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After you've done the prep but several hours before the procedure, be sure to swallow a yellow ping-pong ball with a smiley face painted on it. Doctors appreciate these kinds of whimsical surprises.

BTW, they make glow-in-the-dark ping-pong balls.

If I wasn't worried about causing an obstruction, I'd recommend instead a pair of car keys. "Thanks Doc, I was wondering where those went!"

If you know your doc owns a Jeep, you could instead swallow a few of those tiny rubber ducks.

Or a mini-figurine of Bugs Bunny. "He really should have made that left turn at Albuquerque."

I just want to tell you all good luck. We're all counting on you.

I just want to tell you all good luck. We're all counting on you.

People are now trying to buy the shirt on my back.

G%@#~~n savages.

But, aren't you too sexy for that shirt?

One guy got sent home for being surly.

"And don't call him Surly."

I just want to tell you all good luck. We're all counting on you.

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

Celestial Healer wrote:

I have no idea what to make of that post exchange.

Does Freehold need a lecture on not dismembering other treeforters?

swells up from allergic reaction to Treppa's bite, foams at mouth, falls over gesturing weakly for help

Thankfully, you didn't have the fish.

{bandages a piece of BonChon chicken to bite wound} Take two bubble teas and call me in the morning.

Good luck. We're all smurfing on you.

Woo! Good luck!

We're all counting on you.

Good luck!

...we're all counting on you.