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165 posts. Alias of Mike Welham (Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012).
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Male Halfling Oracle 8
Moff DM wrote: Pinna wrote: Did F22-H24 move? If so, my action may change. If not, these suckers have 20' reach!
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He did move. They have a 15' reach, but if he didn't move, he'd have to attack through the other dino.
For E. -- There's a 5' space between them. Does that matter?
Thoroar -- You're a bit more than 60' away. I don't think that you can move that far and attack (unless you're using something I'm not aware of.) It's a 5' radius, so they'd have to be adjacent to get both of them. Oh well...
Plus, I'm going to have to check here "manually". The RSS feed has been wonky at best, so I keep missing stuff.
Male Halfling Oracle 8
If the two are adjacent, spray of shooting stars on both. Otherwise, I'll hit the one closest to me.
8d4 ⇒ (3, 4, 3, 2, 3, 4, 4, 1) = 24
(Reflex save DC 19 for half damage)
Male Halfling Oracle 8
"Darn it! I was assured this would work!"
<Looks over at Thoroar>
"Excuse me, can I get something to drink?"
Male Halfling Oracle 8
Moff DM wrote: E. wrote: <Casts dismissal on another yugoloth corpse>
Not sure how serious you are here. But this is not working. At least not any more than the plane is taking care of things anyway... I'm being serious. I thought dismissal might have a chance to remove the bodies, since they don't belong on the plane...in theory.
Male Halfling Oracle 8
<Casts dismissal on another yugoloth corpse>
Male Halfling Oracle 8
Lanwin Fairweather wrote:
Lanwin rolls his eyes at E.'s exuberance. "Fun indeed. The dead yugoloths really brighten the place up."
"Let me try something."
<Casts dismissal on yugoloth corpse>
"Hoepfully, that will help clean things up, and we can better enjoy the party!"
Male Halfling Oracle 8
Will Save: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (12) + 10 = 22
<Joins in the festivities>
"This looks like a fun place!"
Male Halfling Oracle 8
"Demons don't know how to use boats. I'll have to keep that in mind."
<Wanders over to the remains of the building>
Male Halfling Oracle 8
"Why don't you just get back into your river and..." <thinks better of it> "...go back to where you came from?"
Male Halfling Oracle 8
O_O
"That worked? I mean, that worked! Now we need to get the icky things out of here."
<Focuses on making a portal to the Gray Waste>
Male Halfling Oracle 8
Pinna wrote: "Uh, E... are you sure that's where we want to go?" Pinna reaches out and snags Sebastian's arm with her other claw. "Everybody grab the halfling!" "Yes, grab the halfling!!"
<Looks back at Pinna>
"I have a feeling we're meant to go this way, actually."

Male Halfling Oracle 8
Moff DM wrote: Ok people... In the interest of moving on, I'm going to post to help get things moving again. If you feel the need to backtrack a little bit (talk to "5" or something else), I'll let you do that some.
Don't forget that everyone should level up as well
E. takes out the compass and starts looking at/through it trying to determine if the gear fits in the compass somehow when he stops moving. Very quickly he looks like he is starting to fade away -- starting. He's looking a little fuzzy around the edges and some of his extremities are looking a little transparent.
"5" tells the rest of you -- "It looks like your friend has decided to leave this place. You will probably want to go with him. There's no telling where he may end up."
"We cannot thank you enough for what you have done here. Here is some last-minute healing before you go to help you out..." Everyone get 3d8+15 hp back. He then turns to Pinna and hands her a small gear. "If you ever find your way back here, this will help you get whatever you need."
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"This is so incredible! Wheeeeee!"
Male Halfling Oracle 8
Moff DM wrote: E. wrote: Moff DM wrote: E. wrote: "I wonder if it will fit in my compass."
Make a Will save...
That was only somewhat unexpected. :)
Will save: d20 + 9
Good save...
** spoiler omitted **
Male Halfling Oracle 8
Moff DM wrote: E. wrote: "I wonder if it will fit in my compass."
Make a Will save...
That was only somewhat unexpected. :)
Will save: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (19) + 9 = 28
Male Halfling Oracle 8
"Well, I have been told that curiosity is just about the same thing as intelligence. Maybe the gear sung to me...I was drawn to it. Thanks, Ra's-ug, for actually removing it."
<Admires the gear for a moment>
"I wonder if it will fit in my compass."
Male Halfling Oracle 8
I can offer some healing.
Male Halfling Oracle 8
<Without a word>
Grapple check: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13
Male Halfling Oracle 8
"AZTJPK CVLM!"
