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"Seems good to me, having a happy crew is a priority"

Prae surprisingly isn't hitting on the Beautiful women who appeared in the cabin room

"We need it for the comfort and space and also for our Next major Misson after we round up a suitible crew here in the shackles"

Prae takes a sip from his own cup of Kafka, then places the cup next to Sparel

"That was gross Sparel, Elinesha was it, I hope you don't disappoint Belor and join our crew I love have Beautiful women to admire"

After a most wonderful date Prae retires to his room (Alone?)
and reminisces for like 8 hours
and thinks on how he may improve his dancing

I agree with Sparel

Im alive

@Lu Thats fine if we get t date time we can just gloss over it and whenever your back go over in more detail if it comes to that

I may not feel but I still have Feelings

"We can talk to the other crew members tonight or tomorrow when you three are a bit more rested and they return"

Prae will use Vimes and Aeisha tonight for his romantic Date

"Oh Lima I bring you a Gift"
Prae pulls out two music books from his backpack
"This one is full of piratey music and such shanties Ill need you to learn these and occasionally play them during crew meals and such events"

The other Book is a menacing black tome with a silver skull clasp and and could easily be mistaken for some necromantic artifact

"This one is very special, Its like has not been seen upon the Material plane before. I want you to Master this music, I Wish to use it for whenever I am trying to impress people or intimidate them."

"oh and Lima I know you will make me proud and I will need your music tonight for a romantic dinner with Tris"

its also not like i use my second level spells much and plus weakness's make being powerful fun

like how Sparel is an incredibly powerful mage but a few orcs could wail on him for a couple rounds and he would die

Sparel
"Make Vimes do it then I dont really care how it gets done I just want it done right"

"Oh s$** your right I can cast protective penumbra, we can have the meeting whenever then i guess"

Prae Facepalms and a veil falls over him getting darker

"Sparel lets get this meeting under way and Thank God your the Smart one"

Prae takes off his emblem and hangs it upon a small hook in his room thinking to himself that he definitely needs more emblems and treasures

"Sparel I recommend we have our ship meeting after sunset, as I prefer not to die again"

leaning close to Sparel and talking quietly
"Sparel tonight I need you to set up a romantic dinner for me and Tris if the weather does not comply ask Aeisha about an artifact my father gave me, it should be able to give us a pleasant evening, also when apropriate I will need Lima for some dancing music, but keep everyone else out of sight I dont want anything ruining my date"

Prae finds Aiesha and hands her the flag with a grin upon his face
"I got this special made for the ship please hang it up, also Sparel might come to you about an assignment I have given him please help him out, also Thank you very much for being great"

"I Have all that I need Thank you for your services as always Sparel"

The Paladin once again stands supreme no more oracles with 30 for all there saves

After Fantasia has shown him the two items a few tears roll down Prae's face

"Fantasia you are the greatest man I have ever met if ever I need some Tailoring work done I will be sure to visit"

Prae gives Fantasia a big hug that lasts an almost uncomfortable 20 seconds

"Do you have a business card? or two? I would love to be able to recommend you to my Father"

I cant picture Sparel actually exercising, maybe like walking while reading a book and being like how did i walk 5 miles by the time he finishes the book but not like going to the gym

In Prae's head
Oh God so many things I will never read or care that is exists...

"Sparel Take as much time as you want in here just make sure you get me to music books for Lima. I am going to wait outside"

Prae leaves the library and turns and walks up the side of the building to go hangout on the roof

"yea that sounds good Sparel all i need to pick up is a couple music books so the rest of you can do your shopping"

Happy that someone actually wants to give a vampire a hug Praetorius gives him a jolly one

"Good Day Fantasia I am looking for a dress to give as a gift to a special women. She loves green and is a powerful sorceress. I was thinking that something special like if the dress looked like it was made of a green ethereal fire, like not on fire but that the fabric itself might be fire. And also id hate for such a gift to be easily ruined so however you could keep the dress from being destroyed would be wonderful "

"Oh and one more thing ill be needing today Fantasia, a Flag for my ship I was thinking the classic skull and crossbones on a field of black but with a flame flickering in each eye and a lightning bolt behind the skull crackling with energy, this would of course need to be able to survive the greatest of storms but this is obviously a paltry task for you on great Fantasia"

Prae the whole time he is talking has a stupid grin on his face clearly happy

sigh
"Sparel, Keiko, I am trying to impress Tris, she is a powerful sorceress and an illusionary trinket wouldn't be much of a gift, Im hoping that the Tailors here in the City of Brass would be able to create something so splendid that to perfectly copy it would be a feat. Furthermore I was also hoping that they could perhaps make it somehow incredibly durable, I wouldn't want such a gift to be so easily destroyed by a stray fireball."

while a shackles ensign would be intresting id totally forget to use it and its exspensive and id have to spend more money on customizing the look of it, id rather buy a kickass flag

Running along with Lu Prae has a smile and gleam to his eyes... its excitement

"I was planning on getting her a Green dress, but with some exotic magicalness to it. What element is her favorite? And does she have a preference on material?"

