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Heyou! Runs up (but not too close), ”you need some fixin’ up? You friendly?”

”Someone need to save Grumpy Kitty! Me cannot save him and chase Cursebreaker!”

He then uses quick alchemy to create a lesser elixir of life as a bomb, and throws it at Ferrun.
bomb: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (4) + 15 = 19 against a willing target, it is a hit even on a failure.
healing: 3d6 + 6 ⇒ (2, 3, 1) + 6 = 12
He then runs towards Cursebreaker.

”That was your last mistake, gnome!”

Heyou! pulls out an alchemists fire, and lobs it at the gnome.

bomb!: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (7) + 16 = 23
fire: 2d8 + 1 ⇒ (2, 7) + 1 = 10 plus splash 2 fire, 3 persistent fire

He then giggles, and smolders (but goes out)

persistent: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (16) + 0 = 16

Heyou! moves around to flank the while gnome.
dagger: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (2) + 16 = 18
piercing: 2d4 + 1 ⇒ (2, 2) + 1 = 5

dagger: 1d20 + 16 - 4 ⇒ (17) + 16 - 4 = 29
piercing: 2d4 + 1 ⇒ (3, 1) + 1 = 5

enervation does persistent damage

Heyou! Moves up to flank a gnome and stabs twice.

dagger w/ flank: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (4) + 16 = 20
piecing: 2d4 + 1 ⇒ (3, 4) + 1 = 8

dagger w/ flank: 1d20 + 16 - 4 ⇒ (10) + 16 - 4 = 22
piecing: 2d4 + 1 ⇒ (4, 2) + 1 = 7

Heyou! pulls out a lesser elixir of life, and feeds it to Pazur.
”You costin’ metreasure, Pazzy. But, me need you alive.”

healing: 3d6 + 6 ⇒ (5, 4, 2) + 6 = 17

He then stabs at the dwarf.
dagger: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (13) + 16 = 29
piercing: 2d4 + 1 ⇒ (2, 4) + 1 = 7

Heyou! takes quite a bit less fire damage. He has fire resistance 3. So 6 less and should be at 51 hp, unless grey included the splash, then that's a different instance of damage, as I understand it, and he'd resist all the splash, so 53hp.

"So, fire? You wanna play with fire? Me can get down wit' dat!"

Giggling even as he burns, Heyou! moves up next to Grumpy Kitty, and chucks an alchemists' fire at white.
bomb!: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (11) + 16 = 27
fire!: 2d8 + 1 ⇒ (3, 7) + 1 = 11 2 splash, 3 persistent fire

"Oh, me got one for you, too!" giggles Heyou! as he hurls one at grey.
bomb!: 1d20 + 16 - 5 ⇒ (1) + 16 - 5 = 12 I offer this Hero Point for fiery giggles
bomb!: 1d20 + 16 - 5 ⇒ (11) + 16 - 5 = 22
fire!: 2d8 + 1 ⇒ (1, 2) + 1 = 4 2 splash, 3 persistent fire

He then burns a tiny bit 1 fire after resistance
DC15: 1d20 ⇒ 6

Heyou! moves to feed Pazur a healing elixir.

healing: 3d6 + 6 ⇒ (2, 6, 6) + 6 = 20

He then throws his dagger at the lone dwarf.
dagger: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (2) + 16 = 18
piercing: 2d4 + 1 ⇒ (3, 3) + 1 = 7

”Finish the dwarves! I can handle the traps!”

Heyou! runs around to Ferrun, potentially provoking as he does.

He then heals Ferrun with battle medicine.

(assurance for DC20): 2d8 + 10 ⇒ (2, 7) + 10 = 19

He then pulls out a lesser elixir of life for Ferrun to take.

Heyou! quickly patches up Pazur as best he can.
healing (assurance): 2d8 + 10 ⇒ (1, 1) + 10 = 12

And then he draws and pours an elixir of life down his throat!
healing: 3d6 + 6 ⇒ (6, 2, 6) + 6 = 20

Braver than he should be, Heyou! Moves up and continues the flank train, stabbing black twice.

