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Luurg: PFS # 202046-5

Had a great time, glad to hear everyone else did too. I look forward to running this sometime now that I've played it through!

Thanks for running it James.

Chuffy pulls out his blade from the... belly? Of the beast, watching it fall with a puff of dust and a ghostly echo of someone? OOO we did it King we did it!

Looking around and seeing the rest of his little chieftains not having much of anything to say, Chuffy figures this his best chance to secure as many of the surviving goblins as his own personal allies. He climbs atop the highest point of the corpse... the large kettle belly. And clears his throat "Goblin whelps! Hear me.. KING CHUFFY! Bow before us, you owe your sad, grubby, boring selves to ME... er us..." He mumbles the last 'us' bit in a much quieter tone before continuing.

"Now get up, wipe them ugly booger faces off, AND FIX THIS PARTY I'M STARVING FOR TRUFFLES!!!" Diplomacy: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (1) - 2 = -1 Perfectly fitting for Chuffy!

Chuffy stands still and watches the humongo thing swing and miss both he and the much slower and clumsier Reta "Woah, this thing just look cool, can't hit us little goblin Chiefs!"

He smiles a green toothy smile, stows his hand crossbow and goes back to stabbin'
Stab + Flank n Sneak: 1d20 + 10 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 10 + 2 = 211d4 + 2d6 ⇒ (4) + (4, 1) = 9

Chuffy decides to get out of the way, better part of valor and all. Having evasion makes this decision much easier!

Reflex + Evasion vs Trample: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (11) + 9 = 20
Reflex + Evasion vs Firework: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 13

A smug look crosses his face as he avoids the lumbering creation, the look goes away quickly when a streaking firework hits him in the rearend. "Yoowiee!"

Chuffy looks at Runtweed with anger in his eyes "You RUINED MY PARTY!" He's about to exact revenge when he sees the huge creature Wow, that thing looks cool!

He smiles a bit when Reta heads right in and follows suit, drawing his hand crossbow, still loaded with the firey, poisoned stabby from earlier and shoots, hoping to catch it unaware.

Hand Crossbow + Magic Flaming + Sneak Attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (16) + 10 = 261d3 + 1 + 1d6 + 2d6 ⇒ (1) + 1 + (6) + (3, 5) = 16

Chuffy gives Reta a wave when she joins the fight "What take so long? We were gettin' bored all by ourselfs!" He then stabs upward with his dogslicer towards her soft belly bits.

Dogslicer + Flank + Sneak Attack!: 1d20 + 10 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 10 + 2 = 131d4 + 2d6 ⇒ (3) + (6, 6) = 15

But the crazy explosion distracts him as he ooos and ahhhhs it and stabs at air. "Whhaa? Dang Mogmurch!"

Chuffy looks a bit surprised at the flying screeching fury that just slammed him "Reta ugly-face! Get back here and stab it!" He draws out his own dogslicer and gives her a stab of his own.

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 301d4 ⇒ 2
Crit? Dogslicer: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (9) + 10 = 191d4 ⇒ 4

Chuffy looks at the others as they dance their way towards the bird-lady We are best chief, best chiefs no dance, they STAB!

"Hey bird face, rock mouther, you like fire?" He steps forward a bit now that his crossbow is reloaded and fires off the flaming, poisoned bolt. Then reloads once more.

Hand Crossbow, flaming, poisoned: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (17) + 10 = 271d3 + 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (2) + 1 + (3) = 6 Plus poison

Will Save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18 Chuffy cocks his ears towards the singing then sticks his tongue out and responds with a big juicy "PPPFFFFTTTTT" As he sheaths his dogslicer and loads another firey, poisoned bolt into his hand crossbow.

"You sing like you got mouthful of sharp rocks! Poog such a sucker for rocks!"

Reflex vs Entangle (Evasion): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 23 Chuffy dances past the grabby plants "Hey! Ground alive! Vine alive! Lets stay alive too!"

He squints his eyes as King Bubble blurts out his two coppers with a slow rolling drop of puss running down Chuffy's nose. Yes you too King, Chuffy sorry.

He looks across to see Reta and waves and stabs at the viney thing where it looks most squishy and soft. Melee Attack w/ +1 Poisoned Dogslicer + Flank: 1d20 + 10 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 10 + 2 = 311d4 + 2d6 ⇒ (2) + (5, 5) = 12
Crit? Melee Attack w/ +1 Poisoned Dogslicer + Flank: 1d20 + 10 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 10 + 2 = 191d4 ⇒ 3

Medium spider venom if it isn't immune.

