We Be Goblins Free! (Inactive)

Game Master Shifty

I have 6 +1 flaming arrows. I forgot to list them on my equipment DOH

Zarongel be praizd for mentioning them! :p

Mog have no burney arrows, but mog DOES have BIG BOOMY!

Not sure what the mechanics are, but if she is 15ft away, and 20ft up, she is 25ft away from Mog and should be in rangeif he takes a 5 ft step.

Mog moves a bit closer and looks up at the ugly fly lady, gauging the bomb arc. Shugging his shoulders, he just tosses it up!!
Throw Bomb: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 11

R4
Poog casty!

R5
Chuffy
Mogmurch chucks!
Reta shooty!
ENEMY

Mogmurch vial of boomy joy goes wide... Zarongel be sad.

Chuffy waits for mean bird-lady to come in range!
Holding action.

She flies back down in a big swoop at Chuffy!

Attack 1d20 ⇒ 1 missing horribly!

Chuffy she did fly-by attack again, but your readied action triggers so please resolve your attack at your leisure :p

R5
Poog

R6
Chuffy
Mogmurch
Reta
ENEMY

shoot flaming arrow

attack: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (7) + 11 = 18

damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1

fire damage: 1d6 ⇒ 5

"Bird lady burn!"

How high is she now?

Shes back at the same height, she is effectively just swooping down and up trying to nail poor Chufffinator as she passes

Reta arrow smacks!

E 24!

Mog takes another 5 ft step and chucks more boominess into the air
Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 29
Right on the nose!: 2d6 + 3 ⇒ (5, 3) + 3 = 11
Fire!: 1d6 ⇒ 5

Mogmurch oohs and aahs at the flaming torch flying through the air!

Round 5 Casting
Poog Produce Flame and throw at flappy lady ...
Range Touch: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 19 for Fire: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
3 mins remaining

Just waiting to see how Chuffy got on, then untangling this gory BBQ!

1d20 + 10 ⇒ (12) + 10 = 22
1d4 ⇒ 1

Chuffy whacks her satisfyingly and then she swoops back intpo the air - to meet her fiery fate at the hands of the crazed Goblin pack and their assorted burny arrows and molotovs!

The flaming birdlady plummets with a thud into the earth,smouldering feathers and a broken neck signify she is no more.

You climb into the tower to the nest and root around and find the stash of treasure collected from the harpy’s previous victims.

The items are in a leather satchel hidden beneath some straw and limbs.
In the satchel are the following items: a piece of polished red coral (worth 200 gp), a rolled-up portrait of an old man and his dog (worth 50 gp), a jade egg (worth 150 gp), a potion of levitate, a scroll of detect undead, a scroll of dimension door, a wand of shatter (12 charges), and a box containing incense of meditation.

Mogmurch holds up their spoils and proclaims "Now THAT was FUN!! Me be very entertained.. do yous think we can string bird lady up and do that again??"

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"Poog agree; more fun than shooting other birds."

This would be a good time to complete the reporting details linkied up top, I can then arrange Chronicles after this encounter :) The chronicle is L2-4

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You make your way back to the Birdcrunchers, all victorious, no one was whacked to paste and Sqealy is not bakun,

Shouts and screams pierce the air surrounding the Birdcruncher cave. The smell of the feast is... different. Mixed into the scent is a greasy smell peppered with burning wood, straw, and sulfur. The smell might even be goblin—cooking goblin. All of the preparations are in shambles. The tables are overturned, the cook pots have been knocked over, and the goblin dog pens are on fire.

Some crazy giant fire spouting Goblin-chief effigy is running around the place making fires and whacking Goblins into paste! "I'LL EAT YOUR EYES AND YER EARS! GOBLIN SOUP FOR ALL!!"

R1
Reta
Poog
ENEMY
Chuffy
Mog

Round 1
Poog fire last fireball at enemy ...
Fireball: 4d6 ⇒ (5, 3, 6, 6) = 20

The giant fire spouting construct is engulfed in moar fire!

Goblins stop hiding for a second to give applause!

Ref 1d20 ⇒ 15

E 10.

R2
Reta
Poog BOOM!
ENEMY
Chuffy
Mog

Reta shoots a flaming arrow

attack: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (19) + 11 = 30

damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

flame: 1d6 ⇒ 5

The arrow smacks home, but not terribly well...

The thing appears to have 5dr, plan accordingly!

