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next time don't go see a dermatologist with the hyphenated name of Frankenstein-West


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You don't want to mess with Mr. In Between. i did. Now I have a flat affect and i got off easy.


I usually try to eat them unless it would be cannibalism.


Treppa wrote:
Icyshadow wrote:
My mind is full of kobolds right now for some reason.
I read that as 'My mouth is full of kobolds...' and I thought you were having an odd kind of breakfast.

Eating kobolds is not cannibalism.


m Human Warlock 3 exp 2318 (infernal boon)

"Do any of you eat kobold?"


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Pendagast wrote:

on humans eating elves... Ill argue it's still cannibalism.

If, IRL a dwarf or a midget killed you, and ate you would it be cannibalism?
What If I ate a pygmy?

Too similar to call a different creature. Africans might have a different set of stat blocks than asians, but eating eachother would still be cannibalistic.

Which means no elves eating halflings.

It's not cannibalism if you kill centaurs and just eat the horse bits.


Orthos wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Scintillae wrote:
This has the (un?)fortunate side effect of picturing a dancing warforged.
"And twirl..." *motors rev, robot spins on stationary foot*
One of my favorite races. Eberron is one of my favorite settings. It just lacks for interesting NPCs and PC motivation aside from what created the Mournland.
I just cannibalized the stuff I like about it into my own setting, which uses a 3.5/PF hybrid ruleset my first group and I almost always played so almost anything goes.

eating warforged isn't cannibalism.


Eating ferengi isn't technically cannibalism.


50000 here we come.


mmmm.....bushmeat.


I don't feel as guilty eating lizardman as I do other things, because.....well,...they eat us too.


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If you just eat the horse parts of the centaur, you're not a cannibal.


Moorluck wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:

Mmmm.

Food.

We had Reubens and Sun Dried Tomato Pasta Salad for dinner. It was sooooo good.

You ate Pee Wee Herman, you cannibal!


Callous Jack wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
And yes, the Subway sub of the month for Nov. was crap. I skipped lunch at school today.
Was it a vege sub and you didn't want to go cannibal?
Do you even read this thread anymore?

Usually but the holiday threw me off.

You didn't answer the question so I will assume you're a cannibal.

if you eat the horse bits of a centaur, that's not cannibalism.


I'm in limbo too!


m Human Warlock 3 exp 2318 (infernal boon)

The universe ended.....nothing matters.....
farewell, prince; I was 154,345 times more evil than thou.....


m Human Warlock 3 exp 2318 (infernal boon)

Was it the....cannibalism?

jfk......it's all good; I understand completely.


m Human Warlock 3 exp 2318 (infernal boon)

We'll give the horses the ole once over, maybe we could ride them.


kyrt-ryder wrote:

Monster resources.

Far too often in D&D/Pathfinder I see useful monsters going to waste and it bothers me. Bone, flesh, hide, so much of that stuff is usable.

Sure it will require specific skills that the people who make the kill may or may not have, but those resources are valuable to somebody, let people make use of them.

Mmmmm, Minotaur burgers.

I don't think it's cannibalism to eat the horse bits of a centaur.


m Human Warlock 3 exp 2318 (infernal boon)

"I'm for following them."


m Human Warlock 3 exp 2318 (infernal boon)

"YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT! WE LAUGH ATCHOO!"


you can cook them


heh heh


m Human Warlock 3 exp 2318 (infernal boon)

"I am the lord of all f$$&ing hellfire, m$#~~+*&#@!*s! Go ask your daddy!"


m Human Warlock 3 exp 2318 (infernal boon)

"Yeah; any time you want your motherf&#+ing ass killed, just come on back with all your buddies! We love this s+~@!!!"


eating slaadis isn't cannibalism.


Smart orcs, like Santa Claus and the Krampus, don't exist.


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Santa Claus, The Krampus, a stupid orc, and a smart orc are playing bap-a-goblin. Who wins?


eating orcs isn't cannibalism.


m Human Warlock 3 exp 2318 (infernal boon)

curse bandit 6,
shoot him with a flames of phlegethos,

1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18 vs reflex

damage
3d10 + 4 + 1d6 ⇒ (8, 3, 1) + 4 + (5) = 21
and burns for 5 hp per round until he saves.

then I'll scoot off to V6.


m Human Warlock 3 exp 2318 (infernal boon)

Ohai;
tomorrow's my anniversary; probably drop off the radar for tomorrow; maybe Friday.....


m Human Warlock 3 exp 2318 (infernal boon)

"See? See that rock, varlet? That could've easily been your head...."


m Human Warlock 3 exp 2318 (infernal boon)

move to o10,
curse bandit 7,

and...

fiery bolt on bandit 7;

1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9 versus reflex;

damage
3d6 + 4 + 1d6 ⇒ (4, 6, 4) + 4 + (4) = 22

on a successful hit.


m Human Warlock 3 exp 2318 (infernal boon)

Dance you little bandits! Dance!


why does kobold taste like chicken?


there's always room for jell-o.


Inquiring minds want to know...


you can't eat all of that.


you gonna eat that?...


m Human Warlock 3 exp 2318 (infernal boon)

Stab b5 again....
1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7
damage
1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3


m Human Warlock 3 exp 2318 (infernal boon)

Aleph takes an instant liking to the (in his mind) hypocritical crumudgeon; killing him will be bittersweet at best.


m Human Warlock 3 exp 2318 (infernal boon)

"Stand still, you whoregot slackjaw crimson naped rustic!"


m Human Warlock 3 exp 2318 (infernal boon)

Stabbing b5 with me pact dagger;
and I cuss him.
1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12

damage
1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2


m Human Warlock 3 exp 2318 (infernal boon)

I don't worry about much.....I'm b$%+!#% inf+%~ingsane.


m Human Warlock 3 exp 2318 (infernal boon)

or not.


m Human Warlock 3 exp 2318 (infernal boon)

Move to v12; for the concealment;...
curse bandit 6....

and

cast fiery bolt at him;

1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6 vs. reflex;

damage
3d6 + 4 + 1d6 ⇒ (3, 3, 5) + 4 + (5) = 20


m Human Warlock 3 exp 2318 (infernal boon)

aleph is hit by lightning and the first bandit; 16 h.p. damage;


m Human Warlock 3 exp 2318 (infernal boon)

I'll start in U 10.

Move to x13 for the conceal bonus, I wand of witchfire the renegade mage.

1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10 vs. reflex;

damage
2d6 + 3 ⇒ (4, 3) + 3 = 10


m Human Warlock 3 exp 2318 (infernal boon)

INCOMING!

1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18


m Human Warlock 3 exp 2318 (infernal boon)

Perception for Marc: 1d20 ⇒ 5+11=16.

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