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I can definately sympathize when it comes to Usharak's story. Fighting a destiny he never wanted with all that he had and by the time he was tired of the fight and accepting of his fate it was far far too late. :(

To quote a certain skeletal pirate musician in a hit anime, "Dogs and queens...toads and kings...WE'RE ALL BONES WHEN WE DIIIIEEEE!!!"

Also I really like the new take on the Necromancer class being not so much a mastermind creator of legions of vile undead but instead a communion between life and death and being able to call upon the etheral ectoplasmic spirits of their ancestors to defend the ones they love.


Does the Multiplatform Luminary feat allow for the selection of another Platform for the Luminary class? If so, is it possible to combine uses of both Platform's?

Would it make more sense for the Luminary class to already give access to another Platform at higher levels and then depending on what Platforms you choose you can access higher level Feats and Focused Spells that can only be accessed via two specific Platforms?


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So our PC's where tracking a Blood Hag and her coven of vile sisters in the mountains of Cheliax to free a Changeling woman (and hopefully future ally) of "the Call".

During this a PC in our group MAY have come across a Ring with one Wish left on it in the Hag's treasure horde.

She then MAY have ACCIDENTIALLY wished while drunk for Queen Abrogail Thrune II of Cheliax to be covered in slimes and oozes while she slept in her royal bed chambers.

Sooo...yeahhh...we're being hunted by lots of assassins now.

Hahahahahaha...o_o


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Finally! I can finally play my feather boa draped songstress/dancer celebrity who moonlights as a resistance leader against the Azlanti Star Empire! Thank you Paizo! You have no idea how happy this makes me! ^^


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(Dispater is enjoying his devilously luxurious sulfur bath when the doors to his personal bathroom are flung open in the dreaded Town of Iron which lays at the absolute center the hellish infernal city of Dis)

(Dispater quickly rises from his bath in a burning hot rage)

Dispater: WHO DARES?

Il'setsya Wyrmtouched (holding a giant rune covered cannon over her shoulder): DISPATER!!!

Dispater: oh nooo...

Il'setsya: EAT PIEEEEE!

(cream pie launches out of the cannon and lands right in Dispater's horrified face)

(Il'setsya proceeds to throw the cannon away and stroll away humming the Gargoyles theme)

Dispater's Devil Servant: ...what was THAT all about?

Dispater: ...I'm still trying to figure that out...

Devil Servant (tasting the cream): Mmmmm...BANANA CCCRRREAAAAAAMMMM!


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Infusing machines with arcane and divine magic might not be unknown in Pathfinder but has anyone thought of what the consequences would be of a nation of power hungry people slowly draining arcane/divine beings (or perhaps even people like Sorcerers) of their magical potential in order to infuse that power into war machines? It'd make for a pretty interested campaign/adventure path I feel.


So, I'm quite a bit out of the loop so if someone can clue me in by answering the folllowing question I'd appreciate it immensely: Who won the Hellfire Crisis?

Did Andoran lose to Cheliax's devilry? Or did Cheliax finally finally face the wrath of a nation that loves freedom?


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Sooo...Paizo just increased it's prices for it's PDF's. Personally I'm a tiny bit upset as I'm in a cost of living crisis like most of the USA and I can't really afford those prices. How does everyone else feel about this?


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I'm actually wondering if the game series Destiny was ever remade completely or even given a partial remake would working Starfinder (aka via Starfinder's species and classes) be something that could possibly work somehow? Hmmm...


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Does anyone know if anyone have converted any Pathfinder specific Celestials to 5th Edition D&D? Just curious.


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The Sword-Devil Archetype, a 2e Pathfinder conversion by WordyWarlock:

Sword-Devil Archetype


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Would anyone like to see Archetypes for specific Ancestries in 2e Pathfinder if there aren't any already? I honestly wouldn't mind seeing a 2e take on the Dhampir Kinslayer or Elf Treesinger.


Is Pathfinder Bastion of Blasphemies Adventure Path a Super Adventure / Dungeon like Abomination Vaults? Will it be all in one book? Does Paizo have any plans to make it available on any other tabletop settings like they did with Abomination Vaults?


