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Chompy shrugs a bit as he looks over the flowers, there was just something different about them that he wasn't sure of. Maybe lotsalegs had chosen this spot because it hid him with good distractions...but perhaps plants could be useful elsewhere too. He goes about collecting some alongside the casty gobbo. "Not sure...Lotsalegs chose spot for reason, flowers seen odd. Chompy wants to see if we can use them like spider did." he said talking out his thoughts.
Chompy looks up having been sniffing perhaps too eagerly in the flowers. He looks over at the others where they have a lotslegs pinned. He nods seeing that his teeth weren't needed. He goes back to sniffing and trying to find things worth rooting up.
Chompy looks pleased at the Longshanks. He does agree with the Gobbos though. They should go get Godbug, if at least to simply drape it's carapace across the Lair.
Chompy looks at the stuff on the ground where their boar's head should be. He picks up the arrows and stares at them aggressively for a moment before throwing them back on the ground. He does the same with the longbow and then starts stomping around. "Why he give us Longshank stuff! Longshank gear not worth Goblin and Dragon effort! LONGSHANKS!!!! LONGSHANKS!!! WE ARE DISPLEASED!" he says angrily.
Chompy stomps angrily once one of the Longshanks shows up and he proceeds to angrily gibber at them for the lack of shinies. He demands that they make sure these are made into shinies!
Chompy relays all the information back and forth between the Slaveshanks and the Gobbos. He looks quite pleased with himself when the offering of a feast comes up. He nods his approval and when Dys mentions that the slaveshanks can eat it too, he quickly agrees and relays that back to Svetlana. "Yes, we shall feast! You Longshanks will join us at table and feasts with us. It would please us!" he said loudly and importantly.
Chompy hearing calls for shinies and seeing not happy faces of the longshanks steps forewards and hops on top of boar carcass. "We's demands shinies for dah killings of dah big boar. Choppy saw writing tha words we get paid for dis. Also, we has taken care of black baby dragons dat was in the words too. Large godbug was slain and many gobbos were feastings upon banditshanks and dragons and godbug and boars fleshes. Gibs us shinies before wes has to punish for lies." he says at great length and roundabout wording. He looks to the others and back at the longhsanks baring hungry teeth.
Chompy nearly passes out chewing on the Axeshanks once she is downed. He looks up very tiredly and weakly. The wounds over his body seeping a bit. He nods at Mogawg when he is "healed" and then proceeds to take a nap where he lay, Axeshanks in maw.
Chompy looks around the tree and notices things didn't go as planned. He skitters out and around her before he lets his rage take control and attempts to bite her rear!
Chompy attempts to set himself up for the coming Axeshank. He hunkers down and uses his scales as armor!
Chompy starts to teeter on his feet, he looks around confused and begins to scramble the wrong way! He manages to steady himself and keep from falling over on the wrong side of the tree.
Just a heads up, next hit will likely drop Chompy. He's at 3 HP currently. I know we're goblins and a dragon but I think we're playing a bit beyond the typical recklessness of the races ^_^.
Chompy gets a dagger straight to the chest but the valiant little angry "dragon" slams into the nearest longshank and proceeds to latch flaming maw upon the creature's inner thigh.
Just wanted to offer a small warning, if I go silent suddenly, that it is just under twenty days till my first born's due date is. So I apologize in advance if I suddenly disappear for a few days. Should that happen, please bot as needed.
Chompy rushes forwards in an aggressive burst of speed!
Chompy shall sneak towards the cart!
Probably direct route but roll for distractions twice.
Chompy squeaks and begins waving around the butchering knife "NO NO NO! Bad Goblins! Bad Chickens! FOOD FOR ROAD, will cook in minute for now!!!" he said angrily.
Chompy goes to join in on the harvesting and attempts to bring about the caravan to bring all the nonsense they got home. He tilts his head a bit and begins taking large hungs of the meat as it's cut off and draping it over the goods they are bringing home. There will be quite a bit of jerky for them...provided they don't just eat and eat and eat.
