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What utterly crazy acts has Il'setsya Wyrmtouched done over her incalculably wacky and zanny life so far?
I’M GLAD YOU ASKED!
(puts on reading glasses)
(unfurls impossibly long scroll)
There was the time Il'setsya used a wish spell to transform the high priestess of Zon-Kuthon in the nation of Nidal into a walrus, proceeded to name the walrus "Bernice", and then accidentally melted the walrus in a trap pit of acid.
There was the time Il'setsya somehow put giant nose glasses on a colossal golden statue dedicated to the God Abadar in the Eternal City of Axis.
There was the time Il'setsya used an artifact to give Orcus a magically induced nightmare of being trapped in a rainbow field of pretty flowers that played the lute beautifully and couldn't be killed.
There was the time Il'setsya tried to cook dinner for Astrid and ended up teleporting an exploding lasagna right to Tar-Baphon's throneroom.
There was the time Il'setsya planeshifted to Dis then infiltrated Dispater’s throne room and threw a banana cream pie into the Lord of the Second’s face while screaming "YOUR IT!" then plane shifting away.
There was the time Il'setsya “accidentally” got drunk in a bar in Cheliax and drunkenly used a wish spell to cause a dozen various oozes to appear in the bed chambers of Queen Abrogail Thrune the II (while the Queen was SLEEPING in said bed chambers no less).
There was the time Il'setsya drove a powerful Blackguard utterly b&+@%+! INSANE by hitting the guy with the indigo beam of a prismatic spray spell (soon afterwards Blackguard leaped off a mountain waterfall to his doom while screaming “THE BEER IS UNDER THE ELEPHANT!”)
Look, needless to say, Il'setsya has led a very fulfilling and chaotic life! ;)