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Chuffy
Mogmurch
Poog
Reta
Squealy

Silly Longlegs camp

Truffles!

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VC - Sydney, Australia

Unlucky in love there Moggy!

I'll kick us forward tonight once people have had a chance to post... other than the items above no more toys :(
(Poog) Male Goblin [HP:-6/5] [AC:14/T:13/FF:12] [Perc.:+1] [F:+0/R:+2/W:+3] [CMB:-3, CMD:9] [Speed: 30, Init.:+6]

Chuffy cuts off one of the Longshanks legs and begins gnawing on it as he shouts "Let's look for more truffles!"
Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (7) + 10 = 17
VC - Sydney, Australia

Squealy Nord leads you to the legendary Truffle Fields!

Link up, you should be able to edit and move on the map :)

A huge oak stands on the north edge of a narrow clearing. Its trunk is covered in vines, and its tangled roots provide a healthy bed known to be the source of the best truffles in the area.

Fallen trees and a few large rocks are spread out through this wide clearing. A ruined silo slumps not far away.

Even the most dumbest goblin Knows Local enough for this:

This small glade is actually part of the back acreage of an abandoned farmstead. Rocky and poor in nutrients, this land is overgrown and tangled from disuse. While the clearing is known to produce the best truff les in the area, the goblins are cautious about venturing to the field too often because horses sometimes graze in this area and dogs roam the meadow hunting rabbits—and sometimes goblins.
The goblins have even spotted a hunter prowling this part of land who has taken down truff le-hunting goblins more than once with his trusty bow.

From previous trips over the past couple of months, the Birdcruncher goblins discovered that the farmer hasn’t been seen in a while, and they determined they could return to the Bestest Truffle Field and safely hunt for truffles.
Hidden in this field is lovely truffles.

Pick a spot on the map to search, and roll three survival checks.

Poog:

Squealy has the best truffle nose in the business, and suggests the oak (1)

Those wishing to hunt for Truffles, 3 Survival rolls!
HP 27/27 | AC18 T13 FF16 | Init +6 Perc +3 CMB +2 CMD 14 | F+6 R+6 W+8 | NE Goblin | Cleric 4 | Mw Short Sword +7; 1d4 (19-20/x2)

"Good Squealy ... find me bestest truffles."

Survival: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11
Survival: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
Survival: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

... Or not :-(
VC - Sydney, Australia

Squealy Dan gets his rolls too...

OK and an extra Perception OR Know (Nature) check
HP 27/27 | AC18 T13 FF16 | Init +6 Perc +3 CMB +2 CMD 14 | F+6 R+6 W+8 | NE Goblin | Cleric 4 | Mw Short Sword +7; 1d4 (19-20/x2)

Survival (Squealy): 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 1 = 11
Survival (Squealy): 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 1 = 20
Survival (Squealy): 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 1 = 11

Perception (Squealy): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21

"What squealy find ... ya ... bestest truffle. Good pig."
Dark Archive
Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

"Where truffles?!?"

Survival: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 1 = 15

Survival: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 1 = 16

Survival: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 1 = 20

Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19
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Squealy and Reta rocking out like champs finding much big truffle.

Poog not having such a good time, but as he stares at the tree he notices an odd vine not looking familiar, but he mad suspicious about it all of a sudden... then it moves.

Mog 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16
Chuffy I took your 17, wasn't high enough :(

Poog screamz tho! Everyone catches on.

Initiative:

Chuffy 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (18) + 9 = 27
Mogmurch 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 23
Poog 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15
Reta 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20
ENEMY 1d20 ⇒ 17

R1
Chuffy
Mogmurch
Reta
ENEMY
Poog
(Poog) Male Goblin [HP:-6/5] [AC:14/T:13/FF:12] [Perc.:+1] [F:+0/R:+2/W:+3] [CMB:-3, CMD:9] [Speed: 30, Init.:+6]

Seemingly oblivious to Poog's danger, Chuffy smiles and says "Ooh, moving plant! Plants burn realz nice. This calls for special toy!"
He then moves forward 30 ft. while loading one of his "special" crossbow bolts (+1 flaming bolt).
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R1
Chuffy - moves, loads burnydeath.
Mogmurch
Reta
ENEMY
Poog
Dark Archive
Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

attack with the short bow. Don't know if there's concealment from the tree

attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 30

damage: 1d4 ⇒ 4

crit confirmation: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (17) + 10 = 27

damage: 2d4 ⇒ (1, 1) = 2
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The arrow thuds in!

Nah it's not concealed :)

R1
Chuffy - moves, loads burnydeath.
Mogmurch
Reta - pew pew!
ENEMY
Poog
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Sorry for the slow posting, school is kicking my ass this week!

