Jaagrath Kreeg

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male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

Sure, same characters right?
I am also playing Wilbur in you epic campaign.


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

Derrus is now sitting outsie cleaning his finger nails with a hunting knife.


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

So is this campaign just dead?


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

The guardian won't be a problem. I met her and she was more then pleased to turn a blind eye to the destruction of symphany. I don't think she all that attached to it


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

Derrus walks into the building setting Bazizz down in the door way and gesturing for him to enter.
Bazizz, this is Rienn, Keston, Barackus, and Drolmnaite.
Derrus sits down and eats a plate of food in one bite before taking three more and then leaving.


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

@Nelo - just so you know, Derrus is not a mindless brute (22 Int) he just has a quick temper and did not enjoy being bullrushed.


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

I believe there was some "conflict between nelo and barackus".
Is nelo actually dead?


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

That should be easy enough Kitara, thank you.
Derrus brings bazizz back to the village to retrieve his things. he kills anyone who gets in his way and takes any loot his party left behind before returning to camp.


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

I want nothing with you, but to ask you not warn the neighboring villages of my existence. Obviously the easiest way to do this would be to kill you but Bazizz has asked me not to
Anything you would like to add Bazizz. If not my business here is done


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

I am quiet enjoying this side adventure with Bazizz, I hope I get to keep him. :)


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

Derrus plants his Sword into the ground before continuing forward again.


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

I will run after her, but perhaps you should do the talking. People don't tend to listen to me


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

Derrus sighs and runs after the children methodically killing each one.
Bazizz you know I cant let the woman live, she might warn the neigh boring villages
Wouldn't I get a n AoO for her casting a spell?


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

If she starts 100ft away Derrus just runs up to her with his sword drawn and attacks her with an AoO when she leaves his threat range.


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

Barackus Charges her slicing with his sword.
Awsome Blow: 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (6) + 21 = 27Damage: 4d6 + 25 ⇒ (6, 3, 5, 5) + 25 = 44


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

Why of course ser
Derrus Backhands the man across the face with his guantlet, sending him flying backwards. And also making him dead.
Awsome blow: 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (17) + 21 = 38damage: 1d8 + 17 ⇒ (2) + 17 = 19
I'll catch up with you two in a few minutes. Show me the way to the watering hole little one
Derrus walks off to the east with Bazizz Riding on his massive shoulder.


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

when bazizz is done talking Derrus crushes the boy's head with his hand.
damage: 1d8 + 17 ⇒ (8) + 17 = 25
Of course Barackus we should be off. This is bizizz, but please call him a friend not a pet. I see great potential in him


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

Derrus slices one boy in half as he turns to run.
attack: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (11) + 22 = 33damage: 4d6 + 25 ⇒ (4, 4, 3, 5) + 25 = 41

he then Charges after the fleeing children killing them each in turn as he gets within reach.
the last one he grabs by the neck a picks him up. Grapple: 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (7) + 21 = 28

Is there anything you would like to say to this boy before I kill him Bazizz?


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

Derrus walks slowly over to the grouping of families.
Who is it Bazizz?


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

Just in case I will roll a sense motive on Bazizz
Sense Motive: 1d20 ⇒ 5
Chandras, be a good boy and wait here. If you aren't here when I get back I will hunt you down and crush your legs so you never run again
Lead the little one And with that Derrus leaves the hall with bazizz on his shoulder, dropping the hags head as Chandras's feet as he leaves.


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

Derrus turns his head slowly to Chandras.
If you open your mouth again I'm going to remove it
Turning back to Bazizz.
Where are the boys that hurt you?


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

My name is Derrus Bazizz, I would gladly hurt the "older" boys. Just tell me where they are


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

I wont let them hurt you child, what is your name?


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

Seeing a drow child, a creature which has the potential to be a powerful evil being Derrus offers the boy a hand. if he takes it derrus lifts him up onto his shoulder and brings him along, if not he kills him like the rest.
Will: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

Derrus nonchalantly and systematically decapitates each of the children, before turning back to their mother. That did not need to happen
Derrus steps forward and (im assuming) easily slices the womans head off.
Attack: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (11) + 13 = 24damage: 4d6 + 25 ⇒ (6, 1, 6, 6) + 25 = 44
Derrus removes the hands of each child and the woman and adds them to his collection, He also takes the womans head to prove a point.


