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Dispater (sighing): So much anguish to inflict and an eternity to do it...what the? (sees a brightly colored present lying on his iron table) Dispater (eyeing the tag): To Dispater...who in the Multiverse could hav? (SPLATTTTT) (a banana cream pie comes out of the box and hits Dispater square in the face) Dispater: IL'SETSYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Will the ancestry system for Pathfinder edition be used for Starfinder 2nd edition as well? If so, will we get ancestries from Pathfinder species like Dwarves, Halflings, and Elves (but with a modern Starfinder spin) as well as the typical ones? I ask as my girlfriend is interested in playing a female halfling mystic.
What's the funniest thing your PC's ever did to a foe? I'll start: My PC's spent days hunting down a minor vampire lord in Ustalav's capital city. It was a complete and utter pain as he was sending assassins, summoned fiends, and everything else he possibly could to kill us, all the while we were doing everthing we could to find fang face. We finally found out where his lair was and were incredibly annoyed as apparently it was underneath the first place we looked. So we choose daylight to venture down, encountering trap after trap, minion after minion, only to discover he was asleep in his coffin. We were upset. We were annoyed. We were TIRED. So our bard used an paint brush artefact to write the words "Weasel Face" on his forehead just for the fun of it. Any words written with the brush are absolutely PERMANENT and can be read by anyone in the language they know best. Then we engaged him in combat...only for him to turn into mist and escape. We had to find him AGAIN but ironically this time he came to US! He attacked the Inn we were at during the night with a band of his remaining minions and he...was...ANGRY! He couldn't figure out why everyone he knew kept laughing at him. We didn't the heart to tell him. Heh.
(The magical ice linnorm hide armor of the mighty human barbarian Rothgar the Mighty stretches thin as his muscular arms strain to lift up the mighty artefact hammer "Stormbringer" yet the hammer does not budge) Armored War Ogre: Hahahaha! Puny man can't even pick up hammer! Rothgar: IF ROTHGAR CANNOT HIT YOU WITH HAMMER THEN ROTHGAR SHALL HIT HAMMER WITH YOUUUUU! (Rothgar grabs a completely surprised Ogre, lifts the monster up, then proceeds to repeatedly BASH it's deformed skull against Stormbringer over and over again)
I just wanted to give a brief thank you to the entire staff of Paizo.com and everyone who has ever worked for them. As much as I love certain tabletop rpg companies, I've found that I have had a significantly more pleasant experience with your company and it's community. Your staff is willing to be contacted and to let problems be heard so they can be addressed and possibly fixed. Not to mention that your website still has active Forums that we can post in. Lastly, your tabletop rpg company was one of the first to embrace the LGBTQ+ community as well as celebrate other ethnicites and even produce content from all of them! So thank you Paizo. Merci beaucoup!
Hey, there was a really amazing webpage done on Paizo.com showcasing all the current iconics of the time summerizing their beginnings and origins in a short rhyming paragraph each. One problem: I can't find! :( I'm not sure what iconic started it or what the article was titled but it ended with Lem doing a rhyming summary with the final sentences of all the other iconics. Can anyone help me find it? Also my apologies in advance if I'm posting this in the wrong forum. If I am I shall proceed to hide in the couch fort of SHAME!
Are there any rules (official or 3rd party) that allow for undead parasitic symbiotes that give abilities like extra spellcasting and which grow in power as the host grows in power? I ask as I have a PC who wants to play a crimson haired female Dhampir Thamaturge with an parasitic symbiote hand (aka somewhat similar to Vampire Hunter D).
Anyone else want more of an indepth look at the following things in Starfinder: • The various religions in Starfinder's setting and how they've adapted to Golarion's vanishing and function in the Galaxy? • Lore and info about the Halfling Trade Fleets and Dwarf Forge-Fleets that travel the Pact Worlds (since both Halflings and Dwarves no longer have a homeworld anymore to call home it'd be cool to see how they've adapted to their new life among the stars I feel). • Info on various power-shake ups and the current state of the Multiverse since the vanishing of Golarion from all record. • A few more celestials, fiends, and monitors in Starfinder's bestiary that make good use of technology?