Survival: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14
Survival: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24
Survival: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18

I see you already rolled the Perception for me. Thank you

Seeing the big snake, Mogmurch runs forward Double move drawing one of his bombs while running

"Big snakey makey big meal!!! We burns it, we cooks it, we all go boom!!!"
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The vine lashes at Poog!

attack 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (10) + 7 = 17

Poog to tricky for a grabby plant!

R1
Poog

R2
Chuffy
Mogmurch
Reta
ENEMY

Mog moves a bit closer and tosses his bomb into the air with a shout of glee Yippee!

Throw Bomb: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (9) + 9 = 18
Damage: 2d6 + 3 ⇒ (5, 3) + 3 = 11
Fire damage: 1d6 ⇒ 4

Precise bomb to keep Poog and Squealy from getting toasty, Explosive bomb to add the 1d6, reflex save or catch fire.
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The bomb goes off, but the plant seems not so worried by fire, it mostly burny proof!

DR exceeds ongoing burning damage

E 5
Dark Archive
Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

"Fire burn!

Reta launches another arrow.

attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (11) + 10 = 21

damage: 1d4 ⇒ 2
HP 27/27 | AC18 T13 FF16 | Init +6 Perc +3 CMB +2 CMD 14 | F+6 R+6 W+8 | NE Goblin | Cleric 4 | Mw Short Sword +7; 1d4 (19-20/x2)

Round 1
Poog choppy choppy with sword ...
MW SS: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8 for Chop: 1d4 ⇒ 4 Nuts!

"Squealy attack!"
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R1
Poog choppitymiss!

R2
Chuffy
Mogmurch BOOM!
Reta Pewpew!
ENEMY

Reta arrow hits!

Vine 7

Chuffy up
Poog, Squaly is all yours to drive :)
HP 27/27 | AC18 T13 FF16 | Init +6 Perc +3 CMB +2 CMD 14 | F+6 R+6 W+8 | NE Goblin | Cleric 4 | Mw Short Sword +7; 1d4 (19-20/x2)

Squealy try digging up plant ...
Gore: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7
... and distracted by yummy truffle.
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om nom trufflez!
(Poog) Male Goblin [HP:-6/5] [AC:14/T:13/FF:12] [Perc.:+1] [F:+0/R:+2/W:+3] [CMB:-3, CMD:9] [Speed: 30, Init.:+6]

Chuffy shuffles forward five feet as he reloads and fires.
Attack: 1d20 + 10 - 4 ⇒ (3) + 10 - 4 = 9
Damage: 1d3 + 1d6 ⇒ (2) + (4) = 6
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R1
Poog choppitymiss!

R2
Chuffy misses!
Mogmurch BOOM!
Reta Pewpew!
ENEMY

The vine once more tries grabbing at Poog!

Attack 1d20 ⇒ 4
Seriously dicebot!?

At the silo, you see some strange flying bird lady appear above it, just like magic, she snarls and starts looking like heading your way!

Vine 7

R2
Poog

R3
Chuffy
Mogmurch
Reta
ENEMY
HP 27/27 | AC18 T13 FF16 | Init +6 Perc +3 CMB +2 CMD 14 | F+6 R+6 W+8 | NE Goblin | Cleric 4 | Mw Short Sword +7; 1d4 (19-20/x2)

Round 2
More choppy ... chips fly ... small chips, but they at least they fly
SS: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (17) + 7 = 24 for Chop: 1d4 ⇒ 1

Just for clarification, none of the damage from my last bomb (11 pts explosion, 4 pts fire) made it through the plants resistance?
HP 27/27 | AC18 T13 FF16 | Init +6 Perc +3 CMB +2 CMD 14 | F+6 R+6 W+8 | NE Goblin | Cleric 4 | Mw Short Sword +7; 1d4 (19-20/x2)

Round 2 cont. Squealy
Squealy attack too ...
Gore: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11 for Bite: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
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Mogs - 5 points went through, but as you mention it, I missed accounting for one of Retas hits :p

R2
Poog Choppity!

R3
Chuffy
Mogmurch
Reta
ENEMY

Vine 14
Birdlady 0
Dark Archive
Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

attack the vine

attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (16) + 10 = 26

damage: 1d4 ⇒ 2
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Vine gets hurtinated!

R2
Poog Choppity!

R3
Chuffy
Mogmurch
Reta
ENEMY

Vine 16
Birdlady 0

Spoke with Chuffy earlier, and he asked me to post for him, as he is unable to post at the moment.