Praetorius' entire share of loot so basically whatever item or items basically make up my share will all be spent at the Tailor for two items

-Dress for Tris

-Amazing Pirate flag

oh also when yall are getting scrolls if there is like a loose extra of gold in there I want a lute music book oh piraty music and one of metal music whether that's playable on a lute is not my concern.

No one ever said Praetorius was smart or good at being a pirate lol

I just remembered I was going to take Perform dance rather than umd and bluff so ill make those changes now

-1UMD
-1Bluff
+2Perform Dance

Ser Praetorius Liviticus wrote:

Also taking the cloak of resistance +5

and putting back a cloak of resistance +3

You mean taking the cloak of resistance +4? I'm only seeing a +4 and a +2 in that pile.

yes my eyes are playing tricks on me I meant to take the +4

"Keiko you are absolutely right we need to go shopping, i don't believe we need to stay together if sparel wants us to be speedy we could all do our shopping then meet up at a specific location and time

Although Keiko please dont get in trouble again"

turning all his attention on Lu
"Now Lu would you so kindly help me find gifts?"

I will take the Belt of Physical strength +6
and be putting into the loot pile a belt of Physical might +2 str and con

I will also take ring of protection +3 and put back a ring of protection +2

Also taking the cloak of resistance +5
and putting back a cloak of resistance +3

Level up

taking my 6th level of Eldritch Knight
-Feat Lunge
-More HP: 1d10 ⇒ 7 + 8 = 15
-3 skill points 2 from class 1 from skilled
+1 intimidate
+1 UMD
+1 bluff

+1 2nd level spell known
-See invisibility
+1 3rd level spell known
-Blacklight
+1 4th level spell known
-Mythic Severance
+1 5th level spell known
-Lightning Arc

Im sorry that Ive been slow about doing things I said I would do, ive been super busy these last few days hopefully by wednesday Ill get my s!## together

On a new player Id be fine with that as long as they can fill a role and make an interesting character.

We are definitely going shopping

Also happy belated 1 year anniversary, Although I know basically nothing about you Lu and Sparel I must say I am extremely happy that you two have joined my crew, you two are great to play with and have been making my first play by post game a blast.

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I finally gave Praetorius a real backstory

Praetorius was born to a young couple of farmers on a small island off the coast of Rahadoum my mother died when i was little older than 4, she was kind but also had a heavy hand when I did wrong, Aiesha my cohort reminds me of her thus she kind of terrifies me. When I was 16 a terrible storm hit the island and our farm was destroyed and my father received a serious wound, over a few weeks he deteriorated and eventually died, but he told me before he passed that he was not my real father that my mother was tricked by a sorcerer. The sorcerer used his powers to impersonate the husbands of women and lay with them but he always has a lightning bolt scarred into one of his hands; however the sorcerer has a brother who does basically the same thing as him with having him. Zdeus the Right hand, Rhosedion the Left. My father could not remember which hand the man had scarred and passed away. I dug a grave for him next to my mothers and set off to find my real father.

The two brothers were not super hard to find but also couldnt remember which had slept with my mother, they drank...alot. They trained me to use my natural powers but treated me more as a friend than a son or nephew. Eventually a Women got between the brothers and they were so pissed at each other they went there separate ways, before I could stop them the Women spoke to me and told me I must go to Ustalav to some counts castle whereupon a fierce battle would be fought as a storm raged and two great monstrosities would clash, that this was a path whereupon my life may find more meaning and money then hanging around two sorcerers whose only concern are drinking and ploughing.

Thusly I joined Carrion Crown book 2 at the big boss fight it was amusing as I had no idea which monster to try and kill till people yelled at me.

Also Praetorius readily became a Vampire for a few reasons
1.Power is alluring and Praetorius is very cocky and would have himself be king if he could
2.Both of his Parents died very young so Praetorius is kind of afraid of death so to escape an easy death PRaetorius became death
3.It is so cool being a Vampire and Praetorius is a man who would do something simply because it was cool, like drop from a gyrocopter to smash face

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So This is the Man who you have been sailing under, he doesn't care much for rules and he really likes women and drinking and although he may be undead he is all too human. which is why greek Parallels work wonders.