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Anyone wanting too see any archetypes based on 1st edition prestige classes? I honestly wouldn't mind seeing Heritor Knight or Winter Witch make a return. ^^


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Dispater (sighing): So much anguish to inflict and an eternity to do it...what the?

(sees a brightly colored present lying on his iron table)

Dispater (eyeing the tag): To Dispater...who in the Multiverse could hav? (SPLATTTTT)

(a banana cream pie comes out of the box and hits Dispater square in the face)

Dispater: IL'SETSYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!


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Ahhh...the Land of the Linnorm Kings in WINTER...so majestic...so cheerful...a time for mead, warm furs, gettin cozy by the fireplace...and waving to the Krampus has he proceeds to kidnap the wailing children of the town...
...
...WAIT A MINUTE...O_o


Has anyone created an official list on what new Dragon's we've received and have been announced via second edition?


Anyone else think they'd like to play a 2e Starfinder Mega-Adventure focusing on combating malevolent forces producing cybernetically augmented fiends?


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Does anyone know if anyone has made a manual converting Pathfinder Celestials into 5th Edition D&D Monsters? If so, can anyone provide me a link or two?


I'm actually curious if we might get a manual focusing on religions and faiths of the Starfinder setting? I'd love to see how the faiths of Iomedae and others have adapted to an interstellar setting with high techology.


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Will the ancestry system for Pathfinder edition be used for Starfinder 2nd edition as well? If so, will we get ancestries from Pathfinder species like Dwarves, Halflings, and Elves (but with a modern Starfinder spin) as well as the typical ones? I ask as my girlfriend is interested in playing a female halfling mystic.


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What's the funniest thing your PC's ever did to a foe? I'll start:

My PC's spent days hunting down a minor vampire lord in Ustalav's capital city. It was a complete and utter pain as he was sending assassins, summoned fiends, and everything else he possibly could to kill us, all the while we were doing everthing we could to find fang face. We finally found out where his lair was and were incredibly annoyed as apparently it was underneath the first place we looked. So we choose daylight to venture down, encountering trap after trap, minion after minion, only to discover he was asleep in his coffin.

We were upset. We were annoyed. We were TIRED. So our bard used an paint brush artefact to write the words "Weasel Face" on his forehead just for the fun of it. Any words written with the brush are absolutely PERMANENT and can be read by anyone in the language they know best. Then we engaged him in combat...only for him to turn into mist and escape. We had to find him AGAIN but ironically this time he came to US! He attacked the Inn we were at during the night with a band of his remaining minions and he...was...ANGRY! He couldn't figure out why everyone he knew kept laughing at him. We didn't the heart to tell him. Heh.


(The magical ice linnorm hide armor of the mighty human barbarian Rothgar the Mighty stretches thin as his muscular arms strain to lift up the mighty artefact hammer "Stormbringer" yet the hammer does not budge)

Armored War Ogre: Hahahaha! Puny man can't even pick up hammer!

Rothgar: IF ROTHGAR CANNOT HIT YOU WITH HAMMER THEN ROTHGAR SHALL HIT HAMMER WITH YOUUUUU!

(Rothgar grabs a completely surprised Ogre, lifts the monster up, then proceeds to repeatedly BASH it's deformed skull against Stormbringer over and over again)


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I just wanted to give a brief thank you to the entire staff of Paizo.com and everyone who has ever worked for them. As much as I love certain tabletop rpg companies, I've found that I have had a significantly more pleasant experience with your company and it's community.

Your staff is willing to be contacted and to let problems be heard so they can be addressed and possibly fixed. Not to mention that your website still has active Forums that we can post in. Lastly, your tabletop rpg company was one of the first to embrace the LGBTQ+ community as well as celebrate other ethnicites and even produce content from all of them!

So thank you Paizo. Merci beaucoup!


Hey, there was a really amazing webpage done on Paizo.com showcasing all the current iconics of the time summerizing their beginnings and origins in a short rhyming paragraph each. One problem: I can't find! :( I'm not sure what iconic started it or what the article was titled but it ended with Lem doing a rhyming summary with the final sentences of all the other iconics. Can anyone help me find it?