Will save: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (18) + 9 = 27
Attempt to break the grapple: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11
Male Halfling Oracle 8
Moff DM wrote: Moff DM wrote: E. wrote: Grabs gear ... As soon as you reach for the gear, the BBG takes notice. You try and take the gear but something seems to be anchoring it in place.
strength check -- 1d20
... and it's still in place... I know that it's the last worm's turn, but I want to make sure that E's not going to do anything more and there were a couple of characters who were holding action and want to make sure that I'm good to continue. That was a round's worth of actions, I think. E will keep fiddling with gears until the offending one comes out.
Male Halfling Oracle 8
Moff DM wrote: E. wrote: <Sees Vassago looking at him exasperatedly. Hears "blah blah blah E. E! BLAH BLAH BLAH!">
"Qyx?"
<Checks gear worms emerged from to see if it can be removed>
It should be able to be removed -- actually, with all the parts coming off of the orrery, you're not entirely sure what's keeping it in place. <Grabs gear and makes way carefully over to Vassago>
"TRQ WQ!"
Male Halfling Oracle 8
<Sees Vassago looking at him exasperatedly. Hears "blah blah blah E. E! BLAH BLAH BLAH!">
"Qyx?"
<Checks gear worms emerged from to see if it can be removed>
Male Halfling Oracle 8
Dang herky jerky Paizo RSS feeds!
"RLCWL LRDHBC CRKVL DKG HQBVOD TJCSSAGQQ!"
<Fires crossbow at BBG>
Attack: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (6) + 11 = 17 Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
Male Halfling Oracle 8
Moff DM wrote: E. wrote: Moff DM wrote: BBG tries to do a spell-like ability...
1d20 + 10
And dimension doors on the other side of Elysia and E.
"Why do you attack me? You should be helping me. Do you honestly like this place?"
"XAJN IGQLZ NOLHN, SOX DBO'YZ SZJWE YZQGGD FZQW!"
<5-foot step to Q21, then Jinx on the BBG>
DC 18 Will save. If he doesn't make it, then he is at -1 to saving throws, attacks, and initiative.
I'm assuming that there is no SR with this
1d20 + 6
Correct--no SR for this. :)
Male Halfling Oracle 8
Moff DM wrote: BBG tries to do a spell-like ability...
1d20 + 10
And dimension doors on the other side of Elysia and E.
"Why do you attack me? You should be helping me. Do you honestly like this place?"
"XAJN IGQLZ NOLHN, SOX DBO'YZ SZJWE YZQGGD FZQW!"
<5-foot step to Q21, then Jinx on the BBG>
DC 18 Will save. If he doesn't make it, then he is at -1 to saving throws, attacks, and initiative.
Male Halfling Oracle 8
"IXW IXW IXW CRNQXI CMKBWC!"
<Attacks worm at Q22 with mace>
Attack roll: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19 Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3
On the off chance that kills the worm, 5-foot step to Q22.
Male Halfling Oracle 8
Will save 1: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (18) + 9 = 27
Will save 2: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 29
Male Halfling Oracle 8
"RCO TKT KL CMNB LA ZB WIMYBW?"
<Attacks worm at Q22 with mace>
Attack roll: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22 Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 6
On the off chance that kills the worm, 5-foot step to Q22.
Male Halfling Oracle 8
Hmph. I don't speak gibberish. I have no idea
<Sees weird gear>
This doesn't look like it belongs with the other gears. I'd better take it, so I can check with Number Five.
<Pulls on gear>
what he's talking about.
Male Halfling Oracle 8
O_O
"Oooooh. Svirfneblinium! Let me check!"
<Rummages through yellow creatures' pocketses>
Search: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (14) - 2 = 12
"This pocket lint might come in handy."
Male Halfling Oracle 8
"I can help with some healing as well."
<In a stage whisper to Vassago>
"Why does it sound like you drop the 'd' in 'modron' alot. Does the weird mask make it difficult to pronounce that letter properly?"
Male Halfling Oracle 8
Vassago El-Vecchio wrote: Elysia! Could you come here for a moment, my dear? The nice gentlemen here would like to see an illusion. Do you have anything creative you'd like to show off? Surely you do have something for ... he turns to face the modron ... what is your designation again? I may have not heard you clearly the first time. My apologies.
With all this gesticulation, he mumbles in between pauses the phrases for a message cantrip and touches E. on the shoulder.
** spoiler omitted **
oh gods, the fate of the multiverse is in the hands of crazed halflings.
Vassago refrained from gritting his teeth.
This time.
"Huh, buh, whuh?"
<Emphatically nods>
"Good show, Elysia!"
Male Halfling Oracle 8
Okeedokee
5-foot step to U11, target the modron at X11.
Male Halfling Oracle 8
Reflex save: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22
Yay!
