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oh dear
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this is going to hurt
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umm
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DERGOSH IS COMING TO SAVE THE DAY!
Dergosh accelerate climbs down the rope, screaming YAHOOOO! all the way.

climb: 1d20 ⇒ 2

Dergosh pauses a second, scratching his ear. An image of Draxia trudging sullenly on a trail far away comes to his. Err?

He smiles. A good omen! Then he grabs the rope and slides down.

climb: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

well, if it is knotted he's ok, if not another roll is needed

climb 2 if needed: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 1 = 14

Dergosh keeps hitting the elk (pls note he stepped five last round to hit it) while saying his recipe. [b]NEXT DRESS MEAT FOR SPITTING, POUR A MARINADE OF WINE AND GARLIC OVER IT. COOK FOR FIVE HOURS TURNING THE SPIT AT A REGULAR PACE...[b]

mace: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

damage: 1d8 + 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (7) + (4) + 3 = 14

Dergosh steps five feet to the escaping elk and strikes at it, screaming a top volume his favorite elk recipe TAKE A FRESHLY KILLED ELK. SKIN AND GUT IT, AND SAVE GUTS FOR STUFFING. TENDERISE MEAT, ADDING SALT TO SEASON...

mace: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10
damage: 1d8 + 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (8) + (4) + 3 = 15

Dergosh steps 5 feet diagonal bottom right, still screaming battle cries, and strikes the elk
mace: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16
damage: 1d8 + 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (1) + (1) + 3 = 5

oops, missed that. Good catch

Dergosh stops and gives out a mighty roar. This roar infuses all orcs in 30 ft with power, +2 to damage and +2 to crit comfirmation to all orcs (sorry odak, you miss out). this lasts until his next turn.
Use channeling: Forment the blood

Again! They call Dergosh a goblin! Again!
ARRGH!
Dergosh charges forward so he can hit someone.

Dergosh screams his battle yodel I'll cut you. I'll cut you so hard your entrails will be your extrails! then he moves through the light towards the enemy. Waving his mace in the air.

Dergosh doesn't bother to stealth, since no one else is.

Dergosh, caught in mid breath, gasps and chokes for a second. ok I'll wait

Dergosh gets ready to scream his challenge. He draws his weapon, and as he does so it makes strange whining sounds. He takes in a deep breath.
Anyone want to stop him?

Dergosh moves around, a constant whine coming from his weapon.
we should scream a challenge, warn them that death comes for them, scare them. Then charge!

HA! Dergosh take monster's head and give to Draxia for present!

Dergosh is sitting his face in unaccustomed concentration. Obviously thinking about Draxia. What if she looks at other orcs. Women is fickle. Huh I smash them and her. But then she not like me. (cycle and repeat)
Hearing Karol he looks up. Karol, you here with more elf music. Dergosh show you good song he heard. ORC! ORC! ORC! KILL! KILL! KILL!