I M Weasel's page

I AM WEASEL!!!!

I M Weasel!

*am weasel*

Note - I am sorry to insult any weasels out there. I like you and respect you.

Noted. Enthusiastically, for I M Weasel!

I need to drive to San Antonio, rip some faces off, and then go say hi to Mairkurion.

Hopefully, I won't get arrested.

Why would you get arrested for saying hi to Mairkurion? Is it illegal in his neck of the woods for members of the mustelidae family to speak? If so, I M never going there. Wherever it is.

Squirrel!!! i meant Fart!!!

I M smelling squirrel farts.

*hides his nuts from the squirrel swarm*

I M not impressed.

Been applying to jobs nonstop. Haven't heard anything back yet, but I've been applying for a while now.

After listening to some weasel stomping day by weird al, I feel better, but I'm still mad about what was said and what was implied.

I M not able to approve of this song.

I M Winning!

I M banning the Mystic Lemur for failing to be a Scientific Lemure.

I M Weasel thinks it was perfectly clear.

*chases birds*

I M Weasel's middle name is M!

I M banning The Vicious Chicken of Bristol for trying to find the dragon pudding.

I M Weasel likes chocolate milk. You can keep the gold star.

I M Weasel.

I M Weasel says you are banned.

I M banning Conman because his words are not worth the phosphor they are displayed upon.

I M Weasel is concerned. Hacksaw was not doing an impression. Or an impersonation. He was simply yelling "HOOOO!"

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gran rey de los surround sound wrote:

gran rey de los stereo wrote:

gran rey de los ninja wrote:

Flying Things wrote:

Adequate Duck wrote:

gran rey de los nekkid wrote:

gran rey de los everything wrote:

gran rey de los bacon wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

gran rey de los everything wrote:

D) I win.

And again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

Quack.

*tappy tappy tap*

And again.

And again.

And again.

Once more.

Hooooooooo!

And again.

Epic Nose-Hair Lady.

I M Weasel is smarter than Wile E Coyote, so instead of ACME I buy MACE and hit the DJ-RoadRunner in the head. The win is mine now.

I M Winning!

I M Weasel bans Alitan for being correct.

I M banning DJ-Bogie for pointing out Gruumash .'s sensitive head. You know that is his one weak spot and was hiding it from his enemies. Now you have exposed it and he is vulnerable.

Higg's Bosun.

I M Weasel is glad that DJ-Bogie could see that he didn't need to be nasty to win.

DJ-Bogie is banned for thinking I M an expert in squirrel maladies.

I M Weasel bans the Grey Squirrel for taunting the werewoof. Also for looking too much like a bat.

I M Weasel bans DJ-Bogie for punning.

I M Bard?

I M Weasel thinks you should name him I M Weasel.

I M Weasel is confused by the werewoof.

I M Weasel believes that this weasel is the winner.

I M Weasel bans PirateDevon.

I M Weasel bans PirateDevon for thinking I would slap anyone in the ban.

I M Weasel bans DJ-Bogie for thinking I need to be banned for long periods of time.

I M Weasel bans DJ-Bogie for pointing out that I didn't notice I was top of page.

I M Weasel bans zylphryx for making me want fried calamari.

DJ-Bogie is banned because I M Weasel!

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There was a Star Wars franchise? I only remember there being three films released between 1977 and 1983, along with some toys. Since then, nothing. Not one little thing Star Wars related. Nope, nothing at all.

As for Harry Potter, never heard of her.

I M Weasel's turn to count:

110000 = 48

I M Weasel says 33

Tinnitus?

Sorry, I only have lead-itis. Try back next week, after we get our next delivery.

Ye go ti ackbwards.

Pangolins our puffings thiw noise gobs.

I M Weasel thinks you sound as though you have a cold. Do you need some tissues so you can clear your sinuses?

I don't believe in Batman.

I M Weasel says that Batman believes in you. Batman Weasel, on the other hand, believes that puffins are nothing more than penguins with plastic surgery.

I'm Batman.

I M Weasel says you are incorrect, sir. I M Weasel is Batman. It says so a few posts up, and if it is on the interwebs then it must be true.

So I say it loud, and I say it proud:

I M BATMAN WEASEL!!!!!!!!!!!!