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"Reta - fighting easy! Hit! Stop being hit!"

Reta - cure light spell: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10

reflex save: 1d20 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 6 + 2 = 16
"Fire? That my thing, bad Pa!"
Poog runs up behind Reta and casts a cure. Poog hopes it effective without a whack from wand.
cure moderate - Reta: 2d8 + 3 ⇒ (6, 6) + 3 = 15

Poog again targets beyond Pa, trying to keep Reta safe.

fireball: 5d6 ⇒ (3, 5, 2, 2, 5) = 17; reflex save for half (DC 14)

Burn Pa! Say hello to Zarongel!

Poog point wand of fireballs at Pa, shooting just past him to keep Reta out of the burny area.
"Hee, Hee! This why Poog love Zarongel!"
damage: 5d6 ⇒ (6, 3, 5, 3, 6) = 23; reflex save for half (DC 14)

Poog pulls out his wand of fireballs. He waits to shoot at the first 2 things that move that aren't Mog, Chuffy, Reta, or Squealy Nord.

"FIRE for Zarongel!"

"Poog torn. Would love burn Pa with balls of fire wand. Poog also love if Chuffy burn house down. Do both?!?"

Chuffy not making sense. Fire always good. Chuffy must be crazy from hurt. Zarongel and mighty stick of hurtful healing might help.

Poog whacks Chuffy with his wand of healing.

cure light: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9

"Chuffy - Feel better?"

"Hey Reta. Poog have wand of magic balls of fire. Reta open trap door and Poog shoot fire?"

Poog feels Reta's eyes on him. He slowly realizes Reta need healing. He thwacks her four times quickly on the shoulders and back, softly praying "Zarongel, take the fire of Reta pain for use in next Poog spell."

cure light: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8
cure light: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
cure light: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
cure light: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

"Poog want use big ball of fire, but goblins be too close"

dogslicer: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 141d4 ⇒ 4

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"Can't see stupid bird from back here!
Poog draws his dogslicer and moves up to where he remembers it being. Once he sees it:
melee: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 191d4 ⇒ 4

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Poog points at the feathery beast.
"Zarongel touched by fire, do same for big bird!"

Fire bolt: 1d20 ⇒ 11 vs. touch - does this also get BAB and dex modifier? If so, please educate me and add 5. 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Poog tries his best, but he is Poog after all...

stealth: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15

boon: 1d20 ⇒ 19

"Poog want use big fire of Zarongel. Want something tasty to burn. Maybe in house!"

"Reta find dog for Poog. Poog has spell to make dog statue. Makes great target for dog slicer!"

Poog hit self a bit too hard while healing. Follows tribe mates.

better late than never: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16
"Poog wonder how Squealy Nord get here."

Poog pulls out his wand of healing.

He whispers, "Zarongel cure goblins, but remembers us only dumb goblins get hurt."

He smacks each goblin over the head with the wand:
Reta: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 2 = 9
Chuffy: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8
Chuffy, again: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
Poog: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8

Poog takes a step back, "Zarongel likes burnt pig for goblins!"

fire bolt: 1d20 ⇒ 5 vs. touch; 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

Reflex: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10

"Poog not like fire of Zarongel from pig."

slice: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8; 1d4 ⇒ 4

"Poog next fight pig fire with Zarongel fire."

Poog draws his dogslicer and tries to cut off some dinner.

attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16; 1d4 ⇒ 3

"Poog can use wand and want necklace - FIRE! But Poog okay give necklace to Chief Mog. Chief Mog Chief. Poog grab all heal potions other goblins leave behind. Goblin that take necklace need potion of resist fire too."

potion may help with nasty side effect of necklace

perception: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22

Poog tries to cast guidance to help his strength check. I assume he can't, but getting desperate here!

strength: 1d20 ⇒ 3 +1 if guidance worked

"Poog need help. You need Poog - have gift of Zarongel healing."

"Poog not like this challenge. Poog like fire, not being in it."

strength: 1d20 ⇒ 3

Poog not good at escape while in armor. Poog try strength.

str: 1d20 ⇒ 13

Poog also not strong...

