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Fantasy NPC: Grandmother Disappointment
Bah, the pigs aren't half as wild, agile, or fast as they used to be!
GRAMMA???
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And today, I played in one game: An OSR science-fantasy game called Laser Metal. We were a metal band from the year 2285 on the postapocalyptic planet of Brutalia, charged with being the opening act at the Battle of the Bands at the Arenadome. I played Lita Benatar: a Doom Wailer, who could control the mysterious force called The Metal... I was also the lead singer and the bassist of our band, Lords of Cosmic Chaos. (Basically, I was the caster.) We had to recover three artifacts: the Pick of Destiny (made from the tooth of the demon lord Krokus), the lost Bass of Meister Lemmy, and the Amp of Time. So much fun!OMG...this is the game I was born to play. SIGN ME UP \m/ >o< \m/
Need to take a break. Need to get away.
\m/ AWESOME. \m/
...and after a certain point, we're just Gloryhammering it up with putting fantasy stuff in real places.
QUENCH MY THIRST WITH GASOLINE
Like I try to strike up conversations about other things but it always goes back to one thing.The greatness of the Patriots football franchise? I know. For my money, it goes King Kong, Tom Brady, everybody else.
I’m a lion!
Is it a crime or is he in pain? Do bath salts drive him completely insane?Or does insane get him instead? Don't wanna know, Florida Man...
Hot? Damn!Untouchable Fiery Beauty (Su)?Look But Do Not Touch (Su)? Make a Dragon Wanna Retire, Man (Su)
SUP
Who says they have to find out?Believe it or not, we read the boards. :) DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN
ROCK OUT AND SHATTER JURASSIC BARD BONES WITH THE METAL!
I'm married to the metal. ;-)So, the Slayer is basically the Angel of Death, capable of Raining Blood down on his Necrophobic enemies? Guess I need to look at the class Piece By Piece, lest I end up Criminally Insane from the awesome. The rogue has been Reborn, and I like it, though I foresee an Epidemic of slayers in PFS when the book is released. I guess the base rogue is Expendable Youth now, one of the Skeletons of Society. Well, I'm part of the New Faith here - I like this class, and all its Seven Faces, which will allow me to spread Hate Worldwide. Cast Down the nonbelievers, Spill the Blood, and may your slayers find Serenity in Murder. Just be careful - with all that killing, they're likely to end up somewhere South of Heaven...Marry me.
YES! IN! \m/
Does Crowe get his own theme song? \m/
My hatred of people named Michael continues.For your hatred of Rawr!, you must be sacrificed to the Badger God. BOOMSHAKALAKALAKA BOOMSHAKALAKALAKA BOOMSHAKALAKALAKA BOOMSHAKALAKALAKA BOOMSHAKALAKALAKA BOOMSHAKALAKALAKA BOOMSHAKALAKALAKA BOOMSHAKALAKALAKA
AM SINGING THE SONG THAT BREAKS YOUR FACE.
Deal with the rejection in whatever way works for you *STING CHORD*
YES. AM BEEN IGNORED. AM SAD.
AM BLOODRAGER ARE POINT OUT THAT THAT AM MOTHER AND AM FATHER AM HAPPILY TOGETHER FOR FOURTY YEARS.Not really, it just means mommy didn't find daddy satisfying enough, or maybe grandma was kinky.isn't the arcane blood that fuels his spells and abilities an otherworldly connection? AM BRINGING INVITATION TO ANNIVERSARY PARTY ALSO AM DISAPPOINTED AM NOT GETTING MENTION IN TALK THING
SWASHBUCKLER OR AM SWASHBUCKLER?AM NOT MY IDEA. AM NOT SKALD'S KIND OF MUSIC. AM BLAMING SWASHBUCKLER.AM WELCOME!AM HAPPY TO INSPIRE IDEA LIKE COUSIN AM SKALD.AM NOT LIKING DIRECTION THIS ARE GOING.Just for giggles, I now want to write up an AM BARBARIAN bloodrager bloodline. BOTH?
AM WELCOME!AM HAPPY TO INSPIRE IDEA LIKE COUSIN AM SKALD.AM NOT LIKING DIRECTION THIS ARE GOING.Just for giggles, I now want to write up an AM BARBARIAN bloodrager bloodline. AM NOT MY IDEA. AM NOT SKALD'S KIND OF MUSIC. AM BLAMING SWASHBUCKLER.
AM HAPPY TO INSPIRE IDEA LIKE COUSIN AM SKALD.AM NOT LIKING DIRECTION THIS ARE GOING.Just for giggles, I now want to write up an AM BARBARIAN bloodrager bloodline. AM WELCOME! |