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Hardness* ;)

OH, and thank you for running GM Crash! I enjoyed it, although that chair at the end was pretty dangerous and had me biting my toenails.

Player Name: Carla the Profane
Character Name: Captain Lee
PFS#: 129690-10
Faction: Dark Archives
Day Job: -

Perception (“Internal Security: Evidence”): 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (7) - 1 = 6

The captain seems lost in thought, not noticing the potential clues in place.

Here, let me try.

Use magic device: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21
CLW, Cyrus: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9

Use magic device: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10

Perception (Misc): 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (13) - 1 = 12 "Hmm.."

C'mon guys, don't give up! #Feelinguseless

Use magic device try #2 (On taicho): 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

I finished off a wounded harpy with a natural 20 at a 100 feet distance using a copper coin. Not an expensive funeral.

Lee stands still, the chair not noticing him because of his clockwork key. He then takes out his wand of cure light and attempts to give taicho a tap.

Use magic device: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12

Is there anyone that can use this wand? Now might be the time...

The captain moves around the bookcases, firing a Magic missile at the.. chair?

BLASTED! I'm no good against constructs without my spells!

Damage, magic missile: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

0 spells left!

The captain inspects the bookcases, in case anything stands out.

Linguistics: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 26

Moved myself on map

Finally, out of that shaft. I was already wondering wether the midnight lord wanted to bless my mornings with back pain or if this was more of a mental exercise.

So... the Vent? Could anyone check that?

Let's see:
V = W
Q = H
I = A
W = T
I = A
G = M
I = A
S = N
A = I
M = J
Y = U
D = S
W = T
Q = H
I = A
K = V
O = E
W = T
E = O
K = V
O = E
S = N
W = T
O = E
K = V
O = E
X = R
U = Y
Z = P
X = R
E = O
H = D
Y = U
F = C
W = T
A = I
E = O
S = N
Q = H
O = E
H = S

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Captalized letters:

You find a note attached to the back of the portrait.
"What a man! I just have to Vent. Every production
he’s been in has been to die for. He walks
the stage like a Lion! That scene in three
royals richer where he Scales the balcony? His
luscious performance in King favian’s folly, even
if it was just second Centaur, was extremely
enticing. I can only hope his understudies will
follow his capital performances.
Vqiw i gis! A mydw qiKo we
Kosw. OKoxu z xeh yfwaes qo’h~"

YWVEHLTSKCI = Utwod??nv?a

or

VLSKC = W?nv?

Paper on desk:

30052905 Sexikai Icnyd = Noravia A??us
52203491 Agzoxai Xilais = Imperia Ra?ian
10449520 Ziwxesafyd Hxoshiso = Patronicus Drendane
79402910 Wisfxoh Hodagaxo = Tancred Desimire
59200482 Cyxfe Wisilais = ?urco Tana?ian
20955321 Zikissi Icitixae = Pavanna A?a?ario
76439201 Ioxehyd Icnyd = Aerodus A??us
40592281 Pxifqayd Xiwixaes = ?rachius Ratarion

L = ?
C = ?
N = ?
T = ?
P = ?

These are my notes. What do your expert eyes tell you?

He says with contempt.

Linguistics: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (10) + 9 = 19

Lee utters a cry of understanding.

Ahh..HA!

It seems the notes are in some code... Have you noticed how some of the letters in the second one are capitalized?

Any knowledges to know more about SL Operatives, or what the code might entice?

Lee gathers some power, gritting his teeth.

Cast empowered Mind Thrust I at the most wounded Imp (Only one 1st lvl spell left after this, let's make it count!).

Mind thrust I: 2d6 ⇒ (6, 4) = 10*1.5=15, DC16 will save for half

Lee flicks another copper piece towards the remaining imp, seemingly bored by the whole ordeal.

Standard action to cast telekinetic projectile

Ranged attack roll: : 1d20 + 2 - 4 - 4 ⇒ (9) + 2 - 4 - 4 = 3

Lee flicks another copper piece towards the remaining imp, seemingly bored by the whole ordeal.

Standard action to cast telekinetic projectile

Ranged attack roll: 1d20 + 2 - 4 - 4 ⇒ (1) + 2 - 4 - 4 = -5

Lee flicks a copper piece towards the imp that seems the most wounded.

Standard action to cast telekinetic projectile

Ranged attack roll: 1d20 + 2 - 4 - 4 ⇒ (3) + 2 - 4 - 4 = -3

Harpies are more easy to hit than these little devils.. Let's finish this quickly!

Round... 2!! Hahaha! Use silver weapons if you can!

