At this point, with the release of pf2, my interest is pf1 is minimal so I’ll just bow out. Thanks for the fun while it lasted everyone!
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"EHHHLLLLOOOOOO!!!!! FIIIIIIISHHHHH FOLKKKKKK???? WHEEEERRREE AAAAARRRRRREEEEEE YYYYOOOOOUUUUUUUU??????" Ivan yells at the top of his lungs before dunking his head underwater and repeating it, producing many, many bubbles in the process.
I say we do that then.
Ivan jumps over board after making sure he has a dry load cartridge loaded up.
"Maybe find out vye zee dragon is so angry vith them?" Ivan says as he takes a seat on a barrel, "and try not to die of course." he adds.
"Corskadai are you and your dino able to do a little scouting for us before we all head in the water?"
"Eh... Vell not anymore, I shared my last elixer vith you my dear."
"At ziss point I vould be okay vith fish folk blood on my hands if it means my blood vill stay in me." he says rubbing his head where it crashed into the ship. He then swipes his cup back from Nerrot and flicks his forehead, "Give it back yee wee git!"
Ivan stumbles back to the top of the deck, "I never zot I vould have to say this but remind me to never threaten a dragon? Ivan needs a drink." he groans as he grabs his cup and fills it with his cider, draining it, and filling it again. "So vat happened? Do vee get to loot zee sunken ship?"
Ivan awakes, seeing birds and bells in his vision,"And I shed, Zee Ivan is no shpicy..." he mumbles with a slurring in his speech as Nerrot patches him up a bit.
Ivan slowly creeps down below deck if he can....
"Oh Dear... Did I say blast a hole? Did I say too spicy? how foolish of Ivan.... I simply meant too sweet hahahaha not too spicy... I have this mead here, would you like some? it is quite sweet yes?" Ivan says visibly sweating as he tries to placate the dragon.
but somehow manages to let out a continuous fart during his entire appology that continues on for several seconds.
Ivan moves his hand to his pistols grip, "I vould be far too spicy for you your grace. I might blow a hole through your throat on the way down." he says with wink and sly grin.
In preparation for the dragon Ivan spent most of the day loading bits of Mindy into paper carteridges, and made sure his pistol was loaded with one as well.
"Miss Yavonn, you are up..." he whispers to her with a smile.
Ivan dons the Dark blue artillerist uniform then grabs the jeweled codpiece, "I sink ziss ties the whole outfit togezer nicely yes?" he says as he straitens the codpiece awkwardly.
"Capitan Lightening Queen it is zen!! Ven do vee depart?"
[b"]Vere... did zat bullet go... I have only nine and forty now...."[/b] there is a filthy thief aboard!!!
"I am not usually zee best at zee diplomancing... unless it involves gunfire of course eh Capitan?" Ivan says in response to the question.
We have everyone we have mustered.
"I vill never remember zose names I am afraid. Instead, I am sinking Corky and....Doory. Yesss zat vill do nicely." Ivan says, shaking Corskadai's hand and getting his own mug out for some of Yvonne's grog."If you please Miz Yavonn?"
Picking back up tommorow yes?
sounds great!
So it sounds like we are ready to proceed with Mort's Maritime funeral and head to port?
@Yvonne, any luck on your friend as a 6th? otherwise I have one more willing 6th whose waiting to pull the trigger until I've heard from you.
@GM, Are we still here?
I'm all for keeping you on, that brings up to 5 with 2 potential fillins for a 6th I think.
Ok so just to recap our party is: Ivan
I have one more friend willing to jump in if we want to be back at 6 strong.
well good news, I have 2 friends who are willing to join! I sent them the link to the thread so the can catch up and they should have characters built over the weekend so maybe the 3 of us can head to port to drop off Nerrott and Lorq and pick up so supplemental crew?
It sounds like we might have lost Nerrott as well? Either way I have a buddy willing to jump in at any time who will build a character based on the party needs. Just say the word and I’ll send him the url.
Well Mort is dead, and it doesn't look like hes coming back. Yvonne mentioned a friend might join us but if we don't hear from GM_Starson by tomorrow i'll shoot them a PM. Worse case scenario i can beg my friend to take over from here when he gets back from paizocon.
"I don't suppose zere iss a blacksmith on board zat could melt her down to bullets...." he mumbles to himself.
"Eh Capitan? I do not sink it vise to cast such.... vealth, out to sea vith dear departed Mort. perhaps zee Chef could veild Mindy in Mort's memory? And Miss Yavonne vould look great in zat mythril breastplate..." Ivan says once he stands up, wringing his hands lecherously while eyeing Morts other belongings.
Spoke to my friend, I guess he did finish it already so it’s just us 4.
Was that fight the end of book 2 or beginning of book 3? I might have an irl friend who has only played parts 1 and 2 who may be able to join us.
a switch hitting skill monkey ranger sound like exactly what we need.
Ivan clambers back up on the ship with Nerrot and Yvonne, then plops on deck, splayed out gasping for breath. "Vat...vas...GASP... zat!? GASP Did it kill COUGH Mort???"
Ivan pulls out his elixir of swimming and downs it, "I vas saving ziss for saving my own arse, but Miss Yvonnes is nice enough!" he says as cuts his rope loose and dives in after her and Randu.
Ivan watches Yvonne expertly ascend the riggings. Not bad miss Crownsilver... he thinks as he looks up.
"I only spveak zee love languages my dear, i do apologize!" Ivan says sarcastically as he tries to cover his eyes to see the thing a little better.
after the night of drinking, Ivan spends half the day in his hammock sleeping his hangover off, getting up every few hours to down another cup of ale. ------ When the captain gives her orders he heads below deck to secure all his belongings, "Vouldn't vant zee cask of ale to break eh? Vee'll need somesing to drink after ziss storm haahahaaha" he laughs on his way below. after a few minutes securing everything he will load his pistol with a dry load cartridge and make sure his 2 elixirs of swimming are easily accessible, and secured. He'll also make sure his waterskin is full of ale, "If it iz raining, zerr vill vee plenty of fresh water." he says to Mort. Once all that is done Ivan will follow Morts lead and secure himself to a length of rope along the rail.
Ivan will swim back to the ship and break out his cask of mead, "A gallon of zee finest Mead on zee ship for us yes?" he exclaims and he break out some mugs.
Now that the combat is over, Ivan remembers his swimming lessons and swims up to the top with ease.
Ivan tries to stay afloat,
but continues to sink. Seeing his Trusty chef in the claws of the giant crab Ivan aims his pistol and fires, while holding his breath.
Dry Load: A firearm loaded with this ammunition still takes the –2 penalty on attack rolls when fired underwater for every 5 feet of water the bullet passes through, in addition to the normal penalties to range. When firing a dry load cartridge underwater or in an airless environment, a misfire that results in a firearm explosion occurs normally.
Figure I should let everyone know as its imminent: My wife and I are expecting our first child any day now and will be induced in 10 days if she doesn't pop by then. I expect I'll be able to post here in discussion to let you know when i'll be AFK for a few days. that being said I've left some botting instructions in my profile and hopefully wont be sidelined for more than a day or 2!
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