Dragonborn Junior's page

Hehe

Gongrats on the b-day Hugo!

Now where's the pathfinder's dragons as hatchlings banner I asked for? ;)

I'd like to update the dragon hatchlings commision. Can it be PF dragons instead? Or maybe a Old vs. New poster...

Now why is there someone intruding into the quite sanctum of a red dragon?

Hm, this is one to think on.

Perhaps they get their AC bonus sooner, but it still scales the same?

*Flies back over thread*
Hey, there is a volleyball game going on in the Jack thread. Between Lynora-Jill, Ambrosia Slaad, Alaina, and 3 celestial nymphs!
*Flies to Jack thread*

*Flies into thread*
Hey everybody I'm ba-
*sees old succubus and flies off. Could be Laughing, could be vomiting*

*Finally recovers from (planar)road enough to get out of car*

Jack's, I have good news!

*turns back into a dragon*

Having heard the music while flying overhead, a red dragon lands and begins to shimmer...

Relaxing on a sun warmed rock, Dragonborn Junior lazily wonders why its so quite. Spreading his wings so they catch more sunlight, he falls asleep amoung his many wards and protection spells.

I've still got one alias here at least!

Simple things you can do to increase your survivability:

1. Pray to Bahamut so you don't get your but kicked.

2. Praise Tiamat so Big Red doesn't smite you as you turn on your party.

3. Run screaming like a little goblin girl the instant you see the dragon.

Mind if I grab something too?
*Hear the battle, DbJ takes his full draconic form. By the time he returns to the Club, it's dissolving. He manages to grab the treehouse and pull it into the air before it falls. He wings off, flying low while carrying the ex-treehouse.*

"You can be assured he will..."

"I deal with 6. I just need to cast resist energy(cold) first. I should be able to take on 2 as well. I just sharpened my claws..."

"And did you? Slay it with minimal diffuculty that is."

*flies back, tired and wing sore*
"Ive done what I can, but the choice is theirs to make."

"All who would help, you are needed here.

"All who would help, you are needed here.

"All who would help, you are needed here.

"All who would help, you are needed here.

"All who would help, you are needed here.

"Hey Dad, I'm gonna go look for others to help if theres another fight. I'll be back soon."
*flies off*

"Nicely done Dad. It seems he has fled."
*looks back at the treant*
"What was all that about?"

*takes lynora and froggie where they want to go, comes back and dives for the bottom of the pond*

No need to worry Lynora I can get you both back to the party...
*anyone looking can see his face grow slightly redder before he looks away quickly*

INCOMING!

The Frog Pond is treated to a giant strength cannonball as Jack Hammer plummets from the sky

And to think we were wasting our Jack-apult on enemies! That was fun!

*surfaces and flies after JH*

The Grey Mouser swoops in, grabs the now-shut box and departs quickly in a swirl of obscuring ninja smoke

NOOOOOOO!!!!!! Margarine Froggie!!!! *turns to lynora* We must save him! Hop on.*lowers wing so lynora can climb on his back* Ready?*prepares to fly after the grey mouser*

Big Tex lets go of the rubber Acme arm that the popcorn was held in. He then wades out into the water towards the new froggie that just appeared.

Another froggie! He looks like th' uther wun, but it kun talk! I wunder if it kun sing and dance too!

[warning]Back off Tex...[/warning]

Thanks Junior.

Ever think of joining the Thieves Guild? I am sure we could help build you a nice 'shiney' treasure trove. For a small gratuity of course.

I'll think about it, but first... *looks at the pond*

*Hands CJ a towel*

Hehe slash and burn fighting, awesome...
Go dad, go!
If you need any help just ask I've got a link up for the others...

Looks Cousin Joe over, smacking her blubbery lips.

Looks like the main course is here boys! Fire up that BBQ an' get out the dry rub!

*breathes fire and lights the grill*

It's ready for KC's cuz. No BBQ on mine, ayup.

Sigh...where is he?

*Leaves*

Hey come back he is right here!

*Eats popcorn and watches the dragon vs the kobold*

Aren't you supposed to be drawing something?

Oh I did... and I know what your magic feels like now....

Hehe, behind you...
*backhands KC sending him through the air and causing him to lose his grip on his cleaver*

You really should have just been calm and let the frog finish his drawing, but no you had to threaten him. Now I'm angry...
The air around D.B. Jr. starts to shimmer with the intense heat that his battle-fury is generating

*takes to the air and turns to blast KC with flame*

Where is that damn dragon? *Channels more energy, this time cold, from Cleaver to make a shield*

I went to get a bard.

*bard starts to sing*

Time to fly!
Now it's time lil' one let's do this!. TO THE PAIN!!!!

*casts Astral Claw and slices through KC's shield, ripping his soul*

Even using ice and lighting won't be enough to stop spirit attacks....

*dissappears from view*

*Holds bazooka aimed at Butterfrog to make sure he draws pictures*

Your bazooka will have little effect if I destroy it!

Ha and that is why you never show you opponnet what you are planning to do.
moves to previous post in order to start playing the recomended music

I guess this will have to end in bloodshed....

Time to eat roast boid....

If you insist on fighting we should at least have appropriate music.

Butterfrog wrote:

Mmm... a gnoll and a goblin getting their hairy butts kicked by a frog? good idea!

*stops drawing poodles and startds drawing kick-@$$ frogs*

We must see this picture. We must see pictures...of ALL the Paizonians fighting...HOLD HIM DOWN! WE MUST GET THOSE PICTURES!!!

Back off lil' cousin he isn't done yet!!

Moves to stand gaurd over Butterfrog.

We wouldn't want an accident now would we?

Just so there is no confusion I'm a young adult red dragon..

Don't worry lil'robomouse froggie they can't make you do anything you don't want to. After all if they could we wouldn't be having this conversation! They wield less power than they realize, and even if they have they are afraid to admit their own powerlessness!
Do not worry, as KC said just ignore 'em.

Hey Butter can you help get the word out to all the froggie?
I'm gonna go to the sand pit, ah such warm sand. The only problem is if I stay in the pit to long the sand turns to glass!

Let's sing carols!!

Oh you take the low road
and I'll take the high road
and I'll rain
death all over ye!

Hm... might be wrong song for this time of year.

Has anyone tried drawing all the dragons as hatchlings? That banner would be awesome! And I don't mean just the 3.5 dragons either I mean every true (no Halfers) dragons Of DnD! You would'nt have to draw the older versions of course.
Anything with dragon as a type without augmented as a subtype can be in it.

Leave my dad alone you stupid Jacks!

Dragonborn3 wrote:

Time for my Alias Army to assemble for the first time ever!

Aliases I call you forth, Arise....

There was more......

Hey Dad, who do we fry?