E 15.

R1
Chuffy
Mog

R2
Reta
Poog BOOM!
ENEMY

Thanks for botting me, GM. For whatever reason, the site kept telling me that it was down every time I tried to log in this weekend.
P.S. Didn't we find adamantine arrows at the longshanks camp? I think that might take care of our current problem.
Chuffy looks the crazy goblin effigy up and downs and whistles "Well, that be one big party-crasher. You'z all have funs now!"
And with that, the goblin rogue pulls a vial from his pocket and chugs it before blinking out of sight.
Drinking my potion of invisibility.

Mogmuch moves forward, drawing another bomb off of his belt. This will be 4/7 by my count Winding up, he throws it as hard as he can at the abomination that is making squishy gobbie pie out of his tribesmen
Bombs Away!: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (16) + 9 = 25
Damage: 2d6 + 3 ⇒ (3, 1) + 3 = 7

Yeah forums were up and down a lot over the weekend - same issue :)

Chuffy goes invisible!

Moggy chucks a bomb, it goes bang really gud!

R1
Chuffy puff!
Mog bang!

R2
Reta
Poog BOOM!
ENEMY

E 22

Reta shoots another flaming arrow

attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 30

damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1

fire: 1d6 ⇒ 1

confirm crit attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (19) + 10 = 29

damage: 2d4 ⇒ (2, 1) = 3

lol the dice bot hates my damage

The arrow plinks off harmlessly!

Sad - it LOOKED awesome though!

The angry thing TRAMPLES over Moggy!
Trample 1d8 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 11 DC 18 Reflex to avoid

And then gets close to Reta to shower her with flames and sparks!
Fireworks damage 2d6 ⇒ (1, 1) = 2 DC15 Ref for half.

R2
Chuffy
Mog

R3
Reta
Poog
ENEMY

E 22

Round 3 Command
Squealy try to attack ...
Gore: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 5 + 2 = 11 for Piercing: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
Poog use Pearl of Power to recall his command ...
"Flee" DC 14 and a few AoO

After barely sliding out of the way of the things charge, Mog will grab a potion off of his belt and drink it Elemental Touch before drawing his weapons and stepping forward.

Touch Attack: 1d20 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 7 + 2 = 13
Acid: 1d6 ⇒ 3
+1 continuing acid dmg next round

Club: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 4 + 2 = 25
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

Well, since nobody else claimed them...
Chuffy magically reappears holding one of the adamantine arrows in his hand. He shouts with glee before stabbing the creature in the knee "You'z thinks I runs but that just make you dumb. Chuffy stab you 'til you'z numb!"
Attack (Improvised Weapon): 1d20 + 9 + 2 - 4 ⇒ (8) + 9 + 2 - 4 = 15
Damage: 1d3 ⇒ 1
Sneak Attack?: 2d6 ⇒ (3, 3) = 6
It might be considered metagame knowledge but I don't think I can hurt him any other way.

Chuffz that's fine, you know that the thing is tough and solid, you know what adamantine does = not meta :)

The angry fire spitting party wrecker seems immune to Poogs mind-magics! "Flee!? I"LL EAT YOUR FUNNY HEAD!"

Immune to mind affecting effects

Mog manages to get some acid working away!
Club bounces ineffectively.

Chuffy pops out of nowhere and stabs with an arrow - which works great!

E 32

R2
Chuffy STABZ!
Mog Acid baths!

R3
Reta
Poog 'said GO, it said NO'
ENEMY

Crud ... I was hoping somebody was driving :-(
running out of options.

Things that go bang or burn seem to work just fine...

relfex: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21

attck again. move 5' back

attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (9) + 10 = 19

damage: 1d4 ⇒ 4

fire: 1d6 ⇒ 6

Reta smacks an arrow home!

E 37

But she is in reach of Monsterthingy!

AOO 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 29
Damage 1d8 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 11
Crit? 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 29
Damage 1d8 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 9 = 10
+BURN 1d6 ⇒ 6 & DC12 Reflex or catch fire

The thing then slams at Mogmurch!
Attack 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (13) + 9 = 22
Damage 1d8 + 9 ⇒ (3) + 9 = 12
+BURN 1d6 ⇒ 3 & DC12 Reflex or catch fire

The thing then slams at Chuffy!
Attack 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (16) + 9 = 25
Damage 1d8 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15
+BURN 1d6 ⇒ 3 & DC12 Reflex or catch fire

1d4 ⇒ 1
Chuffy gets a shower of flames and sparks!
Fireworks damage 2d6 ⇒ (5, 3) = 8
DC15 Ref fo half.