Chuffy drops his crossbow, rushing forward as he draws his dogslicer. He positions himself across from Squealy, trying to make the most of his attack.
+1 Dogslicer: 1d20 + 10 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 10 + 2 = 31
Confirm: 1d20 + 10 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 10 + 2 = 17

Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 4
Crit?[/dice: 1d4 ⇒ 2
Sneak Attack: 2d6 ⇒ (5, 5) = 10

Mogmurch will draw a vial off of his belt and drink it while drawing his club.
elemental touch
(Poog) Male Goblin [HP:-6/5] [AC:14/T:13/FF:12] [Perc.:+1] [F:+0/R:+2/W:+3] [CMB:-3, CMD:9] [Speed: 30, Init.:+6]

Thanks, Mog! Works for me!
VC - Sydney, Australia

R2
Poog Choppity!

R3
Chuffy Stabbity!
Mogmurch Draws and casts.
Reta shot
ENEMY

Chuffy has mad skillz and totally trims the hedge.
It stops playing whack a goblin and goes REALLY STILL!

The birdy lady starts singing...

Will Saves all around!

Will Save: 1d20 ⇒ 18
HP 27/27 | AC18 T13 FF16 | Init +6 Perc +3 CMB +2 CMD 14 | F+6 R+6 W+8 | NE Goblin | Cleric 4 | Mw Short Sword +7; 1d4 (19-20/x2)

Will: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (14) + 8 = 22
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Poog and Moggy don't like her song and wonder if she'd be good for Killgull.

R3
Poog (can act)

R4
Chuffy (Can act if beats a DC16 Will save)
Mogmurch (can act)
Reta (Can act if beats a DC16 Will save)
ENEMY
Dark Archive
Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

Will save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12

Can I use a re-roll from a shirt? I can take a picture of it.?
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reroll - I'm ok with the honour system :)

Mog double moves closer to the horrid sounds. They hurts his ears, so they go boom boom and then everything be nice!

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FOR REFERENCE, shes 30' up
Dark Archive
Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

Will Save (with +5 from GM stars): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15

LOL worse than before.

Reta stares at the bird lady. She seems lost in thought.

"Nice bird lady!
HP 27/27 | AC18 T13 FF16 | Init +6 Perc +3 CMB +2 CMD 14 | F+6 R+6 W+8 | NE Goblin | Cleric 4 | Mw Short Sword +7; 1d4 (19-20/x2)

"Be quiet now! You hurt Poog's ear."
Poog use stick to throw fireball at bird lady ... 2/3

fireball: 4d6 ⇒ (3, 5, 4, 6) = 18 Reflex DC 16

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R3
Poog FIREBOOM!

R4
Chuffy (Can act if beats a DC16 Will save)
Mogmurch Moves
Reta (Can act if beats a DC16 Will save)
ENEMY

The fireball hits flappy lady!
Ref 1d20 ⇒ 8
She looks pretty burninated!

Flappybirdlady 18

Reta is semi-charmed and will run towards the lady for a big hug
Chuffy then baddy
Dark Archive
Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

"Reta love bird lady! Bird lady hug Reta!"

Reta holds her arms wide open while still clutching her bow in her fist.
Dark Archive
Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4
Poog Zarongel wrote:

"Be quiet now! You hurt Poog's ear."

Poog use stick to throw fireball at bird lady ... 2/3

[dice=fireball]4d6 Reflex DC 16

LOL nice!

(Poog) Male Goblin [HP:-6/5] [AC:14/T:13/FF:12] [Perc.:+1] [F:+0/R:+2/W:+3] [CMB:-3, CMD:9] [Speed: 30, Init.:+6]

Will Save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7
Chuffy stands in awe of the bird lady and mumbles something about pretty musics.
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How Chuffy and Reta thinks this looks

Chuffy thinks the woman is flying in for a hug, but actually she flies by and tries to brain him with a morningstar!

Attack 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (12) + 8 = 20

It misses.

Chuffy and Reta start to think she's not friendly!

Everyone now free to act
Enemy is back aloft 20'

R4
Poog

R5
Chuffy
Mogmurch
Reta
ENEMY
Dark Archive
Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

"Ugh bird lady try to hurt us!"

Reta fires her bow.

attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (4) + 10 = 14

damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1
HP 27/27 | AC18 T13 FF16 | Init +6 Perc +3 CMB +2 CMD 14 | F+6 R+6 W+8 | NE Goblin | Cleric 4 | Mw Short Sword +7; 1d4 (19-20/x2)

Round 4 Casting
Poog Command flappy lady 20ft in sky to "Fall!" Will DC 14
If lady fall to ground ... Squealy charge ...

Squealy Delay:
Gore: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6 for Piercing: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
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Will 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15
The birdywoman just shrieks back at Poog!

Zarongel sayz - has anyone got burny arrows?
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R4
Poog casty!

R5
Chuffy
Mogmurch
Reta shooty!
ENEMY
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