Crimson Jack's page

I blame CJ for all this confusion.

What is the best type of damage?

POST JACK.

Crimson Jack wrote:

<Drinks nachos.>

*passes him an extra large margarita*

I'd give you a beer, but I'm absolutely forbidden from taking the never-ending beer keg off the premises of the Jack Clubhouse ever again. ^.^

I brought a vat of blood mead! Everyone, have a tankard!

<Drinks nachos.>

We should just start posting nonsense to up the word count! ;)

(Of course Gary would probably kill us...)

I took Improved Natural Armor.

Callous Jack wrote:

We got a mention by Gary in the thread complaining about thread length. Woo!

Gary Teter wrote:

The Angry Jack Cult: 323,438 words (September 2008)

W00t! Thou ain't lound enough, gotta fat this up!

Where is this "complain" posted?

Somethin' about how after 20 pages it's just three people debating?

Gark the Goblin wrote:

I suppose you could just shoot 'em in the spine.

I get the general impression that instead of blood they have tequila.

Not sure how this helps. And I am definitely not sure if this tequila is safe to drink.

We need a volunteer.

I'll drain a zhombre's veins and tell you what it tastes like.

Later . . .

*hic!*

Uh . . . it tastes like blood. And tequila. Am I a vampire now?

*hic*

Big Tex wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

It's s'damn hot the trees are bribing the dogs.

I'm so sick of their barking.

Git out there and hose 'em down.

I think I'll need a few more beers first.

<Gives CJ a well-chilled keg and takes his toilet out of commission.>

Heh heh....I'm a tree face.

I'm a Jack who likes the colour red. And annoying tree-faces, apparently. <Punts faux leaf-man.>

Gark the Goblin wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

ever had a post that no matter how you edited it still came out wrong??

Still wrong.

I saw at least one of your post's incarnations. There was a "/quote" tag right after "quote=Gark the Goblin," if that's one of the things you were talking about.

Yes but it refused to be fixed.

Have some orc beer.

<beat>

Want to know why it's called "orc" beer?

Moorluck, come back LPM your our only hope!!!

Please use more anti Goblin Raid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You can't use Raid on goblins. It's too flammable.

Crimson Jack wrote:

Hey guys, I brought nachos, salsa and guacamole!

Where's the beer?

Do I need to spell it out? OF COURSE I brought beer.

Hey guys, I brought nachos, salsa and guacamole!

Crimson Jack wrote:

Hey Mairkurion. No more "CrimJ" for you!

You better post in the Jack thread now.

On my way.

Hey Mairkurion. No more "CrimJ" for you!