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Luckily for me Humans are Free!

Thank your local liberties edge for that

Overlord/lady?

I can never tell with humans...

I for one welcome our Glowy eyed overlord.

Can't remember the last time Maldris did anything for the cause unless it was covering his keister.

The torch and pitchfork mob in front of colson maldris' abode will begin in 3...2..1.....

"We have come to bring the glory of calden cayden to your people! Come partake of his finest gift, the calden brew!

*tentacle snakes out. Pops the can Gluggglug, tentacle starts to twitch wildly. Cue angry phaser blasts *

"another species to whom alchohol is a deadly toxin... RUN AWAAAY

And always looking for more. ;d

-Beware a celibate calistrian

-never tick off the druid when they've befriended anything with more legs than the party.

-all things in moderation, including moderation

- Drinking is a marathon, not a sprint. Drink during a marathon, not a sprint.

- all that glitters does not pay the bar tab

-99 bottles of..98, 97, ...HEY!

- how dry I am, how wet I'll be, if you can't find the bathroom key

- prepare the coffee the night before not the morning after

-beer before liquor never sicker liquor before beer you're in the clear

171C: Why? Because last time someone actually got Cayden drunk, he told his buddies to "hold my beer" and became a GOD! If he ever got drunk again he would probably piss in the River Styx just for the laughs!

Where do you think that river came from?

Valdir Casksplitter writes travellers' guides to the taverns, inns & breweries of the Inner Sea on behalf of the Cailean Association for Monitoring & Reviewing Alehouses.

Its amazing how much less they water down the beer when you advertise as an inquisitor of calden cayden.

True, but at least with the FAQ clarifying that even psychic spells have visual effects, people will at least know that that strange song bird is casting something, and react accordingly...

"What the hell kind of counterspell is "i feel like chicken tonight like chicken toni THUNK... "

"hold my beer and watch this...

"How dry I am, how wet I'll be...

"See you next happy hour

Given the choice between galt and cheliax?

Besides, we all know how harmful slave ownership is to character and soul of the slave owner. You're doing them a favor.

And if all else fails..." the crow takes a napkin out of his pocket with the words "field commission" scrawled into it and hands it to a halfling

"CAW! A pathfinder in bondage! Free them!"

LOOK! It finally worked!

Comets deserve FREEEEDOOOOOM!!!

One thing is for sure, the ring causes a dramatic amount of table variation over the polymorph rules since the gm is the final arbitrator. I bought one and have not used it but am firmly of the opinion that one can not use the styles of the monkies, cranes, and snakes or necessary parry and riposte as a raven...

A crow can't do CRANE style? That is just wrong on so many levels.

In all fairness I imagine the vast majority of GMs would allow you to have a mug in your hand despite the ruling. Unless you're trying to gain some mechanical advantage from it.

Just drink everything and then drop the mug. The accidental god is against alchohol abuse. Clay mugs shattering and tin mugs getting dented are all part of his plan.

sways a little after a few rounds

Perhaps the moonrock does nothing at all but provide you with a HIC.. opportunity to know you were that great all along.

Corvus Cailean wrote:

Jeff Hazuka wrote:

Since when are 'best' and 'most graceful' equivalent?

Aside: Personally, I can't agree with a claim that someone who needed a moonrock to become a god is the 'best god.'

How do you know he even used the moonrock? Perhaps his drunken stupor was so perfect he ascended on his own while kicking the moonrock's butt?

You'd need the rumormonger talent and a week if you want me to believe that.

The accidental god can be quite persuasive!

Sets out a dusty bottle and expertly pours out liquid persuasion into a row of shot-glasses

Since when are 'best' and 'most graceful' equivalent?

Aside: Personally, I can't agree with a claim that someone who needed a moonrock to become a god is the 'best god.'

How do you know he even used the moonrock? Perhaps his drunken stupor was so perfect he ascended on his own while kicking the moonrock's butt?

If you want to worhip the accidental god you need to loosen up a little.

