Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
I say stop and try to at a later date. If enough are willing to keep going then I will stay.
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
Kalman lays unconscious on the ground.
Stabilize: 1d10 + 3 - 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 - 3 = 6
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
Stabilize: 1d10 + 3 - 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 - 3 = 1
Gotta love that
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
If my math is correct them I’m at unconscious at -3
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
”That hurt!”Kalman looks around at the group. ”Time for a little cure light wounds potion.”. Kalman brews a cure light woundsformula.
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
Kalman moves closer. ”Jasmin wants to play, now come closer so we don’t have to walk as far.”
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
Kalman moves closer making sure to stay behind Zajarthsuk the whole time. “Bandits and pirates, hmm. They just want to play and Jasmin wants to play. You see what I’m getting at?” Kalman looks down at the bomb in his hand. ”Jasmin now that was not very nice and I’m sure now is not the time for hide and seek.”
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
”It’s nice to be amongst old friends.” Kalman looks around at the party!
”Jasmin says.... Well yes I’m trying to tell them if you would stop interrupting me.” Kalman looks down at a vial on his belt with disdain. ”Like I was saying before I was interrupted , Jasmin says hello.”. Kalman looks at the party members again as if everyone heard what Jasmin said.
Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11
I swear these children better not test my patience. I am not in the mood.
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
”Bombs away. Oh , not now. Sorry.”
Kalman shakes his head in agreement.
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
PFS#: 99740
Character#: 5
Faction:Grand Lodge
Day job: Scribe: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13
Level:1
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
Thanks. Got me sheet. Looks good. That was fun even though Kalman almost died, but still fun.
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
Youre still alive. Hang in there.
Just letting you know I'm still here.
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
Kalman let's out a small groan to let everyone know he's still alive.
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
"I see they have come to play! I would like you to meet Margaret."
Kalman throws a bomb at the boarders.
Bomb: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11
Damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
"You may very well mount their heads on the bow, but their skulls will be burned beyond recognition before you do so." Kalman laughs hysterically at the thought. "Margaret here says she is ready to play."Kalman points at a vial on his belt.
"Is everyone else ready."
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
"Whatever they are I'm sure it will be interesting!"Kalman says with a maniacal look on his face.
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
"Excellent job everyone. When is it time for me to bombity bomb things. I suppose I will brew something up in the mean time." Kalman begins making a mutagen.
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
Bomb: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15
Damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9
"I thought you would give up by now. "
Kalman giggles as he throws a bomb."Bombity , bomb, bomb."
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
Bomb: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
"You could of just let us pass, but now you will meet Justeen. "
Kalman throws a bomb, but misses. "Perhaps after I improve my aim."
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
"Yes we are in a hurry. We have better things to do then to deal with your taxes."
Kalman looks around at the group.
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
"If you are looking for anything valuable you are wasting your time."
Kalman looks around at the boarding party , as if judging then all in case things get worse.
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
"Perhaps there is something we can trade or a service we can provide for you."
Kalman tries to be diplomatic.
All I want to do is burn things. I have no use for this diplomatic stuff.
Kalman looks down at his garments and begins mumbling.
"Justeen, stop it. Your time to burn things will come. You must have patience."
Kalman looks up as if everybody could hear the conversation, but does not seem to care.
"Sorry. Justeen is a little impatient today."
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
"Something to eat and drink sounds fantastic."
Kalman begins to look around out of curiosity.
Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10
"Guess I should brew some more mutagen for later. That sounds fantastic too."
Kalman pulls out his alchemist kit and begins work on a mutagen.
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
Kalman launches a bomb at the one in the back.
Bomb: 1d20 + 4 + 4 ⇒ (12) + 4 + 4 = 20
Damage: 1d6 + 4 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 + 4 = 11
"I hope this finds you well."
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
Kalman drinks his mutagen.(+4 to dexterity).
"Yum. That was delicious!"
I take a -2 to wisdom.
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
Bomb: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11
Damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10
Kalman chucks a bomb."I hope that lands."
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
"This is no time for napping everyone! Kalman tries to make a joke.
He gets ready to throw bombs when they are closer.
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
Im still holding to attack
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
"When these things are in range I will bomb them into the afterlife, but until them I think I will brew myself a dose of mutagen."
Kalman pulls out his alchemist kit and begins working on a mutagen.
Wait to get closer and we will see if my bombing skills have improved.
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 19
"Has anyone seen Jasmine? I know she's around here."
Kalman looks around aimlessly."If you need me, I'll be searching for Jasmine."
Sorry late to the party.
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
99740
5
Profession Scribe: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14
Grand Lodge
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
I'll take a spot for part 2.
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
Burnt yeti, is great.
"I told you I would not blow anyone up. That yeti smelled great!"
Kalman laughs hysterically.
Well I won't blow anyone up on purpose, at least. My bombs do have a mind of their own. Ah until next time.
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
99740
5
Kalman Dorn
Grand Lodge
Profession:Scribe: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
I don't want to know what he smells like burnt, just the yeti. Lol.
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
Bomb: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (12) + 4 = 16
Kalman targets the square behind the yeti.
"WATCH OUT!. Kalman throws his bomb with wild abandonment.
"I can't wait to smell that burning fur.". Kalman laughs hysterically.
Targeting the square behind the yeti for splash damage of 6.
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
Kalman shakes off the altitude fatigue."What did I miss?
"Has anyone seen Jasmin? She's about this big." Kalman uses his hands and makes a shape of a vial in the air. As he does he looks at the other Pathfinders and searches through the vials on his person. "Hide and seek is her favorite game."
Kalman turns his gaze to the yeti."Look it's a yeti." Kalman points at the yeti.
"Has anyone ever smelled burnt yeti fur. I imagine it is absolutely fantastic. On that note, everything be step aside so I can bomb the yeti. We don't want anyone else to get hurt."
Kalman prepares a dose of mutagen in case he cannot use a bomb.
I would throw a bomb, but some of you would also get hit.
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
You just made my day. Thanks for having me back.
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
Kalman laughs loudly."At least it wasn't me this time."
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
"I think it is also obvious. Flying would be a great skill right now.". Kalman cracks a smile.
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
Kalman once again throws a bomb."Jasmine will hit her target."
Target square behind so only splash damage. Bomb minimum is 6.
Bomb: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24
Kalman laught loudly as his target burns.
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
Kalman realizes his bomb missed its mark."I do apologize. My aim must need some improvement."Or the dice gods need to bless us.
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
Misfire: 1d8 ⇒ 4
1 – Falls short (straight line towards the thrower.)
2 through 8 – Count around the target creature or grid intersection in a clockwise direction.
Then, count a number of squares in the indicated direction equal to the number of range increments thrown. The thrown object lands that number of spaces away from the target.
Formulae Lvl1 4/4 Male CN human Alchemist 1 | HP:9 | AC:14, Touch:14, FF:10 +4Dex) | F:3 R:6 W:0 | CMB:-2 | CMD: 12 | Speed 30ft |
"Stand back."Kalman seems as though he is giving his bomb a pep talk.
"I hope you enjoy my bomb friend, Lucile." Kalman targets the grid behind as not to catch anyone with splash damage.
Bombs away: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5Dice module not cooperating.
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