I'm sure no-ones surprised by this given my posting but I'd feel weird not saying anything. I've tried getting into Dru-head for a while, but I'm just not feeling it with him. So, I want to wish you guys good gaming, and good luck in general!
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Yes.
Potatoes are very serious business.
Cause they fed us first, and they offered us stuff to do things for them. Edit: Stuff like custom fitted neck-sleeve armor.
If I say "I have this other character who really needs to upgrade his AC. It keeps getting hit." can you tell me a newbie won't have issue? It's bad formatting whether people who play the game for years understand it or not. Mage armor is a good plan for now too. Actually, we could all use that. How many does Hungry have to pass around?
You could bum a barkskin off of Dru-head. Of course, then Tom would have to ask nicely. Or convince Dru-head it was his idea all along, wasn't it? But to be fair, the singular "cave" is the designed-for-druid domain, and the plural "caves" is a cleric domain. mini-rant:
Cavern, Cavity, Grotto, etc... I didn't even have to look these up, and I haven't spent my life writing professionally. More I did look up: Lair, pit, hollow and some less fitting ones. Thats six names, all actually distinct from the other name.
I mean, one character could have the Precise Strike teamwork feat, along with the precise strike class feature, and the precise strike class feature. Don't get me started with the abbreviation AC. Racial traits and Race traits as not just separate, but even in different categories. Luck bonuses are a thing, but not everything named "luck" or "fortunate" are under that category. In fact, I don't think anything with those words is. I edited in more venting.
I was leveling Dru-head (How are we doing HP?) When I noticed there are two cave domains. The Cave Domain, and the Caves Domain. Do you have a preference which one I use GM? Side note: Someone send a damn thesaurus to Paizo. Cavern isn't even a hard word.
Fly isn't on the druid list. Sure, that makes sense. Go ahead and give it to the bloodrager. I vote the wildshape option. Mostly so I can do something worthwhile with Wildshape besides pounce kitty. I cant use Earth elemental to scout, or Air, but I could at least Fly me to the Moon. It's funny, I was thinking about asking to have my head mutation be this exact thing, but I figured it would be more of a body thing.
Wut? I was making a joke. I hope you don't also think my suggestion of making us explode at-will was also serious.
This sounds way too convenient. As such, I vote for body mutation: At-will SLA: Fireball no HD cap, centered on self.
This snooze *grumpble* five more minutes... Dru-head votes to get up in a Mo-ward direction.
Breezy... sleepy... Dru-head votes snooze.
Shoulder slot then. Unless someone wants to argue with hydra capes.
We got a few things going for us at least. And there's some extra rules about non-human item shapes and whatnot. Besides, shouldn't we get a neck slot? We're like, 80% neck, 15% teeth, and 5% other.
Dru-head also votes to wait for Tomorbataar to take 20.
Dru-head raises a foreleg (Arm?) in response. Dru-head votes to take the large chest out.
Previous round:
Dru-head takes aim at the B next to him.
Dru-head still attacks the B closest to him if it yet lives, if not, the H.
The first shot has been fired! We can fertilize the earth with their remains, right? Dru-head votes to move closer, and Wildshapes.
Dru-head casts barkskin.
Dru's not home right now, he's thinking about being Battlecat. Although fistfight is an interesting choice of words given our selection of PC's. Personally, Im happy to use my in game power to crush my enemies and see them driven before me.
And if you do shoot, we're gonna have to do what comes natural-like and destroy you. Dru-head does his best to diplomacy wingman.
Hey, Beachhead. Once again, Dru-head seems nonplussed about the loss and simultaneous growth of a new head. Lets go find some bearbugs. Bugbears? Bugbears.
Dru-head realizes he can't wave and sulks.
While that stuffs going on Dru-head tries to find the lizardfolk that spoke with him from the water.
Have him break something. Edit: Sorry I haven't been posting. I've been busy lately.
The humans asked us to do stuff for them for food so we did stuff for them. Aaannd... that's it really. Weird.
The moment Dru-head sees the interpreter the collective Hydra heart (or at least one of them) skips a beat. Oh! I uhh, you can come over if you want I-I guess. You-you don't have to though.
Well alright, we're friends again. Now we just have to see if Mo got himself eaten yet. Ah ha! It is the other thing that will be eaten. Good work Mo. Dru-head keeps quiet, mostly running himself an inner monologue on the way to the lizards.
HEY. You. He looks directly into the water. Mind your business.
Dru-head goes closer to the fire.
And helps cook. With flaming hydra magic. He very carefully places a Flaming Sphere a safe distance from "scared-of-a-little-third-degree-burn-and-possible-death scaredy head" Hothead, and keeps it near the food. Vote snooze, 4186.
I mean, I can probably put the leg back on, but I shouldn't have to ya know Block? We need to settle in for the night and stop eating each other. Cannibalism's a last resort thing, we taste weird, ya know. Like sulfer and chicken. But, soft? Dru-head relays his first-hand sounding experience, trying to reason things out now that the tensions have grown.
And I agree with that, I'd just like to move on from the self-mutilation thing in general, which PvP still counts as. And come on now. Dumb guy or not, Blockhead should still know not to chew off his own limbs.
Personally, I wouldnt be super broken up about getting killed to death, but Ive never been really into PvP anyway. Usually, I'd be annoyed having to make a new character, finding an excuse to tie them into the game, etc... None of those are a concern in hydraland. But I have noticed the same spiral somehow occuring where one PC gets killed, comes back and revenge-kills someone, then they come back... Mostly I just want to go back to the game.
I'm the red one! Dru-head adds cheerfully, not paying full attention to the human or Hungry.
Dru-heads cunning poker face isn't telling. The small amount of drool doesn't have anything to say either. The blank "nobodies home" look is silent as well.
Hey I'm not! *High-five*
A smart Tetori wants to spend one o them feats on Lunge for just such a thing. Yeah, who would murder poor innocent Hydra heads like that? How dastardly.
I forgot. If he could shrug, well, this would be the shruggiest.
Yeah, but that's a stupid power to give a wizard. Doesn't work on Divine Strategist Cleric either. I've seen some Kensai Magus, and Sohei Monks that can keep up with that initiative, though they don't have the certainty of "I grab, you lose." Still works on Druids, other Clerics, Master Summoners, and all other kinds though.
Yep. Dru-head answers.
Yeah, the only surefire way to beat most full casters in PvP is to play a Tetori monk and really hope you go first.
Dru-head watches as the heads repeatedly and viciously murder each other, turning his head to face each in turn as they take great pains to inflict great pains on one another. I don't, ugh- guys- would you- GUYS. Cut that crap out. We're wasting time. Human. Lead the way. Dru-head votes to move towards the camp.
I was trying to give an awful description of Tiamat. I vote someone else describe Falcor.
Tomorbataar looks on as Hungry and Zip begin to fight, briefly wondering who will win. He looks distressed for a moment, turning to Dru and whispering, I didn't know we had a mother. How was she shaped? From what I remember she was like us, but more "dragoney." Religious, She had the different color heads like we do. She was pretty strict, but well my rememry aint so good.
Wow, I didn't know you guys cared about the lizard so much. I woulda helped. Says the head who couldn't help. |