Dark half 4/6

Lee casts another Mind Thrust at the imp closest to the door.

Empowered Mind thrust I: 2d6 ⇒ (5, 6) = 11*1.5=16 (DC16 will for half)

Knowledge(Planes): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 26

Lee, slightly startled at first, then grins maniacally.

Swift action to enter Dark Half 5/6

Menacing purple flames suddenly surround him, and with a flick of his wrist sends waves of pain through one of the devils' minds.

Caster level check vs spell resist (if any): 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

Standard action to cast empowered Mind Thrust I
Damage: 2d6 ⇒ (3, 1) = 4x1.5 = 6, DC16 will save for half

Asmodeus was always a bit too... strict for my taste. Nonetheless, I like what she's done to the place. After you, master gunslinger.

So...What now? This seems like a painfully oblivious situation...

Just servants.. best be on our guard.

Lee whispers.

Let me try...

Lee puts his hands on the door and listens intently, but to a whole other spectrum of perception.

Concentrate on detect thoughts

Disguise: 1d20 + 2 + 10 ⇒ (17) + 2 + 10 = 29

Are you not a guard in the Qadiran ambassador's army? Behave yourself!

Lee smirks.

Now let's see...what accent do Qadirans usually have?

I can use the scrolls for disguise as Nobles from Qadira. I've been there once, I think I could pull off a convincing smirk.

Lee moves around the corner, catching his breath.

Quickly.. get in! Before we make any more noise!

Do I detect anything through the doors we pass?

Stealth: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 1 = 19

*lol*

A fine plan. I can detect if there's anyone in the room.

Foolish barbarians... Calm down before WE are the ones getting into trouble. I'll be the vanguard.

Lee silently casts Detect thoughts, projecting his detection cone through the eastern door, and the southern curtain (DC16 will save negates), maintaining his concentration. He then motions the others when he's sure there is no danger in a room.

Lets enter a quiet area so we can 'talk', then.

Please... *sniff* My allergy...

Sense motive: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (19) - 1 = 18

And I... have a... a....*atchoooh!* terrible "allergy"! You mustn't let us dally!

Bluff: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10
Aid, diplomacy: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16

Lee silently rubs some pepper under his nose before adressing the man:

Dear man, a nobleman in dire need! *Hatchooo!* These... are my attendants.... *Hatchooo!*. Adress me to the toilets, at once! *Hatchooo!*

In the name of science..

Bluff: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10
Diplomacy: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14

Some aid would be nice ;)

I would like one of those scrolls. Now I only need to find a suiteable disguise. Does any of you have any ideas on what would make a good disguise here? Normally, I'm not the person for stealthy approaches but I'll make a special exception for this case.

I shall remember this pepper trick, If we have the chance i'd like to take you up on that offer master Wayang. And master Half-elf, I was once like you. I did not understand the workings of pain and suffered greatly. But now I understand, for mental pain is both more efficient and more exquisite than physical torment could ever hope to achieve. As master Halfling here would most likely attest to, having to keep up with this dog every day and night. Once more, I am blessed. So... are you all ready for a Chelix party?

He concludes with a wink towards Cyrus, unclear as to wether what he just said was ment seriously or not.

Allergic reaction, you say? Hmm. Do you suffer greatly? Is there any way to artificially induce this? I'm pretty sure the lord of midnight would be proud if I managed to get a hold on one of these... 'allergies'.

A little late, or fashionably late, a tall, thin human man in a grotesque purple robe walks in. His bald head is accompanied by a long, black goatie and his gaze sternly scans the room.

Greetings. I am Captain Lee, former city watch captain, Occult mediator and recently, Archivist of dangerous artifacts. In my quest for higher states of mental conscience I have met the Prince of Pain, for he has truly blessed me with capacity for life. Life is pain, I intend to enjoy it to the fullest. If today's companions -you- are any bit as painful to my brain as the ones I usually -ahem- "Adventure" with, then I expect the same incompetence and we will get along just fine. For what does not kill you makes you stronger and so far the society has not disappointed me with her share of painful experiences. Pleased to make your acquaintance.

He continues in a sulky voice, a face as if thoroughly disgusted by some thought.

I've had... experiences with Chelaxian bureaucracy. Count on me to get us past certain.. obstacles. Also, I have a knack for mind reading, as I love to personally experience other's miserable lives firsthand, as to strengthen my mind. I am truly blessed.

I leveled yesterday, am now lvl 2.

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Lee wakes up from a bad dream and claims his wayfinder

It was fun playing with you guys, thanks!

Captain Lee / Brodarion day job.
Profession City Guard: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11

How long will I be paralyzed? Im at full health now.