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

I will give you one chance to Come outside and grovel with the rest. if you do not I will kill you and your children saving you for last so you can watch them each die an individually painful death.


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

My pleasure Barackus, bring me to them little man


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

Why thank you friendDerrus chuckles in an ominously deep voice before punching Nelo in what he would consider a playful manner.
Awesome blow: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (15) + 23 = 38nonlethal damage: 2d6 + 16 ⇒ (2, 3) + 16 = 21
Sending Nelo flying backward.


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

Ah yes Derrus rips off the mans hands and adds them to his "collection" (a necklace of old rotting hands)

hearing kestons warning derrus backs attempts to back out
strength to get out: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (8) + 16 = 24


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

Strength Check: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (7) + 16 = 23 To break through the door


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

Derrus walks inside with his sword drawn, he looks quite menacing towering over even the enlarged Barackus and Nelo.


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

I dont know when it is but on derrus's turn he charges the knight and power attacks him.
power attack: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (16) + 13 = 29damage: 4d6 + 31 ⇒ (6, 5, 4, 6) + 31 = 52


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

take one more step and I will crush in your head like a melon


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

derrus is currently huge sized, I have edited the map accordingly.
on his turn derrus will move 45ft to the nearest guard (orange) and use awsome blow.
awsome blow: 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (9) + 21 = 30damage: 4d6 + 25 ⇒ (5, 2, 1, 1) + 25 = 34
assuming a 30 hits the guards CMD he flies 5 ft backwards into the wall and takes and additional 1d6 ⇒ 4 damage as well as falling prone if he isn't dead.


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

Derrus swings his sword left and right. either one or two creatures if the first one dies
attack 1: 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (17) + 21 = 38damage: 4d6 + 25 ⇒ (5, 3, 2, 1) + 25 = 36
attack 2: 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (14) + 21 = 35damage: 4d6 + 25 ⇒ (1, 1, 6, 4) + 25 = 37


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

right before they enter the village Derrus uses his rage mutagen and casts bulls strength and enlarge person on himself. making his current strength 38
Derrus quickly knocks back 3 vials of strange liquids, he suddenly grows twice as large, then his muscles bulge immensely, and then those double in size as well.


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

I need to buff as well


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

tiny man what is that bottle you have?


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

Derrus lumbers out the door grumbling and growling under his breath. lets get on with it then. I havent properly killed something in days


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

im hitting the hay so here is my turn
edit: I forgot about superstition, which makes that reflex a 19
A great fury brews in derrus's eyes, then he charges forward with his sword raised high.
ref: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 19
charge: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (5) + 16 = 21damage: 3d6 + 19 ⇒ (1, 5, 2) + 19 = 27


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

I just got on again. as soon as the gnome began talking derrus would have used bull's strength as well.
initiative: 1d20 ⇒ 10


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

derrus follows the elf out of the house and into the woods. lumbering behind him with his hammer at the ready.


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

The names Derrus my profession, skills, and strengths are killing, maiming, and murdering. And how about you little elf who are you?


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5
Barackus Skullcleaver wrote:
Berackus finishs his ale.. "what kind of competition do you propose?"

well I was just thinking some wrestling or brawling to pass the time. or perhaps a drinking competition.


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

derrus grabs a tankard of ale after he finishes his extractions. You Barackus is it, up for some competition?
I realized we never gave an equipped physical description. Derrus wheres an old dented breastplate right over his bare chest, he has rough iron shod boots and baggy hemp pants. a massive lucerne hammer and great sword cross on his back, long black hair parts around huge curling horns protruding from his head, his hair is tied back in a loose ponytail that reaches his lower back, it is tied back with a well worn headband made for a medium human, upon closer inspection a faint red/brown stain can be seen on the band. various vials and flasks are strapped around derrus's chest and belt, among these magical extracts and chemicals are several bottles of mundane alcohol.


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

derrus swings his massive hammer up and over his head to hang on his back he rests the enormous great sword on his shoulder. he walks into the mill and sits down in a corner to prepare some extracts.


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

any chance that lucerne hammer is large? :)


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

do I have the ingredients for my bombs/mutagen/extracts?


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

derrus just stands by and looks scary brandishing his hammer and snorting.


male
vital:
AC: 15, CMD: 27, HP: 60/60
drunken brute/rage chemist 5

I dont think it is your flaming bastard sword since i would assume all of our stuff is being held together.Derrus takes the warhammer. slightly disappointed that there isn't anything bigger.