R3
Chuffy
Mog

R4
Reta
Poog
ENEMY

Round 4
Poog step forward a little and make hands burn, throwing cone of fire at monsterthingy ...
Flaming Hands DC14: 4d4 ⇒ (3, 4, 1, 2) = 10

1d20 ⇒ 4 it burns!

E47

reflex: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

think I'm at 2 hp

Still able to fight - This thing is pretty smashed :)

Reflex: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 13

Mogmurch jumps back, wounded, but not in immediate dire straights.
"Yous not nice! We teach yous to play nice! We greatest Chieftains EVERS!!!" He ends this exclamation by pulling a bomb off of his belt and tossing it at big ugly.

Throw: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 9 = 14
Damage?: 2d6 + 3 ⇒ (5, 2) + 3 = 10

Smash!

The thing is wrekt!

The strange construct rattles and shakes, and then clunks to an abrupt stop, spewing flames and fireworks flaring in all directions - so pretty!

End combat!

Ok guys, give us your best 80's 'end of episode' morality tale or something, lets finish this with some epic posts :)

Poog quickly find sharp stick to roast yummy truffles ...
"We pretty hot, huh? Stupid pot never win against Zarongel fire!"

Chuffy examines the strange contraption for a moment. He then walks over and shouts as loud as he can "Hey! Who saids the party was over!? All you's gobbies get out here nows!"
Once a good crowd of goblins have gathered, Chuffy looks down his nose at them as he says "Now, minions, what did we learnz todays? That's right, you're chieftains is the bestest! Ain't nobody or nothings that can kill us cause we be Birdcrunchers and that means we be the baddest of the bad!"

Aha also before I forget

Game Day IV
Boon rolls.

Per the GDIV rules, GM rolls for the GM and all players, starting with GM and then descending order.

*A 1 or a 20 rolled wins a boon.
*No rerolls allowed.

GM 1d20 ⇒ 16
Chuffy 1d20 ⇒ 19
Mogmurch 1d20 ⇒ 1 <---WINNER!
Poog 1d20 ⇒ 19
Reta 1d20 ⇒ 4

Mog see PM for boon options!

Mogmurch sneaks off and starts fiddling with the heap of junk, then stands atop the head with a maniacal grin and his fingers stuffed in his ears. After Chuffy finishes his speech there is an enormous explosion that sends Chuffy high into the air, screaming with glee and clinging to the former constructs head. Where he lands will be yet another adventure!

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Not long after the Chiefs left (and long before it could be revealed as part of the feast), the goblin chieftain effigy that Reg Runtweed and Plunger wheeled out began acting strangely.

It started slowly enough. At first, some of the nearby goblins thought their eyes were playing tricks on them when another goblin claimed the statue moved. Others said they heard voices talking about eating their tender, green flesh. Some of the goblins chose not to say anything, thinking that it was a chieftain trick and the big bosses were actually keeping an eye on the tribe while they were away to make sure none of the dumb goblins messed things up too much—or sat in their throne-chairs!

The effigy that the goblins built was intended as an endearing gesture celebrating their chieftains’ past accomplishments. Reg Runtweed and some other goblins ventured to the sites of their chieftains’ heroic battles and collected trophies that would remind them of their mighty victories. Unknown to Reg, one of the goblins snatched the skull of Vorka—the cannibalistic goblin druid and incorporated it and some of her bones into the statue.
Now her vileness seethes through the effigy, causing it to shudder to some semblance of life.

With the goblin chief effigy destroyed, the goblins of the Birdcruncher tribe slowly slink from their hiding places, ready once again to cheer their beloved chieftains. They bowed and scraped at their fearless leaders before, but now— after witnessing the destruction of the fireworks-laden monstrosity—the goblins of the Birdcruncher tribe would follow the PCs into Hell. It takes a bit of time, but with a little cleaning up and additional cooking, the feast goes on!

Congrats on finishing WBG3!

See you all next year for WBG4!

/Roll Credits!

Reta rolls and puts herself out.

She marches into town with the rest of the party.

"We be best chieftains! Birdcrunchers the best! Now we kill horse and eat pickles!"