Also my apologies in advance if I'm posting this in the wrong forum. If I am I shall proceed to hide in the couch fort of SHAME!


Would there be any 3rd party Dhampir feats for allowing a Dhampir to do the following:

Assume a swarm form of Bats for a small amount of time.

Assume gaseous form for a small amount of time.

Granting a slightly faster movement speed.


Are there any rules (official or 3rd party) that allow for undead parasitic symbiotes that give abilities like extra spellcasting and which grow in power as the host grows in power? I ask as I have a PC who wants to play a crimson haired female Dhampir Thamaturge with an parasitic symbiote hand (aka somewhat similar to Vampire Hunter D).


Anyone else want more of an indepth look at the following things in Starfinder:

• The various religions in Starfinder's setting and how they've adapted to Golarion's vanishing and function in the Galaxy?

• Lore and info about the Halfling Trade Fleets and Dwarf Forge-Fleets that travel the Pact Worlds (since both Halflings and Dwarves no longer have a homeworld anymore to call home it'd be cool to see how they've adapted to their new life among the stars I feel).

• Info on various power-shake ups and the current state of the Multiverse since the vanishing of Golarion from all record.

• A few more celestials, fiends, and monitors in Starfinder's bestiary that make good use of technology?


Does anyone else think an adventure path revolving around Iomedae's faithful leading a crusade against the cybernetically enhanced forces of Hell (who are attempting to finally invade and conqueror the Pact Worlds) would be a nice addition to Starfinder?


Is Fola Barun's human parent Keleshite in ancestry? Just wondering. ^^


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I wonder if we'll get a Winter Witch archetype anytime soon?

I also wonder if we'll get racial archetypes?

I'd love to see how Paizo would do the Dhampir's Kinslayer archetype, the Suli's Elemental Knight archetype, and the Elf's Treesinger archetype in 2e Pathfinder.


Are there any racial feats for Dhampir in 2nd Edition Pathfinder that are similar to the effects of the Undead Resistance and Resist Level Drain racial traits and the Life-Dominant Soul racial feat (all three from 1st Edition Pathfinder)?


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Our sorceress (using a Luck Blade while drunk): I WISH THE NEXT TIME QUEEN ABROGAIL THRUNE THE 2ND OF CHELIAX WAKES UP FROM SLEEP SHE IS COVERED HEAD TO TOE WITH HUNDREDS OF FOUL-SMELLING TARANTULAS!

...our PC's are now being hunted by DOZENS of Salikotals!


(Dispater comes storming out of his luxurious sulfur bath chambers COVERED in strawberry scented pink colored bubbles)

Dispater (with veins visably pulsating on his forehead): IL'SETSYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


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Can anyone with the time needed to do so list ways any PC can achieve immortality in Pathfinder 1st Edition? I know Wizards have an arcane discovery to achieve immortality at 20th level but I'm not sure if there are any other ways to achieve it?


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Happy holidays to all the staff at Paizo and also everyone else here! :D

May your holidays be filled with family, friends, good food, and good times! (GIVES MANY HUGS TO ALL OF YA) ^_^


Are there any rules for armor made from the hides of specific Linnorms?


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Does anyone know if a 3rd party has ever converted Pathfinder RPG specific Celestial monsters (aka Agathions, Angels, Archons, and Azata) into D&D 5e monster stats?


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(Note: My apologies Mods if this is in the wrong forum as I could not find an forum for Owlcat's two Pathfinder games. If this is in the wrong forum then please if you can put it in the right forum with my thanks.)

If you could add five unique companions to Owlcat's Wrath of the Righteous game what companions would you add? Add as much about them as you want! Here's mine:

Thorfynn: Male Human Fighter (Aldori Defender)/Aldori Swordlord
A male human Aldori Swordlord who is seeking a reason to live in defending others after having lost everything he cared about when he fought with a petty despot and his bandits in the River Kingdoms. His skill with a blade is known throughout Mendev and even demons have come to fear the cold iron of his dual-wielded style of aldori swordplay.

