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In D&D, spells which are named after the person who created them typically take the form of <person's name> <adjective> <noun> i.e. "Otto's Irresistible Dance" or "Leomund's Tiny Hut". Therefore, "Mike's Hard Lemonade" could be the name of a spell.Yeah, but you gotta cast it like 3-4 times to even feel anything. I'd rather save the slot for the Twisted Tea spell that can be used as a melee weapon.
...Truly, one can see anything with the Yew Tube. Yew tubes have a 50% chance of being cursed, with bearers unable to willingly part with them. Such cursed characters are treated as fatigued from having 6 or less hours of sleep (AP#44) as they become addicted to frequent use of the yew tube. The GM may also require random rolls for such cursed characters (same DC as the fatigue check) for the affected character to resist annoying nearby individuals with inane chatter about yew tube visions and working particularly bad puns into conversations.
The food chain is what I beat you with until you give me food. The food chain is overpowered. I'm gonna nerf its damage, make it an exotic proficiency, and using it it is a full-round action.
See, I only got off two of them before the heat related delirium abated, surely someone can catch up before I hit 500 aliases. Cos'damn it. I'm only up to 212.
That bacon is MURDER! *flails angrily* Whoa, whoa, WHOA! That's way overpowered. {nerfs flail down to "1d2-1 dmg, requires full round action to swing"} There. Now back aboard my |
