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What's the funniest thing your PC's ever did to a foe? I'll start:
My PC's spent days hunting down a minor vampire lord in Ustalav's capital city. It was a complete and utter pain as he was sending assassins, summoned fiends, and everything else he possibly could to kill us, all the while we were doing everthing we could to find fang face. We finally found out where his lair was and were incredibly annoyed as apparently it was underneath the first place we looked. So we choose daylight to venture down, encountering trap after trap, minion after minion, only to discover he was asleep in his coffin.
We were upset. We were annoyed. We were TIRED. So our bard used an paint brush artefact to write the words "Weasel Face" on his forehead just for the fun of it. Any words written with the brush are absolutely PERMANENT and can be read by anyone in the language they know best. Then we engaged him in combat...only for him to turn into mist and escape. We had to find him AGAIN but ironically this time he came to US! He attacked the Inn we were at during the night with a band of his remaining minions and he...was...ANGRY! He couldn't figure out why everyone he knew kept laughing at him. We didn't the heart to tell him. Heh.
Second funniest thing. One of our PC's who was a sorcerer had a arch rival (aka a male Hryngar wizard named Meznar). Meznar finally shows up much to the amusement of our sorcerer PC.
Meznar: Well look who we have here...the most pathetic excuse for a magic-user on all of Golarion...
Sorcerer PC: AWWWW LOOOK IT'S MEZNAR! DO YOU WANNA A BISCUIT BOY? DO YOU WANNA BISCUIT?
Meznar:...do you think I'm a DOG?
Sorcerer: HAVE A BISCUITTT! (throws dog biscuit into Meznar's face)
Yes this became a running gag and yes, we kept running into Meznar (including (but not limited to) his clones, his temporal variants, him during his childhood, during his old age in the future, Meznar after becoming a Devil, etc etc), and YES our sorcerer kept hitting him in the face with dog biscuits.
Our sorcerer is currently having a statue build in his honor in Magnimar and it's pretty him throwing a dog biscuit into Meznar's face. Results are expected to be hiliarious.
The first PF1 character I made joined Rise of the Runelords a good way in and was a Cleric. Sandpoint was being attacked by something big (giants or something probably, it's been a while), and because of stuff only two players were there: my Cleric and a Fighter. It was one of my first times playing the system, but I had a lot of 3.5 experience.
So I see things that are going to mess me up if I get close, but I also see this really sturdy Fighter. So I cast Shield Other. Then Air Walk, and I get up out of reach. Then a nasty giant shows up and I... annoy the everloving hell out of it.
Create Water from above it. Taunts. Insults. Made a paper bird and tossed it down at it. Literally used the writing set I had in my inventory to draw signs with star rankings on them to critique it's attack technique (in between healing, of course, because I didn't have much in the way of offense at this point).
I managed to piss it off so much at one point that it ignored the Fighter that was literally stabbing it to pick up a tree and hurl it at me... and when it missed I gave it some throwing tips. That pissed it off so much that it picked up the Fighter and threw her at me.
We won that fight in the end, and the sheer amount of time I made the thing waste between splitting damage/channel healing it and insulting the everloving crap out of it was golden.
That time my party psychologically tormented an Onidoshi gang leader so hard he forgot he knew Cone of Cold because he wanted to break their faces so badly was pretty funny - wit swashbuckler using Bon Mot, oracle with intimidating glare comboing Demoralize with Brain Drain, and a liberation champion who was just preventing any of his hits from actually going through like they should (the free step to get out of reach is a very fun trick).