Lem the Halfling's page

Walks in with a briefcase, begins miming opening statements of Bilbo vs Lem.

Won't even make it to court. He's a known burglar!

deuxhero wrote:

Iammars wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Well it has mental in the title so I'm guessing it has to do with Psychics.

It also has "mast" in the title, so I'm going to assume that it's a book entirely about ships.

It also has "Master' Hand", so clearly it's a martial arts focused book.

It also has "Lem" in the title, so it's obviously about halfling bards.

Please. That requires at least a full hardback to fit everything.

AlgaeNymph wrote:

James Jacobs wrote:

AlgaeNymph wrote:

James Jacobs wrote:

TrinitysEnd wrote:

If you had a limitless amount of money to make a single Adventure Path into a movie, which one would you want to make into a movie?

Hell's Rebels.

I've read that a few times before, to which I say: cool. :)

Who would be the hero(ine)s? of the story?

Shensen, of course!

How would that work, given that she's kinda stuck until the middle of the AP?

Who'd be in the PCs' places? (Not to say that they'd upstage her, of course.)

Turns out, when we build an adventure, there's a key element that's missing from pretty much EVERY OTHER form of entertainment. We don't present any main characters. There are no protagonists in adventures, since that role is for the PCs.

As a result, if we transform an adventure into a more traditional story (as is done with novels, comics, and audio dramas we do, and as would be done with movies), we have to add in those characters. Normally, we have the iconics step in to take those roles, but you asked me my preference, and I'd rather see Shensen, my favorite ever PC, be the star. She wouldn't be "stuck" until the middle of the AP, in this case... and indeed, if it's just a movie, I wouldn't do all 6 parts anyway, since a movie isn't enough to do the whole thing.

If on the other hand you wanted to keep it as-is, then the stars would be the 4 PCs we used for the art. Merisiel, Kyra, and whoever else was in there.

Hey!!

The Doomkitten wrote:

Which four iconics would you like to GM a Pathfinder AP for? And which AP?

Merisiel, Kyra, Jirelle, and Lem.

Hell's Rebels.

Ooh. I get to be the wizard!

Even I was shocked at some of the things they said, and I've heard Alain after someone filled his bathtub with green dye.

Snowsarn wrote:

James Jacobs wrote:

Voyd211 wrote:

Who's your favorite iconic character, other than Merisiel?

Probably Kyra. With Jirelle third and Lini fourth and either Seoni or Feiya fifth.

Do you like any of the male Iconics?

Do you prefer female characters in general?

Lem is my favorite of the male iconics (he probably pops in at about 9 or 10 in the top ten iconics list), but in general I do prefer female characters to male characters.

Thanks, boss!

Lem the Halfling wrote:

Um... Meri... I left a bag of snakes I was going to prank Alain or Meligaster with somewhere around here.

Have you seen it?

I have. I made sure the snakes ended up with Meligaster. All of them Every one. After I had Lini supercharge the poison. And the ick factor.

Goody! Hope you put one in his hat.

What's with the tone? I'm not here to hurt your egg. I like your egg.

I only steal from the best.

Um... Meri... I left a bag of snakes I was going to prank Alain or Meligaster with somewhere around here.

Have you seen it?

GRRRR.

Meligaster is now my least favorite. Well done, you little $#!%. You've made Alain look charming.

We were raised very differently.

Lem the Halfling wrote:

I'm not a goblin. They're green and set things on fire and eat babies.

I only set things on fire. And only sometimes.

Don't you have any goblins in Tian Xia?

Yep, and a country of hobgoblins. And we even have kijimunas too, which you guys don't have. But goblins are the ones who call people longshanks, and so did you, so maybe you're just a goblin using a hat of disguise to pretend to be Lem...Hmm, OK, to prove that you're Lem, what's the name of your evil sister?

I don't have an evil sister. But if you meet my brother Meligaster - set fire to his hat.

I'm not a goblin. They're green and set things on fire and eat babies.

I only set things on fire. And only sometimes.

Don't you have any goblins in Tian Xia?

Why do humans and other longshanks wear shoes when it's much more comfy to go barefoot?

Gorbacz wrote:

Having been thoroughly miffed by Giantslayer, I am happy to say this campaign looks freaking awesome.

Also, I am delighted by the fact that the "outlawing mint" is actually in the adventure. Well played Crystal, well played.

I guess you could say Barzilai is... confection-wary

:D

*sets up a table in the middle of the main town square*

Billy Bragg as a Pathfinder bard, wow, interesting idea.

So Lem, you have a half-brother, how does that feel?

Would have prefered someone nicer.

RULE BRITANNIA!

Could Lem do justice to that patriotic song?

I'm more of a Billy Bragg or Jethro Tull type bard anyway.

He has never again seen Lem, and plots one day, when he is ready, to venture to Absalom and show his brother the folly of underestimating one who has total control over the minds of others.

Come at me bro, I've been meaning to get meself a hat, anyway.

Down with Thrune!

*sulks*

He's a creepy hat thief.

Not enough protectors to help her when we come!

Watch it Thrunies; I'm coming to get you!

He's a paladin. They only understand slapstick, humourwise.

Just kidding.

Will you draw me like one of your goblin girls?

DOWN WITH THRUNE!!!!!

*provides backing vocals*

Dibs on playing Lando.

Seelah can be Luke, and Jirelle is Han.

...Not sure if I dare tell Amiri that she's Chewbacca.

Listen, and I shall reveal the words of the great Dinosaur of the western coast!

Are you sure Seelah and Kyra will be okay with us setting up a new cult, Merisiel? Even Amiri seemed a bit dubious...

Lem the Halfling wrote:

The only petit chéri here is me. Or Balazar.

Meri would be a ma longue chérie. Phhhhwwwwrrrrt.

Lem! You spoke French!

Pas de tout.

Actually, Alain was really useful that time we had to clear out a cave full of kobolds. I don't think Kyra has ever had to heal someone from poisoning that many times before or after.

I can neither confirm nor deny any speculations as to what I use my flute for in that comic.

The Paizo art directors.

But... But... Jesting is my job...

Clearly she's busy drawing more handsome characters.

And why couldn't I get an awesome hat like Imrijka?

I would just like to point out I'm completely innocent this time.

And it can't have been Feiya, because she calls you Baba Merisiel.

*scuttles back into hiding*

Let me off the bench, coach. I'm ready to play!

It is worth pointing out that Merisiel's over a hundred years old.

*hides*

Also Carrion Crown can easily be turned into Ghostbusters and Wrath of the Righteous into Police Academy and of course CoT as Goodfellas:-) (Lem is Joe Pesci in this situation:-p)

Do you think I'm funny?

Alain just got run out of another of the River Kingdoms - he used the local bigwig's cloak to wipe off Duncan with.

(Not that said bigwig deserved any better, but there's such a thing as choosing your time. Sheesh.)

In hindsight, I admit it was a mistake to let Valeros and Amiri plan the escape. But once we'd gotten them out (Seoni's plans are much better) we were quick to find you.

WHAT? ME LOUD? NEVER

She has been doing a lot of press-ups lately.

For some reason she didn't appreciate me helping, though.

Boo for snow! I have to get boots. And socks!

And I heard that cocoa helps old people with their memory.

Do you want some?

Ahem...

Can you talk to Sarah and Andrew about getting me a neat hat? *envious glance at Imrijka*

And she stole our elevenses!

She did mention a weakness for a good moustache, once.

We've had one already.

Can I ride my llama for mine?

brad2411 wrote:

...Treerazor...

Grrrrrr...

Can't touch this.