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Play a dwarf - they are the highest form of intelligent life on golarian IMO

I wish they would do an ultimate alignment book- really put a spin on classes like paladin/anti paladin- the new gray paladin really didn't do much for me

Maybe change up or update the alignment system with new/alternate rules - hell even get rid of it would find for me

Of course some new spells, feats, archetypes etc based off of alignments would nice too

57. Clearly trolls are just performing their duties as government employees by collecting those bridge tolls.

Party stumbles upon a wild herd of gazebos during mating season......

Wild gazebos, as everyone knows, are much more violent and aggressive than the more domesticated sorts, who are usually just found lazing about in one place. Gazebo mothers are also known to be fiercely protective of their young, which are known as belvederes

Furthermore it's wise to know that gazebos are often called by different names in different lands, for example a pavilion in Varisia, an arbor in Cheliax or a summerhouse in Taldor. So if a traveler to Cheliax is asked "Do you wish to dine in the arbor?," he must understand that it is equivalent to a threat like "Do you wish to sleep with the fishes?"

Finally for anyone who wishes to observe a gazebo in its natural habitat should always arm themselves with an axe, a saw or fire- arrows and other piercing weapons will simply not pierce it's woody hide and are not effective at all. More than one gazebo hunter has met with an ill fate after trying to shoot it with an arrow. You must also be very quiet and keep a safe distance, as gazebos are very fast runners. If it sees you and you pause for too long, it will be upon you in no time and you will be eaten.

Anyway, Happy gazebo hunting.

how big in size would it be? i am thinking about making a monster/mimic house for a group of people to kill.

Remember it needs to look like or be gazebo related.

7 years old

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Played a fighter first but quickly switched to cleric after being killed by skeleton at door of starter dungeon while resting. Pretty much cleric for life in RBGB boxes after that.

Pretty sure they're powered by the tears of vanilla fighters and monks

Goliath Druid is .... a head and shoulders above vanilla Druids?

Troll bridge toll collector but with a toll booth and all- maybe it could be called a "troll booth"

Waka waka waka

Gonna go with the old fallbacks fireball, haste and fly. Prob the most widely used arcane spells in any campaign ive played in other than the cantrips detect magic and prestidigitation

Does Gargamel or Azrael work?

Edit: guess not

Badgers?! We don't need no stinking badgers!

Someone should send this into "What if" at the xkcd comic- who knows, maybe someone has done some sort of research/math on what happens if you drop some sort of arbitrarily really big heat sink into a volcano? If somebody has, that guy will find it.

Just a random thought but what about feats, spells etc.that require a combo of actions? Example might be:

Accelerate Spell (Metamgic): Casting an accelerated spell is a swift and move action. You are still limited to only two spells per turn. Level increase is +3. Yada yada yada....

Accelerated Movement: You are able to move more efficiently due to your rigorous training. You can move twice your movement with a move action and swift action rather than a move and standard action. Not sure what the prerequisites should be.

Maybe spells that use a standard and move action or move and swift for slightly greater effects, maybe like +1 caster level or something?

So.... Smurf?

Crushing the characters before me and hearing the lamentations of their players. That is best in the world.

so am I the only one who doesn't know what the "magical girl" trope is?

first off a wizard would also have to be immune to the common disease in this world- he might die the first time someone w/ the flu sneezes on him

poion in this world (depending on how you want to define it) is also mortal- no one can withstand a large dose of cyanide or arsenic no matter what their fortitude save is

Really I think you have to clearly define what "conquering" the world means before this can be discussed. I think a high level wizard could really influence world events as everyone above has mentioned with cahrm, dominate, invisibility, teleport, etc... but ruling the entire world directly as supreme leader probably not- I think it would have to be indirect like corporate ownership through miles of beauracracy, substantial investment in interest groups (ie lobbyists), media spinning and finally money.....lots and lots of money

as mentioned above religion might be a starting point but it might also lead to your demise- most prohpets I can think of died somehow before they were ultimateyl praised

Overall I'm not sure a pure wizard could do it. as mentioned above a bullet to the head is still dead- I think the best way to go about it is lich or reincarnated druid. 20th level wizard with immortality arcane discovery and clone abuse could prob also do it

Is there a link to the ruling?

9) Give one of them a note. Have nothing on it but instructions to not talk about the contents of the note at all.

My group call these assassin notes. I do this as a player and GM all the time. I'll usually follow it w/ either a laugh or smirk or I'll ask "So can I?" or something like that.

47. In a naval campaign, wait till they're out to sea before asking, "Who has ranks in Swim?" as a storm blows in.

51. Better yet, in the middle of a desert campaign ask "Who has ranks in Swim?"

I actually had this same thought when I first read it. I think it means you get the bonuses only during surprise rounds. It's not priced correctly for +2 saves all the time.

Maybe it could have read: "During surprise rounds, the wearer gains a +2 luck bonus to all saving throws and AC."

Add on the Fortuitous enchantment from ACG: If you hit w/ your first AoO, you can get a second AoO vs same foe at -5 to hit.

120) Planet in a figure 8 orbit around 2 stars- "positive energy" star and "negative energy" star- good is empowered when it orbits "positive" star and evil is empowered when it orbits "negative" star- balances when it gets close to middle of the figure 8 orbit

currently in "positive" orbit but is heading towards center of orbit (center of the 8) and bad guys want to break its orbit so that it only orbits "negative" star and evil is empowered- can our heroes stop them in time or even break orbit of planet so it orbits "positive" star only?