Chompy charges in on Tuskgutter's backside while Scrabbles catches the beast's attention fully!
Was that earlier heal a Channel Pos or just a CLW for the wounds? I need to know so I know if Chompy is still at 8 or recovered some.
Chompy moves up a bit and sniffs about on all fours. Soon he finds a cave and lifts his muzzle and ushers the others forwards carefully. "Nice, Large Den. Probably Boar." he said nodding.
Oh gods....Rugnut could be right. Chompy could get confused. Good thing we don't know these numbers truly exist. All Goblin heads might implode at this moment!
32 is obviously the better choice. It's a bigger number so it's more important.
Chompy looks at this wounds and simply goes about licking them.
Flops immediately tired from the flurry of blows and the sudden ability to fly granted to him by the owlbear. He yawns sleepy and lays there for a bit as his blood calms.
Chompy feels a searing hot pain and suddenly he sees the sky as he goes crashing through the brushes and rolls to a stop in water. He shakes his head and looks around. He tries to orient himself and stumbles back out into the opening. He blinks and turns seeing the owlbear and almost jumps out of his skin till he notices the trap still in place.
Chompy looks up from between the Owlbears legs and notices the indignity of being ignored by his enemy. He roars majestically (screeches loudly) at his enemy and lets the anger of his ancestors take over. He becomes a flurry of anger and tiny claws and teeth!
Chompy proceeds to CHARGE with his newfound horns!
Chompy perks up and nods "Yes, most ferocious. It come to steal fish and eats our meats!" he said loudly. He turned about and hunkered down in a defensive stance till he saw the predator.
Chompy splashed back out of the water once he had a rather full mouth of fish and spit them all out far enough away from the bank. "Chompy caught dinner. Might make good stew if added to Godbug meat." he said nodding.
Chompy rushes towards the water as well! It was time to fish!
Chompy hisses lightly at the kicking Gobbo. He nods in agreement with the other towards the direction they follow and quickly starts taking up the front, dancing about a bit as he attempts to sniff out their prey.
The good news if Godbug is raised at the moment, so long as we move him outside quickly before the spell runs out, we won't have issues bringing all the carapace and such up and out!
At those words Chompy comes unglued "NO...NO NO NO...We were supposed to be hunting Large boar, not Godbug. Oh Chompy is so mad, we's were distracted by these evil Mytes and their baby dragons." he says angrily and begins stomping on one of the corpses.
Once the fire pit is assembled and the sacrifice has been secured properly, Chompy joins in with the group and starts lashing ropes to the chasm wall and prepares to figure out a way to haul things up. First, he demands that the slices of Godbug that are to be the main course that Dys and himself chopped off earlier be hauled up so he can get started on the cooking. Once that is done, he will sanctify the feast with the baby dragon and make some lovely food. Once that is on the fire, he'll work with Rugnut, Breakfast, and Dys to begin the arduous task of segmenting the Godbug, lashing the pieces of carapace and meat together and hauling them up the sides.
I mean, how much is the carapace gonna weigh anyways? Chompy should be able to carry about 50 more pounds before he reaches his load maximum. I assume Dys has a similar load but Breakfast and Rugnut both have higher Str than us, so I assume we can use some rope to tie the carapace pieces and use them like sleds to drag behind us with all the various loot we need to dragon home loaded in them. The lower Str gobbos can follow along beside and help stabilize the loads...We'd be going at probably half speed but we'd be able to drag it all home I think and it'd be easy to drop to our normal loads in case of encounters on the way home.
