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After much debate, I have decided to tell the short story regarding my alias.

When I joined these boards I decided I needed a less silly alias than I had used previously. So, I basically took my initials and added my birthday (03/31). And then I found five dollars.

As for avatars, I've had a few.

BEEES!!!! CURSE YOU COSMO!!!!!

What is the Whispering Tyrant's favorite flavor of Ice Cream?

Same question for the Runelords, Nex and Geb?

Is it true that any of these individuals can be "bribed" with said ice cream?

I am currently planning a rant about buses. Time: TBD.

I have returned....with no new rants. Sorry.

Wow...+4 rant points.

+2 rant points

Ok so spotty means "$50 for unlimited Internet for one month while you are only there for two weeks". Fortunately, I am "borrowing" someone's account. Unfortunately, I don't have a new rant.

I blame Cosmo for lack of internets.

I also blame Cosmo for not favoriting my last post in this thread.

Orthos wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

Ross Byers wrote:

Gary Teter wrote:

What's the stupidest thing I'm teaching my son that I'm completely unaware of?

Laundry and dishes are done by other people?

I'm confused. Mikey does the laundry.

Standing on that top rung is not safe. >.>

You can't explain unsafe to a toddler.

This is false. You can explain it, but it does not imply that they have to listen.

*JMD031 drops keys to fishbowl on ground and leaves thread*

Thanks. Also, woo hoo! Temporary internets!

Good news. Internets will be "spotty". This is good news in comparison to "no internet". So, keep this thread alive.

I purchased a new one.

I blame Cosmo for annoying commercial jingles.

Except V doesn't have any offensive spells prepared. Can't find the comic but he mentioned that he has "turned over a new leaf".

Nope, just your average every year training for being in the reserves.

Actually, it is a bad dragon. It's also a pretty tough one.

Ah, responses!

I was going to have them earn their first tier by the end of the first book and I was going to do it by one of three ways: Fighting a Savage Dinosaur on the island; Finding an ancient set of weapons that appear to be "normal"; and one other way that I haven't quite figured out.

Where does it mention how to remove the island's curse?

My friends and I played a one shot game where we made 20th level characters to fight a Great Wyrm Red Dragon. The encounter was a third party book by Interaction Point Games link here. I highly suggest it.

Anyways, I made a Admixture Sub-Specialist Wizard who could turn all of his spells into another element if he wanted to and because I wanted to be a spell caster. The rest of the party included a ranger, another wizard and a fighter.

So I'm normally the guy who runs the games and it's been a while since I played a character so I was really, really rusty. Let's just say I died...twice and I made a lot of tactical errors. But overall it was a fun time.

So the person who A. did the most damage and B. survived the whole encounter was my brother who played the fighter. This was interesting to me as lots of people make a big deal that melee characters get overshadowed by spellcasters at higher levels. I think it's more about how the player behind the character than the character on the sheet. But whatever, we had a good time and killed a Dragon.

Oh, also, the Ranger was "working for the Dragon" and when both of the Spellcasters were dead he decided to attack the fighter...and then proceeded to become very dead. The Vital Strike feat chain is awesome. And we all had a good time.

Yes.

Third Base!

I blame Cosmo for causing my iPad to have a bad "logic board". What do you have against logic Cosmo?

The hiatus hasn't started yet....

My iPad broke. =(

JMD031 wrote:

Bogan = Redneck. Got it.

I still don't know what Ocker means.

Ocker hmmm

Adventures of Barry Mckenzie - Trailer .

Monty Python - Bruce .

The Philosopher's Song - Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl.

Star Wars Downunder Trailer .

Not sure if we have an American equivalent of someone like that. I mean we have beer swilling individuals who live in the woods but not sure what we call them.

JMD031 wrote:

My iPad stopped working =(.

BUY A NEW ONE!

I'm probably going to have to.

Bogan = Redneck. Got it.

I still don't know what Ocker means.

Crystal is a Vampire. Give her a steak!

My iPad stopped working =(.

I blame Cosmo for making my iPad no longer work.

I blame Cosmo for not having something to blame him for in a while.

I knew Sutter wasn't a monster.

Just an FYI, I will be on a brief hiatus during the month of September while I'm on my Annual Training. I'll be sure to build up some rants to share when I get back. Until then I hope to have a rant or two before I leave.

Anyone know of where I can find adventures that take place in the Mwangi Expanse besides the Serpent's Skull AP as I'm trying to include more adventures into the AP?

Sandwiches are delicious. I refuse to believe that someone does not eat them.

