 12 | Perc +10 | Blindsense, Telepathy 30ft
From Spacey:
That's tough to say. If you want someone who takes the last cup of coffee and doesn't make another pot, then Smikk is definitely the MVP. Gideon acts like the MVP, most valuable playa, around the ladies. He has strong game, but sometimes he meets a Carol. You know, a lady who ain't puttin up with no smack. I am definitely not the MVP, because I'd rather be the underdog bark bark. Spacey responds.
Diplomacy:1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 25 then Spacey does a sense motive to see if he is entertaining enough. Sense meowtive:1d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15
Shirren Priest Mystic (4) | SP 32 HP 30 RP 5 | Init +1 | KAC 14, EAC 12 | Perc +10 | Blindsense, Telepathy 30ft
The original response:
Spacey, and his sexahness, mimic Catherine Zeta Jones in Entrapment and booty dodges the lasers.
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 2 = 17
Then Spacey moves backwards and uses ze magics to telekinetically move a rock from the ground to the armadillo, while rapping.
Step to Spacey, what the dilly yo?
Mash that rock on the armadilly o!
Hit you so hard, you see pitch black.
Spacey attack! Higher than your KAC.
attack:1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16 dmg:1d6 ⇒ 1
Spacey looks up to the booth, then the goblin, then the booth, then back to the goblin.
Spacey ranks high in the Hylax Church,
You a s!@$ty goblin, not like a Mogmurch!
Smack you so hard, you know I'll beat ya.
Wanting to leave like my homegirl Reta.
Double move all day, until your breathing gets puffy.
Licking your wounds like your were the next Chuffy.
Fighting me and you aren't faring well.
Praying harder than Poog and Zarongel.
Don't know space rhymes, don't know space hiphop?
Let me educate you, as I let this mic DRRROOOOOOOP!
Then does the telekinetic projectile and miming dropping a mic and it flies to the goblin's face. (in spoiler)
Space uses his move action to go into the booth, semi strutting.
Shirren Priest Mystic (4) | SP 32 HP 30 RP 5 | Init +1 | KAC 14, EAC 12 | Perc +10 | Blindsense, Telepathy 30ft
Spacey forgot to relay the info he knows about the baddy. Careful everyone. This is a spicorath, and although it is young, it grew up listening to too much Morrissey making it moody. This youthful spicrath will absorb any electromagnetic radiation and spit it out as a weapon.
Then Spacey does that shift move slide thing that I can never remember the name of and speaks to the goblin.
Hey Goblin! A 16 seed beat a 1 seed. How is your bracket? and casts daze on the goblin DC 14 will.
Shirren Priest Mystic (4) | SP 32 HP 30 RP 5 | Init +1 | KAC 14, EAC 12 | Perc +10 | Blindsense, Telepathy 30ft
Player Name:Rene
PC Name:Spacey McSpacerton
PFS#:14894-701
Faction:Acquisitives
Day Job: Don't have one
Perception and vision/senses: +8 & Blindsense
Initiative:+1
Social: Street Cred (Dead Suns 1)
Starship: Automated Defenses (YY Truth)
Slotless: True Savior of Tasch (FotRP)
Shirren Priest Mystic (4) | SP 32 HP 30 RP 5 | Init +1 | KAC 14, EAC 12 | Perc +10 | Blindsense, Telepathy 30ft
Spacey smiles at Ykris. Interesting gathering don't you think. Did you know that epitopes can be used in HLA match making for transplantation purposes, and possibly platelet transfusions?
T10 medicine for 17
My dad actually discovered epitopes use in transplants. For more info, look at http://www.epitopes.net. I'm such a proud boy!
Shirren Priest Mystic (4) | SP 32 HP 30 RP 5 | Init +1 | KAC 14, EAC 12 | Perc +10 | Blindsense, Telepathy 30ft
Spacey realizes he shouldn't have gotten close, and does that 5 foot guarded electric slide step thingy Boogie woogie woogie, then blasts the Assassin with another Mind Thrust
Gear:Other Gear: Gear: Scalemail, Cold Iron Longspear, Light Mace, Hand Crossbow, 15 bolts, Potion of Cure Light Wounds, Alchemist Fire x2 Other Gear: This kit includes a backpack, a bedroll, a belt pouch, candles (10), a cheap holy text, a flint and steel, an iron pot, manacles, a mess kit, rope, soap, a spell component pouch, torches (10), trail rations (5 days), a waterskin, and a wooden holy symbol. Paper, charcoal. Belt pouch.
