Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

Game Master Heathansson

heh heh.....

car troubles; not the battery; won't jump; been f!~+ing around with it for the last while.......see you guys later tomorrow maybe.

I haven't had car troubles for 10 years. I imagine that will end when I go get my car out of storage next week.

Heh. But look at all the money you've been saving on GAS! :)

Good luck Heathy. I'm an adequate shade tree mechanic, but not good enough to diagnose over PbP! ;P

got the car towed to the shop; they said it got there at 11 am and they'll look at it tomorrow.......it got there at 9 am. If the damn thing would start I'd take it somewhere else. F!*+!!!

yesterday's fun and games left me wasted, so I'm going to go crash. See you guys on the flipside.

Yeah, gotta luv the mechanics from 'The Mask'.
"What's this?" "I dunno. About $500! HAHAHAH!" ;P

Good luck Heathy! ;)

She looks thoughtful, perplexed; then....she turns into a simulacrum with "HIS" head (that you saw on the efreeti's magical television,.....) and a buxom female dwarf's body.

"Is this to your fancy?...."

"Sadly, I have to say that it is not. Fascinating, perhaps, but neither attractive nor soothing. Perhaps you could tell me where the, ah, original proprietor of that face can be found?"

"He's been here; not sure where he is at the moment though."

MAP

Need positions; you're chatting up some dancing girls, not past row 20,.....any questions let me know;

and roll perception.

About H22 for Beldan.

Perception: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (5) + 16 = 21

Init: 1d20 ⇒ 16

Map

Base Init 16 for group;
beldans pcp 21.....

Map

Base Init 16 for group;
beldans pcp 21.....

Perception: 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (20) + 21 = 41

R22?

After ogling the halfling bellydancers, Pip looks around the area again, wary that this is a bit too good to be true

Map

Base Init 16 for group;
pip's pcp 41
beldans pcp 21.....

Elgan stays perched on Hnoss's shoulder (with her permission of course!) and watches the dancing girls with a combo of fascination and horror.

Per: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (13) + 18 = 31

That's cool; putting Hnoss in N-24; she's in back because she's not too enthused about bellydancers.

Elgan, though I wrote his name in "o-24," is in all reality in N-24, on Hnoss' shoulder.

Map

Base Init 16 for group;
pip's pcp 41
elgan's pcp 31
beldans pcp 21.....

Altai is in N21, grumbling to a bellydancer. Claw is right next to him in OP 21-22. Gjetost is in JK 21-22.

right on; wanna roll perception; you might crit......

Need position for Stiggy; pcp for Altai, Stig, and Altai's thugs......

Stig is in L20, begging a bellydancer for another bottle. Perception Stig 6+0=6, Perception Altai 11+8=19, Perception Gjetost 15+12=27, Perception Claw 9+1=10.

UGH!!!....in the middle of some really tedious bullshit right now,....bear with me, I'll be around soon.

What did I see with my Nat 20? Inquiring hobbits want to know!

Pip:
you hear whispers, something there in the gardened area; the two at the top of the map that I marked with "X"s. You can't see anything, but you know.....someone or something is there.

Your move; Pip and only Pip gets a standard action.

huzzah!!!

Heh. Looks like everyone's going 3 directions or more. And here I thought it was just me! :)

Um, are we supposed to be level 13 now? If so, I think I missed an update! (I really need to catch up on all my PbP profiles!) ;P

Yeah; level 13 heh heh...

meh.....earthquakes....hurricanoes,....people moving to other continents.....it's all good.

Hmmm,... I guess it's all good.
As long as it's not the earthquakes moving the continents into the hurricanes! ;P

Ugh...that tropical storm isn't moving. What a bummer.....

Pip:

you hear whispers, something there in the gardened area; the two at the top of the map that I marked with "X"s. You can't see anything, but you know.....someone or something is there.

Your move; Pip and only Pip gets a standard action.

repeating the game stuff.....

No, it's NOT moving.
It's just going to sit here and dump water on us for the next 2 days.
;P
My daughters bday party is tomorrow, guess we'll get wet picking up the cake. ;)
At least the rest of the weekend is safe, my grill on my covered porch! :D

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Elgan seems unusually distracted by the gyrations of the would-be hostesses, but is heedful of Altai's clear warning before they entered.
As opposed to the dwarf, who seems to think he is dying of thirst and is trying to quench it,... ;p

dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Pip:

you hear whispers, something there in the gardened area; the two at the top of the map that I marked with "X"s. You can't see anything, but you know.....someone or something is there.

Your move; Pip and only Pip gets a standard action.

repeating the game stuff.....

Pip will begin his +3 song stuff. Sorry been busy busy

right on.....

Three arrows hiss from the areas of greenery marked with x's at the top of the room.

One flies at Beldan, and his kick ass reflexes kick in and he ducks a little bit; the arrow misses.
The arrow is "large" sized for an arrow.......almost like a javelin maybe;

One arrow flies at Stiggy, and deflects off of his armor for no damage; it plops in the water at his feet.