*hic* fortunately our churches are also bars....

Slides him a pint

Also, posting 'hangry' doesn't help, either. Apologies for getting a bit peckish earlier and wandering into crazyland. I'll keep an eye on it in the future.

Eyes beak. Taps talon.

Who says that the scribes are not just criminals that had no chance of being "free"? I mean; "Oh look Mr Murderer, you did these unspeakable things. So because of that, we're going to cut out your tongue and sell you to the Society for your crimes."

Well why don't we ask them what they did...

Oh right....

*facepalm*

This is why we can't get the nice things we want.

Tilts head and holds up nice embroidered bag

Never assume that all Edge characters are fanatic law-breakers. That's just the stereotype.

Hey! Our embroidered liberty's edge waterproof head bags came in today. Did you get yours yet?

I had probably half a dozen PCs that switched because of conflicting differences.

Its still beer,bawds and beheading slavers, same as it always was.

Which makes sense since I'm pretty sure you cant breed together a Tengu and a Half Elf.

This calls for some *hic* experimentation!

For science of course...

Holds up a "Oh for Fox sake, he did no wrong. Free Caught!" sign

I believe it was concluded some time ago that as of season 6, 5 of the Decemvirate are really 5 of the 72 alternate identities of the man whose 6th alternate identity is Ven Levorox. 3 of the others are simulacra of the same man and were both created by and under the control of the same man. Of the last 2, one is his wife and the other is his sister (both whom are under regularly-recast dominate person spells). One of the latter has 14 alternate identities, and one of those is "The Spider". It is speculated that the wife and sister are also alternate identities of the same person.

The same man's 47th, 51st and 69th alternate identities are also Patrons of the Aspis Consortium, and the Season 7 PFS metaplot is really a cover for an elaborate ploy by him to replace more of the Patrons with his own alternate identities or dominated members of his household.

Drendle Dreng is really this man's brother and was once aware of all these things but was too intimidated to do anything about it. Drendle regularly drugged himself to cope or forget these things and over the years so addled his own brain with drugs that he can no longer differentiate the above information from his other varied hallucinations. The man sometimes known as Grandmaster Torch thus does not see him as a threat and lets him live for amusement's sake.

*blinks*

Ok, when the inquisitor of Cayden Cailean is cutting you off because you've had too much to drink, its time to stop drinking...

Corvids local 101 would also like to weigh in against the inclusion of catfolk into the society.

Libertys edge. Rovagag deserves FREEEEEDOOOOOOOM!

Can we just find some slavers and beat them up for no reward?

DM Beckett wrote:

As long as there is any light source, (that is to say it's anywhere between Bright Light and Dim Light conditions, characters with Low-Light Vision and Darkvision can both see as if in Normal Light conditions, at least.

That's everyone except Haflings and Humans in the CRB.

For humans and halflings, a nice option for getting low-light vision is the Blood of Dragons Trait (Bloodline Trait from Ultimate Campaign).

Edit: It looks like Gillmen are the only other race in the ARG without either low-light vision or darkvision.

You mean human of the sea?

Frankly I don't care what you roleplay as, unless it interacts with my character in a fun way. Depending on the sitation, that could result in hours of intellectual debate... which are likely to result on me saying " So what, even if he is a god, even drunkards manage the test of the Starstone, and that one has temples that work as bars " ^^.

You're just jealous YOU didn't think of it first. HIC

Given the choice between galt and cheliax?

Besides, we all know how harmful slave ownership is to character and soul of the slave owner. You're doing them a favor.

And if all else fails..." the crow takes a napkin out of his pocket with the words "field commission" scrawled into it and hands it to a halfling

"CAW! A pathfinder in bondage! Free them!"

"At the very least, we should prohibit the utilization of slaves while on Society business. We've seen how disruptive just the conversation has been, now imagine a group of Pathfinders who are losing their religion because things have gotten tough. Keep them out of harm's way by not allowing them on Society business, and the allure of having them will diminish, as well, I'm sure."