+1 striking dagger w/ flank: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (8) + 16 = 24 2d4 + 1 ⇒ (4, 3) + 1 = 8
+1 striking dagger w/ flank: 1d20 + 16 - 4 ⇒ (16) + 16 - 4 = 28 2d4 + 1 ⇒ (2, 3) + 1 = 6

”Close the door behind us! In case it gets any ideas ”

Heyou! Moves over and tries to pick the hinges out of the door.
thievery w/ infiltrator picks: 1d20 + 15 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 15 + 1 = 31

Assuming it had to let go of Heyou! to do that

The goblin backs off to let his melee buddies in, since they can do much better than he can with his little dagger. He puts his sling away, and then draws and throws his final moderate dread ampoule

bomb: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (14) + 16 = 30
mental damage: 2d6 ⇒ (4, 1) = 5 Plus 2 mental splash to it, Pazur, Sir Holton, Ferrun, it is frightened 1

Heyou! pulls out his dagger and fails.
interact DC5: 1d20 ⇒ 4

He tries again and this time gets it out.
interact DC5: 1d20 ⇒ 13

He then stabs at the creature holding him.
dagger w/ flank: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (7) + 16 = 23
piercing: 2d4 + 1 ⇒ (4, 4) + 1 = 9

Just in case, Heyou! creates a batch of antidote, drinking one, and offering the other two to his teammates.

"Soon the heroes break the curse,
fix the humans who were worse,
than the goblin, orcs, and cats,
not to mention silly rats!

Me not know what day will bring,
but rest assured, will be a thing!"

Heyou! is most definitely ready to get going, as he attempts to inspire his team!

Heyou! pulls out his sling, while keeping a hand free for bombs, and loads it.

before... during the refocusing time?
Heyou! patches everyone up with his ward medic skill.
Assurance for a DC20 healing: 2d8 + 10 ⇒ (7, 8) + 10 = 25

"Angry Kitty... I still have two elixirs of life you could drink, if you'd like."
Though a LoH for 24hp should put you pretty close to full?

now...

"Well, here we go! Me not got too many bombs left, so you gonna have t mostly do it without me!"

"Go Grumpy Kitty!" chears on Heyou! as runs up to heal Ferrun.

Assurance for 20 on battle medicine
healing: 2d8 + 10 ⇒ (3, 1) + 10 = 14

He then loads his sling.

"Wait, me shouldn't use my dagger."

Heyou! draws his sling, loads it, and whips a bullet at the ooze.
sling!: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (3) + 12 = 15
bludgeoning: 1d6 ⇒ 1

"Pazur! You don't look good!"

Heyou! runs around to get next to the catman, and slaps some healing tinctures onto him.
battle medicine, DC20, w/ assurance: 10 + 10 = 20
healing extraordinaire (with only a little night soil): 2d8 + 10 ⇒ (1, 2) + 10 = 13 ew...

He then draws his dagger.

"No, fire no can go out! Burn, white oozies!"

Heyou! moves around to get a better line, and chucks another alchemist's fire at white.
bomb!: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (19) + 13 = 32
fire: 2d8 + 1 ⇒ (4, 4) + 1 = 9 plus 3 persistent fire, 2 fire splash on all three plus Sir Holton.
pretty sure none of that is doubled because of crit immunity

He then throws another fire bomb at yellow.
bomb!: 1d20 + 13 - 5 ⇒ (14) + 13 - 5 = 22
fire: 2d8 + 1 ⇒ (2, 3) + 1 = 6 plus 3 persistent fire, 2 fire splash on white, Sir Holton, and Ferrun

”Pazzy! No!” yells the goblin medic, as he throws a bomb at the white blobby, trying to avoid hitting Pazur.

bomb, range (cover): 1d20 + 13 - 2 ⇒ (14) + 13 - 2 = 25
fire!: 2d8 + 1 ⇒ (6, 7) + 1 = 14 2 splash to it and Sir Holten, 3 persistent to it.