Hilda: Female Dwarf Cleric (Crusader) of Torag
A female dwarven priestess of Torag who was devoted to aiding the cause of the Worldwound crusaders but now suffers from a broken heart as her husband and son were both slain by Khorramzadeh, the Storm King while helping to defend the citizens of Kenabres from a demonic invasion. Whether or not justice for the slain or vengeance against the wicked will offer her solace remains to be seen in this dire time.

Karla: Female Human Witch/Winter Witch
A female Jadwiga white witch of Irrisen who was exiled for defying her sisters and continuing to issue warnings about the threat of the Worldwound. Still bitterly cold about her exile, she has traveled far to the Worldwound forsaking the bloodbond of family and homeland alike to possibly seek a new life in defending a land her own people cared nothing about.

Galen: Male Elf Wizard (Spell Master)
A male elf from the Mordant Spire who has defied his kin and traveled to the Worldwound after receiving visions of an immense doom of demonic nature looming over the world. Though his brothers and sisters have sent many magical missives and summons for him to return, he has chosen to heed his visions and travel to the Worldwound to give what magical aid his old elven bones can muster.

Grecka: Female Half-orc Shaman (Witch Doctor)
An oddity among the crusaders of the Worldwound yet praised for her devotion to aid the injured (in both body and mind alike), she long sought to escape her traumatic past of growing up in the Hold of Belkzen. Yet soon afterwards she felt the comforting call of benevolant spirits who gave her the power to heal as well as to combat evil. Filled with new strength and purpose, she now makes a stand with the crusaders of Mendev against the vile evil of the abyss.


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What utterly crazy acts has Il'setsya Wyrmtouched done over her incalculably wacky and zanny life so far?

I’M GLAD YOU ASKED!

(puts on reading glasses)

(unfurls impossibly long scroll)

There was the time Il'setsya used a wish spell to transform the high priestess of Zon-Kuthon in the nation of Nidal into a walrus, proceeded to name the walrus "Bernice", and then accidentally melted the walrus in a trap pit of acid.

There was the time Il'setsya somehow put giant nose glasses on a colossal golden statue dedicated to the God Abadar in the Eternal City of Axis.

There was the time Il'setsya used an artifact to give Orcus a magically induced nightmare of being trapped in a rainbow field of pretty flowers that played the lute beautifully and couldn't be killed.

There was the time Il'setsya tried to cook dinner for Astrid and ended up teleporting an exploding lasagna right to Tar-Baphon's throneroom.

There was the time Il'setsya planeshifted to Dis then infiltrated Dispater’s throne room and threw a banana cream pie into the Lord of the Second’s face while screaming "YOUR IT!" then plane shifting away.

There was the time Il'setsya “accidentally” got drunk in a bar in Cheliax and drunkenly used a wish spell to cause a dozen various oozes to appear in the bed chambers of Queen Abrogail Thrune the II (while the Queen was SLEEPING in said bed chambers no less).

There was the time Il'setsya drove a powerful Blackguard utterly batshit INSANE by hitting the guy with the indigo beam of a prismatic spray spell (soon afterwards Blackguard leaped off a mountain waterfall to his doom while screaming “THE BEER IS UNDER THE ELEPHANT!”)

Look, needless to say, Il'setsya has led a very fulfilling and chaotic life! ;)


Hmmmm...still needs better Companions.


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Risen Guard (to the Ruby Prince): MY PHARAOH! THE CITY IS UNDER SIEGE BY HUNDREDS OF UNDEAD!

Ruby Prince: SIGHHHH...what did the PATHFINDER SOCIETY DO THIS TIME?


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What in the name of the Inheritor is Baronet Ghazolain involved with that can terrify a 70+ year old spymaster on another continent? o_o


Does anyone know of any PDF's done by 3rd party publishers that have converted Celestials of Pathfinder RPG into 5e?


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I do hope we'll get info about a possible beauty salon run by either Shelyn's or Calistra's faithful. :D


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Really wish we had an official Winter Witch archetype. Oh well, maybe when we get a manual of the northern realms of the Inner Sea.


When a caster uses Prestidigitation to "Tidy" himself, does the caster stays clean until something gets it dirty again?

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