While everyone is sitting at the table an eerie mist crawls out Spaarels bag into the empty seat then solidifies into the form of Praetorius

"ah sweet we are getting food I hope they have a vintage blood of the virgin, Also Sparel good job not dieing, I didnt want to find a new wizard your so handy, Also Keiko welcome to the crew dont mess with the halfling its lu's dont mess with Tris or I will kill you and dont mess with the ship or Aiesha will find a way to make your life hellish... she made the ship and loves it."

turning to face Lu

"Lu either you can explain why you kept it from me that you can become an awesome dragon and have never let me ride you; or help me get a fantastically beautiful dress for Tris. When we are done with one we will do the other"

I have to take a look at some items still and will try to get that done tonight. But we totally are trying to buy that scroll for 1 stupid reason. to put the gigantic cannon that the gorrila king stole in it.

Meanwhile in the mind of Praetorius in his coffin

They better have not all gotten killed.
And I need to go Shopping.
-A Beautiful dress for Tris
-Some new clothes befitting my new Job as a captain and a pirate
-a new instrument for Lu's midget and maybe also a music book
oh and A badass pirate outfit if we ever need to parlay for him as well
-do we have a flag? I bet I could buy an awesome one here like a skull and crossbones but like fire on the eyes like actual permanent flaming eyes, and a lightning bolt behind the skull thats crackling with well lightning. and put it all on a classic field of black. ok when I wake up I really got to go shopping.

my coffin is in your bag of holding so like if the bags open it should be all good for me to get back in there and take a nap for an hour

Yep so like Eventually ill need to get in to my coffin in there.

Reflex save 1: 1d20 + 7 - 5 ⇒ (9) + 7 - 5 = 11
Reflex save 2: 1d20 + 7 - 5 ⇒ (9) + 7 - 5 = 11
Reflex save 3: 1d20 + 7 - 5 ⇒ (10) + 7 - 5 = 12
Ball lightning total damage: 9d6 ⇒ (5, 6, 4, 6, 6, 3, 1, 3, 6) = 40

The Mist formerly known as Praetorius somehow exudes the feeling that it is both sad and kinda happy as the Werewolf falls to the lightning orbs floating against it.

The Mist formerly known as Praetorius floats toward Sparel

So since I am now mist does my ball lightning spell end? like im not dead can i still direct it as a move action?

fast healing 5
yep there is the terrifying ness
Ball lightning attacks since there still in the same square as him
Reflex save 1: 1d20 + 7 - 5 ⇒ (11) + 7 - 5 = 13
Reflex save 2: 1d20 + 7 - 5 ⇒ (18) + 7 - 5 = 20
Reflex save 3: 1d20 + 7 - 5 ⇒ (17) + 7 - 5 = 19
Ball Lightning damage 1: 3d6 ⇒ (4, 6, 2) = 12
Ball Lightning damage 2: 3d6 ⇒ (4, 4, 6) = 14
Ball Lightning damage 3: 3d6 ⇒ (2, 5, 1) = 8

Attack 1: 1d20 + 18 - 4 ⇒ (16) + 18 - 4 = 30
Attack 2: 1d20 + 18 - 4 - 5 ⇒ (20) + 18 - 4 - 5 = 29
Crit confirmation 2: 1d20 + 18 - 4 - 5 ⇒ (17) + 18 - 4 - 5 = 26
Sudden attack 1: 1d20 + 18 - 4 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 18 - 4 + 3 = 37
Sudden attack 2: 1d20 + 18 - 4 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 18 - 4 + 3 = 35
Sudden attack crit confirmation: 1d20 + 18 - 4 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 18 - 4 + 3 = 27
Attack 1 Damage: 2d6 + 12 + 2d6 + 3 - 15 ⇒ (2, 2) + 12 + (1, 5) + 3 - 15 = 10
Attack 2 damage : 2d6 + 12 + 3 + 2d6 - 15 ⇒ (3, 1) + 12 + 3 + (5, 1) - 15 = 10
Sudden attack Damage : 2d6 + 12 + 3 + 2d6 ⇒ (1, 4) + 12 + 3 + (4, 1) = 25

full round action full attack
swift action sudden attack
ball lightning making there damage for being in his square
didnt get up so -5 to hit and to ac

Bane took 75 damage

Vicious damage to self: 4d6 ⇒ (6, 3, 6, 2) = 17

With a big smile Prae jests
"I Remember you being alot more terrifying and myself being alot less amazing...Oh well"