He then slaps together a minor elixir of life, and chucks it at Pazur..
healing bomb : 1d20 + 13 - 5 ⇒ (14) + 13 - 5 = 22
healing: 1d6 ⇒ 6

”Come here, Pazzy! I can heal you!”

"OW! Stupid jelly. I gonna BURN you!"

He steps back, and throws an alchemist's fire at the blackish one.
bomb: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (7) + 13 = 20
fire!: 2d8 + 1 ⇒ (3, 1) + 1 = 5 plus 2 splash and 3 persistent. And Ferrun takes 2 splash.

"We need a FIREBALL!" he yells as he chucks another fire bomb.
bomb: 1d20 + 13 - 5 ⇒ (19) + 13 - 5 = 27
fire!: 2d8 + 1 ⇒ (6, 8) + 1 = 15 plus 2 splash and 3 persistent. And Ferrun takes 2 splash.

"Me got two elixirs, so drink up. Plus me can make two more, and battle medicine if folks not been patched up yet. Let's keep going!"

When the dinosaur goes goes down, Heyou! looks at it, and his first question is ”You gonna eat that?”

"Wow, it IS tough." agrees the little goblin.

He looks at his little dagger, and the elixir that has not been consumed. He steps up next to Ferrun, pours the elixir into the cat's mouth.
healing: 3d6 + 6 ⇒ (3, 4, 6) + 6 = 19

He then throws another fire bomb at the dino, mumbling, "Fire always works."

bomb: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (19) + 13 = 32 w00t!
fire: 2d8 + 3 ⇒ (8, 1) + 3 = 12 2 splash, but no added persistent damage

”I got you, Grumpy Kitty!”

He moves up and slaps some poultices onto Ferrun.
Battle Medicine, assurance. DC20: 10 + 10 = 20
Healing: 2d8 + 10 ⇒ (7, 1) + 10 = 18

He then pulls an elixir of life out for Ferrun to grab.

Watching the dino burn, Heyou! moves up and chucks another bomb! This time he goes with bottled lightning, hoping to get the beast flatfooted.

bomb!: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (14) + 13 = 27
electricity: 2d6 ⇒ (3, 1) = 4 plus 2 electricity splash and flatfooted on a hit

He then draws his dagger.

Heyou! decides to try and slow the Dino down with a frost vial. ”Sorry kitties!”

bomb!: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (15) + 13 = 28
cold: 2d6 ⇒ (1, 1) = 2 And -10 speed, and 2 splash

He then throws a dread ampoule to scare it.
bomb!: 1d20 + 13 - 5 ⇒ (20) + 13 - 5 = 28
Mental: 2d6 ⇒ (2, 4) = 6 12, and Frightened 2 with the crit, and 2 mental splash.

The Dino and both cat folk take the splash

He then steps back.

"Here I come, Gumpy Kitty!!!" yells out the goblin as he closes and start chucking bombs!

He starts by throwing his stand-by, the alchemist's fire!
bomb vs dino!: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (19) + 13 = 32
fire!: 2d8 + 1 ⇒ (3, 1) + 1 = 5 2 splash, 3 persistent

He then draws his dagger.

"Yeah! Let's watch it! We followed it this far!"

Heyou! bounces after Cursebreaker, excited to see what the golem is going to do. Of course, after a short time the excitement turns to tedium...

”Um, is that what we wanted to do?”

Heyou! watches with growing excitement. ”Great idea, Pazzy!”

Seeing that Ferrun is pretty banged up, Heyou! chooses not to throw another bomb. Besides, they were already both burning!

Instead, he tries to patch up Grumpy Kitty.
battle medicine with assurance succeeds at the DC 20
healing : 2d8 + 10 ⇒ (7, 4) + 10 = 21

He the pulls out an elixir of life, feeding it to Ferrun.
lesser elixir of life: 3d6 + 6 ⇒ (6, 6, 5) + 6 = 23

Dagger back in his hand, Heyou! decides to through a bomb at black, to get them both burning.
bomb!: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (20) + 13 = 33
Fire!: 2d8 + 1 ⇒ (1, 4) + 1 = 6
12 fire with the crit, 2 splash to both fiends and cat folk, 6 persistent fire to black

He then steps forward and chucks his dagger at red.
+1 returning dagger: 1d20 + 13 - 4 ⇒ (11) + 13 - 4 = 20
piercing: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

"Fire always works!" cries out Heyou! as he starts his bombing run.

