Gittik hits, but he draws no blood from the Vudran.
Gittik hits, but he draws no blood from the Vudran.
It's like hitting a side of beef with a bat; the kukri, which should've bit deep, doesn't leave a scratch.
Beldan uses rapid reload to keep the crossbow bolts coming. No move, shoot at G12, then I12 if the first one goes down.
1d20 + 16 Damage: 1d8 + 5d6 + 2
1d20 + 11 Damage: 1d8 + 5d6 + 2
Two shots, two kills. One falls to the floor, the other one pitches over into the water.
Little reminder....
the Vudran, who doesn't get shaving cuts from a ghurka knife, is at H6.
Two blind golddusted cavemen are at G8 and I8.
One caveman is at g14, looking at Stiggy with a look of shock and awe.
And one white-tiger headed humanoid with backwards thumbs and a bastard sword and shield is at i14; he is purring like a chainsaw.
Stiggy and Oso remain to wreak havoc...
One caveman is at g14, looking at Stiggy with a look of shock and awe.
<Wipes some explosive blood splatter off his face.>
"Boomshakalaka...."
Now that Stig has cleared the way, Oso charges down the deck and swings at the head of the blinded man on the stairs. Aiming for his neck.
"Rarrrrggggggh!"
One caveman is at g14, looking at Stiggy with a look of shock and awe.
Now that Stig has cleared the way, Oso charges down the deck and swings at the head of the blinded man on the stairs. Aiming for his neck.
"Rarrrrggggggh!"
The blinded duod is too far away to cleave and whatnot.
One caveman is at g14, looking at Stiggy with a look of shock and awe.
Yeah; what Vatters said....
Stiggy hews hard, hits once; throttles the rakshasa in the head, bones are cracked badly.
Stiggy's wrists impact so hard, they feel broken but they're allright.
They'll swell and burn him on cold mornings in his old age; and Stiggy'll use that as a good excuse for warm rum; don't know what his wife'll say....
The rak, hard wounded, is still able to weave like a panther out of the way of the followthrough second swing, though his bell is hard rung, his skull broken by the earthbreaker, and blood runs out of his ears.
The giant holy man also thrashes the rakshasa once, almost killing the panther-headed shifter.
His second blow (which I'm using the cleave to substitute for) also misses; sore wounded, this thing's still nimble.
It's their turn; looking things over for a bit.
More like twitching; making weird whining, puking, sneezing noises; clear gummy cerebrospinal fluid and blood dribbling out of his nostril...
The vudran now has a head like this.
He five foots away from Gittik, to i6, snapping his beaky schnazz, taunting the peterpanning hobniz.
He casts a lightning bolt on Altai; dc 18 dispel check for Elganwolf to counterspell it.
A lightning bolt bursts into a line of cherryblossoms; the last of which lands on the nose of the chanting mage...
The headwounded rak swings twice at Oso; connects once, feebily, for 12 h.p. in damage; screaming tiger wargrowl; piercing blue eyes that know doom comes with the next heave of the earthbreaker but still fight on as if triumph is inevitable; the predator mindset in failure is unbroken nonetheless...
The vudran now has a head like this.
Finally the mysterious battlecat reveals herself.
A leonine centaur, winged, with a woman's upper torso, and curled ram's horns. Eyes filled with red rancor, screaming horror she charges from the door of galley to gh 13-14, twin ruby kukris leveled on stiggy.
Her twin kukris bite as she charges; she swings then twice each and follows through with a wicked bony spiked tail like naked vertebrae covered in spikes,
Two kukris bite hard on Stiggy. 29 h.p. damage total to the dwarf; one crit confirmed, the other crit did not.
Round two; group's turn!!!
The vudran now has a head like this.
I don't reckon he does; just fluff with no rules behind it...
Altai blows the cherryblossom leaf off the tip of his nose as he finishes the long and complicated incantation. As he does so, the water between the skiff and the beach briefly freezes over; the icy chunks then coalesce into two massive pillars of water and ice rising out of the dark depths, their rime-encrusted arms reaching for the monstrous creatures on deck.