Chuffy screeches as his bolt misses, then cocks his head to the side as Poog's fire doesn't burn. "A plant that don't burn? We gotta kill dis else no more good truffles no more!" He then cautiously moves out and around, putting his stabber in his good hand, diving down through the leaves to try to avoid any whipping vines. Gray line for movement. Acrobatics to avoid AOOs last two squares: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (10) + 12 = 22

Chuffy squeeks and moves away from the giant moving vine "Its ALIVE! Don't let it eat you!" Well, better you than us!

He moves away and draw out his handcrossbow loaded with his newly poisoned fire bolts and fires, hoping to get the vine thing where it hurts... Wonder where vines hurt most... here? He takes a guess.

MW Hand crossbow with +1 flaming, poisoned bolt, Sneak Attack?: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (3) + 10 = 131d3 + 1 + 1d6 + 2d6 ⇒ (2) + 1 + (1) + (4, 4) = 12

I don't remember if they can be sneak attacked or poisoned.. not likely but hey that's what he'd do.

Chuffy sneaks around but stops to check out the impressive 'shroom' none the less. Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (20) + 8 = 28 His eyes go wide with excitement but his mouth stays silent. Ooo King... the gifts we'd receive for that truffle back at the camp!

Chuffy claims a bottle of fire before greedy poog and mogmurch try taking all the fun fire yet again. He also grabs the gold necklace and puts it around his neck "Hehehe now we really look like Chief!" He then steals a hunk of that ham.. because he can. Sleight of 'Ham': 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (12) + 12 = 24

"We go check out tree, don't throw fire at us and be quiet! Chuffy don't want to die again, it hurts!" He says mumbling a bit through a mouthful of ham. Take 10 on stealth for a 30

"Not bestest truffle field you say? Maybe more longshanks AND dogs? We gonna looksee in wagons for good stuffs, then sneaky to the next field and look for more stabby fun time?"

Chuffy asks Mogmurch the best poisoner of the tribe to smear his three special fire bolts and his dogslicer with goopy poison "Lots o people to shooty stab maybe! We should be ready!" He then disappears into a wagon and starts rooting around. Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15

Chuffy watches at the horse runs off, he stabs another dog dead. "Ha! You are lettin it get away! Some Chief Reta is... Which one of these longshanks looks still alive and most tasty for feast?" He pokes and prods the closest one with his foot.

Chuffy heads over to another dog to make sure its dead. "How hard is killing big dumb horse head all tied up? Reta get soft!" He does keep his eyes peeled on the beast just in case...

Chuffy does as I posted above.

Chuffy turns and blows a snot rocket at Reta "PFFT! Always kill dogs first! They the scariest and have good noses!"

He then moves around and stabs the dogs a few times for good measure before looking to see if any of the Longshanks live. "We bring back Longshank, show Tribe how awesome we are! Ask him many questions then eat him for big feast!"

Chuffy sees Reta run into the middle of camp and hollers in goblin "Silly Reta, you supposed to shoot 'em! I come save you." Chuffy hustles in, doglicer in hand to try cutting down the longshank that was keeping watch.

"EIIEEIIGG!!!" He gurgles as he stabs at the slow acting man from behind. +1 Dogslicer + Sneak Attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (11) + 10 = 211d4 + 2d6 ⇒ (3) + (3, 2) = 8

Chuffy stalks off through the woods quietly until he reaches the edge of the forest, takes out his loaded hand crossbow and dogslicer. Dis gonna be great!

He takes aim at the unsuspecting doggie and waits for the others.

Stealth: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (19) + 20 = 39

Look at the map Mogmurch

Chuffy cheers and cheers at himself when he wins the game "We win! We win!... a rock? a tasty rock? Just like when we were little in cage!" He takes the rock and swallows it down with a burp, squirming a bit until it settles. "Yum!"

Once Squeely gives his story Chuffy agrees with the other Gobs "We best kill Longshanks tonight, in the dark, maybe they be sleeping! Be sneaky!" He smiles and nods at Reta's gift "If you want, but Chuffy already pretty sneaky... you less sneaky."

Oooo Longshanks, dogs AND horses Oh my!

Chuffy looks at the camp with a sparkle in his eyes and whispers "We should wait til its dark, Longshanks don't like dark!"

Chuffy narrows his eyes at Reta as she wins again Chuffy thinks this Reta needs to come down a peg or two... maybe to Poog level... Chuffy smiles and claps Reta on the back "You doing real good, but WE win the next test, not YOU!" He then hangs back a bit, following the group along.

Once the new game starts Chuffy is ready to go! "OOO Chuffy love throwing ROCKS! Me first!"

He slings a rock at the overgrown gull Rock vs DC?: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 291d3 ⇒ 3
Crit? Rock vs DC?: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (19) + 9 = 281d3 ⇒ 3 Never was there a better rock throw at a bigger gull in all the land! "KAPOOOOW!".