Stay calm and Blame Cosmo

That's not long enough...

I'm assuming that there was some kind of substance use induced coma involved.

Necromancy is awesome.

Wow, and I thought Malak was cold blooded.

Is it really "overheard" if you quote yourself?

I blame Cosmo for not allowing me the opportunity to blame him in person.

No comments on the two new rants? I see a few favorites but no comments.

And with that the list is complete. I'll now start ranting about things as they come up. Most likely will rant at least once or twice a page in this thread or more as I see fit. I highly encourage others to produce their own rants and earn points!

Welcome back rant fanatics. I’m thinking I’m going to stick with that because if you are still reading these I don’t think there is any other name for you. Anyways, this rant is about Produce bags. You know which ones I’m talking about, those ones at the grocery store that are such a (expletive deleted) pain in the (expletive deleted) to open. Like your 5 year old could do it and suffocate themselves on the bag, but you’ll spend 20 minutes trying to open the (expletive deleted) bag and look like a (expletive deleted) idiot doing so. It’s like those (expletive deleted) “child-proof” caps on medicine bottles, but that is a rant for another time. Another annoying thing about these (expletive deleted) bags is the fact that you can never find them when you need them. Next time you are in the produce section try finding a produce bag for your fruits and/or vegetables. Seriously, try it. It’s like trying to find a (expletive deleted) needle in a haystack. You’ll be by the tomatoes and find a nice couple of ripe ones and think “ok, now I just need one of those produce bags to put these in” and then you’ll spend the next (expletive deleted) 10 minutes trying to find the stupid dispenser. Then when you find the dispenser, you have your hands full so now you have to risk dropping your tomatoes and having them get squished or worse. Then when you finally empty your hands, you can’t (expletive deleted) get the (expletive deleted) bag out of the dispenser because you can’t find the (expletive deleted) end. As I’m looking over this rant, I’m realizing that I’m a lot more angrier about (expletive deleted) produce bags than I originally thought I would be. How wonderful for you all of you readers. Ah (expletive deleted), I’ve ran out of steam for this rant when I commented about how much steam I had. Well that will (expletive deleted) show me. Anyways, rant over.

Tune in next time when I rant about… well I’m not really sure because the list is complete. I did hear something about The DaVinci Code earlier but I’ll be (expletive deleted) if I know anything about that.

Welcome back rant fans! We are almost to the end of the list! This rant is about…Cow Orcers…you gotta be (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted) me? *Sigh* Ok, here goes. What the (expletive deleted) is a Cow Orcer? Is it some kind of cow that orcs things or some kind of Half-Cow Orc who for some reason has a spelling problem? No, it is an attempt to make a pun. I’m guessing this is due to my previous rant about Co-Workers. Ha, ha, ha…very (expletive deleted) funny. How about instead you (expletive deleted) go take a (expletive deleted) curling iron and stick it up your (expletive deleted) and then turn it on. I heard about this this weekend. A woman found out her husband was cheating on her, so she shoved a curling iron up the dude’s (expletive deleted) while he was sleeping and then turned it on. Cooked him from the inside out. True story…and then I found five dollars. Every story is better when you add the phrase “and then I found five dollars” at the end. By the way, in case you haven’t (expletive deleted) figured it out yet, but I have decided to just randomly say various things that are coming into my mind. I might as well because what the (expletive deleted) could I say about (expletive deleted) Cow Orcers that I haven’t already said. Oh wait, I just came up with another one…THEY DON’T (expletive deleted) EXIST!!!! Yeah, take that mysterious person who suggested this topic. I’m really showing you. I guess. What the (expletive deleted) ever. You think you are so clever? You try coming up with a better rant about Cow Orcers. I (expletive deleted) dare you. I (expletive deleted) double dog dare you…with a cherry on top. Yeah, now you are in a pickle. Good luck with your rant, Ranty McRantpants. And on that note, this rant is (expletive deleted) over.

Join me next time when I rant about…Produce bags. Since this will be the last rant for the list and it was suggested by Mrs. JMD031, I won’t say any (expletive deleted) expletive deleteds…(expletive deleted)!

Special Gen Con Treat!

Not one, but two rants incoming!

Hello everyone. I'm cleaning out the closets and making room for new Pathfinder products. Most of this stuff is old 3.5 DnD books and old World of Darkness books. PM me if interested and I'll email you the list. I'm also getting rid of some Warhammer 40k Minis and can provide a detailed list if need be. Act now and receive a 5% discount!