I think E is still out of AoO range, so he's going to let his last Starfury go on the yellow guy
"Èèï"
7d4 ⇒ (2, 4, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3) = 19
Male Halfling Oracle 8
Moff DM wrote: E. wrote: <Moves to T-11>
"Šçúà₩§¿»"
<Spray of shooting stars--only affecting pentadrone>
7d4 (DC 18 Reflex for half)
(Do you need to do a SR check with that?)
Reflex save -- 1d20 + 8 It's a supernatural ability, so I think it bypasses SR.
Male Halfling Oracle 8
<Moves to T-11>
"Šçúà₩§¿»"
<Spray of shooting stars--only affecting pentadrone>
7d4 ⇒ (2, 1, 1, 1, 4, 3, 1) = 13 (DC 18 Reflex for half)
Male Halfling Oracle 8
"Ëäìå œčbñłfß₩¡"
<Moves 5 feet to flank with Pinna and swings mace>
Attack roll:1d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15 Damage:1d6 ⇒ 2
Male Halfling Oracle 8
Male Halfling Oracle 8
"I've heard of rogue modrons, but this is ridiculous!"
Male Halfling Oracle 8
"Surely, we could pay a 1 silver piece fine for each offending item instead?"
Male Halfling Oracle 8
<Lost in thought as to why Pinna thinks it would be a terrible idea for him and Elysia to start up a dire rhea habitat>
"Oh, um..."
Sleight of hand: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7
"What magical devices?"
<Smiles weakly>
Male Halfling Oracle 8
Pinna wrote: E. wrote: "So, do you know something about svirfneblinium?"
O_O
Pinna holds out her bracers for E's inspection. "Is this... uh.. what you said?" "It's not mauve enough, I'm afraid..."

Male Halfling Oracle 8
Elysia Lyon wrote: Sebastian D'Aubergine wrote: Elysia Lyon wrote: "Oh, your armor is so shiny! What do you polish it with? It makes so shimmery patterns in the light!" ^.^ Sebastian flashes a set of pearly white teeth
"I find a rub of fine sand and a finish wash of diluted auqa regia works wonders on rust." Elysia pulls out a small notebook and jots down fine sand and aqua regia.
"Thanks! I don't do a lot of work with base metals, but you never know when that sort of knowledge will come in handy. Maybe someday I'll need to build a really big mirror or something and then that'll be super important information to know. I'm Elysia, by the way, and I'm very pleased to meet you both. It's always such a pleasure meeting new friends. Are you from Toril too? Or somewhere else? Oh, I hope it's somewhere else so you can tell us about somewhere exciting I've never been. It's not as good as visiting in person of course, but still it's better than not hearing about wonderful exciting new places." ^.^ "So, do you know something about svirfneblinium?"
O_O
Male Halfling Oracle 8
"Hey, Pinna, those bracers look mighty...opalescent. They're bracers and not manacles, right? Just checking."
Male Halfling Oracle 8
"What did these 'enemies' look like? They weren't giant mushroom people, were they? I hate those guys. What I mean is, no one has died that I noticed while we've been together. Or are you talking about the w-e-i-r-d guy? Your guess is as good as mine about him."
Male Halfling Oracle 8
Vassago El-Vecchio wrote: {gritting his teeth} "Uh oh. He's having one of his 'moments'. Before long he'll start spouting off in some weird language or other."
Male Halfling Oracle 8
"Yay! New friends! I'm E."
<Shakes Sebastian's and Ra's's hands>
"You'll be pleased to hear that no one has died on our quest so far. Vortic left on his own...I think it was the creepy guy, personally."
Male Halfling Oracle 8
Vassago El-Vecchio wrote: E. wrote: "I really don't like it here. I feel all itchy. I'll wait if you want to, but I'd rather find someplace more...normal?"
We have to collect the first key here on Mechanus. Afterwards, we can leave with no hurries to return. Agreed, little one? "Uh huh."
Male Halfling Oracle 8
"I really don't like it here. I feel all itchy. I'll wait if you want to, but I'd rather find someplace more...normal?"
Male Halfling Oracle 8
Vassago El-Vecchio wrote: Moff DM wrote: Elysia Lyon wrote: "Ooh, I bet they're all different colors! Oh, I hope the pattern it makes is a pretty one. It'd be so disappointing to go to all the trouble of solving the puzzle and then having it turn out to be all monotone and boring..." When the time is right, you two may be the only ones who will be able to assemble this ... puzzle. oh gods, the fate of the multiverse is in the hands of crazed halflings.
Vassago grits his teeth. "I recognize that look!"
Male Halfling Oracle 8
"OK. Sorry, compass. I know I asked you to find me a library, but I really want to go to Regulus, specifically the Modron Cathedral."
<Taps compass>
"Oh, and if there happens to be a library nearby, let me know. It'll be our secret."
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