Hearing the roar but unable to see its source(I believe Lu is farther than 60 feet from me) Prae relishes the glory he might obtain for killing whatever made such a bone chilling scream

move action direct ball lightning
putting down the ring Prae sends the lightning balls at the werewolf once more
Reflex save 1: 1d20 + 7 - 5 ⇒ (1) + 7 - 5 = 3
Reflex save 2: 1d20 + 7 - 5 ⇒ (14) + 7 - 5 = 16
Reflex save 3: 1d20 + 7 - 5 ⇒ (14) + 7 - 5 = 16
Ball Lightning Damage 1: 3d6 ⇒ (5, 1, 1) = 7
Ball Lightning Damage 2: 3d6 ⇒ (5, 4, 2) = 11
Ball Lightning Damage 3: 3d6 ⇒ (1, 5, 6) = 12
standard action attack then swift action mythic sudden attack

Attack1: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (12) + 18 = 30
Sudden attack 1: 1d20 + 18 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 18 + 3 = 30
Sudden attack 2: 1d20 + 18 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 18 + 3 = 23
Attack 1 damage: 2d6 + 12 + 2d6 + 3 - 15 ⇒ (1, 6) + 12 + (4, 6) + 3 - 15 = 17
Sudden attack damage bypasses dr: 2d6 + 12 + 2d6 + 3 ⇒ (1, 2) + 12 + (5, 5) + 3 = 28
Vicious self damage: 4d6 ⇒ (6, 1, 2, 3) = 12
surprised that the bit of his Sword wasn't as great as he imagined Prae think maybe Werewolfs arent animals...damn Sparel is unconscious.

Total damage to Werewolf 75
Self damage 12

Total damage to Praetorius' bane 31 lightning damage

sidestepping the Werewolf Praetorius spins on his heels to face his foe
in doing so he deactivates his ring and motions for lightning balls to swarm
werewolf reflex save1: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (20) + 7 = 27
werewolf reflex save2: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (10) + 7 = 17
werewolf reflex save3: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16
ball lightning damage 2: 3d6 ⇒ (6, 6, 3) = 15
ball lightning damage 3: 3d6 ⇒ (4, 6, 6) = 16
Am i stealing all of Sparels good rolls

Praetorius reaches back and makes a throwing motion when an explosion of lightning is sent forth toward the Werewolf

Werewolf reflex save 4: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (20) + 7 = 27

seeing the Werewolf dodge Praetorius clutches his greatsword in both hands and and channels his mythic power into it.
Mythic arcane strike activated and adding animal bane to it

then Praetorius takes a step forward

free action deactivate force shield ring
ac is 2 less
move action for directing ball lightning
standard action lightning bolt
swift action arcane strike
5 foot step free action

is the werewolf wearing metal armor?

just to figure out what bonus's to use is the werewolf undead for undead bane?
also do different banes stack? if the creature has all the types? cus praetorius is going to use animal bane and undead bane and idk if they will both work or if either will work.

did the werewolf do any damage? and like where is it in relation to me now?

Praetorius swears to himself before getting to his feat, then upon seeing the great werewolf smiles

"Thank you for reminding me that one day I need to subjugate the werewolves of ustalav"

with a flick of the wrist and some magic saying that Prae doesn't completely understand 3 balls of crackling electricity appear around him.

then taking a defensive stance with his force ring ready for the werewolfs assault

move action to stand, standard to cast ball lightning

Praetorius eyes widen as he see's his name on something concluding that since his name is on it and he didn't write it himself obviously someone has left him a gift

Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (18) + 10 = 28

"My God the penmanship on this pillar is horrid, it will have to be redone before I accept such a gift."

"Lu what could I possibly feel guilt about besides that I just remembered that I should also get a gift for Tris when this is done and something funny for your.... son...slave...midget...scaderycat scribe thingy."

"Good Sparel then you won't interupt me when I eventually bring Tris here on a date.... eventually"

completely serious

"See Sparel he is a completely reasonable man who wants his entertainment, lets us venture forth into that creepy house and kill s@@*"

Praetorius walks up to the rest of the party when the Lord of the Arena arrives

addressing the Lord "I apologize for the actions of my wizard but I am here to engage in Blood Sports would you deny your audience the blood they desire for the shenanigans of an elf."

turning to look down at Sparel Praetorius quietly sneers "Sparel show proper respect to those in stations above yours"

Diplomacy is required: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26
oh wow i rolled well

I must apologize that Praetorius is an idiot... a very cocky idiot...

Praetorius chuckles to himself upon seeing sparel destroy the wall, bemusing to himself that perhaps Sparel can fight.... walls.

Then walking over several meters from the new hole in the wall Praetorius has his bats gather around himself then as loud as he can lets out a cacophonous boast
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED! IS THERE NO ONE TO CHALLENGE ME? OR SHALL I TAKE MY LEAVE OF YOUR SUPPOSEDLY GRAND ARENA?"

On alert Praetorius Grips his Greatsword and readies his force shield

like an idiot Praetorius replies to the whisper with his own
"Iiiii Diiiiiid yooouuur Moooooom"