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Special Abilities
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Domain(Ex):
Ferocious Strike (Su): Whenever you make a melee attack, you can designate that attack as a ferocious strike. If the attack hits, it deals additional damage equal to 1/2 your cleric level (minimum +1). You can use this ability a number of times per day equal to 3 + your Wisdom modifier.
Might of the Gods (Su): At 8th level, you can add your cleric level as an enhancement bonus to your Strength score for a number of rounds per day equal to your cleric level. This bonus only applies on Strength checks and Strength-based skill checks. These rounds do not need to be consecutive.
Judgement(Su):
At 1st level, an inquisitor can use this ability, starting it as a swift action once per day. At 4th level and every three levels thereafter, the inquisitor can use this ability one additional time per day. Once activated, this ability lasts until the combat ends, at which point all of the bonuses immediately end. The inquisitor must participate in the combat to gain these bonuses. If she is frightened, panicked, paralyzed, stunned, unconscious, or otherwise prevented from participating in the combat, the ability does not end, but the bonuses do not resume until she can participate in the combat again.
When the inquisitor uses this ability, she must select one type of judgment to make. As a swift action, she can change this judgment to another type. If the inquisitor is evil, she receives profane bonuses instead of sacred, as appropriate. Neutral inquisitors must select profane or sacred bonuses. Once made, this choice cannot be changed.
Destruction: The inquisitor is filled with divine wrath, gaining a +1 sacred bonus on all weapon damage rolls. This bonus increases by +1 for every three inquisitor levels she possesses.
Healing: The inquisitor is surrounded by a healing light, gaining fast healing 1. This causes the inquisitor to heal 1 point of damage each round as long as the inquisitor is alive and the judgment lasts. The amount of healing increases by 1 point for every three inquisitor levels she possesses.
Justice: This judgment spurs the inquisitor to seek justice, granting a +1 sacred bonus on all attack rolls. This bonus increases by +1 for every five inquisitor levels she possesses. At 10th level, this bonus is doubled on all attack rolls made to confirm critical hits.
Piercing: This judgment gives the inquisitor great focus and makes her spells more potent. This benefit grants a +1 sacred bonus on concentration checks and caster level checks made to overcome a target’s spell resistance. This bonus increases by +1 for every three inquisitor levels she possesses.
Protection: The inquisitor is surrounded by a protective aura, granting a +1 sacred bonus to Armor Class. This bonus increases by +1 for every five inquisitor levels she possesses. At 10th level, this bonus is doubled against attack rolls made to confirm critical hits against the inquisitor.
Purity: The inquisitor is protected from the vile taint of her foes, gaining a +1 sacred bonus on all saving throws. This bonus increases by +1 for every five inquisitor levels she possesses. At 10th level, the bonus is doubled against curses, diseases, and poisons.
Resiliency: This judgment makes the inquisitor resistant to harm, granting DR 1/magic. This DR increases by 1 for every five levels she possesses. At 10th level, this DR changes from magic to an alignment (chaotic, evil, good, or lawful) that is opposite the inquisitor’s. If she is neutral, the inquisitor does not receive this increase.
Resistance: The inquisitor is shielded by a flickering aura, gaining 2 points of energy resistance against one energy type (acid, cold, electricity, fire, or sonic) chosen when the judgment is declared. The protection increases by 2 for every three inquisitor levels she possesses.
Smiting: This judgment bathes the inquisitor’s weapons in a divine light. The inquisitor’s weapons count as magic for the purposes of bypassing damage reduction. At 6th level, the inquisitor’s weapons also count as one alignment type (chaotic, evil, good, or lawful) for the purpose of bypassing damage reduction. The type selected must match one of the inquisitor’s alignments. If the inquisitor is neutral, she does not receive this bonus. At 10th level, the inquisitor’s weapons also count as adamantine for the purpose of overcoming damage reduction (but not for reducing hardness).
Monster Lore (Ex):
The inquisitor adds her Wisdom modifier on Knowledge skill checks in addition to her Intelligence modifier, when making skill checks to identify the abilities and weaknesses of creatures.
Stern Gaze:
Inquisitors are skilled at sensing deception and intimidating their foes. An inquisitor receives a morale bonus on all Intimidate and Sense Motive checks equal to 1/2 her inquisitor level (minimum +1).
Cunning Initiative:
You add your Wisdom Modifier on Initiative checks in addition to your dexterity modifier
Detect Alignment(sp):
At will, an inquisitor can use detect chaos, detect evil, detect good, or detect law. She can only use one of these at any given time.
Track(ex):
an inquisitor adds half her level on Survival skill checks made to follow or identify tracks.
