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*puts on his evil DM horns* I figured out where the party will retrieve the last stone from. If you guys remember my party was making themselves immune to being swallowed whole. Well the last stone is going to be in Tarrasques belly!!! take that you !@#$$%@!$^*&! try to out do me will they.

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Good! Good!!

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My frustration with humanity grows...

TL;DR version: Everyone saw the exception in the California lockdown for "outdoor activities", so people are flocking to parks and beaches in greater numbers than ever before, leading to massive overcrowding.

Yeah. "It's a quarantine! I'm supposed to avoid other people! I know, I'll go to the beach with 10,000 other people! It'll be outdoors, so I'm sure it'll be fine."

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Checks how toilet paper hoard is doing on EBAY, grinds craters together in anticipation.

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Wooohooo! Freehold is on facebook!

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Yes! Let it begin!!

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Good, good! Semanticize yourselves out of existence!! Mwahahahahaha!!!!

Groetus, God of the End Times wrote:

Groetus, Harbinger of Last Days wrote:

Pharasma, Lady of Graves wrote:

Bring it on.

As you wish

Looks suspiciously at the imposter.

So it's come to this

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Pharasma, Lady of Graves wrote:

Bring it on.

As you wish

Looks suspiciously at the imposter.

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Good! Good!! Good!!!

C'mon! The end times are fun!... For me.

Groetus, God of the End Times wrote:

I look better as a blackhole anyway.

Oh, you're still around, G-man! :)

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Excellent!

I look better as a blackhole anyway.

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Good! Good!

Chromantic Durgon <3 wrote:

Pharasma going insane or the Rovagug getting out, now that sounds like an apocalypse scenario to me.

A Heaven vs Elysium good guys civil war would be neat if executed well.

Good! Good!

Grinds craters together with anticipation.

Grinds craters together in anticipation.

Good! Good!

WHAT HAPPENS IF SKELD STOPS HIS SUBS THIS WILL BE A DISASTERPIECE WE ARE NOT READY!

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