First he chucks a bomb at the red fiend, and then throws his dagger at black.
bomb! vs red: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (16) + 13 = 29
fire!: 2d8 + 1 ⇒ (7, 6) + 1 = 14 2 fire splash, 3 persistent fire

dagger vs black: 1d20 + 13 - 4 ⇒ (9) + 13 - 4 = 18
piercing: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

while healing
"Can anyone tell me what this spear does?" magic spear taken from a cultist

now

"Hey! We should check out this door!" calls out Heyou! as he shuffles over to the double doors in the room that they were in.

I have enough for another fight. 5 bombs plus 2 reagents. That should be plenty.

"I have you're back, Ferrun! Who else got hurt? Wait! I did!"

Heyou! starts treating both Ferrun and himself (ward medic).
crafting for medicine, w/ assurance, DC20 on Ferrun : 10 + 10 = 20 healing: 2d8 + 10 ⇒ (6, 5) + 10 = 21
crafting for medicine, w/ assurance, DC20 on Heyou!: 10 + 10 = 20healing: 2d8 + 10 ⇒ (1, 6) + 10 = 17

"There, that is MUCH better. Sorry about the poltice, Grumpy Kitty, it may have gone a little off."

Heyou! Steps back, and chucks another bottled lightning!
bomb vs fiend: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (12) + 13 = 25
electricity: 2d6 ⇒ (1, 3) = 4 2 electrical splash, flatfooted if hit

He then lobs another bomb, "Sorry, Pazur! I haz elixir of life for you!"
bomb vs FF fiend: 1d20 + 13 - 5 ⇒ (17) + 13 - 5 = 25
fire: 2d8 + 1 ⇒ (6, 5) + 1 = 12 2 fire splash, already burning

He then takes out a moderate elixir of health.

"Ow!" cries out the goblin as he is slashed. He giggles, "Guess you think I deserved that, did you? Me think you gonna burn your way back where you belong!"

With Chivivit out of splash range, Heyou! starts lobbing bombs at the fiend!

He starts by chucking a bottled lightning at the fiend!
bomb!: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (17) + 13 = 30
electricity: 2d6 ⇒ (1, 2) = 3 2 electrical splash, and flatfooted until my next turn if hit

With the fiend now flatfooted, he lobs another bomb, this time his favored alchemist fire!
bomb! vs fiend, FFAC: 1d20 + 13 - 5 ⇒ (20) + 13 - 5 = 28
fire!: 2d8 + 1 ⇒ (5, 3) + 1 = 9 2 fire splash, with the crit it is now persistent fire 6!!! 18 fire with the critical hit as well.

And, finally, he pulls his dagger, and prepares to get hit!

"Back off, Chivvy! I can bomb the fiend!"
Will delay for Chivivit to act - will both this afternoon if needed

"Oh, I am not comfortable with your positioning, my love."

answered in slack

Seeing that they both appear affected, Heyou! tries to get both of the evil cultists (assumed) on fire!

Hoping that since we got surprise she is flat footed
bomb at fiend woman: 1d20 + 13 - 5 ⇒ (14) + 13 - 5 = 22
fire!: 2d8 + 1 ⇒ (5, 5) + 1 = 11 2 splash to her, the man, and the catfolk, 3 persistent fire

That's 4 fire splash to Pazur, 2 fire splash to Ferrun in the two attacks.

"Oh! Sorry friends! Gotta kill the fiend!

Heyou! moves up, giggling to himself as he starts chucking bombs! First one goes at the human, and is a fire bomb (of course!).

bomb at human!: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (10) + 13 = 23
fire!: 2d8 + 1 ⇒ (7, 3) + 1 = 11 Plus 2 splash, and persistent 3 fire

He tries to note whether the fiend is affected by the fire, or not.
holding 1 action for that answer