(Note: My apologies Mods if this is in the wrong forum as I could not find an forum for Owlcat's two Pathfinder games. If this is in the wrong forum then please if you can put it in the right forum with my thanks.) If you could add five unique companions to Owlcat's Wrath of the Righteous game what companions would you add? Add as much about them as you want! Here's mine: Thorfynn: Male Human Fighter (Aldori Defender)/Aldori Swordlord
Hilda: Female Dwarf Cleric (Crusader) of Torag
Karla: Female Human Witch/Winter Witch
Galen: Male Elf Wizard (Spell Master)
Grecka: Female Half-orc Shaman (Witch Doctor)
What utterly crazy acts has Il'setsya Wyrmtouched done over her incalculably wacky and zanny life so far? I’M GLAD YOU ASKED! (puts on reading glasses) (unfurls impossibly long scroll) There was the time Il'setsya used a wish spell to transform the high priestess of Zon-Kuthon in the nation of Nidal into a walrus, proceeded to name the walrus "Bernice", and then accidentally melted the walrus in a trap pit of acid. There was the time Il'setsya somehow put giant nose glasses on a colossal golden statue dedicated to the God Abadar in the Eternal City of Axis. There was the time Il'setsya used an artifact to give Orcus a magically induced nightmare of being trapped in a rainbow field of pretty flowers that played the lute beautifully and couldn't be killed. There was the time Il'setsya tried to cook dinner for Astrid and ended up teleporting an exploding lasagna right to Tar-Baphon's throneroom. There was the time Il'setsya planeshifted to Dis then infiltrated Dispater’s throne room and threw a banana cream pie into the Lord of the Second’s face while screaming "YOUR IT!" then plane shifting away. There was the time Il'setsya “accidentally” got drunk in a bar in Cheliax and drunkenly used a wish spell to cause a dozen various oozes to appear in the bed chambers of Queen Abrogail Thrune the II (while the Queen was SLEEPING in said bed chambers no less). There was the time Il'setsya drove a powerful Blackguard utterly batshit INSANE by hitting the guy with the indigo beam of a prismatic spray spell (soon afterwards Blackguard leaped off a mountain waterfall to his doom while screaming “THE BEER IS UNDER THE ELEPHANT!”) Look, needless to say, Il'setsya has led a very fulfilling and chaotic life! ;)
I've been pondering writing a fanfiction story involving a fetching female Beastbrood Tiefling sorcerer trying to escape oppressive discrimination in Jalmeray. She'd inevitably run across a seductive female Suli harem dancer slave who is actually a monk bodyguard of a visiting Vudrani noble (but still an unhappy servant). Sounds like a good starting point?
Heyas, I'm trying to figure out how to create a 2nd Edition Pathfinder Bonded Witch Archetype for a Half-Elf Witch NPC that stumbled upon (and bonded with) a Dragonfang longsword (aka a magical longsword made from the fang of an ancient dragon and imbedded with part of the dragon's power and sentience). I'm also trying to figure out how to create a Dragonfang Sword artifact. Anyone got any ideas?
This thread is for letting us all know what the base stats (aka names, genders [if any], alignment, classes, etc etc) and backstories your PC and their party members are for 2nd Edition Pathfinder! I'll start: My PC = Karla: NG Female Human (Jadwiga) Witch - A Caucasian skinned winter witch has a beautiful mane of golden blonde hair and bears her trademark large, long, fluffy winter wolf fur cloak with pride. She is a loyal retainer to Queen Anastasia of Irrisen and has been tasked by the Queen to assist the party in their missions. Lately she has been having romantic feelings toward the crimson haired Babrarian swordswoman companion Tyra and has been seeking her attention and affection. My Girlfriend's PC = Tyra: CG Female Human (Ulfen) Barbarian - A tanned skinned tall muscular woman who bears short crimson red hair (whispered by some in the Lands of the Linnorm Kings to signify the infernal influence of Hell) and wields a large magical greatsword once wielded by a giant. She may indeed be fighting off the influence of the devils of Hell as she has been visited repeatedly by a contract devil who repeatedly appears during time of duress and offers his assistance in return for her immortal soul. My Best Friend's PC = Thorfynn: LG Male Dwarf Fighter - Wary of magic and suspicious of magic users, those that earn his trust however earn a loyal friend and comrade for life. Thorfynn was exiled from the Five Kings Mountains along with his wife Hilda after Thorfynn exposed a plot by a noble dwarf (who was secretly a cleric of Droskar) to frame a good friend. Thorfynn was forced to kill the traitorous noble thus earning his expulsion from his homeland (in return the name of Thorfynn's clan's would remain untainted and unslandered). Thorfynn seeks to find a new home to settle down with and possible raise a family with Hilda (after Thorfynn helps his friend save the world of course). My Best Friend's Girlfriend's PC = Hilda: NG Female Dwarf Cleric of Folgrit - The beloved mother of the party, Hilda is Thorfynn's lovely wife and a cleric of Folgrit (aka dwarven goddess of family, hearth, and home). She is the bedrock that keeps the party's foundations standing tall and strong. Hilda is troubled by Tyra's being stalked by a contract devil and it is Hilda's magical wards that have protected Tyra from the devil's machinations. Hilda views Tyra as the daughter she never had and while Hilda was initially suspicious of Tyra's companion Karla she never the less supports Karla's attempts to seek affection and attention from Tyra. GMs's PC = Shadow: ?? ???? ????? (???????) ?????/??????? - This dark garbed humanoid is positively deadly while dual-wielding his magical longsword and dagger in an ancient style designed to parry blows and strike back with deadly force. Bearing a unique wide brimmed black variant hat of disguise that keeps his face cloaked with darkness at all times, Shadow is a being of mystery. Shadow's only companion (aside from the party) is his loyal animal companion (a fierce mastiff named Interceptor). The party was initially heavily suspicious of Shadow but he has single-handedly saved the party from traps and ambushes time and time again. All Shadow will say to the party is their goals align with his. How long that continues or if it is actually true remains to be seen.
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