Chompy crests the top of the cliff with a now awake Goblin swinging madly upon his back. He shakes Scrabble off and looks around at the devastation they have wrought. "We Not Knowing tribe should be proud. We has done much destruction today and vanquished many foes. We shall cut up parts of GodBug to bring up here and sacrifice the baby dragon over the food so that we may be empowered for future battles....WE FEAST!!!!" Chompy declares as he goes about getting what he needs to make a big fire in the larger room of the place. Once he has done so, he will gather up the helpless "dragon" and drag him in front of the fire pit, ready to make him and the god bug into food.
If I were to get Ranger first or Barbarian it wouldn't matter so much at this level I think. Ranger would give me Perma claws...but Barbarian also gives me five rounds of extra damage. And once I take the Ranger level and gain claws through that feat you mentioned, when I rage my claws will be D6s instead ^_^...So hazzah!
Mmm....no, but that's help me more freely spend my rage as a thought. I had planned to pick up either a level of Barb or Rogue to add some much needed damage potential to Chompy. I gotta say, you suddenly see a a kobolds teeth gleam, their claws lengthen and sharpen, their muscles ripple, and they suddly become a whirlwind of paper cuts...you might actually be scared!
So if that is all correct... BAB +1
Gain Self-Sufficient for 1st Level Legendary Barb, Gain Big Game Hunter for 1st level Barb, Gain 5 rounds of rage, Gain Rage form Animal Rage Add a Skill rank to Craft Culinary, Know (Nature), Perception, Stealth, and Survival. And that should be it.
I think I might take you up on the Legendary Barbarian. I'd like Self-Sufficient instead of Endurance and Big Game Hunter instead of Fast Movement. The rage form "Animal Rage" sounds perfect for Chompy as it grants him two Claw attacks to add to his bite and tail. This would heavily make up for my worries about not being able to put out enough damage to do the job of an actual melee character. (As 1d4 damage for a hit with the chance of two hits is not enough damage.) So if I stood still..I'd get Claw, Claw, Bite at full Bap and Tail slap at -5... Correct? Of course that'd only be during a rage, which I only get 5 rounds a day of.
Chompy gnashes a bit on the big bug even after it stops moving before finally looking around to notice that not all the Goblin tribe is standing. He titters a bit before he begins picking up and checking to see if Mogwag and Scrabble is dead. A few aggressive pokes and he hears a slight moan of pain and he seems pleased/disappointed. He nods sagely "All of Not Knowing tribe lives. We have killed many enemies together, but we require sacrifice to be made to come into tribe! Let us kill the baby dragon from earlier and we will join our new Goblins to tribe yes?" he asked curiously. He grabbed Scrabble and hefted him noto his back before attempting to sink his claws in the wall and climb back out.
Apologies, I didn't see how we were doing HP per level. And I've run quickly into the idea I'm gonna need a bit of a boost to my damage, so I'm looking at grabbing up a level of Barbarian (Unchained). But If you'll allow, I wouldn't mind adjusting so Barbarian was my first (but not favored class) to get a bit of extra HP. Though I'm debating between Barb Unchained or a level of Rogue.
Chrompy gnashes and slams himself against the beast, hoping for it to die soon!
Chompy looks around unsettled and worried. He flitters about, nervously tittering on the top ledge before hating himself or it and jumping maw first down at the creature!
Chompy looked puzzled at Ser Helmut. This was first Goblin who was not afraid of words. Had this goblin already gone mad from reading? He shook his head. "Chompy is immune to madness of words. Chompy can read for you, make sure safe then give you. Chompy isn't very fond of hoarding words." he said puffing his chest up some. He raises a brow at the bag of shinies and moves forwards to the hole and looks in to see the ridiculously large bug. He shakes his head "Chompy could bite for hours and wouldn't kill bug, Chompy thinks. Need Goblin fireworks. Maybe blues have them in cave...Maybe we makes and comes back and drops them on godbug and what it go boom?" he said unsure.
Chompy poked his head around "Chompy is no ones dragon. Chompy is proper Goblin tribesman. We kills all other dragons, so that we don't get followed home to has our treasures stolen!" he says with anger rising towards the end!
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