One arrow finds its mark in Gjetost's chest.

damage is 23 h.p. (I haven't adjusted for DR) and he's bleeding for 4 h.p. of damage per round.
He also has to make a d.c. 17 fort save.
if succeeds,

And,.....group wins initiative.

Pip finishes the top of the round getting his sword up and singing. He then casts Haste. Afterwards he gets his bow ready

The crystal sword warbles as it floats in place

" I shot an arrow into the air,
It fell to earth, I knew not where;
For, so swiftly it flew, the sight
Could not follow it in its flight.

I breathed a song into the air,
It fell to earth, I knew not where;
For who has sight so keen and strong,
That it can follow the flight of song?

Long, long afterward, in an oak
I found the arrow, still unbroke;
And the song, from beginning to end,
I found again in the heart of a friend. "

Pip then sees a little crowheaded man in a tree at r20

he plays a twangy banjolike thing;

"arrow in the breeze,
flying at you from the leaves;
drop you to your knees!

misty shadow men,
shooting from among the trees;
again and again!"

he's a noncombatant; no "bard bonuses" in effect; I'm just making stuff up to fart around.

huzzah!!!!!

Elgan stands on Ghetosts' shoulder, easy balancing on the wide platform. (To an elf, Ghetosts' shoulder is wider than most of their tree-paths!)

He raises his arms and hastily chants in the angry language of the storms. As the cloud swiftly forms, he grins evilly at the cowards hiding in the branches.

"Dem lil' ol branches aint gonner dew yew mush guud raht about,... now!" He grins.

AND the sky opens up and drops catapult-shot sized hailstones on them,...

Ice storm; 5d6, right? 5d6 ⇒ (2, 6, 2, 4, 5) = 19

heh heh...sounds good.

make a roll to overcome spell resistance please, Elgan.

The druid is able to defoliate the plants in the section on the left with his ice storm, to reveal.....two large sized humanoids, dressed in the black garb of ninja. Blue skin and horns are visible where the headwrappings of the ninja togs reveal their red red eyes; they both hold bows.....

gotta crash; allready called in tomorrow so I'll be gone until at least noon.

that's.....13 hours from now...

Spell resistance. That's D20 + level right?

1d20 + 13 ⇒ (15) + 13 = 28

Yeah.
And Elgan's ice storm deals them hurt.

Beldan moves to C16 and hides (using his fast stealth rogue talent): 1d20 + 33 ⇒ (8) + 33 = 41

Stig stares down at the broken arrow that smashed his bottle and embedded itself in his breastplate, before slowly raising his gaze to the demoninjas revealed by Elgan's well-placed spell. With an outraged squawk, he charges the enemy.

Charge to I9 before attacking Ninja 2 using Power Attack and Furious Focus, drawing his hammer along the way. If they have reach AND a melee weapon, this provokes an AoO. Attack roll 12+29+3(bard)+2(charge)+1(haste)=AC 47, damage 2d6+19+12(Power Attack)+3(bard)=42.

"Keep him busy, durin! I have a plan." Gjetost rumbles up to the other ninja, swinging his morningstar in a low arc.

First, his Fort save: 11+15=26. Gjetost has DR 10/evil, so he only takes 13 points of damage. He charges to EF 10-11 before trying to trip Ninja 2. He gets an AoO if he has a melee weapon. Attack roll 13+19+1(Large size)+3(bard)+2(charge)=38. If that beats Ninja 2's CMD, he ends up prone.

*ghnnngh*

Claw moves to KL 11-12.

Altai delays a little, watching the charging armsmen.

Beldan moves to C16 and hides (using his fast stealth rogue talent): 1d20 + 33

gotcha positioned.

MAP

Stig stares down at the broken arrow that smashed his bottle and embedded itself in his breastplate, before slowly raising his gaze to the demoninjas revealed by Elgan's well-placed spell. With an outraged squawk, he charges the enemy.

Charge to I9 before attacking Ninja 2 using Power Attack and Furious Focus, drawing his hammer along the way. If they have reach AND a melee weapon, this provokes an AoO. Attack roll 12+29+3(bard)+2(charge)+1(haste)=AC 47, damage 2d6+19+12(Power Attack)+3(bard)=42.

"Keep him busy, durin! I have a plan." Gjetost rumbles up to the other ninja, swinging his morningstar in a low arc.

First, his Fort save: 11+15=26. Gjetost has DR 10/evil, so he only takes 13 points of damage. He charges to EF 10-11 before trying to trip Ninja 2. He gets an AoO if he has a melee weapon. Attack roll 13+19+1(Large size)+3(bard)+2(charge)=38. If that beats Ninja 2's CMD, he ends up prone.

*ghnnngh*

Claw moves to KL 11-12.

Stiggy smacks the hell out of the ninja, and bones snap; it's still fighting. No aoo, as both of them were using bows at the time of their unveiling.

Gjetost trips the nimble giant, ninja 2.

Hnoss doublemoves to I14; Elgan can stay on her shoulder if he wants, or hop off;.......

I guess that leaves Altai up to bat.

Huzzah!!!

And the dancing girls all carry on like nothing's happening, returning to recline here and there on the wicker patio furniture scattered about the room, as if oblivious to the carnage underway.