Chuffy eyes up the 'Pa' effigy and spits, rubbing the plugged hole in his chest a bit "Rotten faced, son of a Ogre Ogre! I'll have my revenge!"

He points and fires his last candle. Boom vs Pa, DC10: 1d20 + 9 - 6 ⇒ (6) + 9 - 6 = 9 His face droops a bit as the rocket clips the edge of the straw and it fails to ignite.

Chuffy smiles as he takes his firework "YEEHAW!"

He aims at the dogs to have the best chance to win!

Boom! vs Dog AC13: 1d20 + 9 - 6 ⇒ (1) + 9 - 6 = 4
Boom! vs Dog AC13: 1d20 + 9 - 6 ⇒ (8) + 9 - 6 = 11
Boom! vs Dog AC13: 1d20 + 9 - 6 ⇒ (16) + 9 - 6 = 19
Boom! vs Dog AC13: 1d20 + 9 - 6 ⇒ (19) + 9 - 6 = 22

It takes a few shots before Chuffy locks down the range. "4 points! Chuffy wins!" He gives a fistpump to the sky.

Chuffy makes his way out of the cave with the scary witch, the whole in his chest stopped up with dirty rags and a green tomato. He's too busy feeling himself and checking for King Bubble to notice the goblin beheading. No way in hell was I going to do that after just dying!

Seeing the riding dogs though he gives his tell tale smirk Chuffy gonna win this! Be bestest Chief in tribe! Woah, look at Reta go...

Chuffy hops on his dog Grumbles "Good doggie, lets win win win!" He hollers and digs his heels in for some action once again.

Mud Jumper: Ride - Bareback: 1d20 + 13 - 5 ⇒ (15) + 13 - 5 = 23

Ridge Racer: Auto succeed DC5 Ride

Gnome Smasher: Auto succeed DC5 Ride Chuffy rides past the gnome head with the girly wig and orange pigtails and stabs at it with his dogslicer! Dogslicer: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 151d4 ⇒ 3 Sending the pig tails flying into his mouth!

Bramble Bounder: Chuffy holds on to Grumble's mane as they head down the hill, this whole race seeming far too easy for the newly rejuvenated Chief. Auto succeed DC5 Ride and they make one last leap over the icky sticky stabby plants Ride - Bareback: 1d20 + 13 - 5 ⇒ (8) + 13 - 5 = 16 Clearing it with just a bit to spare.

He rides up next to Reta and spits the orange braids at her and blows her a kiss before pulling out his jar of pickled crickets to give all the winners and their dogs a treat. "NOM NOM NOM"

Oh we only gained 1PP? That's a shame.

Thanks for playing Crowe.

Wow rough. Didn't know there was such a steep price for dying with a premade. Makes premades even worse than I already thought! I have the PP on Luurg I can spend so I guess I'll be spending it!

Luurg: PFS # 202046-5

Ok so I'll have to spend 5PP from whoever is getting this chronicle or what exactly happens with a 'reported dead' ?

Defend my honor King Bubble!

Mogmurch decides to try a different tack, drawing out a flask of acid and chucking that at Pa!

[dice=ranged touch]1d20+8
[dice=acid damage]1d6

All alchemists gain the Throw Anything feat as a bonus feat at 1st level. An alchemist adds his Intelligence modifier to damage done with splash weapons, including the splash damage if any. This bonus damage is already included in the bomb class feature. -PRD. You should be adding another 2 damage from your INT on that acid.

Chuffy lies in a maxed out pool of goblin blood. A hole in his chest the size of a small tree, forever disappointed he didn't get a chance to use the crazy glue on anything. Even King Bubble seems a bit deflated.

Yup, -20. Very much skewered. Was hoping I would avoid the crit confirm with that 23 AC but the dice said no way. Carry on fine gobbos!

I'm dead? DOH! I haven't read gameplay yet...

"Woah Big PA! We new Chiefs and we gonna stab you up now!" Screams Chuffy as he tries to duck and dodge that big spear to get close to stab. Once he does he only half stabs to try to not get hit.... this time.

Acrobatics vs CMD: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (12) + 10 = 22

STAB! Defensively for +3 AC: 1d20 + 8 - 4 ⇒ (6) + 8 - 4 = 101d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

23 AC until next turn

Chuffy never ignores a chance for extra stabbin, NEVER. AOO vs Owlbear + Flank?: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 8 + 2 = 241d4 - 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (4) - 1 + (6, 4) = 13

Huh, I thought I moved back, no problem, help split the damage some from Reta.

"Oeei! Big sharp claws on that chicken! Stab it! Stab it quick!" Chuffy looks nervously towards the house and the big chicken.

