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72 posts. Alias of Tin Foil Yamakah.


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I approve of this game, now where did i put that meteor swarm scroll...


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Limeylongears wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Bring back the Rods, Staves, and Wands saving throw!
"OH NOZ FAILED AGAIN"

Bah that one is easy, It was breath weapon that was a b!$@%


clack-clack-clack-PINGziiip-clack-clack-clack...yer darn tootin


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Long rant about how todays youth are playing the game wrong, blames computer games.


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Why would anyone pay when Spotify, Pandora, and YouTube are things?

Well we didn't have spotify, pandora or youtube way back yonder in aught 6.


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Puts horn to ear Whad doya want you damn ingrates


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Celestial Healer wrote:

So, a few pages back we were discussing the Olive Garden, and it happens I went there this evening. Food was decent.

Anyway, they now have these touch screens at every table where you can order drinks, pay your bill, or play games. They are not subtle - they are bulky devices that take up serious real estate on the table.

And really, nothing says "elegant dining experience" like TVs at every table. I just can't fathom the thought process there.

I'll tell ya the problem, it's these g%$%*&n kids of today with their g!+!#~n faces buried in their g@!&%*n fancy phones and such, back in my day I would have gotten a hickory switch across my ass for even thinkin about not payin attention to my parents.


Why you good fer nothin...Head explodes in a ball of nerdrage


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You damn kids and your fancy schmancy aliases


Male Human Wizard(Evoker) 3 {HP 18/18 I AC 14 I T 13 I FF 11 I Fort 4 I Ref 5 I Will 5 I Init 4 I Per 2
Izura Selenesh wrote:
And off of your lawn, too, right? ;)

You got that right missy


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Bah...You kids don't know what old is.


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Calls poster an f'in n00b, goes off about how elves were a class in the good old days.


Holy bejeezus Ima seeing things


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Ragadolf wrote:
Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:
Tin Foil Yamakah wrote:
Wow I am such an old man...I am 49 and growing older but not up
Well what do you know. I'm actually younger than someone. (but just barely)

ME TOO! :)

Erm,... 49 and growing older but not up I mean.
Yeah, not the younger part,...

:P

Speak for yourself you bastid...Now how do I get to the bingo hall again.


Sissyl wrote:
"Which of the secret passes was it? Which way did you take to get there?"

Jenny: As you pull out a map, He indicates a mountain on the far side of the soggy swamps. That be the one, The former kingdom of the oozefolk


Jenny the Jellymancer wrote:
"Gurglesplotch... Oh yes, she is one of our great heroes. Of course. Secret path into Boordor, you say?"

Why yes, if it were'nt for Old MoldyHis eyes tear up a bitWeeduh never made it into that forsaken land


Jenny: That's right...maybe theres hope for this generation yet The old coot says as he picks food from his beard.

Of course you oozefolk would remember the heroics of Gurglesplotch Onamanapoeia after all she was the one who showed us the secret route into Boordor


Ranger Alissa wrote:

Where'd you come from old man? You were'nt there a minute ago.

What the...I´ve been sittin here damn near an hour, that's the problem with you young uns today never payin attention

I know weird huh, could'nt have timed get better if we planed it


Jenny: An old coot sitting at the next table overhears you Bah...Just a buncha sabre rattlin if ya ask me. Back in 0T 9 we gave those boys a whoopin they won't soon forget.


BAHHHHHH!....What do you know bout lawns


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You kids come on over, I baked you some cookies


These kids today are spoiled. When i was young, I had a blinfdold on and was spun around 3 times before I got a swing at the pinata.


Oh


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Posts perfect Avatar with no response in the hope of getting at least 27 likes to justify his sad existence


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Freehold DM wrote:
I usually do midnight to 7 or so.