Altai then, as an afterthought, shoots a blind caveman with his blasting wand.
G8's dead.....that much I know so far.
Elemental number one hits twice; it's attacks are throttling the crocodilian head rak, but not very much...
Elemental number two can't seem to strike the nimble headwound victim it is trying to play whack-a-mole whack-a-rak with.
Finally the mysterious battlecat reveals herself.
A leonine centaur, winged, with a woman's upper torso, and curled ram's horns. Eyes filled with red rancor, screaming horror she charges from the door of galley to gh 13-14, twin ruby kukris leveled on stiggy.
A leonine centaur, winged, with a woman's upper torso, and curled ram's horns. Eyes filled with red rancor, screaming horror she charges from the door of galley to gh 13-14, twin ruby kukris leveled on stiggy.
Her twin kukris bite as she charges; she swings then twice each and follows through with a wicked bony spiked tail like naked vertebrae covered in spikes.
Gittik scored good damage with the crit; the rest were pretty much sloughed off.
The gharial head's pretty well off still; though he's getting lonely.
Finally the mysterious battlecat reveals herself.
A leonine centaur, winged, with a woman's upper torso, and curled ram's horns. Eyes filled with red rancor, screaming horror she charges from the door of galley to gh 13-14, twin ruby kukris leveled on stiggy.
Bingo! Dingdingdingdingding!!!!!
1d20+19
2d6+24
1d20+14
2d6+24
The first hit from the dwarf hammerman drops the Rak.
The rak is jacked.He won't be back.
Stiggy made rak juice.
So ginsu girl gets the second one;....she's still in good fighting form, but she got her ribs cracked hard by the 'breaker.
Her lionribs.
A leonine centaur, winged, with a woman's upper torso, and curled ram's horns. Eyes filled with red rancor, screaming horror she charges from the door of galley to gh 13-14, twin ruby kukris leveled on stiggy.
Her twin kukris bite as she charges; she swings then twice each and follows through with a wicked bony spiked tail like naked vertebrae covered in spikes.
I was digging the wait....I vacillated about (re) making her into a big green tigerreptile with a blonde surfer dude's corpse on it's back.
Hmmm;.....Skeletor=priest of Orcus????
<Wipes away a few more blood splatters.>
<To the lioness: "Noo lit us gie doon tae business, shaa we?"
Beldan puts aside his crossbow and pull out the lightning gun, 5 foot stepping to D11 before shooting the last neandertal. [ooc]Can’t remember, is it a ranged touch, or an auto-hit with save for half? If former: , Damage: .
Beldan puts aside his crossbow and pull out the lightning gun, 5 foot stepping to D11 before shooting the last neandertal. [ooc]Can’t remember, is it a ranged touch, or an auto-hit with save for half? If former: 1d20 + 15, Damage: 5d6.
ranged touch I think. He's jolted down; spasming on the ground; almost dead but not quite.....
To clarify; he's "Unconscious and bleeding out."
<Wipes away a few more blood splatters.>
<To the lioness: "Noo lit us gie doon tae business, shaa we?"
1d20+12
Consulting my tome for a brief....
ogay.
She's shaken, one round; she's screeching in fury and fear. The earshredding sound would be pitiable if she didn't have that mouth filled with pointy fangs.
And in fear, she riddles....
"what eats man beast and tree?
It runs uphill faster than downhill!"
"Huh. What could that be? It certainly isn't water, as that runs faster downhill..." Altai's momentarily lost in thought.
It's in the Book of Fiends; a 3.5e Green Ronin product.....
And in fear, she riddles....
"what eats man beast and tree?
It runs uphill faster than downhill!"
"Fyre ye glaikit huir."
"You solved my riddle.....now GO F!%$ YOUR MOTHER!!!"
she commands, though unconvincingly, trembling like a kitten dipped in a bucket of ice water.
“Oh, with these sort of riddles it’s always time, or old age, or a three legged stool or something silly like that. Personally I think a big dragon with longer legs at the back than the front also works.”
"A rabbit dragon? Fascinating... I guess that would work as well."