Poog not happy wearing chain shirt. Hot and hard to wriggle out of bind.

escape: 1d20 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 - 2 = 19

Poog rolls with the trip attempt and tries to pull Chuffy along with him straight off of the plank (not trying to stay on).

grapple: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 1 = 15

filth fever: 1d100 ⇒ 1 EPIC fail

"Poog madder than Squealy Nord on bacon day! Chuffy - Poog make it up to you later. Zarongel kill these nasty, nasty, stirgeges!"

Poog channels negative energy.
channel: 2d6 ⇒ (2, 5) = 7 to all within 30 feet; DC12 will save for half

Poog draws dogslicer and swings at the nearest stirge.

Slice: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 41d4 ⇒ 2

"Stay still stupid stirge!"

"Chuffy has weak arm. Can't hurt fly; no surprise Chuffy can't hurt big ugly stirge thing!"

Poog shoots a fire bolt at the stirge in front of Chuffy.

fire bolt: 1d20 ⇒ 6 vs. touch; 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

Poog gets big smile on big ugly face.

"Zarongel bless Poog for fire on stirge!"

Poog stands still and points at stirge at end of Poog's plank.

fire bolt: 1d20 ⇒ 3 vs. touch; 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Poog sucks up courage to jump to next plank to the north.

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 - 2 = 14

Poog makes the motions of stomping as best he can while casting a fire bolt at the closest stirge.
Stompy bolt: 1d20 ⇒ 14 vs. touch; 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Poog tries to look confident. He mutters, "Must be easier than riding dogs. Do for Zarongel."

Poog heads for second plank from left. Poog only make it onto first plank; no stomping stirges yet.

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 - 2 = 19

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Poog back from vacation at Thistletop.

Perception: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 2 = 20
Ranged: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19; 1d4 ⇒ 1

"Poog hero of Zarongel. Poog use fire of Zarongel to be Birdcruncher chief. Pa Munch not strong as Zarongel and Poog. Vorka thought strong too, but Poog beat nasty witch. Maybe with a little help from Mogmurch, Chuffy, and Reta big-head."

Poog is impressed with all the fire. Poog praying to Zarongel in ecstasy.

Wow - Elixir of fire breath is 4d6 per PRD and is used 3 times!

Poog ready to dish out fire of Zarongel. And ride beast into combat - maybe be Poog finally be successful.

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"Poog having good day - use lots of Zarongel fire! Dog not having good day - same reason."

1d20 ⇒ 13 vs. touch; 1d6 ⇒ 6

"Fire!!!"
fire bolt: 1d20 ⇒ 16 vs. touch; 1d6 ⇒ 4

Poog move fast as needed to get 4 goblin lengths (15 feet) from nasty dog.

Mogmurch follows Poog. Mog talk about shooting dog in face with pointy-stick thrower.

Poog runs to the sounds of the fight.
"Another dog? Poog like kill another."

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Poog pulls out his wand and pokes Chuffy with it somewhere tender.
"Zarongel happy with Chuffy and rest of new goblin heroes. Hold still - healing from Zarongel never come easy."
cure light: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

"Enough boring drain; Poog like fire of Zarongel much more better - Burn ugly Vorka!"

fire bolt: 1d20 ⇒ 15 vs. touch; damage: 1d6 ⇒ 4

"Vorka need life taken away more by Zarongel!"
channel negative, Poog excluded: 1d6 ⇒ 6; Will DC11 for half

AOO: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (11) + 1 = 12; 1d4 ⇒ 1

Poog sighs at Mogmurch. "Poog warned you. Two times. Maybe Zarongel help Poog heal you later."

Poog moves to pointy end of ship, away from cabin.
"Zarongel - take life from nasty Vorka!"
channel negative, Poog excluded: 1d6 ⇒ 2; Will DC11 for half

Poog draws his wand.
cure: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8

"Mogmurch - last chance move. Pook ask Zarongel to hurt next."