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If your attackers can figure out some way to perform a Spirited Charge through your bathroom wall or into a lake, this situation does look pretty bad for you

starts planning an ambush encounter with a glass/alchemical hybrid golem

Oh yeah...

Rakes.

Everywhere.

spectrophilia

brb buying an EMF meter and transfering OKCupid profile to Ouija format

Lack of consideration for others.

Apathy.

Engorged, rancid, pulsing, bursting pustules.

Emotional unavailability.

Starglyte wrote:

Anything good on Chesed?

OMG!!!!!!

rubs hands together

There's absolutely nothing good about Chesed.

There is fun stuff though. Don't be mad at me though. It is the job of fans to spoil.

Jim is just kidding you. Chesed actually has one of the most positive things in all Numeria: A support group for scarred and traumatized soldiers and crusaders returning from the Worldwound. They're making a real difference, and their doctors are the best in the area.

Requisite thread reaction face

Triops
CR you will not challenge it
XP traumatic
CE Fine Abomination
Init set in motion long before your world solidified; Senses all-around vision, blindsight 60 ft., darkvision 60 ft., feartaste 5280 ft.; Perception +all things

Defense

AC beyond your touch
hp Lovecraft
Fort unchanging, Ref untouchable, Will undeniable
Immune your pleading; Resist your tears
Weaknesses FWS

Offense
Speed always behind you
Melee it is too late for you

Special Attacks existing

Statistics

Str eons-worth, Dex subtle and sudden, Con unchanged by eons, Int vast, Wis inscrutible, Cha terrifying
Base Atk inevitable; CMB invasive; CMD always out of reach
Feats countless, all of them pricking at your skin even now
Skills Perception +44, Stealth +44(+48 inside the corpses they use as fleshbodies to walk amongst you), Swim +44, Knowledge(engineering) +8

Ecology

Environment air ducts, your eyelids
Organization solitary, mated pair, millions swarming over your body
Treasure not worth the cost

Special Abilities

Existing (Su) It is too late for you.

The Ruby Phoenix Tournament module page 2 seems to show Hamyto getting beat.

Also...are there any pictures of the iconics actualy getting whipped?

Just one of them getting spanked so far.

Also in CotC you have both:

** spoiler omitted **

Ezakim wrote:

flips to page 27

>:(

Uh oh, what lurks on page 27?

A personal attack!

flips to page 27

>:(

That was just baaaaaad.

Run As Interpreted!

that feeling when you realize broodmasters can make anthropomorphized mudkips

I would say that the color of light does not effect anything mechanically, and so can be any color you want (except black

Because you'll never want to go into a Calistrian temple ever again.

What does android taste like?

DO A BARREL ROLL

Craft(Performance Art)
Perform(Oldest Profession)
Profession(Craftsman)

casts summon boat swarm

I'm not feeling your beat, Daddy-O.

Kill his character and make a suit out of him!

Has anyone picked up the hardcover edition? I'm donating some more graphic novels to the local library and strongly considering this title for cultural relevance.

Odraude wrote:

and the Judas Breed from Guillermo del Toro's Mimic (Xenopterid in the B4) sends shivers down my spine.

OH GODS THAT'S WHY I RECOGNIZED THE ART ON THAT THING DDD:

plays the spoons

I am a firm believer that humans need to keep control of guns.

MOTHERS AGAINST MEGATRONS

Harsk in Sean Connery's Zardoz costume.

Staring directly at the viewer.

Live with this.

Well, I hope this thread doesn't gain sentience like the last one.

EMET

I've had the benefit of only reading fanfic that's been already recommended to me as good. (For example, the entirety of my Evangelion knowledge comes from a pair of fanfics recommended on TVTropes.) I don't go blindly looking for it hoping to stumble across the good stuff; I let someone else do that for me.

I wholeheartedly recommend that Hulk Hogan/Arcee erotic fanfic not just for its tasteful subtlety but for its honesty.

After a fashion.

Take idyllkin aasimar from Blood of Angels as your race. Then take some appropriate appearance quirks. Apply needed skin color(you're an aasimar, so you get the whole palette). Then pick the right classes and alignments and BAM - you can have all six at one table together.

Don't forget that the Whimsy, Loyalty, and Friendship subdomains are out there now too!

Also, if kobold boons ever happen, there is an option for purple scales in Kobolds of Golarion.

GMs, you're welcome. ;)

Of all the analogies I've used on these boards, that one is probably the one in which I'm most proud.

two black Wii's together.

Hot.

I love how FreeholdDM looks horrified by his own posts now. As if each one was extolling the many accomplishments of Joss Whedon. ;)

I'm in for the forlarren!

Icy's right.

What about something like this:

WARNING - I'M NOT A JERK, SO YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THIS IS A JUMP VIDEO

No it's nooooot. It's perfectly okay to watch on one's phone while in bed.

Thank you for jumping in with that!

Yeah, if you want something a bit more lighthearted but still potentially creepy:

SCP-1196 - The Chairopractors