He takes a step to block out Reta's scary face from view and stabs Dogslicer + Flank: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 8 + 2 = 121d4 - 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (3) - 1 + (2, 2) = 6 Curses!

Chuffy howls in disbelief as he stabs at only feathers.

Chuffy's eyes go wide, and the large puss-filled boil on the top of his head dribbles a bit "Eeeek! Bad POOG!!" He barely lifts his hand crossbow and fires off a shot grazing his foot while the giant bear-chicken starts to roar to life.

Hand Crossbow + Sneak Attack + Spider Poison: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 81d3 + 2d6 ⇒ (2) + (2, 2) = 6

"Owwwieee, damn you POOG! It burns like spider!"
Fort Save vs Critical Failure using Poison: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20

Wow, that didn't go very well... Chuffy doesn't have poison use so he 'exposed' himself with that nat 1 attack roll. Too bad I couldn't put that 17 up in the damn attack roll!

Chuffy hastily retreats a bit hopping up off his stinging foot and swearing at Poog.

Ha, I'll make an untrained roll just in case! Knowledge:Arcana Untrained: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

What sort of knowledge check here? Also, Reta, I believe we all got a healing potion at the start right?

Chuffy stays still as he eyes up the giant bird thing. Mmmm big bird, big eggs, big breakfast?

Chuffy looks at the bloodied Reta, then at Poog with a grin "Ya CHIEF Poog, fix Reta's boo boos. I'mma get ready for that noise!"

Chuffy reloads his hand crossbow then hides as best he can. Stealth: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (9) + 23 = 32

"Big bad pig? Yeeeaahhhh die piggy!" Chuffy hustles up and around to flank with Reta's scary face, stabbing with his dogslicer and its icky sticky drippy spider poison into her rear end. "We gonna get the best bits again King! WEEEE!"

Dogslicer + Flank + Poison: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 8 + 2 = 301d4 - 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (1) - 1 + (3, 3) = 6
Dogslicer crit? + Flank + Poison: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 8 + 2 = 261d4 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

Medium spider venom: Injury 14 - 1/rd. for 4 rds. 1d2 Str 1 save

Chuffy cocks his head to the side when they holler about Squeely I hate that pig! I wonder how he got here?

But he's quickly distracted by the chance to shoot a stabby stick into the big big piggy. He raises his hand crossbow with its poisoned bolt and lets it fly!

Ranged Hand Crossbow + Poison Fort DC14: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 101d3 + 2d6 ⇒ (3) + (5, 3) = 11

After their snack, Chuffy hands a fistful of crossbow bolts and his dogslicer to Mogmurch, along with some vials of green goo. "You make them sting good? Like spider bites ok?" Please apply poison to his dogslicer and 4 bolts, please n thanks!

Chuffy waddles his now full self along with the others, having a severe case of the after lunch sleepies. "Be real sneaky, need to stay sneaky!" He points menacingly at the other 3 goblins as he starts to sneak along, his hand crossbow in one hand and his dogslicer in the other.

Take 10 on stealth for a ... 33, and take 10 on perception for traps or goodies for a 18/17.

Chuffy nods and tosses the handful of assorted meat parts to Reta, then buries his head back down into the pig carcass and goes back to stabbin and hackin, along with a few assorted slurping noises.

Chuffy will yield the gourds unless they go unclaimed for some reason...

Chuffy takes a few extra stabs and slices from beneath the piggy and comes up with a handful of tasty bits. "No, these are the best parts! Who wants some before I eats them all for me?"

Chuffy smiles, mouth agape a bit as the pig breathes fire Wow, we needs to learn to do that King! Maybe after we get done stabbin' it!

Chuffy starts to do a dance of glee when Reta moves across from him, turning the pig ever so slightly that his soft vulnerable bits are presented right before Chuffy, perfect for stabbin. "Oh this is gonna be FUN! Hold on tight piggy, this is gonna hurt!"

Dogslicer + Flank: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 8 + 2 = 161d4 - 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (3) - 1 + (2, 3) = 7 Just as he's going in for the kill the pig's tail smacks his blade and throws off his aim. "NOOOO dammit!!"

Imagine if you stepped to flank with your buddy Chuffy :P

Chuffy laughs, and drools a bit at the same time as the heavenly smell starts to work its way to him Smell so gud!

He frowns when Reta gets in the way of his next shot, but smirks a bit when she gets gored by the pig. "We're coming to stab too Reta, don't do all the stabbin' without us!" He hustles around the back of the pig, drawing out his own dogslicer in the process.

Full round to move around to the backside.

How the heck do you only have a +1 to hit with that dogslicer Reta?