You damn kids with your late hours *Shakes Fist

I usually head to bed around 10 or 10:30 and get up at 5:30 on weekdays. Sadly I cannot sleep in on weekends anymore I rarely sleep past 8


Male Human Wizard(Evoker) 3 {HP 18/18 I AC 14 I T 13 I FF 11 I Fort 4 I Ref 5 I Will 5 I Init 4 I Per 2

Well real life always trumps RPG's, so good luck in grad school. Would you mind marking this campaign as inactive


Male Human Wizard(Evoker) 3 {HP 18/18 I AC 14 I T 13 I FF 11 I Fort 4 I Ref 5 I Will 5 I Init 4 I Per 2

Bah...Back to hell with you foul creatures...Azram Umbroch

*2 bolts of force hit the one Gregor attacked*

Thwack: 2d4 + 4 ⇒ (3, 2) + 4 = 9


Male Human Wizard(Evoker) 3 {HP 18/18 I AC 14 I T 13 I FF 11 I Fort 4 I Ref 5 I Will 5 I Init 4 I Per 2

Knowlegde Planes: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 9 = 10 to Identify


Male Human Wizard(Evoker) 3 {HP 18/18 I AC 14 I T 13 I FF 11 I Fort 4 I Ref 5 I Will 5 I Init 4 I Per 2

*Breathing Heavily*

Why you....little eggplant, I ought to.....turn you into a frog.....Now return Master Gregors wares at once...

Aid for Intimidate: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8


Male Human Wizard(Evoker) 3 {HP 18/18 I AC 14 I T 13 I FF 11 I Fort 4 I Ref 5 I Will 5 I Init 4 I Per 2

I have invisibility, I just seem to have misplaced it...bah...How about a nice meteor swarm


Male Human Wizard(Evoker) 3 {HP 18/18 I AC 14 I T 13 I FF 11 I Fort 4 I Ref 5 I Will 5 I Init 4 I Per 2

Perhaps I could prevent him from going in....Innyohkmazzmapati

*Casts Wall of Force in front of the hobbit*

Hmmm...the magical eminations from the dim forest must be interfering with my magic...try and knock him out


Male Human Wizard(Evoker) 3 {HP 18/18 I AC 14 I T 13 I FF 11 I Fort 4 I Ref 5 I Will 5 I Init 4 I Per 2

Knowledge: Nature: Dim Forest: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (14) + 8 = 22

*quietly to party*

"Don't let him get in there, There are bad evil things that lurk in those woods"


Male Human Wizard(Evoker) 3 {HP 18/18 I AC 14 I T 13 I FF 11 I Fort 4 I Ref 5 I Will 5 I Init 4 I Per 2

Ah yes, Variel we will not abandon you

*Heads off towards Variel....and glory*


Male Human Wizard(Evoker) 3 {HP 18/18 I AC 14 I T 13 I FF 11 I Fort 4 I Ref 5 I Will 5 I Init 4 I Per 2

*Riding out of the east comes the wizard*

I bring news from the west.....Oh my what was that news, ah yes I have located my spellbook. Now where is that little eggplant, I will read his mind and get to the bottom of this dilemma.

As far as i am concerned, you don't have to post on weekends at all.


Male Human Wizard(Evoker) 3 {HP 18/18 I AC 14 I T 13 I FF 11 I Fort 4 I Ref 5 I Will 5 I Init 4 I Per 2

*I start whistling a strange tune, suddenly a white horse appears*

I must be off, look for me in 5 days as the sun rises in the east[/gandalf]

I will return after the 17th, have fun all


Male Human Wizard(Evoker) 3 {HP 18/18 I AC 14 I T 13 I FF 11 I Fort 4 I Ref 5 I Will 5 I Init 4 I Per 2

I've got it!

*He begins waving his hands around in strange arcane motions*

ZOKHALDOKANOPZARLAKFIMBLEPUTZ

He believes he is casting forcecage around the halfling


Male Human Wizard(Evoker) 3 {HP 18/18 I AC 14 I T 13 I FF 11 I Fort 4 I Ref 5 I Will 5 I Init 4 I Per 2

Bah

Heads out the door

Slow down you whippersnapper

What has the large bear of a man that came in with the halfling been doing this whole time


Male Human Wizard(Evoker) 3 {HP 18/18 I AC 14 I T 13 I FF 11 I Fort 4 I Ref 5 I Will 5 I Init 4 I Per 2

Zok, Haldo, Kanop, Zarlak...Sounds like the incantations of a spell

*Dumps contents of his ancient and somewhat moldy backpack on the table*

Now, where is that book on incantations


Male Human Wizard(Evoker) 3 {HP 18/18 I AC 14 I T 13 I FF 11 I Fort 4 I Ref 5 I Will 5 I Init 4 I Per 2

Wait, you said haldo earlier and now kanop. Where exactly is this haldo kanop?

