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Hmm ... Chef Bolognese. His life journey is to travel the land, battle fierce creatures, and cook them and eat them.

I am thinking of a Visectionist alchemist who wishes to explore new lands, encounter new beings, and then cook and eat them.

Quinley? Stam? How are you?

Chef is as happy as can be, but danger always lurks, ready to raise it's head and one day.

Hey fellas! There is this monster called The Ravenous Wattle Gobbler that is terrorizing a neighboring town, looks like the perfect job for us.

Great game and I have enjoyed playing with everyone! I eagerly await your announcement.

JUst think! Steady paycheck and plenty of food and ale. Plus no more getting stabbed.(For the most part.)

Well that sounds mighty generous! After all this craziness, I say that having at least a spot of retirement would be excellent! Who knows when adventure would call us into duty again!

*Cluck*

Well this is a strange turn of events. Two brothers on opposite sides of the law, the drama. I'm sure Rubin will get a good play out of this.

It was a pretty crazy adventure I tell you. I thought we'd have to spend months attempting to infiltrate but I guess it was a lucky break.

Rubin. I think this is your territory.

I don't blame you one bit Kraull and if it comes to that I'll leave it to you.

Chef fingers his dagger. Let's haul him off to the side. Chef stuff's Ricardo's mouth. We'll need proof we did this.

Chef huffs up. Darn fine catch Kraull! So..We gunna haul this guy in?

Chef will not be deterred by any puddle and charges ahead
Ref: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 18

Chef runs toward Rubin, a shivering wreck.

Chef heads over to where he hears the noise.

Chef sings a song.

AGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Mommy!

Chef is getting tired of running around this tree.

Chef keeps flailing around

I'm just a poor boy from a poor family..

Chef keeps running around a tree.

He dropped his potato! Chef runs around some more

Chef runs around in circles going Wooo Wooo Woo Woo!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Chef makes like Rincewind and flees danger

Chef runs off into the sunset.

BUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK

Will: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14

Chef screams like a little girl

Chef moves up and targets the cleric or archer, whichever is in range

Chef mutters to Rubin. This is my last extract, then I'll have to go melee unless you have a better idea Chef downs an extract and then horks up a bag of pheglm at the barbarian
Adhesive Spittle
Once during this spell’s duration, you can spit a viscous liquid as a standard action. This liquid functions as a tanglefoot bag, except you do not have to make a successful attack roll to hit your target. The DCs to counteract this adhesive (to avoid being stuck to the floor, to fly, to break the adhesive, or to cast a spell) use the spell’s DC rather than a tanglefoot bag’s normal DCs. The adhesive persists for 2d4 rounds after you spit it. DC 13

I am going to cut yer liver out, cook it and feed it to you!

Chef charges up BURRNN!NN!!!!! He then arcs his last grenade over and tries to entangle the cleric and barbarian again
Bomb,Touch,Tanglefoot,PBS,PS: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 263d6 + 2 ⇒ (1, 6, 5) + 2 = 14
Tanglefoot Bomb A creature that takes a direct hit from a tanglefoot bomb must save against the bomb’s DC or be entangled and glued to the floor as if it had failed its save against a tanglefoot bag. Creatures in the splash area that fail their saves are entangled but not glued to the floor; those who make this save are not entangled at all. DC 13

Stay where I am

Kraull's big arse is in the way so I can't wiggle past so I will take the -4

Assuming Rubin tells me.

Watch out Kraull, he is going to try to make you slip on the ground!

Chef lobs a Tanglefot bomb high over head and splashes the cleric
Bomb,Tanglefoot,Touch: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (14) + 8 = 223d6 + 2 ⇒ (6, 6, 6) + 2 = 20
Tanglefoot Bomb A creature that takes a direct hit from a tanglefoot bomb must save against the bomb’s DC or be entangled and glued to the floor as if it had failed its save against a tanglefoot bag. Creatures in the splash area that fail their saves are entangled but not glued to the floor; those who make this save are not entangled at all.

DC 13

What does that look like, Rubin?

All of a sudden he is blindsided by Pluck the Chicken who had used our diversion to stealth around the aside. In his panic, the falls off the roof and dies!

Reach over the top and unlock it.

THAT IS RIGHT! KRAULL HERE IS GUNNA EAT YER LIVERS AFTER I COOK EM IN BUTTER!

I was going to suggest we try be be stealthy. But at this point, I don't really care. Shine on you crazy diamond

Off to hideous death!

5 minutes for for enlarge,invisibility,long arm so we better get closer and make sure you don't have to squeeze into a room

Well if we go now, the boss will have lost his big guy and a bunch of foot soldiers so we might be able to get him with his pants down. Kraull has my one healing extract and I have an invisibility extract that can be drunk for a sneak attack. Plus my enlarge extract and long arm extract for super tall Kraull bashing

I have only a few bombs left, we better try being pretty sneaky if we want to go get him

magic cloak (+1 res)
two magical shortswords (+1) (One for Rubin)
potion of displacement.

Chef is trembling like a leaf. Huh huh huh...Did we just survive that? Chef takes out his wand and starts healing people
CLW Kraul: 4d8 + 4 ⇒ (1, 1, 1, 4) + 4 = 11

Grrr

CLW Kraul: 4d8 + 4 ⇒ (7, 2, 7, 4) + 4 = 24

Then Rubin
CLW: 2d8 + 2 ⇒ (2, 4) + 2 = 8

Chef is lost in Kraull's orc aura and gets confused

WAGHHHHHH!!!! Chef channels the spirit of Saint Ramsey and attacks Ishark again
Mace,Flank: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (10) + 10 = 201d6 ⇒ 2

Chef 5' up and wash Ishzark with a light mace
MW Light mace,IC: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 151d6 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3