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Are you all just going to leave me hanging?
You are a bunch of filthy, foul-smelling deviants! Now, who wants to rub maple syrup all over me?
The root of your name is "spank"; so I would say yes. Perv.
The Internet is a veritable Holocaust of false invocations of Godwin's Law. That was brilliant! Aryan human at its most supreme! See, I was right that we had no quarrel with you fellows.
*points in the direction of her own taint* You will need to clear away the mass of cobwebs there, Junie dear.
Look ladies! *Points at the Masked Rogue* There's a stud that's even better looking and younger than me!
"This is just like the time I had to share a room with Eleanor Clift. Poor Jack."
Men are always trying to get at my lady bits. I don't let them, though. You can't blame the coronoer for trying to do his job.
Youy're not the only one having trouble finding the right guy. Has anyone seen Tiger Woods here? Oh, nevermind. This is definitely not his type of club.
Hey there sexy you're how I like my men, old, rich and stiff. Yeah, apparently enough viagra can cause joint problems.
Depends on if your comando. "HazMat probably has them"
Hey, Bitty, don't you have an apointment with a death panel coming up? "Whole damned 19th Amendment was a mistake."
Hey, Bitty, don't you have an apointment with a death panel coming up? Calm down there, Bitty. Enough of this. I'm going to hang out with some refined women, like Amy Winehouse.
Hey, Bitty, don't you have an apointment with a death panel coming up?
I'm still waiting for my invitation to the Bog O's state dinner. I'm sure it'll come any day now. I can't wait to me Barbara Streisand. Babs invited Obama to dine in her presence? Wow, the Nobel prize pales in comparison.
I don't know what to do for Thanksgiving. Everybody I know is too busy getting their copy of Going Rogue signed by Sarah Palin. My lawn needs mowing. You will find the mower in the garage. And don't forget to clip the hedges in the back.
I like a woman who can make a man cry.Usually, all I have to do is show them what's in the jar on my desk. If I saw a jar of Spanish Fly on your desk I would run out screaming.
Watch it buddy! I've made generals quake in fear! What did you do, let the bag slip off?
Why wasn't I ever invited? I AM a SENATOR!!! Look in the mirror and you will understand.
Are you Ctulhu's running mate?
Run against Nancy Pelosi next election. With those bona fides would be a lock to beat her. If I cornered the Jewish retiree vote in Florida, anything is possible.
I was interviewed once. John McLaughlin said that you are welcome on the show at any time. We need someone to brink us drinks.
It's important to know whether people can wear white after Labor Day without being water-boarded.
Because you have a pacemaker, and I'd rather see you live and suffer than die in bed.Why did we never wind up together, Hill?No way. I like the feeling of making grown men cry too much to sit on the sidelines.I think I'll play some football today.With those giant cankles of yours you would be great on the offensive line. However, I always imagined you as a head coach, manipulating things from the sidelines. I'd rather go hunting with Cheney then to bed with you.
I think I'll play some football today. With those giant cankles of yours you would be great on the offensive line. However, I always imagined you as a head coach, manipulating things from the sidelines.
I got it! I got it! *aims* *shoots Biden in the face* An accident! Or was it? Cheney, you are an embarassment to the noble office of vice president. In fact, you aren't half the Dick that Nixon was. Wait, that didn't come out right. |