Wait, you want to ban taking slaves out of the reach of the city guard, out of sight of witnesses and the system that keeps them oppressed into areas where there mere act of setting foot on free soil grants them their freedom? What for.

By all means, I wish every pathfinder slave owner would take their slaves out into the middle of nowhere...

Oh, its ok if they're feeding people to the demons as long as there's a LINE for it...

I'd roll my eyes but they're fixed in my head

High falutin arguments about how it don't make sense kinda fall apart under the reality that they're still doin it and they're still makin money on it.

Yes! you poor and oppressed people who don't know each other, all of you rise up at the same time against the organized, trained military might that exists to keep you in bondage! It'll work great....

Caw.. thats ONE way to end slavery for a day or two...

Corvus Cailean wrote:

Caydens skunked tankard, We are NOT enslaving souls to free bodies!

Why not? Didn't you want to change the laws? Is your soul more important than the freedom of slaves? Are you just a being that is for rights and freedoms because it is convienent? Show me the depths of hour convictions, and demonstrate what you will do to help the cause.

None of that chelaxian fast talk out of you hornhead. Your options aren't enslave the body or raise the dead. You could just PAY your people you know, and maybe live with one solid gold gem encrusted black velvet painting.

Caydens skunked tankard, We are NOT enslaving souls to free bodies!

You're oppressing a subculture! Indeed you are trying to destroy a subculture! You are taking away everything they have to give them "Freedom" but they can't feed themselves with freedom, nor can they live in it or wear it.

If you want to see what freedom would do when given out freely, go around passing out Necklaces of Fireball to the children and see what happens. The best case scenario is you don't tell them how freedom works and nothing happens. Worse case scenario you tell them how this freedom works and they burn the whole place down.

Good! Thats how we know which ones are future pathfinders.

It ends when no being is held in servitude to another.

I'm really not worried about reaching that goal before I reach my end.

Oh sure, make me commute to the shooting range.

Mariah walks over to the broken window, and stares out at the trail of destruction THUNDERLIPS! left in his wake. Then turns back to Miss Quick

Did... didn't Maldris tell us to keep him out of trouble tonight?

Sorry, god distracted keeping maldris from *hic* doing the same thing.

Maybe we oughtn'to keep the name board out in the meeting room. I know they're chelaxians but even then we don't want to make it TOO easy for them.

Someone give that man a drink and a membership card.

Corvus Cailean wrote:

Ms. Quick wrote:

Corvus, yer alright for a bird dude!

I like yer style.

DUDE!?! looks down and ruffles their feathers

Sorry, my bad. When yer 3' tall like I am you learn to not stare straight ahead too much.

Nothing to see here. I think you're crazy if you're going to adventure with those on the outside.

And I was just kidding. I'm male. Even we can't tell each other apart. Used to drink cactus shots with a tengu fertility councilor. This was half of his day.

So you can't conceive? You've been trying?

Both tengu say "every night"

Have you tried it with the female on top?

Tengu 1 says "always"

Tengu 2 says "Never"

Corvus, yer alright for a bird dude!

I like yer style.

DUDE!?! looks down and ruffles their feathers

We got the flower beds planted in magnamar, cleaned out the andoran government a bit, and our fellow pathfinders are cut off from Cheliax. NOW can we start killing some slavers?

Why is slavery acceptable in golarion?

So we have a moral excuse for bloody violence upon other sentient beings: namely decapitating the guy holding the whip.

We LIKE violence. The problem is that its usually wrong and using it would make you the bad guy. In order to eliminate this dichotomy, the hero gets a good reason or excuse to engage in dicing people to pieces: to stop an evil wizard, revenge, or a crusade against an injustice so great that smashing peoples heads in becomes a viable moral alternative.

I think liberty's edge method of freeing them would involve a lot more pointed objects than minted coins.

You only want to legalize flayleaf so people will stop trying to get high on you.