*He squints his eyes*


Male Human Wizard(Evoker) 3 {HP 18/18 I AC 14 I T 13 I FF 11 I Fort 4 I Ref 5 I Will 5 I Init 4 I Per 2

@Purple Halfling Now Now put master Gregors stuff back and we can possibly save your hands from the chopping block

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (20) + 7 = 27


Male Human Wizard(Evoker) 3 {HP 18/18 I AC 14 I T 13 I FF 11 I Fort 4 I Ref 5 I Will 5 I Init 4 I Per 2

*Peeks out from under the table*

What's this..Is everyone ok?

*looks around, composes himself*

@Heiwa Threatened... in fact his majesty King Matthias' usual protocol is to have the thieves hand removed

You hear that you little eggplant, now stop this nonsense and return Gregors property at once!


Male Human Wizard(Evoker) 3 {HP 18/18 I AC 14 I T 13 I FF 11 I Fort 4 I Ref 5 I Will 5 I Init 4 I Per 2
The Dragon Master wrote:
He reaches into his bag and whips out a strange looking rod. As he waves it around he turns purple and some of the kegs behind the bar fly into his bag.

I know that spell it's meatier swarm, everyone duck

*Dives under the table*


Male Human Wizard(Evoker) 3 {HP 18/18 I AC 14 I T 13 I FF 11 I Fort 4 I Ref 5 I Will 5 I Init 4 I Per 2

Perception: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21

Spellcraft: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (1) + 10 = 11 to identify spell

Zok is it, Well I assure you good sir that you are not invisible...Unless I can see invisible, can any of you gentlemen see the wee folk over there

*I will point toward the halfling*


Male Human Wizard(Evoker) 3 {HP 18/18 I AC 14 I T 13 I FF 11 I Fort 4 I Ref 5 I Will 5 I Init 4 I Per 2

Well lets see, can't the neeen-jah do the trap thing.

I think Yurian should remain the tank, if we are lucky maybe this unknown player will make a reach cleric, perfect for sitting behind the tank.

Also I did not optimize this character to the max, if I did he would be admixture. I was going for a 1E flavored character


Male Human Wizard(Evoker) 3 {HP 18/18 I AC 14 I T 13 I FF 11 I Fort 4 I Ref 5 I Will 5 I Init 4 I Per 2

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DMDM: FYI, I will be on vacation from May 9th-17th, If this is going to mess up your starting time please feel free to remove me with no hard feelings on my part.


Male Human Wizard(Evoker) 3 {HP 18/18 I AC 14 I T 13 I FF 11 I Fort 4 I Ref 5 I Will 5 I Init 4 I Per 2

*He looks around at all the new arrivals with a look of mild confusion*

Is there to be a tournament today that I am not aware of, Greta why didn't you tell me of this

@Variel again in perfect Elven What's this! Thanopsis has passed on, Impossible I just spoke with him last week...or was it last month, either way... He seems to drift off My name..well that is a bit of a mystery last I heard it was get off my lawn by some angry fellow and what is your name, what brings you so far from illuminor


ClydeMcClod wrote:
If he doesn't have a belt, he tends to forget his pants. :)

Trust me, no one wants to see a nekkid 700 year old 8>)


The Dragon Master wrote:

I like it.

Well there is the drawback forgetful. Every time you are in one place for more than an hour, you roll a wisdom check. If you fail it, you leave a random item. But if you want to homebrew one, I'll consider it.

Maybe use forgetful and add on that he loses track of what year it is and sometimes tries to cast spells he used to be able to but can not anymore.

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